True Confessions of a Ricochetti

 

On another thread, one of our members admitted something:

I always confuse Horace Greeley with William Jennings Bryan.

I’ve seen a few other comments like this over the years I have been here. When Ricochetti go wild and make their true confessions, it usually isn’t the sort of thing you would see on Facebook or Jeff Bezos’ diary. How many people on your Facebook feed even know who Horace Greeley and William Jennings Bryant are? This is a high-class joint with high-class true confessions.

My true confession: the older I get, the more trouble I have with homonyms. I tend to write out loud. I once found an error in one of my books where I had used the word “clamber” instead of “clamor,” for instance.

What’s your most Ricochet-style true confession?

 

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  1. Judge Mental Member
    Judge Mental
    @JudgeMental

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    Paul Erickson (View Comment):

    Confession: I (we) have two rescue dogs. I am very attached to them, but I have no idea how to handle them and they basically run my life.

    Cosi: mildly psychoticChance: criminally insane

    My daughter brought her rescue home when she visited for the holidays. Nice pooch. A bit spirited. Took me about an hour, then I got him sorted out. Then we were buds.

    After he pinned you.

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  2. Al French, sad sack Moderator
    Al French, sad sack
    @AlFrench

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    Paul Erickson (View Comment):

    Confession: I (we) have two rescue dogs. I am very attached to them, but I have no idea how to handle them and they basically run my life.

    Cosi: mildly psychoticChance: criminally insane

    My daughter brought her rescue home when she visited for the holidays. Nice pooch. A bit spirited. Took me about an hour, then I got him sorted out. Then we were buds.

    Don’t mess with either.

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  3. Arahant Member
    Arahant
    @Arahant

    Matt Bartle (View Comment):

    My confession: I can remember pi to 50 decimal places, but I can never remember the 51st.

    Definitely a Rico-confession.

    • #123
  4. Henry Castaigne Member
    Henry Castaigne
    @HenryCastaigne

    I’ve never read the constitution front to back.

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  5. Randy Webster Inactive
    Randy Webster
    @RandyWebster

    Amy Schley (View Comment):

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    I don’t think JRR Tolkien is a good writer. At all.

    I’ve tried numerous times, can’t work my way through the LOTR. Just can’t.

    He was a very gifted amateur … but yeah, he does things that no professional writer would do. “Oh, I know! Let me tell a climatic battle in flashback!”

    You mean it changed the weather?

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  6. Judge Mental Member
    Judge Mental
    @JudgeMental

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Amy Schley (View Comment):

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    I don’t think JRR Tolkien is a good writer. At all.

    I’ve tried numerous times, can’t work my way through the LOTR. Just can’t.

    He was a very gifted amateur … but yeah, he does things that no professional writer would do. “Oh, I know! Let me tell a climatic battle in flashback!”

    You mean it changed the weather?

    I take it you’re confessing to being pedantic.  Hardly unusual around here.

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  7. Randy Webster Inactive
    Randy Webster
    @RandyWebster

    Arahant (View Comment):

    Lois Lane (View Comment):

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):
    Lighten up, Francis Lois.

    It’s okay, @bossmongo. I’m not like… going to call your universities and ask them to cancel your diplomas or anything. I’m just shocked, I say. Shocked. (You’re carrying a club in your picture!!!!!!)

    Love,

    Francis ;)

    Heh, Boss’ university was not the sort to care that much about literature unless one’s degree major was in foreign languages. But that would not be English lit.

    I could have gone to Boss’s university.

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  8. Randy Webster Inactive
    Randy Webster
    @RandyWebster

    OldDanRhody (View Comment):
    Otherwise, there’s Dave Berry’s much better version: “Nature is represented by a white whale and can kill you.”

    FTFY.

     

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  9. Randy Webster Inactive
    Randy Webster
    @RandyWebster

    Judge Mental (View Comment):
    I take it you’re confessing to being pedantic. Hardly unusual around here.

    I got carried away.

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  10. Arahant Member
    Arahant
    @Arahant

    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    I’ve never read the constitution front to back.

    Time to rectify that. It’s not that long.

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  11. Arahant Member
    Arahant
    @Arahant

    Randy Webster (View Comment):
    I could have gone to Boss’s university.

    So could’ve my brother except for a football injury.

    • #131
  12. Randy Webster Inactive
    Randy Webster
    @RandyWebster

    I found out I was accepted by getting a letter at Thanksgiving my freshman year asking me why I hadn’t accepted the appointment.

