Ancient Burial Chambers! Assassins! Laughs!

Processing new information about old events.

It’s that time of year again. Yep, time to delve into the troubles of your favorite cereal mascots. They have no insurance? It’s okay… we have trading stamps!

Al Jolson and other horrors are playing at the local movie palace. Wanna go?

It’s not just the room on the road, it’s the amenities.

From the glaze and the sprinkles to the last crumb on a subatomic level, behold the American donut.

Some space to work and a good view. What more could one ask for?

Have you seen the price of eggs? It’s a crime I say, a crime. A real mystery…

Forget your lame Pong, man. We’ve got a pocketful of quarters and we’re heading to the Arcade at the mall!

Every generation finds its own groove… and learns to appreciate the grooves of others.

New cars and old trains and infinite waitresses all the way down… say, did you just hear that?

Your car can be sporty, it can be practical, it can be new or used, but whatever it is – if you’re driving it to The Diner – it has to have style.

Christmas traditions come and go just like the people in your life. But they don’t really go, do they?

The Mercury plunges and we wrap our hands around a hot bowl of soup and contemplate what lies beyond our chicken and stars…

It’s a trip to a romantic, exotic locale… you know, the Diner. Have a seat and a cup of Joe, por favor.

Holiday thoughts from a celeried employee on a cold morning in November.

Comrade! Sit down and join us! Crack open a bottle of Jubal!

A reduced fat podcast.

Best if used by November 2028.*

Fresh. Frozen. Local. National. New York. Chicago. Fargo.

Mmmmmmm. Pizza!

Electronics? Check.

Inflatable pillow? Check.

Contemplating Rome and finding the bunny at the bottom of the bowl. Um-m. All Gone!

James will next visit the Diner in a fortnight. See you then!