Sorry AOC, You Can’t Have Me

 

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC): “If Republicans are mad they can’t date me they can just say that …” Hmmm. Don’t run into this situation very often. How do I let her down gently?

I guess honesty is the best approach …

Miss Cortez,

Even if I weren’t 62 years old and happily married, I would not be interested.

If I were single?  Nope.

I’ll level with you, Miss Cortez. Speaking as one who identifies as a straight guy, I will admit that you’re very pretty.  But brains matter and you don’t have any.

If you took half of your beauty and converted it into brains, you would end up with average amounts of both.

So, I will stay happily married to my current wife who has beauty and brains.

You should look elsewhere for your prospects.  The Democrats have a lot of guys that could match your intellect, and unimportant things like marital status don’t matter to them.

You’ll be happier there, as I am out of your league.

Sorry to be so blunt, but you left me no choice.

I sincerely hope that you can move on and find someone who will make you happy.

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  1. She Member
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    Percival (View Comment):

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    So far, the funniest take on this I have seen is that between Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens on last night’s Tucker. I don’t know if it’s online somewhere, but it was nice to see two sane and confident people yukking it up at the expense of this narcissistic child-woman. Sad that she’s in the corridors of power.

    I do not find her particularly attractive (and no, I am not jonesing for a night in bed with her). I don’t care much about her physical appearance, one way or the other, other than observing that—no matter how attractive some may think her now—if she doesn’t get that boulder off her shoulder, and quit stoking the fires of envy and class hatred, after 35 years in Congress she’ll have a face like Nancy Pelosi’s. Because sooner or later all that poison has to find its way out. It always does.

    Rosa DeLauro, my representative until I defected from the Democratic Peoples Republic of Connecticut.

    Maxine Waters.

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  2. TGA Inactive
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    Percival (View Comment):

    I’d post an image of Rosa, but I don’t want to spoil anyone’s breakfast.

    Google. Oh my.

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  3. Marjorie Reynolds Coolidge
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    She (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    So far, the funniest take on this I have seen is that between Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens on last night’s Tucker. I don’t know if it’s online somewhere, but it was nice to see two sane and confident people yukking it up at the expense of this narcissistic child-woman. Sad that she’s in the corridors of power.

    I do not find her particularly attractive (and no, I am not jonesing for a night in bed with her). I don’t care much about her physical appearance, one way or the other, other than observing that—no matter how attractive some may think her now—if she doesn’t get that boulder off her shoulder, and quit stoking the fires of envy and class hatred, after 35 years in Congress she’ll have a face like Nancy Pelosi’s. Because sooner or later all that poison has to find its way out. It always does.

    Rosa DeLauro, my representative until I defected from the Democratic Peoples Republic of Connecticut.

    Maxine Waters.

    Martina Anderson, Sinn Fein MEP AKA ‘the beauty queen bomber’.

     

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  4. TGA Inactive
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    Marjorie Reynolds (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    So far, the funniest take on this I have seen is that between Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens on last night’s Tucker. I don’t know if it’s online somewhere, but it was nice to see two sane and confident people yukking it up at the expense of this narcissistic child-woman. Sad that she’s in the corridors of power.

    I do not find her particularly attractive (and no, I am not jonesing for a night in bed with her). I don’t care much about her physical appearance, one way or the other, other than observing that—no matter how attractive some may think her now—if she doesn’t get that boulder off her shoulder, and quit stoking the fires of envy and class hatred, after 35 years in Congress she’ll have a face like Nancy Pelosi’s. Because sooner or later all that poison has to find its way out. It always does.

    Rosa DeLauro, my representative until I defected from the Democratic Peoples Republic of Connecticut.

    Maxine Waters.

    Martina Anderson, Sinn Fein MEP AKA ‘the beauty queen bomber’.

     

    Kate Brown – governor of Oregon

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  5. Henry Castaigne Member
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    TGA (View Comment):

    Marjorie Reynolds (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    So far, the funniest take on this I have seen is that between Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens on last night’s Tucker. I don’t know if it’s online somewhere, but it was nice to see two sane and confident people yukking it up at the expense of this narcissistic child-woman. Sad that she’s in the corridors of power.

    I do not find her particularly attractive (and no, I am not jonesing for a night in bed with her). I don’t care much about her physical appearance, one way or the other, other than observing that—no matter how attractive some may think her now—if she doesn’t get that boulder off her shoulder, and quit stoking the fires of envy and class hatred, after 35 years in Congress she’ll have a face like Nancy Pelosi’s. Because sooner or later all that poison has to find its way out. It always does.

    Rosa DeLauro, my representative until I defected from the Democratic Peoples Republic of Connecticut.

    Maxine Waters.

    Martina Anderson, Sinn Fein MEP AKA ‘the beauty queen bomber’.

     

    Kate Brown – governor of Oregon

    Barbara Boxer.

