True Confessions of a Ricochetti

 

On another thread, one of our members admitted something:

I always confuse Horace Greeley with William Jennings Bryan.

I’ve seen a few other comments like this over the years I have been here. When Ricochetti go wild and make their true confessions, it usually isn’t the sort of thing you would see on Facebook or Jeff Bezos’ diary. How many people on your Facebook feed even know who Horace Greeley and William Jennings Bryant are? This is a high-class joint with high-class true confessions.

My true confession: the older I get, the more trouble I have with homonyms. I tend to write out loud. I once found an error in one of my books where I had used the word “clamber” instead of “clamor,” for instance.

What’s your most Ricochet-style true confession?

 

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  1. Suspira Member
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    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Suspira (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Lois Lane (View Comment):
    Regardless, I’ve read the whole darn LOTRs multiple times, though I do dip more regularly into excerpts. This is not because of lack of love though. Name me any book people repeatedly read over and over and over in a finite life apart from the Bible.

    I’ve read Starship Troopers and The Moon is a Harsh Mistress at least four times each.

    Uh, oh. Must confess the only Heinlein I’ve read is The Door Into Summer, which I hated.

    That one had some time travel in it, didn’t it? I did like the part where the cat had to try all the doors.

    Yes. I found the protag creepy, with a pedo vibe.

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  2. Spin Inactive
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    Amy Schley (View Comment):

    On a more serious side:

    I think that we shouldn’t have a tax bracket for single parents.

    Post, or you don’t believe it.

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  3. Spin Inactive
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Lois Lane (View Comment):

    Spin (View Comment):

    Lois, these people have something wrong with them!!!

    Finally! A regular, reasonable person!!!!! :D

    He is not. He’s a tanker. And you’re both abusing exclamation points. A sure sign of dementia or tankerhood.

    You know that I hate you, right?  That’s not true.  I pity you.  You are a man of poor moral character and limited intelligence.

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  4. OldDanRhody Member
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    Suspira (View Comment):

    Uh, oh. Must confess the only Heinlein I’ve read is The Door Into Summer, which I hated.

    Yeah, I thought that one was a little on the creepy side, myself.

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  5. Spin Inactive
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    Suspira (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Lois Lane (View Comment):
    Regardless, I’ve read the whole darn LOTRs multiple times, though I do dip more regularly into excerpts. This is not because of lack of love though. Name me any book people repeatedly read over and over and over in a finite life apart from the Bible.

    I’ve read Starship Troopers and The Moon is a Harsh Mistress at least four times each.

    Uh, oh. Must confess the only Heinlein I’ve read is The Door Into Summer, which I hated.

    I’ll go ya one better: I ain’t never read no Heinlen!

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  6. Randy Webster Inactive
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    OldDanRhody (View Comment):

    Suspira (View Comment):

    Uh, oh. Must confess the only Heinlein I’ve read is The Door Into Summer, which I hated.

    Yeah, I thought that one was a little on the creepy side, myself.

    I think Heinlein sort of slid into creepihood starting with Stranger, though I see that Door into Summer was published four years before Stranger.

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  7. Judge Mental Member
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    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    OldDanRhody (View Comment):

    Suspira (View Comment):

    Uh, oh. Must confess the only Heinlein I’ve read is The Door Into Summer, which I hated.

    Yeah, I thought that one was a little on the creepy side, myself.

    I think Heinlein sort of slid into creepihood starting with Stranger, though I see that Door into Summer was published four years before Stranger.

    If you want the best Heinlein, stick with the juveniles.  (No pun intended.)

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  8. Hartmann von Aue Member
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    Manny (View Comment):

    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):

    It took me three tries to get through Joyce’s Ulysses.

    I speak, read and write fluent Swedish but have never been to Sweden. I have been to Norway twice and don’t speak Norwegian. This is a source of great embarrassment when I talk with either Swedes or Norwegians, which in my line of work, is kind of regular.

    I can no longer stand the taste of Cola.

    Aren’t Swedish and Norwegian nearly identical?

    They are mutually comprehensible to the point that they can talk to each other without switching languages with  some conscious “tolerance” added to their aural comprehension. Now with the written forms it is more difficult. And don’t ever try to tell either of them that they are just speaking dialects of the same language unless you want a really loud argument…

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  9. Hartmann von Aue Member
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    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):

    It took me three tries to get through Joyce’s Ulysses.

    I speak, read and write fluent Swedish but have never been to Sweden. I have been to Norway twice and don’t speak Norwegian. This is a source of great embarrassment when I talk with either Swedes or Norwegians, which in my line of work, is kind of regular.

    I can no longer stand the taste of Cola.

    You got through Ulysses?

    Yes. On the third try. I have not even looked at it since. 

