Good health to all… from the Diner! And we may stop in at the drug store on the way home, that is, if we have enough spare change.

All the flags… fluttering in the wind… a day of remembrance.

Back it up, baby… that is, if you can. What do you mean “The drive is inaccessible?” You can always get what you want at The Diner.

Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do we owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?

But of course, it’s the release of a new episode of “The Diner.”

Is Fred dead?!? Not in The Diner, where some things are eternal…

It’s the surest sign of Spring when a young man’s fancy turns to… corned beef and sauerkraut.

Ancient Burial Chambers! Assassins! Laughs!

Processing new information about old events.

It’s that time of year again. Yep, time to delve into the troubles of your favorite cereal mascots. They have no insurance? It’s okay… we have trading stamps!

Al Jolson and other horrors are playing at the local movie palace. Wanna go?

It’s not just the room on the road, it’s the amenities.

From the glaze and the sprinkles to the last crumb on a subatomic level, behold the American donut.

Some space to work and a good view. What more could one ask for?

Have you seen the price of eggs? It’s a crime I say, a crime. A real mystery…

Forget your lame Pong, man. We’ve got a pocketful of quarters and we’re heading to the Arcade at the mall!

Every generation finds its own groove… and learns to appreciate the grooves of others.

New cars and old trains and infinite waitresses all the way down… say, did you just hear that?

Your car can be sporty, it can be practical, it can be new or used, but whatever it is – if you’re driving it to The Diner – it has to have style.