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Your Food Is Not Racist
You there. Yes, you, standing between your pantry and refrigerator. It is time for a “conversation” about race. We’ll start with your food. Open your pantry. Look on the shelf. That one. There.
See that five-pound bag of white granulated sugar? Do you know the racist history of sugar plantations and cultivation in our hemisphere, from Haiti to the southern slaves who were forced to cultivate it?
Open your fridge. What’s that, a half-gallon container of milk? Racist. Don’t you know that white milk has not only become a symbol of white supremacy, but if you put dairy milk in your coffee (I saw those bags of your coffee next to the sugar in your pantry), that is immoral. This is your reminder that dairy milk is the product of imprisonment, forced impregnation, reproductive control, kidnapping, and abuse of female cows. And that’s just for starters. Just ask our friends at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA).
Well done!
Milk in my coffee? Never. If there is no cream available (heavy preferably, but whipping cream works) I’d rather drink it black. Milk is insipid stuff to add to coffee. My nephew even puts 2% milk in. You might as well dilute it with water.
2% milk is mostly water.
But then, so is coffee.
Food has for thousands of years been subject to borrowing, trading, combining, and imposing bits across cultures. My favorite is that although today the spice paprika is principally associated with Hungarians, Hungarians have paprika only because invading Turks brought it with them several hundred years ago. We tend to think of pizza as Italian, but most of the American forms of pizza bear only minimal resemblance to pizza obtained in Italy. And in broad terms, pizza is yet another variant of flat breads that are prepared in an assortment of forms all around the Mediterranean Sea.
A woman I worked for who was of Eastern European ancestry and grew up in south Texas was horrified by the extend to which Mexican and Eastern European food items are combined into new dishes. My son who lives in south Texas thinks such culinary mash-ups are some of the great features of life in south Texas.
Trying to isolate individual food components to symbolize anything (racism, oppression, colonialism, cultural appropriation, whatever) is a hopeless exercise that depends entirely on ascribing never-before-imagined meaning to things. How far back are you going to go to find a basis for offense? You have to be absolutely determined to find something objectionable to complain that any particular food is racist, oppressive, colonial, impermissibly appropriated, or whatever the woke complaint of the moment is.
Have you met the Left?
You me and Jesus Christ were also mostly water.
Wow! I had no idea. I will now commence self-flagellation.
The difference between you, me and Jesus Christ is that He can turn water into wine when He chooses. The best the rest of us can do is turn water into whine.
It is 104 degrees out right now in Northern California.
If I step outside for more than ten minutes, I can turn me into a tepid puddle.
There’s a romantic 19th-century quote in there some place.
I’ve always believed in the power of laughter, and possibly ridicule. Every time these people open their mouths, can’t we just laugh them off the stage? No counter-argument is necessary. All that is required is a hoot, a loud “There for a minute I thought you were serious – you almost got me!”, and then howls of derisive laughter.
Some ideas aren’t even wrong, they’re just noise.
Or else a title for a grunge rock band of the ’80’s.
Sure, if it’s an original grunge band, with aging musicians, Tepid Puddle may be the perfect brand.
Sometimes, I feel like my white rice is trying to “other” my brown rice.
And I mix my white and brown rice together on the plate, and when I come back with my water, the brown rice has self-segregated.
But my food is sexist.
Brown rice needs a safe space.
I can turn wine into water. In fact, I do this most every evening.
Orange veggie bad . . .
Which reminds me of this:
(Hat Tip Misthiocracy, who introduced me to this on Ricochet,)
I’ve been seeing them congregating near the peas, but I don’t know what is going on.
My rice identifies as asparagus. It’s now a protected vegetable.
It may identify as asparagus but dollars to donuts it won’t make my pee smell funny.
You under estimate the lengths something will go to in order to make You think it’s something else.
Good one Kelly. The coffee thing really got me going. So in my memorial trip back to Viet Nam in 2015 learned about weasel coffee. Must have been the French. Turned weasels loose on the coffee plantations. Ate the seeds. And then ejected them. You know, bowel movements. Harvested them anyway. You know how productive the French are. Anyway, some protein stuck to the coffee seeds. Somehow allowed them to brew better. Lots of Weasel coffee was selling in Saigon (sorry, Ho Chi Mihn City). Actually tasted pretty good.
You should give peas a chance . . .
Visualize whirled peas.
99% of this nonsense comes from the left but I have reads comments by conservatives who think eating avocado toast is a sign that one is a Marxist or something.
Not only is food racist, just having enough to eat is privilegist-Americanist and thus white-it’s and thus WRONG. A well-fed middle class is a sign of an extractionist empire-ist anti-collectivist hive of parasites!
Just like every luxury, dining-out is something we should all be able to do without. Canned snails are available at Walmart and if I need to satisfy that craving I can – saving me plenty.
Once the restaurants start hitting-back at the Satano-Communists ruining their businesses, sanity might return.