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  10. Percival Thatcher
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    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    OldDanRhody (View Comment):

    Suspira (View Comment):

    Uh, oh. Must confess the only Heinlein I’ve read is The Door Into Summer, which I hated.

    Yeah, I thought that one was a little on the creepy side, myself.

    I think Heinlein sort of slid into creepihood starting with Stranger, though I see that Door into Summer was published four years before Stranger.

    If you want the best Heinlein, stick with the juveniles. (No pun intended.)

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  11. Hartmann von Aue Member
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    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):

    Ok this will be controversial: Not everything that Derrida or Kristeva wrote was bad.

    Not everything that Nietzche wrote was bad. But bad philosophers fly to it like flys to Beezlebub’s excrement.

     

    I like his poetry a lot, what I’ve read of it. The problem  with his philosophical writings is that he packages wholesale irrational evil in soaring rhetoric.  This goes a long way to explaining the success of some of his followers….

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  12. Arahant Member
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    Boss Mongo (View Comment):
    Confession: I think there are a select few movies that were better than the books they’re based on; I think there are some TV series that are better than the movies they’re based on.

    There is a Julian Fellowes movie, From Time to Time. The movie is enjoyable and based on a children’s book. After watching the movie several times, I had to check out the book. I was less than impressed. Now, the book did have a few things the film did not. Certainly it had more characters. But the overall story was not nearly as good as what Julian Fellowes had created out of it.

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  13. Full Size Tabby Member
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    The Reticulator (View Comment):

    Manny (View Comment):

    Hank Rhody, Acting on Emotion (View Comment):

    Alright, you want a scandalous one? I can’t recite all the protections in half the Bill of Rights. I never remember the specifics covered by amendments 4-8.

    Me too and the Ten Commandments. Which one is number six?

    Which version do you want? Calvinist? Lutheran?

    A very Ricochet comment. :-)

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  14. Hartmann von Aue Member
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    Muleskinner, Weasel Wrangler (View Comment):

    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):
    I speak, read and write fluent Swedish but have never been to Sweden.

    Maybe you can settle a long argument, how do you pronounce “Schytt” as in the Swedish glaciologist, Valter Schytt? I might have fallen for a practical joke, from a Danish cook who claimed to speak Swedish.

    The “y” should be pronounced like the “ee” in “tee” or the “ie” in “piece” or the “ea” in “pea”. The puzzle here is the “sch”which looks like a relict from an earlier perhaps non-standardized orthography or an imported name from German. Maybe Dutch.  

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    Percival (View Comment):

    I do too.

    Before marriage, I found doing so also tended to attract the nicer girls over to talk to the dog, and then to me. Made a nice ice-breaker to have a cute subject to talk about.

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  16. Full Size Tabby Member
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    Saint Augustine (View Comment):

    RightAngles (View Comment):

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    OH you look so, er, happy.

    No one’s gonna ask which one is Boss Mongo?

    Given what I’ve read from @bossmongo about subduing others, I assume Boss Mongo is the one on top. 

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  17. Hartmann von Aue Member
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    Percival (View Comment):

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    OldDanRhody (View Comment):

    Suspira (View Comment):

    Uh, oh. Must confess the only Heinlein I’ve read is The Door Into Summer, which I hated.

    Yeah, I thought that one was a little on the creepy side, myself.

    I think Heinlein sort of slid into creepihood starting with Stranger, though I see that Door into Summer was published four years before Stranger.

    If you want the best Heinlein, stick with the juveniles. (No pun intended.)

     

    Nah. Read also the early future history material, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Starship Troopers and the first half of Stranger in a Strange Land. Then stop. Read absolutely nothing he wrote after Stranger. Especially avoid anything in the Lazarus Long material from later.  Your opinion of him will remain high. 

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  18. Judge Mental Member
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    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    OldDanRhody (View Comment):

    Suspira (View Comment):

    Uh, oh. Must confess the only Heinlein I’ve read is The Door Into Summer, which I hated.

    Yeah, I thought that one was a little on the creepy side, myself.

    I think Heinlein sort of slid into creepihood starting with Stranger, though I see that Door into Summer was published four years before Stranger.

    If you want the best Heinlein, stick with the juveniles. (No pun intended.)

     

    Nah. Read also the early future history material, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Starship Troopers and the first half of Stranger in a Strange Land. Then stop. Read absolutely nothing he wrote after Stranger. Especially avoid anything in the Lazarus Long material from later. Your opinion of him will remain high.

    I agree.  But I was going for the funny.

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  19. Randy Webster Inactive
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    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):
    Nah. Read also the early future history material, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Starship Troopers and the first half of Stranger in a Strange Land. Then stop. Read absolutely nothing he wrote after Stranger. Especially avoid anything in the Lazarus Long material from later. Your opinion of him will remain high. 

