Robert Mugabe Eats A Zoo

 

No, that is not hyperbole, but from an actual headline at The Independent (UK) dated March 1, 2015. From the article:

Robert Mugabe isn’t known for his subdued taste, and his million-dollar birthday was just as extravagant as people have come to expect.

The ZANU-PF leader saw in his 92nd year with the slaughter of wild animals, including an elephant, which were cooked and served to his guests. …

His guests were fed a young elephant, and two buffaloes, two sables and five impalas were also donated to the president by a local landowner. He also threw in a lion and a crocodile to be stuffed as an extra gift for Mugabe. On top of this, 40 cows were offered to the president by two members of his government. A second elephant is going to be shot and given to the Victoria Falls community.

I suppose those who are freaking out over Cecil the Lion will soon be travelling to Harare to leave stuffed animals and placards at Mr. Mugabe’s residence, calling him a coward and a murderer. And no doubt Jimmy Kimmel will follow up with another tearful monologue.

No? Of course not. For what l’affaire Cecil is really about, read John Derbyshire’s take on the matter. It’s yet another battle in the ongoing Cold Civil War.

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  1. Douglas Inactive
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    Jamie Lockett:

    Basil Fawlty: Only if you believe the leftist smear merchants at the Southern Poverty Law Center.

    Is that the source? I don’t frequent SPLC stuff so I must have read it elsewhere.

    Refusing to kowtow to politically correct language standards doesn’t make you the Waffen SS, no matter what the SPLC says.

    BTW, the SPLC is largely a fundraising scam. They make millions and millions… that’s not an exaggeration… scaring liberals with newsletters warning them that the Klan is hiding behind every rock. Think Planned Parenthood with burning crosses instead of bloody coat hangars. Morris Dees quite literally conceived of the whole thing as a marketing scam. Read up on the history of the place. He’s the L. Ron Hubbard of leftist political marketing. My local newspaper did a weeklong investigation of the SPLC back in the 90’s. They spend a bare fraction of what they take in from donations on actual legal work. Most of it goes right in the bank.

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  2. Vance Richards Inactive
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    Percival:For a second there, I thought you were announcing the discovery of a lost Dr. Seuss book, Robbie Eats a Zoo.

    I meant what I said

    And I said what I meant.

    An elephant’s delicious

    One hundred percent.

    Now this could be fun . . .

    Kung Pao Panda

    And Lion Ala’King

    You’ll need a lot of hot sauce

    For that Condor wing

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  3. Matthew Gilley Inactive
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    RIP Peter Gregory: http://youtu.be/pDxlzgLWKIA

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  4. Mike LaRoche Inactive
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    Claire Berlinski, Ed.:Handing it to you, Mike. I swore I would not even look at another post or article anywhere about Cecil, but I was unaware of that article in the Independent, and my, that is one mighty strong point.

    I register — as a cat lover — my sadness for both lions. I’m on the side of those who firmly think we should let the cats be, so long as they’re at a safe distance. But the Sturm und Drang over this is a sign of a culture so frighteningly divorced from reality — and so easily turned into a dangerous mob — that I’m wondering how we can ever recover.

    Thanks, Claire.  Being a cat lover myself (I just lost my Maine Coon named Dusty earlier this summer), I can understand the sympathy that many people have for the lion.  But the whole matter has gotten completely out of control what with the calls for the dentist to be raped and executed.  Divorced from reality, indeed.

    If anyone wonders how murderous ideologies like communism and national socialism can catch on so quickly and achieve cultural dominance, this public wailing and rending of garments over Cecil is a perfect example.

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  5. Mike LaRoche Inactive
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    Claire Berlinski, Ed.:Tom and I were chatting about this backstage: It’s a real dilemma, because every minute people spend thinking about or reading this story is a minute they’re not spending thinking about or reading a new story — or a much more important one. But newspapers/Internet sites that have to stay in business can’t ignore the fact that they’ll be creamed by any tabloid with a Cecil headline right now. So what to do, if you’re a responsible news/discussion site?

    Anyone have any ideas?

    I’d sworn “no more Cecil posts on Main, it feeds the mob by giving this story prominence, even as we rail against that mob,” but I overruled myself when I read this, because the point about Mugabe is really so worth making. That was my justification.

    Was I right? Wrong?

    I think you were right.  There is an ongoing goat rodeo aspect to all of this, which is why I wrote this post and have been posting links to stories on my Facebook page.  People are going ape over something so trivial and meaningless while ignoring legitimate domestic and international crises.  Human stupidity never ceases to amaze.

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