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  1. Randy Webster Member
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    Nobody ever really wanted the little buggers around anyway.

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  2. Judithann Campbell Member
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    lol, you are so funny :)

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  3. Nanda Panjandrum Member
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    I’d best pack up the great-nieces and great-nephews then, hadn’t I? Thanks for the heads-up, @ishottheserif!

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  4. Joe P Member
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    This is just a clever troll, right? Like I know they’re stupid but the guy with this sign made it just to make fun of everyone there without them knowing, right?

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  5. TheSockMonkey Inactive
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  6. Henry Castaigne Member
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    It would make It would make Trick or Treating way more exciting.

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  7. Muleskinner Member
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    I Shot The Serif:
    Well shoot, I’d better move.

    He’s right, and they using allow decoys at schools, too.

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  8. Zafar Member
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    Oh I’m supposed to use a bow and arrow or rocks?

    That seems a little unreasonable. 

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  9. Miffed White Male Member
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    can’t read the sign.  Can you repost it bigger?

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  10. Michael Brehm Coolidge
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    If you’re going to do it properly, you need to use Ruritanian Orphanhounds to chase them out of cover.

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  11. I Shot The Serif Member
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    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    can’t read the sign. Can you repost it bigger?

    Sadly, no. But this link might help.

     

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  12. Doctor Robert Member
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    How do you get 4 shells in a shotgun?

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  13. cirby Inactive
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    Doctor Robert (View Comment):

    How do you get 4 shells in a shotgun?

    Buy a bigger shotgun.

    (A Kel-Tec KSG holds 12 shells, for example.)

     

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  14. Stad Coolidge
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    Muleskinner (View Comment):

    I Shot The Serif:
    Well shoot, I’d better move.

    He’s right, and they using allow decoys at schools, too.

    Let me get this straight . . . a kid draws a picture of a gun, and he’s suspended because the image is too “traumatic” and “dangerous” for children to see, but it’s okay for the school to put up a picture of a gun.  Interesting . . .

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  15. I Shot The Serif Member
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    (This is a larger yet blurrier option for reading.)

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  16. Miffed White Male Member
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  17. TheSockMonkey Inactive
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    This sort of thing is why it’s so difficult to tell if individual Leftists are dishonest or stupid.

    I guess that guy must be pretty smart. He’s obviously an alumnus of Greendale Community College.

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  18. Stad Coolidge
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    TheSockMonkey (View Comment):

    This sort of thing is why it’s so difficult to tell if individual Leftists are dishonest or stupid.

    I guess that guy must be pretty smart. He’s obviously an alumnus of Greendale Community College.

    It’s also illegal to hunt migratory birds with an F-18, an Abrams tank, a nuclear submarine, a pickaxe, a loaf of French bread . . .

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  19. Randy Weivoda Moderator
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    Of course it’s not legal to hunt children with a machine gun.  That’s why none of the school shooters have ever used a machine gun.  It would be illegal.

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  20. Umbra of Nex, Fractus Inactive
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    I’m shocked! Shocked!

    I can’t believe we live in a country where killing children is legal!

    (Except when they’re not born yet. Then it’s okay.)

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  21. Ralphie Inactive
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    Note the children had caps made for the event. 

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  22. Columbo Member
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  23. Doctor Robert Member
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    cirby (View Comment):

    Doctor Robert (View Comment):

    How do you get 4 shells in a shotgun?

    Buy a bigger shotgun.

    (A Kel-Tec KSG holds 12 shells, for example.)

     

    Thanks, I did not know that.  I looked this up after posting and learned about semi-automatic shotguns.  Wish I had a birthday coming up…

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  24. Mark Wilson Member
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    It’s also illegal to hunt migratory waterfowl without a state hunting license (which usually requires completing a hunter safety training course) and a federal duck stamp.  You also have to use non-toxic (non-lead) ammunition.

    Last I checked there is no state or federal agency issuing licenses and stamps to hunt children.  But if there were, I’m quite sure they would limit hunters to three rounds of non-toxic ammunition.

    Good grief.

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  25. Stad Coolidge
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    Randy Weivoda (View Comment):

    Of course it’s not legal to hunt children with a machine gun. That’s why none of the school shooters have ever used a machine gun. It would be illegal.

    It’s because of the “No fully automatic weapons allowed” sign . . .

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  26. Ralphie Inactive
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    His sign is shouting. 

    Can you mail geese, because you cannot put children in the mail. 

    Why do people insist on comparing children to animals, when children are humans? Your dog is not like your kid, it isn’t even close.  I love dogs, they are family members, but they are not humans.

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  27. I Shot The Serif Member
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    Ralphie (View Comment):

    His sign is shouting.

    Can you mail geese, because you cannot put children in the mail.

    Why do people insist on comparing children to animals, when children are humans? Your dog is not like your kid, it isn’t even close. I love dogs, they are family members, but they are not humans.

    Yup. I’m also not a fan of analogies that needlessly compare children to adults or vice versa, even when I agree with the argument.

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  28. Concretevol Thatcher
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    TheSockMonkey (View Comment):

    Don’t get me started on these stupid peanut bans in schools.  

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  29. Muleskinner Member
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    Concretevol (View Comment):

    TheSockMonkey (View Comment):

    Don’t get me started on these stupid peanut bans in schools.

    Of course you can’t bring peanut butter to school, you’d need a knife to spread it.

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  30. OccupantCDN Coolidge
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    cirby (View Comment):

    Doctor Robert (View Comment):

    How do you get 4 shells in a shotgun?

    Buy a bigger shotgun.

    (A Kel-Tec KSG holds 12 shells, for example.)

    My Favorite shotgun: The AA 12.

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