    I sorta liked Podkayne and Glory Road, though you can tell that the latter was post-Stranger.

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  20. Miffed White Male Member
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    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    OldDanRhody (View Comment):

    Suspira (View Comment):

    Uh, oh. Must confess the only Heinlein I’ve read is The Door Into Summer, which I hated.

    Yeah, I thought that one was a little on the creepy side, myself.

    I think Heinlein sort of slid into creepihood starting with Stranger, though I see that Door into Summer was published four years before Stranger.

    If you don’t like creepy Heinlein, I’d really advise against reading I Will Fear No Evil.

    As a few others have said, don’t bother with anything after (I would say including) Stranger in a strange land.  But I’ve been re-reading most of the juveniles the last couple years and they hold up surprisingly well.  Assuming you can get over Nazi rocket bases on the moon, swamp farms on the surface of Venus, and Ice skating on the canals of Mars.

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  21. Hartmann von Aue Member
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    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    OldDanRhody (View Comment):

    Suspira (View Comment):

    Uh, oh. Must confess the only Heinlein I’ve read is The Door Into Summer, which I hated.

    Yeah, I thought that one was a little on the creepy side, myself.

    I think Heinlein sort of slid into creepihood starting with Stranger, though I see that Door into Summer was published four years before Stranger.

    If you don’t like creepy Heinlein, I’d really advise against reading I Will Fear No Evil.

    As a few others have said, don’t bother with anything after (I would say including) Stranger in a strange land. But I’ve been re-reading most of the juveniles the last couple years and they hold up surprisingly well. Assuming you can get over Nazi rocket bases on the moon, swamp farms on the surface of Venus, and Ice skating on the canals of Mars.

    Yeah, there are the same problems with Doc Smith’s books from the same era. But there were analogous problems with the science textbooks on astronomy and the planets written well into the 1960s, e.g.  “Scientists have detected high levels of carbon dioxide in Venus’s atmosphere. Since its size and axial tilt are similar to Earths, they expect the planet must be covered in thick vegetation, like in rain forests on Earth, obscured by the thick and near perpetual cloud cover.”

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  22. Freeven Member
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    One of my favorites by Heinlein is Job: A Comedy of Justice, which I’ve never heard anyone anywhere even mention. I suspect some on Ricochet would consider it blasphemous, but I liked it enough to read it twice (years ago). I might read it a third time at some point, just to see what my adult self thinks of it.

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  23. Judge Mental Member
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    Freeven (View Comment):

    One of my favorites by Heinlein is Job: A Comedy of Justice, which I’ve never heard anyone anywhere even mention. I suspect some on Ricochet would consider it blasphemous, but I liked it enough to read it twice (years ago). I might read it a third time at some point, just to see what my adult self thinks of it.

    I like that one quite a bit.

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  24. Muleskinner, Weasel Wrangler Member
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    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):

    Muleskinner, Weasel Wrangler (View Comment):

    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):
    I speak, read and write fluent Swedish but have never been to Sweden.

    Maybe you can settle a long argument, how do you pronounce “Schytt” as in the Swedish glaciologist, Valter Schytt? I might have fallen for a practical joke, from a Danish cook who claimed to speak Swedish.

    The “y” should be pronounced like the “ee” in “tee” or the “ie” in “piece” or the “ea” in “pea”. The puzzle here is the “sch”which looks like a relict from an earlier perhaps non-standardized orthography or an imported name from German. Maybe Dutch.

    I guess I fell for it, then. 🤬

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  25. Miffed White Male Member
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    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    OldDanRhody (View Comment):

    Suspira (View Comment):

    Uh, oh. Must confess the only Heinlein I’ve read is The Door Into Summer, which I hated.

    Yeah, I thought that one was a little on the creepy side, myself.

    I think Heinlein sort of slid into creepihood starting with Stranger, though I see that Door into Summer was published four years before Stranger.

    If you don’t like creepy Heinlein, I’d really advise against reading I Will Fear No Evil.

    As a few others have said, don’t bother with anything after (I would say including) Stranger in a strange land. But I’ve been re-reading most of the juveniles the last couple years and they hold up surprisingly well. Assuming you can get over Nazi rocket bases on the moon, swamp farms on the surface of Venus, and Ice skating on the canals of Mars.

    Yeah, there are the same problems with Doc Smith’s books from the same era. But there were analogous problems with the science textbooks on astronomy and the planets written well into the 1960s, e.g. “Scientists have detected high levels of carbon dioxide in Venus’s atmosphere. Since its size and axial tilt are similar to Earths, they expect the planet must be covered in thick vegetation, like in rain forests on Earth, obscured by the thick and near perpetual cloud cover.”

