So, What’s the Headline News Today?

 

Daily-News-headline-newspapersAs you probably know, Google, Facebook, and other news aggregators work very hard to please you. In fact, they’re sort of like the creepiest guy you could imagine dating. (Adapt the simile as appropriate, if you date ladies.)

They study every term you search and think deeply about what it says about you. They remember every link you’ve ever clicked, and they ask themselves, thoughtfully, “What does it mean that she was interested in that?” They keep a list of all your friends. They study what your friends search for and what they click. They know where you live. They know what you buy. They know when you’re sleeping, they know when you’re awake, they know when you’ve been good or bad, and they know when you’ve got a touch of the flu.

They’re fascinated to discover that you like certain sports teams — wow, she likes Ronda Rousey too, we’re perfect for each other. They know who your favorite celebrities are, and they can even tell if you’re pregnant before you can. (They don’t even mind if it’s not their child — that’s how much they love you.)

And because they just want to make you happy, they spend their every nanosecond trying to figure out what you might like to see next on the Internet. They hope that if they prove they know you even better than you know yourself, and can anticipate your every wish, then maybe, just maybe, you’ll fall in love with them and never leave them — or at least, that you’ll buy something from one of their advertisers.

Sadly, as with all such ardent suitors, the worrying part is that the courtship phase probably won’t last forever. After they’re done watching every every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, and every step you take, their love could easily become a bit controlling. Abusive, even. For example, Google might start telling you for whom you should vote:

Google’s ranking algorithm for search results could accidentally steal the presidency. “We estimate, based on win margins in national elections around the world,” says Robert Epstein, a psychologist at the American Institute for Behavioral Research and Technology and one of the study’s authors, “that Google could determine the outcome of upwards of 25 percent of all national elections.”

“Accidentally” is not necessarily how that would happen, by the way, but let’s give them the benefit of the doubt; after all, even though Google is racing to be the the first company on a US-listed stock exchange with more than $1 trillion in market cap, their motto is “Don’t be evil.” This sophisticated theology probably militates against any possibility that they would try to use their power in a self-interested way. Right? Right.

Anyway, to my question. When you look at the news today — doesn’t matter which news source you use, unless it’s television or print, which no one uses anymore — what are the top ten headlines you see? Because I suspect you and I may be looking at the news in a very different way. In fact, I suspect I may see very different stories. Here are my top ten on Google News:

  1. At least 12 arrests reported on fourth night of demonstrations in Ferguson
  2. Rick Perry stops paying all of his staff as fundraising dries up
  3. EPA spill: ‘We looked at the river and we cried’
  4. A French couple’s love for the American West ends in tragedy
  5. Who Is Sundar Pichai, Google’s New CEO? (Odd that they think I’d be so interested in this, isn’t it?)
  6. Another huge crowd for Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders
  7. Political Violence Rages as Turkish Snap Poll Looks Likely
  8. Republican Debate: Marco Rubio Wins With 7 For 7
  9. US calls for peace between Afghanistan, Pakistan to defeat violent extremists
  10. Ukraine Suffers ‘Worst Shelling in Six Months’ as Violence Escalates

Alas, Google still doesn’t know me well enough to make me completely happy. I reckon I know why they think I’d be interested in the story of a French couple whose love for the American West ends in tragedy, but they’re quite wrong. I may be from the American West, and I may be interested in news about France, but it sure doesn’t add up to “interested in that story.” But apart from that — not bad, Google, not bad. I’d click on the other ones.

In fact, I did.

Now, interestingly, below are the top ten stories you’d get if Google knew nothing at all about you. This is based, I assume, on the rest of the world’s Google searches, although … look, I’m not a conspiracy theorist, you know that, but I have to wonder if the rest of the world is really more interested in first item than in any other topic, don’t you? If so, why?

  1. Google
  2. Kylie Jenner
  3. Taliban
  4. Warren Buffett
  5. Ferguson unrest
  6. Colorado
  7. Jennifer Aniston
  8. Istanbul
  9. Xiaomi
  10. Iran

So what do you see when you check the news on the Internet? Doesn’t matter if you’re looking at Google, Facebook, or any other Internet news source. I’m just curious to know what you see when it occurs to you to ask, “So, what’s the headline news today?”

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  1. Kozak Member
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    Zafar:News seems to be skewed by Australian IP, but the ads keep urging me towards shaadi.com and muslim matrimony.

    Rest easy – “they” ain’t that insightful.

    You just don’t know your conversion, or is it submission, is in the future….

