Take the 5-Dimension Political Compass Quiz!

 

shutterstock_113785711I’d wager most of us are at least aware of The World’s Smallest Political Quiz (in which my results are “90% Libertarian”, with the extra 10% coming from quibbles over definitions).

Today, my Facebook feed is full of links to “The 5-Dimension Political Quiz,” also described by some as the “World’s Strangest Political Quiz”.

Many of  the folk who have posted this link on Facebook are generally being satirical about the results it spits out, but I rather think the label it gave me is pretty accurate.

It seems to take quibbles over definitions more seriously, and it also takes into account the difference between the values one believe are “good”, and one’s positions on the proper role of government.

According to the quiz, I’m a — wait for it —

Right-Leaning Libertarian Non-Interventionist Traditionalist“.

I can find little substantive fault with that label.

Collectivism score: -33%

Authoritarianism score: -67%

Internationalism score: -33%

Tribalism score: 0%

Liberalism score: -17%

What are you? Take the quiz and find out!

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  1. Underwood Inactive
    Underwood
    @Underwood

    Left-Leaning Anarchist Interventionist Cosmopolitan Fundamentalist

    Collectivism score: 33%
    Authoritarianism score: -83%
    Internationalism score: 33%
    Tribalism score: -17%
    Liberalism score: -83%

    “Left-Leaning”? Ow. That hurt.

    • #91
  2. Penfold Member
    Penfold
    @Penfold

    Isn’t there a statistician among us with time on their hands who can roll all these comments up to give us an average for a Ricochettie?

    • #92
  3. Tom Meyer Member
    Tom Meyer
    @tommeyer

    Objectivist Libertarian Interventionist Ultranationalist Traditionalist

    Collectivism score: -83%
    Authoritarianism score: -67%
    Internationalism score: 33%
    Tribalism score: 83%
    Liberalism score: -33%

    A little overblown — objectivist? ultranationalist? srsly? — but not bad.

    • #93
  4. user_1030767 Inactive
    user_1030767
    @TheQuestion

    Right-Leaning Anti-Government Non-Interventionist Reactionary!!!

    Sorry, not sure how to change the font…

    • #94
  5. Misthiocracy Member
    Misthiocracy
    @Misthiocracy

    Underwood: “Left-Leaning”? Ow. That hurt.

    I think “left-leaning” just means that you want YOUR social security cheque to arrive on time every month.

    ;-)

    • #95
  6. user_1030767 Inactive
    user_1030767
    @TheQuestion

    MJBubba:

    -Right-Leaning Anti-Government Non-Interventionist Reactionary

    As long as the topic of evolution doesn’t come up, we’re exactly the same :) .

    • #96
  7. Misthiocracy Member
    Misthiocracy
    @Misthiocracy

    Z in MT:

    I am a

    Right-Leaning Libertarian Non-Interventionist Nationalist Reactionary

    Why is there no paste as plaintext option?

    Because you’re a Right-Leaning Libertarian Non-Interventionist Nationalist Reactionary.

    • #97
  8. Misthiocracy Member
    Misthiocracy
    @Misthiocracy

    anonymous:I found none of these questions difficult to answer (no “maybe”s).

    I came out:

    Objectivist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Nationalist Moderate

    with:

    • Collectivism score: -100%
    • Authoritarianism score: -100%
    • Internationalism score: -100%
    • Tribalism score: 33%
    • Liberalism score: 0%

    I’m not sure where they got the “Objectivist” part, because Objectivists aren’t, in my experience, anarchists.

    The labels are less important than the axes.

    • #98
  9. user_259843 Inactive
    user_259843
    @JefferyShepherd

    I feel like a walking contradiction:)  I too answered “maybe” for several questions that were asked with absolutist words like “never” and “always.”

    You are a: Right-Leaning Anarchist Interventionist Nationalist Traditionalist

    Collectivism score: -17%
    Authoritarianism score: -83%
    Internationalism score: 17%
    Tribalism score: 17%
    Liberalism score: -33%

    • #99
  10. Mike H Inactive
    Mike H
    @MikeH

    Control-Shift-V will paste to the standard text. You can also right click for the option “Paste and Match Style.”

    • #100
  11. Ed G. Member
    Ed G.
    @EdG

    Sabrdance:I am a right leaning anti-government interventionist nationalist traditionalist.

    Try fitting that on a business card…

    I wonder how it responds to the awful lot of “maybe”s I gave it. Despite that concern it seems to map pretty well, though I’d quibble with interventionist and nationalist. I’m not hot to intervene everywhere, but I’m not in principle opposed, and as for nationalism, I think there’s a significant difference between nationalism and patriotism.

    Collectivism score: -33% Authoritarianism score: -33% Internationalism score: 17% Tribalism score: 33% Liberalism score: -33%

    Those were my scores and label exactly – the first time around. In subsequent tries I’ve switched from “traditionalist” to “fundamentalist” and I can’t pin down the difference. Also, in one subsequent version I was a “nativist” instead of a “nationalist”.

    • #101
  12. user_1008534 Member
    user_1008534
    @Ekosj

    You are a: Right-Leaning Nativist Reactionary

    Collectivism score: -33%
    Authoritarianism score: 0%
    Internationalism score: 0%
    Tribalism score: 50%
    Liberalism score: -67%

    And I’m an older white male married-to-a-stay-at-home-Mom business owner who works in the banking industry to boot.

    If liberals believed in religion, I’d be the Antichrist.

    • #102
  13. Dave Member
    Dave
    @DaveL

    You are a: Conservative Libertarian Nativist Fundamentalist

    Collectivism score: -67%
    Authoritarianism score: -67%
    Internationalism score: 0%
    Tribalism score: 50%
    Liberalism score: -83%

    Like many of you I answered many with “maybe.” Overall I don’t think it is too inaccurate in its results.

