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  1. Arahant Member
    Arahant
    @Arahant

    Ricochet Audio Network: And put away that screwdriver. You’ll void the warranty on this episode of The Diner.

    That spoils my fun before I even hear your voice.

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  2. Arahant Member
    Arahant
    @Arahant

    Great show as usual, Mister L. A few great laugh lines, like “Everybody involved was second rate.” I did not expect that one.

    As for crackers, oh, the memories, but they don’t like me anymore. I’m relegated to corn chips.

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  3. James Lileks Contributor
    James Lileks
    @jameslileks

    Arahant (View Comment):

    Great show as usual, Mister L. A few great laugh lines, like “Everybody involved was second rate.” I did not expect that one.

    As for crackers, oh, the memories, but they don’t like me anymore. I’m relegated to corn chips.

    Thanks! I wish I could remember where that line meant and what it referred to. Guess I’ll have to listen!

     

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  4. Arahant Member
    Arahant
    @Arahant

    James Lileks (View Comment):
    I wish I could remember where that line meant and what it referred to.

    The songs made with lyrics written by amateurs and pressed into records by a team of people with some company.

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  5. Dotorimuk Coolidge
    Dotorimuk
    @Dotorimuk

    There’s no valid argument against a quality saltine.

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  6. Full Size Tabby Member
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    @FullSizeTabby

    I’ve read stories (possibly apocryphal) that with elevators that use an employee’s access card to program the elevator, “the boss” could, instead of leaving a message for the employee to “see me immediately,” have building security arrange for the elevator to deliver the employee immediately to the boss’ floor instead of the employee’s normal floor. 

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  7. Arahant Member
    Arahant
    @Arahant

    Dotorimuk (View Comment):

    There’s no valid argument against a quality saltine.

    Does it go with dotori-muk?

    James’ talking about your penname made me hungry. I wonder if I can find a good Korean place around here.

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  8. Dotorimuk Coolidge
    Dotorimuk
    @Dotorimuk

    Arahant (View Comment):

    Dotorimuk (View Comment):

    There’s no valid argument against a quality saltine.

    Does it go with dotori-muk?

    James’ talking about your penname made me hungry. I wonder if I can find a good Korean place around here.

    The joke’s on me. I don’t even like dotorimuk, but it’s wordplay on my name.

    And here in Seongnam, nothing BUT Korean places around me.

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  9. Eustace C. Scrubb Member
    Eustace C. Scrubb
    @EustaceCScrubb

    Dotorimuk (View Comment):

    There’s no valid argument against a quality saltine.

    One of the world’s finest snacks is butter and honey mixed and topping a saltine. (Can substitute peanut butter for butter. What the heck… All three.)

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  10. Bishop Wash Member
    Bishop Wash
    @BishopWash

    I remember the “being sick” diet as well. Mention an upset stomach to mom, and out came the 7-up and crackers. I’ve tried to pass it along to my daughter, but doesn’t drink soda at all. That’s a good thing and I don’t want to push it on her, so we make sure she stays hydrated with water when she’s sick. Now the big thing in pediatric care for upset stomachs is the BRAT diet, which is banana, applesauce, rice, and toast. Similar to Dr. Mom’s. Something bland.

    I got to do experiments on NASA’s microgravity plane, the “Vomit Comet”, many years ago. Our division chief told us to eat bananas for breakfast because they taste the same coming back up as they do going down. I made the mistake of also drinking orange juice, which burned. Only threw up the first time.

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  11. OccupantCDN Coolidge
    OccupantCDN
    @OccupantCDN

    Bishop Wash (View Comment):

    I remember the “being sick” diet as well. Mention an upset stomach to mom, and out came the 7-up and crackers. I’ve tried to pass it along to my daughter, but doesn’t drink soda at all. That’s a good thing and I don’t want to push it on her, so we make sure she stays hydrated with water when she’s sick. Now the big thing in pediatric care for upset stomachs is the BRAT diet, which is banana, applesauce, rice, and toast. Similar to Dr. Mom’s. Something bland.

    I got to do experiments on NASA’s microgravity plane, the “Vomit Comet”, many years ago. Our division chief told us to eat bananas for breakfast because they taste the same coming back up as they do going down. I made the mistake of also drinking orange juice, which burned. Only threw up the first time.

    If you want, you can get a Sodastream machine, and make carbonated water and add frozen juices to the water… Thinking to get a carbonated drink without soda…

    Carbonated lime juice, OJ or Cranberry….