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  2. James Gawron Inactive
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    James Gawron:Claire,

    Google might start telling you for whom you should vote:

    Google’s search algorithm is essentially neutral. However, sophisticated web advertising minds can plant proper key words in the proper places to lift a story to the top of a google search. Also, by taking out paid ads that appear to the right of the search column dependent on particular searches a crafty campaign consultant could work the web pretty good.

    This is at the moment a matter of force and counter force. You hire your consultant to push your stories to the top etc. v their consultants. This is a problem for all advertisers on the web. Your best customer does a search and two pages of other companies come up before your beautiful web site. Time to call in a sharp shooter and get your name back up in the pack.

    The other problem of the ardent suitor who seems to know all is a different one. Sometimes the suitor is just a bit too sincere and is just a very good guesser. He really doesn’t know a thing. I have been annoyed by someone who’s entire approach was not only devious but employed a variety of stooges to follow me around. As my life is neither that exciting nor unpredictable these sleuths accomplished their goal quite easily except for the times I literally tripped over them.

    Live and learn.

    Regards,

    Jim

    Jim,

    Yes of course, since the search algorithm is essentially neutral this is one more thing to discount like recognizing that the institutional investors have got there first and you are only following on. When you read the news you must discount the editorial bias. Now if you search for a news story you must understand that your search can be biased. You can bias your own search by using the wrong key word to search upon.

    I hope that helps you Jim.

    Regards,

    Jim

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  3. Ball Diamond Ball Member
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    Manfred Arcane:

    Claire Berlinski, Ed.: Google’s ranking algorithm for search results could accidentally steal the presidency. “We estimate, based on win margins in national elections around the world,” says Robert Epstein, a psychologist at the American Institute for Behavioral Research and Technology and one of the study’s authors, “that Google could determine the outcome of upwards of 25 percent of all national elections.”

    The statistician in me got a chuckle out of this. So if a coin flip can “determine” ~50% of national elections, well…

    I don’t think you caught the point.  Assume for argument’s sake that the man quoted knows his stuff.  Now work your way into it to see what it would have to mean.

    If there’s a statistician in you, seek medical assistance.

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  4. Manfred Arcane Inactive
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    Ball Diamond Ball:

    Manfred Arcane:

    Claire Berlinski, Ed.: Google’s ranking algorithm for search results could accidentally steal the presidency. “We estimate, based on win margins in national elections around the world,” says Robert Epstein, a psychologist at the American Institute for Behavioral Research and Technology and one of the study’s authors, “that Google could determine the outcome of upwards of 25 percent of all national elections.”

    The statistician in me got a chuckle out of this. So if a coin flip can “determine” ~50% of national elections, well…

    I don’t think you caught the point. Assume for argument’s sake that the man quoted knows his stuff. Now work your way into it to see what it would have to mean.

    If there’s a statistician in you, seek medical assistance.

    Funny turn of phrase.  And, perhaps I understand you to be pointing out here that the word “determine” above basically “doesn’t mean what you [I] think it means” [-Princess Bride], that it has the meaning of ‘influencing’, rather than the other meaning of ‘predicting’?  If that is true, then my comment was not fitting – but still possibly funny.

    PS. I get paid for doing statistics.  And you?

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  5. Ball Diamond Ball Member
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    Yes.  Especially given “based on margins”, somebody is at least attempting to quantify the potential Google influence vs the actual margin in some number of cases, and the overlap is around 25%.

    That’s not nothing, *assuming* they’re doing their homework right.

    I do statistics as a hobby.

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  6. Front Seat Cat Member
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    I had a heads up moment a few years ago when I sent an email through my personal account to my friend who lives in Woods Hole, MA. I did not look up anything pertaining to this area, yet moments later, ads popped up on a side bar for travel to that area and things to know! I have several Google emails, one personal, 2 business. I was very surprised because that info would had to have come from my email, not a search.

    I never read a Brad Thor book, but after Ricochet featured his latest on a podcast, it sounded interesting – he writes a story combining facts into fiction. He weaved a story together with 2 facts – the GA Guidestones and this letter that leaked out from a meeting in Austria with an agenda. The book is a fast paced, intense read, and he writes as though he researched some serious stuff. I looked some up – indeed in 2012 after G7 there was another meeting. It involved the UN (also in his book) and you can read the agenda – population control, gender equality, income redistribution, climate change, promoting feminism. Attendees included Google CEO – apparently he has been to this White House constantly.

    I understand businesses who control the flow of information to boost sales in their favor and make money. But with unlimited money and power, along with research into other areas beyond search engines, controlling info takes on a whole new meaning.  Draw your own conclusions.

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