    • #132
  13. Arahant Member
    Arahant
    @Arahant

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    I found out I was accepted by getting a letter at Thanksgiving my freshman year asking me why I hadn’t accepted the appointment.

    Gotcha.

    • #133
  14. Freeven Member
    Freeven
    @Freeven
    1. I don’t read headings — any type of title or subheading I just naturally skip over as if it isn’t there. It doesn’t matter how big and bold it is. This can be annoying, because subheadings often provide a lot of context. Ignoring them can make reading comprehension plummet to a surprising degree. I’ve tried for years to train myself to read them to no avail. I’ve often wondered if other people have this problem, or if it’s a symptom of some type of mental deficiency.
    2. I am an extremely slow reader.
    3. The Godfather is one of the most boring films ever made. 
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  15. Muleskinner, Weasel Wrangler Member
    Muleskinner, Weasel Wrangler
    @Muleskinner

    Arahant: How many people on your Facebook feed even know who Horace Greeley and William Jennings Bryant are?

    I once had a couple or six too many beers and wound up in an impromptu hockey match in the basement of Bryan’s brother’s house. 

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  16. Judge Mental Member
    Judge Mental
    @JudgeMental

    Freeven (View Comment):

    • I don’t read headings — any type of title or subheading I just naturally skip over as if it isn’t there. It doesn’t matter how big and bold it is. This can be annoying, because subheadings often provide a lot of context. Ignoring them can make reading comprehension plummet to a surprising degree. I’ve tried for years to train myself to read them to no avail. I’ve often wondered if other people have this problem, or if it’s a symptom of some type of mental deficiency.

    I have the same thing when it comes to comments in code.  It’s like they’re not even there.

    • #136
  17. Henry Castaigne Member
    Henry Castaigne
    @HenryCastaigne

    Muleskinner, Weasel Wrangler (View Comment):
    MemberMuleskinner, Weasel Wrangler  

    Arahant: How many people on your Facebook feed even know who Horace Greeley and William Jennings Bryant are?

    I once had a couple or six too many beers and wound up in an impromptu hockey match in the basement of Bryan’s brother’s house. 

    That is not a confession but a brag. 

    • #137
  18. Hank Rhody, Acting on Emotion Contributor
    Hank Rhody, Acting on Emotion
    @HankRhody

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    Freeven (View Comment):

    • I don’t read headings — any type of title or subheading I just naturally skip over as if it isn’t there. It doesn’t matter how big and bold it is. This can be annoying, because subheadings often provide a lot of context. Ignoring them can make reading comprehension plummet to a surprising degree. I’ve tried for years to train myself to read them to no avail. I’ve often wondered if other people have this problem, or if it’s a symptom of some type of mental deficiency.

    I have the same thing when it comes to comments in code. It’s like they’re not even there.

    That’s not a bug; that’s a feature.

    I spent today at work trying to figure out what I was doing when I wrote a code procedure that I don’t think I ever used to upgrade it. In a library that only I ever use, where there is a clearly superior option already present.

    I’ve had less productive days.

    • #138
  19. TBA Coolidge
    TBA
    @RobtGilsdorf

    Arahant:

    On another thread, one of our members admitted something:

    I always confuse Horace Greeley with William Jennings Bryan.

    I’ve seen a few other comments like this over the years I have been here. When Ricochetti go wild and make their true confessions, it usually isn’t the sort of thing you would see on Facebook or Jeff Bezos’ diary. How many people on your Facebook feed even know who Horace Greeley and William Jennings Bryant are? This is a high-class joint with high-class true confessions.

    My true confession: the older I get, the more trouble I have with homonyms. I tend to write out loud. I once found an error in one of my books where I had used the word “clamber” instead of “clamor,” for instance.

    What’s your most Ricochet-style true confession?

    That I’m ok with the homonyms – it’s a lifestyle choice as far as I can tell.  

    • #139
  20. Randy Webster Inactive
    Randy Webster
    @RandyWebster

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Amy Schley (View Comment):

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    I don’t think JRR Tolkien is a good writer. At all.

    I’ve tried numerous times, can’t work my way through the LOTR. Just can’t.

    He was a very gifted amateur … but yeah, he does things that no professional writer would do. “Oh, I know! Let me tell a climatic battle in flashback!”

    You mean it changed the weather?

    I take it you’re confessing to being pedantic. Hardly unusual around here.

    We’d have much less fun if it weren’t for typos.

