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True Confessions of a Ricochetti
On another thread, one of our members admitted something:
I always confuse Horace Greeley with William Jennings Bryan.
I’ve seen a few other comments like this over the years I have been here. When Ricochetti go wild and make their true confessions, it usually isn’t the sort of thing you would see on Facebook or Jeff Bezos’ diary. How many people on your Facebook feed even know who Horace Greeley and William Jennings Bryant are? This is a high-class joint with high-class true confessions.
My true confession: the older I get, the more trouble I have with homonyms. I tend to write out loud. I once found an error in one of my books where I had used the word “clamber” instead of “clamor,” for instance.
What’s your most Ricochet-style true confession?
Published in Humor
I often think the French should just create their own alphabet, since they aren’t really using ours.
I’ve never seen a full episode of Gilligan’s Island or Beverley Hillbillies, and the former was on local tv throughout my childhood. Seen the opening credits a number of times.
I bet we could convince them too; if only we could phrase it in the form of a retreat.
I teach high school English and cannot get through Moby Dick. I’ve tried & gave up on page 2.
One of the great opening lines in literature. And crashes downhill shortly afterward.
“They call me Ishmael. That’s Gregory Peck. He’s got a whale fetish.”
No one is going to like this comment.
Commie.
I know the names of every character on Gillian’s Island.
The FULL names, not just their nicknames.
I would estimate I’ve seen every episode of Gilligan’s Island at least four times, maybe more. Beverly Hillbillies not nearly as much but I’ve seen many. The reason: Local (WGN mostly) after school in syndication, no cable TV in the 70’s …. why were we watching …. it was on TV.
Don’t forget the Batman episodes.
“Ginger” isn’t her full name?
Whew! What a relief. I think the overall theme is universal and everything, but maybe the hype is just over the top.
This was a really good idea for a post.
A friend of mine read it to spite our HS English teacher.
Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face!
I can’t remember if I read it or not. I did listen to it all the way through. There’s several hours I’ll never get back. Now that I think about it, I did read it back in the dawn of time. But I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now, and don’t have the patience.
I did finish Gravity’s Rainbow. That’s moderately embarrassing because it means I didn’t have the good sense to throw it away after the first 80 or 90 pages. Over-rated, self-indulgent drivel.
I never read Don Quixote, but I did read the Reader’s Digest version of Don Quixote, U.S.A.
I have Don Quixote cued up on the “to be listened to“ list. I have one more volume of The Story of Civilization to get through first. Will and Ariel Durant say it’s the greatest novel ever. I’ll report back.
I had to write a paper on that in college
Lol. I’ll decide.
“Inside every Sancho Panza there’s a Don Quixote struggling to get out.” –P.J. O’Rourke
Actually, it is closer to theirs than ours. Here is ours:
Ginger Grant.
She is one of the easy ones since they used her full name many times, along with the Howell’s.
The rest were each named at least twice during the run of the show. Once at the end of the first episode – when they all listen to a radio report that lists each of them as “missing”. Each character also had their full name mentioned in episodes specific to their character – MaryAnne when her fiance decided to remarry, The Skipper & Gilligan when they heard the Skipper was on Trial (in absentia) for the loss of the Minnow, and the Professor during a discussion about an academic rival.
(And the reason the Professor couldn’t “fix the boat” – as has been lampooned in many places – was explained in an early episode: they did fix the boat with Gilligan’s glue-like pancake batter, but the glue dissolved in Salt Water and the Minnow was sunk when Skipper & Gilligan were testing it).
I set it down in disgust after about a hundred pages. Absolute dreck. I tried to return it to the friend who gave it to me, but he declined. Turns out he didn’t finish it, either. At least I didn’t pay for it.
Gretzky grabs the rebound and scores!!
I have never begun to understand the allure of:
Alice in Wonderland
Peter Pan
Phantom Tollbooth
Winnie the Pooh
Peanuts
And anything written by a Russian. Ever.
I saw a stage production Man of La Mancha.
The death of Ivan Illyich is the best book written on death ever.
I listened to two by Tolstoy, War and Peace and Anna Karenina (I thought War and Peace better) and two by Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov and Crime and Punishment. My main takeaway was that the Russians sure are wordy.