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    Percival (View Comment):

    She should lower her sights and try for Libertarians.

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  7. Columbo Inactive
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    Candace Owen addressed this on Tucker’s show

    “She’s really actually creating a sexual narrative, and in my sober analysis, I believe that she wasn’t sober,” Owens argued. “How bizarre and immature is it for any person who wants to be taken seriously as an adult to look at a fair critique of them as an elected official who has been barking about how Florida is doing everything wrong, about how bad Ron DeSantis is, to see this critique and offer back, ‘Well, you know what, you just want to sleep with me.’ I mean what are we even talking about?

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  8. Bill Berg Coolidge
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    The eyes are the window to the soul, and hers give a clear view of madness.

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  9. Flicker Coolidge
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    Please describe your idea of a perfect date.

    That’s a tough one. I would have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket and Sheila Jackson Lee.

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  10. BastiatJunior Member
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    Someone on Fox News (either Greg Gutfeld or Brian Kilmeade) referred to AOC as Alexandria Occasional Cortex.

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  11. BastiatJunior Member
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    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    TGA (View Comment):

    Marjorie Reynolds (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    So far, the funniest take on this I have seen is that between Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens on last night’s Tucker. I don’t know if it’s online somewhere, but it was nice to see two sane and confident people yukking it up at the expense of this narcissistic child-woman. Sad that she’s in the corridors of power.

    I do not find her particularly attractive (and no, I am not jonesing for a night in bed with her). I don’t care much about her physical appearance, one way or the other, other than observing that—no matter how attractive some may think her now—if she doesn’t get that boulder off her shoulder, and quit stoking the fires of envy and class hatred, after 35 years in Congress she’ll have a face like Nancy Pelosi’s. Because sooner or later all that poison has to find its way out. It always does.

    Rosa DeLauro, my representative until I defected from the Democratic Peoples Republic of Connecticut.

    Maxine Waters.

    Martina Anderson, Sinn Fein MEP AKA ‘the beauty queen bomber’.

     

    Kate Brown – governor of Oregon

    Barbara Boxer.

    (Gag!)  What a beauty pageant!!

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    I can’t believe nobody mentioned Lori Lightfoot.  Maybe because she doesn’t even look human?

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  13. Steven Seward Member
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    David Carroll (View Comment):

    The Mothers of Invention (Frank Zappa) described her best in their song, “What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body?”

    What’s the ugliest part of your body?

    What’s the ugliest part of your body?

    Some say your nose,

    Some say your toes,

    But I think it’s your mind.

    Every time I see her image, I hear that song in my head.

    A Frank  Zappa fan!  I knew Ricochet had some people with good taste! (By the way, Zappa was a staunch fiscal and social conservative.)

     

     

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  14. Steven Seward Member
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    Percival (View Comment):

    I’d post an image of Rosa, but I don’t want to spoil anyone’s breakfast.

    I just looked her up.  You weren’t kidding.

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  15. Steven Seward Member
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    BastiatJunior (View Comment):

    Someone on Fox News (either Greg Gutfeld or Brian Kilmeade) referred to AOC as Alexandria Occasional Cortex.

    That’s a staple of Andrew Klavan.  The Fox guy must have borrowed it from him.

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  16. Ansonia Member
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    How about….

    Miss Cortez,

    You’re 32. So you’re at least 12 years past this narcissism and arrogance being excusable immaturity. Stop blowing off questions and criticisms related to your hypocritical behavior as a Congress woman with ridiculous prattle about how attracted to you people are, and with attempts to associate fair criticism of you with women and the so called “L.G.B.T. Community”. We’re tired of subsidizing that dishonesty and manipulation. Show some dignity, for God’s sake.

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  17. Manny Coolidge
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    TGA (View Comment):

    Marjorie Reynolds (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    So far, the funniest take on this I have seen is that between Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens on last night’s Tucker. I don’t know if it’s online somewhere, but it was nice to see two sane and confident people yukking it up at the expense of this narcissistic child-woman. Sad that she’s in the corridors of power.

    I do not find her particularly attractive (and no, I am not jonesing for a night in bed with her). I don’t care much about her physical appearance, one way or the other, other than observing that—no matter how attractive some may think her now—if she doesn’t get that boulder off her shoulder, and quit stoking the fires of envy and class hatred, after 35 years in Congress she’ll have a face like Nancy Pelosi’s. Because sooner or later all that poison has to find its way out. It always does.

    Rosa DeLauro, my representative until I defected from the Democratic Peoples Republic of Connecticut.

    Maxine Waters.

    Martina Anderson, Sinn Fein MEP AKA ‘the beauty queen bomber’.

     

    Kate Brown – governor of Oregon

    LOL, this has devolved into the ugliest female left winger.  Stacy Abrams from Georgia ranks in there as well as well as Primila Jayapal from Washington State. 