    • #140
  21. Randy Webster Inactive
    Randy Webster
    @RandyWebster

    Hank Rhody, Acting on Emotion (View Comment):

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    Freeven (View Comment):

    • I don’t read headings — any type of title or subheading I just naturally skip over as if it isn’t there. It doesn’t matter how big and bold it is. This can be annoying, because subheadings often provide a lot of context. Ignoring them can make reading comprehension plummet to a surprising degree. I’ve tried for years to train myself to read them to no avail. I’ve often wondered if other people have this problem, or if it’s a symptom of some type of mental deficiency.

    I have the same thing when it comes to comments in code. It’s like they’re not even there.

    That’s not a bug; that’s a feature.

    I spent today at work trying to figure out what I was doing when I wrote a code procedure that I don’t think I ever used to upgrade it. In a library that only I ever use, where there is a clearly superior option already present.

    I’ve had less productive days.

    I only work half-days on Fridays, but I spent that half-day coloring.

    • #141
  22. Paul Erickson Inactive
    Paul Erickson
    @PaulErickson

    RushBabe49 (View Comment):
    Ricochet true confession: don’t tell my boss, but I keep a tab open on Ricochet on my work computer from the moment I log on until I go home. I’m back and forth all day long.

    But I thought a confession was when you did something wrong?  

    • #142
  23. Vectorman Inactive
    Vectorman
    @Vectorman

    RushBabe49 (View Comment):
    I love it now. To me, the best part of the movies remains the music.

    Especially the music in the “Beacons of Minas Tirith” scene.

    • #143
  24. Lois Lane Coolidge
    Lois Lane
    @LoisLane

    Vectorman (View Comment):

    RushBabe49 (View Comment):
    I love it now. To me, the best part of the movies remains the music.

    Especially the music in the “Beacons of Minas Tirith” scene.

    Peter Jackson moved some things around in the movies, but they were a faithful recreation of much of the spirit of the story.  They are a master piece of a different kind, and I’ve seen the director’s cut versions, which is an all day affair, multiple times.  He destroyed The Hobbit for greed.  He did something beautiful with LOTR.  The soundtrack is haunting. Enya sounds downright… elvish.  

    • #144
  25. Suspira Member
    Suspira
    @Suspira

    RushBabe49 (View Comment):

    Tolkien was very popular when I was in college in the 1970s. I avoided reading LOTR then. Then, fast forward to recent times, and the movies came out. I was totally captivated, and after the first movie I started at the beginning and read the entire series, every bit of Tolkien I could get my hands on. I love it now. To me, the best part of the movies remains the music.

    Ricochet true confession: don’t tell my boss, but I keep a tab open on Ricochet on my work computer from the moment I log on until I go home. I’m back and forth all day long.

    So true about Tolkien. I associated him with hippies in college (of course, back then I didn’t think that was a bad thing). Imagine my surprise when I learned he was a devout Christian.

    • #145
  26. Suspira Member
    Suspira
    @Suspira

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Amy Schley (View Comment):

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    I don’t think JRR Tolkien is a good writer. At all.

    I’ve tried numerous times, can’t work my way through the LOTR. Just can’t.

    He was a very gifted amateur … but yeah, he does things that no professional writer would do. “Oh, I know! Let me tell a climatic battle in flashback!”

    You mean it changed the weather?

    I take it you’re confessing to being pedantic. Hardly unusual around here.

    Speaking of being pedantic, shouldn’t the title of this post be True Confessions of a Ricochetto?

    • #146
  27. Jim Chase Member
    Jim Chase
    @JimChase

    He prayeth well, who loveth well Both man and bird and beast. He prayeth best, who loveth best All things both great and small; For the dear God who loveth us He made and loveth all.

    But the above is my favorite.

    • #147
  28. Jim Chase Member
    Jim Chase
    @JimChase

    Oops, wrong post.  I confess that I have difficulty Ricocheting on a phone.  I prefer a real computer.

    • #148
  29. Songwriter Inactive
    Songwriter
    @user_19450

    Vance Richards (View Comment):

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    I don’t think JRR Tolkien is a good writer. At all.

    I’ve tried numerous times, can’t work my way through the LOTR. Just can’t.

    Don’t waste your time, the movies are better.

    I f that’s true, the books must be horrible, because the movies bored me to sleep.

    • #149
  30. Muleskinner, Weasel Wrangler Member
    Muleskinner, Weasel Wrangler
    @Muleskinner

    In college I once hit into an unassisted triple play. It was a softball league, slow pitch softball. In a coed league, to a second base”man” who might have weighed 90 lbs, and ducked behind the pitcher when most men came up to bat.

    • #150
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