A Ricochet Challenge

 

I’m torn. On the one hand, I think we should all pause from our busy schedules to consider the most salacious and astonishing tabloid scandal in British history since the Profumo affair. We could surely use the comic relief.

On the other hand, the entire story violates our Code of Conduct.

I thus solicit your suggestions for appropriate, dignified, and family-friendly ways to discuss the matter of Lord Sewel. (Warning: The link is not safe for work. And do not open it in front of your children.)

The contest is open.

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  1. Douglas Inactive
    Douglas
    @Douglas

    How far has the world fallen when a British Lord can’t enjoy his cocaine and hookers without nosy interlopers?

    Oh, and he’s right about Cameron.

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  2. Douglas Inactive
    Douglas
    @Douglas

    Mike LaRoche:Alternate headline: “Tactless Lord found in Topless Rant”

    Hey, eventually he put on a bra. Give him some credit.

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  3. Paul A. Rahe Member
    Paul A. Rahe
    @PaulARahe

    Claire, this is a sign of progress . . . something approaching a British sex scandal in which the politician caught in flagrante delicto is a member of the Labour Party. When I was young, scandals involving the Labour Party were always about money. The Tories, on the other hand, . . . enough said.

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  4. user_82762 Inactive
    user_82762
    @JamesGawron

    Paul A. Rahe:Claire, this is a sign of progress . . . something approaching a British sex scandal in which the politician caught in flagrante delicto is a member of the Labour Party. When I was young, scandals involving the Labour Party were always about money. The Tories, on the other hand, . . . enough said.

    Paul your aren’t suggesting that this Labour Party Lord practiced what he preached?!

    Regards,

    Jim

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  5. Umbra Fractus Inactive
    Umbra Fractus
    @UmbraFractus

    Percival: And if in vino veritas, what is the Latin phrase for “hookers and blow,” and what does that get you?

    “Meretrices cocainumque.”

    I’m reasonably certain the Romans had no knowledge of cocaine and thus no slang term for it.

    [Edit: Fixed a typo.]

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  6. Umbra Fractus Inactive
    Umbra Fractus
    @UmbraFractus

    James Gawron: Lord Sewel may have broken through a barrier.

    No, I’m pretty sure these ladies lost their “barriers” a long time ago.

    (Sorry.)

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  7. user_7042 Inactive
    user_7042
    @CaseyTaylor

    I don’t know how anybody can be down on this guy.  Sixty-nine and still going strong with threesomes and blow.  If he doesn’t get a medal, let’s at least study his constitution for the good of humanity.  He is a boon for the science of gerontology.

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  8. Kozak Member
    Kozak
    @Kozak

    Claire Berlinski, Ed.: The Victorian Era’s euphemisms seem lacking in descriptors for snorting cocaine off a convivial lady’s lady parts, however, while boasting of doing this at the taxpayers’ expense.

    “Powdering hair with a jammiest bits of jam’s strumpet with butter upon bacon on the Kings purse”….

    7070778329_8d2349a290_b

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  9. E. Kent Golding Moderator
    E. Kent Golding
    @EKentGolding

    Wouldn’t America be in better condition if the Supreme Court, the Executive Branch, and the Congress spent all their time for the last 20 years on this sort of stuff rather than what they actually did?  I would even be OK with it if they did it with our Tax Dollars.    What our government actually did seems more corrupt, harmful and wasteful than this stuff.

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  10. drlorentz Member
    drlorentz
    @drlorentz

    E. Kent Golding:Wouldn’t America be in better condition if the Supreme Court, the Executive Branch, and the Congress spent all their time for the last 20 years on this sort of stuff rather than what they actually did? I would even be OK with it if they did it with our Tax Dollars. What our government actually did seems more corrupt, harmful and wasteful than this stuff.

    That would be great. Trouble is, they do both:
    Wilbur Mills
    Bill Clinton
    Anthony Weiner
    Larry Craig
    Kwame Kilpatrick
    and who can forget
    the inimitable Marion Berry.

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  11. user_235504 Inactive
    user_235504
    @GabyCharing

    I doubt if this story has any political significance (unlike Profumo), but it is a huge laugh. The best thing is that no one, beyond the odd political nerd, had even heard of Lord Sewel till the story broke. His name meant nothing to anyone, and we had no idea the House of Lords had a functionary whose job it was to keep peers of the realm on the straight and narrow. Apparently, he used to be an ally of Tony Blair, that is to say, a Labour politician. Fortunately, in the Lords he sat as a cross-bencher, meaning he is the responsibility of all parties and none, and everyone can join in the fun. He has now resigned from the Lords. Watch for the ermine to show up on e-bay. He wins hypocrite of the year award.

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