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  12. Bishop Wash Member
    Bishop Wash
    @BishopWash

    OccupantCDN (View Comment):

    Bishop Wash (View Comment):

    I remember the “being sick” diet as well. Mention an upset stomach to mom, and out came the 7-up and crackers. I’ve tried to pass it along to my daughter, but doesn’t drink soda at all. That’s a good thing and I don’t want to push it on her, so we make sure she stays hydrated with water when she’s sick. Now the big thing in pediatric care for upset stomachs is the BRAT diet, which is banana, applesauce, rice, and toast. Similar to Dr. Mom’s. Something bland.

    I got to do experiments on NASA’s microgravity plane, the “Vomit Comet”, many years ago. Our division chief told us to eat bananas for breakfast because they taste the same coming back up as they do going down. I made the mistake of also drinking orange juice, which burned. Only threw up the first time.

    If you want, you can get a Sodastream machine, and make carbonated water and add frozen juices to the water… Thinking to get a carbonated drink without soda…

    Carbonated lime juice, OJ or Cranberry….

    I’ve thought about getting one but figure it will end up gathering dust within a year. 

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  13. OccupantCDN Coolidge
    OccupantCDN
    @OccupantCDN

    Bishop Wash (View Comment):

    OccupantCDN (View Comment):

    Bishop Wash (View Comment):

    I remember the “being sick” diet as well. Mention an upset stomach to mom, and out came the 7-up and crackers. I’ve tried to pass it along to my daughter, but doesn’t drink soda at all. That’s a good thing and I don’t want to push it on her, so we make sure she stays hydrated with water when she’s sick. Now the big thing in pediatric care for upset stomachs is the BRAT diet, which is banana, applesauce, rice, and toast. Similar to Dr. Mom’s. Something bland.

    I got to do experiments on NASA’s microgravity plane, the “Vomit Comet”, many years ago. Our division chief told us to eat bananas for breakfast because they taste the same coming back up as they do going down. I made the mistake of also drinking orange juice, which burned. Only threw up the first time.

    If you want, you can get a Sodastream machine, and make carbonated water and add frozen juices to the water… Thinking to get a carbonated drink without soda…

    Carbonated lime juice, OJ or Cranberry….

    I’ve thought about getting one but figure it will end up gathering dust within a year.

    Yea. I bought mine 10 years ago … Maybe … I am still on the original CO2 canister…

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  14. Internet's Hank Contributor
    Internet's Hank
    @HankRhody

    Coming back after a break and listening to this; respect for the Coffee machine repair. I spent several years running this exact sort of maintenance on industrial machines; getting some kind of spurious error, blaming the sensor for being bad, looking up manual PDFs (which are almost never as helpful as the one you found, by the way), and so on and so forth. 

    Bet you a quarter you missed the maintenance guy coming to fix it because no maintenance guy ever came to fix it; the basket missing alarm sounds like a solution to a problem that never really existed. Leaving the detector off saves everyone time.

    Kind of like the elevator that knows where you’re going. Bet you’d feel a lot happier about that if they processed it through a feller in a bright red uniform and a silly little hat.

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  15. kedavis Coolidge
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    @kedavis

    Dotorimuk (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    Dotorimuk (View Comment):

    There’s no valid argument against a quality saltine.

    Does it go with dotori-muk?

    James’ talking about your penname made me hungry. I wonder if I can find a good Korean place around here.

    The joke’s on me. I don’t even like dotorimuk, but it’s wordplay on my name.

    And here in Seongnam, nothing BUT Korean places around me.

    Leonard Hofstadter to his Indian girlfriend Priya, at an Indian restaurant in/near Pasadena:  “I like Indian food.  Or as you probably called it at home, ‘food.'”

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  16. kedavis Coolidge
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    Eustace C. Scrubb (View Comment):

    Dotorimuk (View Comment):

    There’s no valid argument against a quality saltine.

    One of the world’s finest snacks is butter and honey mixed and topping a saltine. (Can substitute peanut butter for butter. What the heck… All three.)

    Or just have Ritz.  Less messy.

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  17. kedavis Coolidge
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    Bishop Wash (View Comment):

    I remember the “being sick” diet as well. Mention an upset stomach to mom, and out came the 7-up and crackers. I’ve tried to pass it along to my daughter, but doesn’t drink soda at all. That’s a good thing and I don’t want to push it on her, so we make sure she stays hydrated with water when she’s sick.

    For us it was (at least mostly) “flat” 7-Up, so basically just lemon-lime flavored sugar-water.

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