    • #103
  14. Ed G. Member
    Ed G.
    @EdG

    Tom Meyer, Ed.:

    Objectivist Libertarian Interventionist Ultranationalist Traditionalist

    A little overblown — objectivist? ultranationalist? srsly? — but not bad.

    Yeah, so far I find myself nodding along to many of the labels people are reporting, based on my interactions and impressions from Ricochet. Imperfect and unsubtle, but fairly accurate in a hand grenade sort of way.

    • #104
  15. Ed G. Member
    Ed G.
    @EdG

    Though, I have noticed we’re skewing heavily towards objectivists, anarchists, and libertarians.

    One thing about participating on Ricochet I never could stomach: all the damn objectivists.

    • #105
  16. hawk@haakondahl.com Member
    hawk@haakondahl.com
    @BallDiamondBall

    You are a: Conservative Libertarian Non-Interventionist Nationalist Fundamentalist

    Collectivism score: -67%

    Authoritarianism score: -50%

    Internationalism score: -17%

    Tribalism score: 33%

    Liberalism score: -83%

    This thing is very poorly worded.

    • #106
  17. Gaius Inactive
    Gaius
    @Gaius

    You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Non-Interventionist Nationalist Traditionalist

    Collectivism score: -83%
    Authoritarianism score: -100%
    Internationalism score: -17%
    Tribalism score: 17%
    Liberalism score: -17%

    I take issue with non-interventionist, but foreign policy views are hard to measure.

    • #107
  18. user_129539 Inactive
    user_129539
    @BrianClendinen

    Conservative Anti-Government Isolationist Cosmopolitan Fundamentalist

    I have no idea why it says I am an Isolationist when I answered maybe on most of the intervention questions.

    Collectivism score: -67%
    Authoritarianism score: -33%
    Internationalism score: -50%
    Tribalism score: -17%
    Liberalism score: -83%

    • #108
  19. user_75648 Thatcher
    user_75648
    @JohnHendrix

    You are a: Right-Leaning Anti-Government Nativist Traditionalist

    Collectivism score: -17%
    Authoritarianism score: -17%
    Internationalism score: 0%
    Tribalism score: 50%
    Liberalism score: -33%

    • #109
  20. Carey J. Inactive
    Carey J.
    @CareyJ

    According to the quiz, I am a conservative, libertarian, nationalist, reactionary.

    Collectivism score: -50%
    Authoritarianism score: -50%
    Internationalism score: 0%
    Tribalism score: 17%
    Liberalism score: -50%

    • #110
  21. Wylee Coyote Member
    Wylee Coyote
    @WyleeCoyote

    Conservative Anti-Government Cosmopolitan Traditionalist

    If I change my answer on the “Nuke ’em all” question to “Yes”, that upgrades me from “Cosmopolitan” to “Nationalist”.

    Always wondered where that line was.

    • #111
  22. Misthiocracy Member
    Misthiocracy
    @Misthiocracy

    Wylee Coyote: If I change my answer on the “Nuke ‘em all” question to “Yes”, that upgrades me from “Cosmopolitan” to “Nationalist”. Always wondered where that line was.

    For fun, I imagined how Skynet might answer the survey:

    You are a: Right-Leaning Authoritarian Nationalist Liberal

    Collectivism score: -33%
    Authoritarianism score: 67%
    Internationalism score: 0%
    Tribalism score: 17%
    Liberalism score: 17%

    I’m pretty sure Skynet is a “liberal” because it opposes racial profiling in favour of a strict “kill all humans” policy.

    • #112
  23. Midget Faded Rattlesnake Member
    Midget Faded Rattlesnake
    @Midge

    Wylee Coyote:If I change my answer on the “Nuke ‘em all” question to “Yes”, that upgrades me from “Cosmopolitan” to “Nationalist”.

    Always wondered where that line was.

    OTOH, I went from “cosmopolitan” to “nationalist” without changing my answer on the “nuke ’em all” question (I left it “maybe” both times). So the line isn’t just there.

    • #113
  24. Wylee Coyote Member
    Wylee Coyote
    @WyleeCoyote

    Midget Faded Rattlesnake:

      the “nuke ‘em all” question (I left it “maybe” both times).

    Apparently, Midge, you’re more ruthless than you let on.  :)

    • #114
  25. Misthiocracy Member
    Misthiocracy
    @Misthiocracy

    Wylee Coyote:

    Midget Faded Rattlesnake:

    the “nuke ‘em all” question (I left it “maybe” both times).

    Apparently, Midge, you’re more ruthless than you let on. :)

    Or not. It depends.

    • #115
  26. J Flei Inactive
    J Flei
    @Solon

    It said I was a whig!?!?

    • #116
  27. Misthiocracy Member
    Misthiocracy
    @Misthiocracy

    J Flei:It said I was a whig!?!?

    I would love it if that was actually an option.

    A sixth axis about one’s loyalty to the British crown would also be cool.

    • #117
  28. HeartofAmerica Inactive
    HeartofAmerica
    @HeartofAmerica

    Z in MT:

    HeartofAmerica:

    You are a: Conservative Anarchist Reactionary

    Collectivism score: -67% Authoritarianism score: -83% Internationalism score: 0% Tribalism score: 0% Liberalism score: -50%

    I resent being called reactionary. Down with this sort of thing!

    I actually like the reactionary label. I am kind of live and let live…until you p*ss me off and then I want to crush you.

    Oh yeah…you and I think alike!

    • #118
  29. user_385039 Inactive
    user_385039
    @donaldtodd

    Right-Leaning Libertarian Non-Interventionist Nativist Reactionary

    Really?  They got all of that from “maybe”?

    • #119
  30. user_358258 Inactive
    user_358258
    @RandyWebster
    • #120
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