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  18. Manny Coolidge
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    Steven Seward (View Comment):

    BastiatJunior (View Comment):

    Someone on Fox News (either Greg Gutfeld or Brian Kilmeade) referred to AOC as Alexandria Occasional Cortex.

    That’s a staple of Andrew Klavan. The Fox guy must have borrowed it from him.

    Absolutely Andrew Klavan. He’s been calling her that for a couple of years now. Had me rolling on the floor when I first heard it. 

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  19. Steven Seward Member
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    Manny (View Comment):

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    Marjorie Reynolds (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):

    So far, the funniest take on this I have seen is that between Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens on last night’s Tucker. I don’t know if it’s online somewhere, but it was nice to see two sane and confident people yukking it up at the expense of this narcissistic child-woman. Sad that she’s in the corridors of power.

    I do not find her particularly attractive (and no, I am not jonesing for a night in bed with her). I don’t care much about her physical appearance, one way or the other, other than observing that—no matter how attractive some may think her now—if she doesn’t get that boulder off her shoulder, and quit stoking the fires of envy and class hatred, after 35 years in Congress she’ll have a face like Nancy Pelosi’s. Because sooner or later all that poison has to find its way out. It always does.

    Rosa DeLauro, my representative until I defected from the Democratic Peoples Republic of Connecticut.

    Maxine Waters.

    Martina Anderson, Sinn Fein MEP AKA ‘the beauty queen bomber’.

     

    Kate Brown – governor of Oregon

    LOL, this has devolved into the ugliest female left winger. Stacy Abrams from Georgia ranks in there as well as well as Primila Jayapal from Washington State.

    It’s been a long standing axiom that conservative women are usually much better looking than liberal women.

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    Steven Seward (View Comment):

    BastiatJunior (View Comment):

    Someone on Fox News (either Greg Gutfeld or Brian Kilmeade) referred to AOC as Alexandria Occasional Cortex.

    That’s a staple of Andrew Klavan. The Fox guy must have borrowed it from him.

    Occasional Cortex took only  a couple weeks to develop once she was elected.  Personally, I like Ace’s Alexandria Donkey Chompers.

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    She always makes me think of sugar cubes. 

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  22. Flicker Coolidge
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    Rightfromthestart (View Comment):

    She always makes me think of sugar cubes.

    Who’s best?  Sandy Cortez, of Vera de Milo?  It’s close.

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  23. She Member
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    I really miss Rush.  Just as I really miss Boss Mongo.  Either or both of their comments on this situation would have been pure gold.

    In the meantime, I think the best tribute we can offer to both of them is to ridicule the pretensions of this ridiculous young woman and her sexist, classist, misandrist comments.

    Men of America, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, this horse-faced woman who has, inexplicably been elected (twice) to Congress, is attacking you personally. Because she has not a single political argument left.

    Just laugh at her.  Please.

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    BastiatJunior (View Comment):

    Someone on Fox News (either Greg Gutfeld or Brian Kilmeade) referred to AOC as Alexandria Occasional Cortex.

    That is a Daily wire thing.  It just expanded.

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  25. Percival Thatcher
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    She (View Comment):

     Men of America, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, this horse-faced woman who has, inexplicably been elected (twice) to Congress, is attacking you personally. Because she has not a single political argument left.  

    Just laugh at her.  Please.

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  26. BastiatJunior Member
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    She (View Comment):
    I really miss Rush.  Just as I really miss Boss Mongo. 

    I remember a “Boss Mongo” as a Ricochet member.  Is he no longer with us?

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    BastiatJunior (View Comment):

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    I really miss Rush. Just as I really miss Boss Mongo.

    I remember a “Boss Mongo” as a Ricochet member. Is he no longer with us?

    Sadly, yes:

    https://ricochet.com/1003525/boss-mongo-unfathomable-news/

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  28. BastiatJunior Member
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    Phil Turmel (View Comment):

    BastiatJunior (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):
    I really miss Rush. Just as I really miss Boss Mongo.

    I remember a “Boss Mongo” as a Ricochet member. Is he no longer with us?

    Sadly, yes:

    https://ricochet.com/1003525/boss-mongo-unfathomable-news/

    That is sad news.  I will say a prayer for his family.  I remember just enough to know that Ricochet is less without him.

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  29. Skyler Coolidge
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    Phil Turmel (View Comment):

    BastiatJunior (View Comment):

    She (View Comment):
    I really miss Rush. Just as I really miss Boss Mongo.

    I remember a “Boss Mongo” as a Ricochet member. Is he no longer with us?

    Sadly, yes:

    https://ricochet.com/1003525/boss-mongo-unfathomable-news/

    Oh my!  I really liked him.  I’m so sorry to learn this, especially so late.

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  30. BastiatJunior Member
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    I can’t believe nobody mentioned Lori Lightfoot. Maybe because she doesn’t even look human?

    Now you owe Marvin the Martian an apology.

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