    I’m just saying, the juveniles hold up really well as works of storytelling, even if the “science” is wildly inaccurate.

    I’d particularly recommend Tunnel In The Sky,  Time For the Stars and Double Star.  I haven’t re-read Puppet Masters in decades, but recall it being fun.  Sixth Column too.

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  26. Judge Mental Member
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    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Hartmann von Aue (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    OldDanRhody (View Comment):

    Suspira (View Comment):

    Uh, oh. Must confess the only Heinlein I’ve read is The Door Into Summer, which I hated.

    Yeah, I thought that one was a little on the creepy side, myself.

    I think Heinlein sort of slid into creepihood starting with Stranger, though I see that Door into Summer was published four years before Stranger.

    If you don’t like creepy Heinlein, I’d really advise against reading I Will Fear No Evil.

    As a few others have said, don’t bother with anything after (I would say including) Stranger in a strange land. But I’ve been re-reading most of the juveniles the last couple years and they hold up surprisingly well. Assuming you can get over Nazi rocket bases on the moon, swamp farms on the surface of Venus, and Ice skating on the canals of Mars.

    Yeah, there are the same problems with Doc Smith’s books from the same era. But there were analogous problems with the science textbooks on astronomy and the planets written well into the 1960s, e.g. “Scientists have detected high levels of carbon dioxide in Venus’s atmosphere. Since its size and axial tilt are similar to Earths, they expect the planet must be covered in thick vegetation, like in rain forests on Earth, obscured by the thick and near perpetual cloud cover.”

    I’m just saying, the juveniles hold up really well as works of storytelling, even if the “science” is wildly inaccurate.

    I’d particularly recommend Tunnel In The Sky, Time For the Stars and Double Star. I haven’t re-read Puppet Masters in decades, but recall it being fun. Sixth Column too.

    I thought the science in Sixth Column was really interesting.  Parallel electro-gravitronic and gravito-magnetic spectra in the nature of the electro-magnetic spectrum, with wild new capabilities as a result.

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  27. Hank Rhody, Acting on Emotion Contributor
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    Lois Lane (View Comment):

    Jim Chase (View Comment):

    Lois Lane (View Comment):

    Jim Chase (View Comment):

    He prayeth well, who loveth well Both man and bird and beast. He prayeth best, who loveth best All things both great and small; For the dear God who loveth us He made and loveth all.

    But the above is my favorite.

    It’s a beautiful Bible verse, and… since we talked about books on this thread… I loved James Herriot’s use of it to title his series about a country vet in England.

    Actually, it’s Coleridge, Rime of the Ancient Mariner. But a great quote nonetheless. I read Herriot’s first book of the series, but no further. My folks used to watch the TV series on PBS, I think, but I had no interest in the show.

    Ah! I’m not crazy though. There’s a similar passage in the Bible! I had a beer in the building where Rime of the Ancient Mariner was written. (Or was it BY the building?) Don’t’ remember. There’s one of those blue plaques you see everywhere in England on the outside, and you can visit. We just happened to be in that village and saw it. My husband and I were like… “Cool.” Though I’ve demonstrated we clearly aren’t Coleridge scholars. :D

    While we’re being jerks about it, Herriot used a similar verse (in the poetic sense, still not in the biblical sense.)

    “All things wise and wonderful
    All creatures great and small
    All things bright and beautiful
    The Lord God made them all

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  28. Hank Rhody, Acting on Emotion Contributor
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    Freeven (View Comment):

    One of my favorites by Heinlein is Job: A Comedy of Justice, which I’ve never heard anyone anywhere even mention. I suspect some on Ricochet would consider it blasphemous, but I liked it enough to read it twice (years ago). I might read it a third time at some point, just to see what my adult self thinks of it.

    I’ve considered it, and put it down, on the basis of it’d probably be more blasphemous than I’m comfortable with. Haven’t read Time Enough for Love either.

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  29. Hank Rhody, Acting on Emotion Contributor
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    Hank Rhody, Acting on Emotion (View Comment):
    All things wise and wonderful
    All creatures great and small
    All things bright and beautiful
    The Lord God made them all

    Now that I’m thinking about it I think I might have reversed lines one and three. Actually I’m cetain of it, but the only reference I can find off hand is a pinterest needlework version of that bit of poetry.

    Yes, really.

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  30. Judge Mental Member
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    Hank Rhody, Acting on Emotion (View Comment):

    Hank Rhody, Acting on Emotion (View Comment):
    All things wise and wonderful
    All creatures great and small
    All things bright and beautiful
    The Lord God made them all

    Now that I’m thinking about it I think I might have reversed lines one and three. Actually I’m cetain of it, but the only reference I can find off hand is a pinterest needlework version of that bit of poetry.

    Yes, really.

    Check Church of England hymnals.

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