Sorry AOC, You Can’t Have Me

 

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC): “If Republicans are mad they can’t date me they can just say that …” Hmmm. Don’t run into this situation very often. How do I let her down gently?

I guess honesty is the best approach …

Miss Cortez,

Even if I weren’t 62 years old and happily married, I would not be interested.

If I were single?  Nope.

I’ll level with you, Miss Cortez. Speaking as one who identifies as a straight guy, I will admit that you’re very pretty.  But brains matter and you don’t have any.

If you took half of your beauty and converted it into brains, you would end up with average amounts of both.

So, I will stay happily married to my current wife who has beauty and brains.

You should look elsewhere for your prospects.  The Democrats have a lot of guys that could match your intellect, and unimportant things like marital status don’t matter to them.

You’ll be happier there, as I am out of your league.

Sorry to be so blunt, but you left me no choice.

I sincerely hope that you can move on and find someone who will make you happy.

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  1. DaveSchmidt Coolidge
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    Flicker (View Comment):

    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    Skyler (View Comment):

    Manny (View Comment):

    Hahaha, I don’t even find her attractive. But I may be in the minority.

    Not at all in a minority.

    Indeed.

    William Shatner Shatner 1o I'd do me!

    So would the helmsman Sulu 

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  2. kedavis Coolidge
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    DaveSchmidt (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):

    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    Skyler (View Comment):

    Manny (View Comment):

    Hahaha, I don’t even find her attractive. But I may be in the minority.

    Not at all in a minority.

    Indeed.

    William Shatner Shatner 1o I'd do me!

    So would the helmsman Sulu

    Actually, to keep the record straight (as it were), Sulu is not gay.  George Takei is, but not Sulu.  Even George says so.

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  3. kedavis Coolidge
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    And since nobody else will, I guess it’s up to me:

     

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  4. Columbo Inactive
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    BastiatJunior (View Comment):

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    I can’t believe nobody mentioned Lori Lightfoot. Maybe because she doesn’t even look human?

    Now you owe Marvin the Martian an apology.

    Or Golum or ET …

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  5. TGA Inactive
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    And since nobody else will, I guess it’s up to me:

     

    Some things you just can’t unsee. 

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  6. Flicker Coolidge
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    And since nobody else will, I guess it’s up to me:

     

    I don’t get it.  Why’d you post a picture of Beetlejuice?

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  7. Percival Thatcher
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    Flicker (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    And since nobody else will, I guess it’s up to me:

     

    I don’t get it. Why’d you post a picture of Beetlejuice?

    Second City Cop dubbed her “Groot.”

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  8. Flicker Coolidge
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    Percival (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):

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    And since nobody else will, I guess it’s up to me:

    I don’t get it. Why’d you post a picture of Beetlejuice?

    Second City Cop dubbed her “Groot.”

    LOL.  I know!  I can’t get over that.  And they know her.

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  9. Steven Seward Member
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    Now pictures of a Black ET alien woman.  This thread is starting to creep me out…

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  10. Flicker Coolidge
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    Steven Seward (View Comment):

    Now pictures of a Black ET alien woman. This thread is starting to creep me out…

    There are a lot of ugly communists.  But only one Groot.

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  11. Marjorie Reynolds Coolidge
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    I can’t believe nobody mentioned Lori Lightfoot. Maybe because she doesn’t even look human?

    Well I think the subject is left wing women who were physically attractive before the ideology broke out on their faces.
    I wouldn’t normally like making fun of people’s appearance but in this case I think it’s important advice to give to the young 😀 To avoid looking like a crocodile in your late 30’s,  remove your makeup before going to bed, drink lots of water and avoid left wing politics.

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  12. Skyler Coolidge
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    And since nobody else will, I guess it’s up to me:

    The difference is that Lightfoot didn’t bring her appearance into play.  

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  13. Percival Thatcher
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    Skyler (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    And since nobody else will, I guess it’s up to me:

    The difference is that Lightfoot didn’t bring her appearance into play.

    She did, slightly, when she was photographed breaking her own stay-at-home order to get her hair done. It didn’t make as much news as when Nancy Pelosi broke her nephew’s order.

    And yes, a professional does that to her hair. A professional what, I have no idea.

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    Percival (View Comment):

    Skyler (View Comment):

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    And since nobody else will, I guess it’s up to me:

    The difference is that Lightfoot didn’t bring her appearance into play.

    She did, slightly, when she was photographed breaking her own stay-at-home order to get her hair done. It didn’t make as much news as when Nancy Pelosi broke her nephew’s order.

    And yes, a professional does that to her hair. A professional what, I have no idea.

    She goes to the same lady that does Don King’s hair.

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    Steven Seward (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    Skyler (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    And since nobody else will, I guess it’s up to me:

    The difference is that Lightfoot didn’t bring her appearance into play.

    She did, slightly, when she was photographed breaking her own stay-at-home order to get her hair done. It didn’t make as much news as when Nancy Pelosi broke her nephew’s order.

    And yes, a professional does that to her hair. A professional what, I have no idea.

    She goes to the same lady that does Don King’s hair.

    Eraserhead.

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  16. Steven Seward Member
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  17. Henry Castaigne Member
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    Steven Seward (View Comment):

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    So far, the funniest take on this I have seen is that between Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens on last night’s Tucker. I don’t know if it’s online somewhere, but it was nice to see two sane and confident people yukking it up at the expense of this narcissistic child-woman. Sad that she’s in the corridors of power.

    I do not find her particularly attractive (and no, I am not jonesing for a night in bed with her). I don’t care much about her physical appearance, one way or the other, other than observing that—no matter how attractive some may think her now—if she doesn’t get that boulder off her shoulder, and quit stoking the fires of envy and class hatred, after 35 years in Congress she’ll have a face like Nancy Pelosi’s. Because sooner or later all that poison has to find its way out. It always does.

    Rosa DeLauro, my representative until I defected from the Democratic Peoples Republic of Connecticut.

    Maxine Waters.

    Martina Anderson, Sinn Fein MEP AKA ‘the beauty queen bomber’.

     

    Kate Brown – governor of Oregon

    LOL, this has devolved into the ugliest female left winger. Stacy Abrams from Georgia ranks in there as well as well as Primila Jayapal from Washington State.

    It’s been a long standing axiom that conservative women are usually much better looking than liberal women.

    They are also happier and are better mothers. We should encourage them to breed. 

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    We should encourage them to breed.

    The Pope just did that recently but forgot to stipulate which party.

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    Flicker (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    And since nobody else will, I guess it’s up to me:

     

    I don’t get it. Why’d you post a picture of Beetlejuice?

    LOL!

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  20. Henry Castaigne Member
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    Eridemus (View Comment):

    We should encourage them to breed.

    The Pope just did that recently but forgot to stipulate which party.

    Can you give me the reference?

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