Take the 5-Dimension Political Compass Quiz!

 

shutterstock_113785711I’d wager most of us are at least aware of The World’s Smallest Political Quiz (in which my results are “90% Libertarian”, with the extra 10% coming from quibbles over definitions).

Today, my Facebook feed is full of links to “The 5-Dimension Political Quiz,” also described by some as the “World’s Strangest Political Quiz”.

Many of  the folk who have posted this link on Facebook are generally being satirical about the results it spits out, but I rather think the label it gave me is pretty accurate.

It seems to take quibbles over definitions more seriously, and it also takes into account the difference between the values one believe are “good”, and one’s positions on the proper role of government.

According to the quiz, I’m a — wait for it —

Right-Leaning Libertarian Non-Interventionist Traditionalist“.

I can find little substantive fault with that label.

Collectivism score: -33%

Authoritarianism score: -67%

Internationalism score: -33%

Tribalism score: 0%

Liberalism score: -17%

What are you? Take the quiz and find out!

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  1. Misthiocracy Member
    Misthiocracy
    @Misthiocracy

    HeartofAmerica:Collectivism score: -67% Internationalism score: 0%

    “I don’t care what the military does abroad as long as they pay for it themselves!”

    ;-)

    • #61
  2. user_216080 Thatcher
    user_216080
    @DougKimball

    Conservative Anti-Government Non-Interventionist Nativist Fundamentalist

    • #62
  3. Z in MT Member
    Z in MT
    @ZinMT

    I am a

    Right-Leaning Libertarian Non-Interventionist Nationalist Reactionary

    Why is there no paste as plaintext option?

    • #63
  4. AIG Inactive
    AIG
    @AIG

    I don’t get how this “quiz” works. Apparently you’re a “non-interventionist” even if you answer yes/maybe to all the foreign policy questions, except the one on nuking everyone.

    By that definition, even John McCain would be a “non-interventionist”.

    • #64
  5. Z in MT Member
    Z in MT
    @ZinMT

    HeartofAmerica:

    You are a: Conservative Anarchist Reactionary

    Collectivism score: -67% Authoritarianism score: -83% Internationalism score: 0% Tribalism score: 0% Liberalism score: -50%

    I resent being called reactionary. Down with this sort of thing!

    I actually like the reactionary label.  I am kind of live and let live…until you p*ss me off and then I want to crush you.

    • #65
  6. Jimmy Carter Member
    Jimmy Carter
    @JimmyCarter

    Conservative, Anarchist, Total-Isolationist, Ultranationalist, Traditionalist

    Collectivism -67%

    Authoritarianism -100%

    Internationalism -83%

    Tribalism -100%

    Liberalism-33%

    Exactly where I need to be when I become Dictator of the Republic of TEXAS.

    • #66
  7. x Inactive
    x
    @CatoRand

    AIG:I don’t get how this “quiz” works. Apparently you’re a “non-interventionist” even if you answer yes/maybe to all the foreign policy questions, except the one on nuking everyone.

    By that definition, even John McCain would be a “non-interventionist”.

    I love that question.   Basically, “do you think we ought to just nuke everyone who pisses us off?”  I assume they have a “psychopath” option for anyone who says yes to that.

    • #67
  8. user_3444 Coolidge
    user_3444
    @JosephStanko

    Misthiocracy: So, if I’m interpreting the axes correctly, your results indicate that you think  people are much better off when they follow God’s rules of personal behaviour, you don’t think the government should force them to do that, and you think that society should maybe pick up the tab a little bit, at least sometimes, when individuals screw up their own lives.

    Actually that does sound pretty accurate.

    • #68
  9. user_3444 Coolidge
    user_3444
    @JosephStanko

    AIG: I don’t get how this “quiz” works. Apparently you’re a “non-interventionist” even if you answer yes/maybe to all the foreign policy questions, except the one on nuking everyone.

    I got Interventionist, and I answered No to #26 (“We should just nuke our enemies”).

    • #69
  10. Tazio Inactive
    Tazio
    @Tazio

    You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Non-Interventionist Moderate

    • Collectivism score: -100%
    • Authoritarianism score: -100%
    • Internationalism score: -33%
    • Tribalism score: 0%
    • Liberalism score: 0%

    Can’t argue with any of that.  Two thumbs up.

    • #70
  11. Mike H Inactive
    Mike H
    @MikeH

    I got objectivist anarchist non-interventionist cosmopolitan moderate.

    I think “individualist” should be replaced for “objectivist,” but otherwise I was satisfied with my labels.

    • #71
  12. user_137118 Member
    user_137118
    @DeanMurphy

    Conservative Non-Interventionist Reactionary

    Collectivism score: -67%
    Authoritarianism score: 0%
    Internationalism score: -17%
    Tribalism score: 0%
    Liberalism score: -50%

    I don’t *feel* tardy…

    • #72
  13. Klaatu Inactive
    Klaatu
    @Klaatu

    You are a: Right-Leaning Libertarian Interventionist Nationalist Fundamentalist

    Collectivism score: -33%
    Authoritarianism score: -50%
    Internationalism score: 33%
    Tribalism score: 33%
    Liberalism score: -83%

    • #73
  14. Lucy Pevensie Inactive
    Lucy Pevensie
    @LucyPevensie

    You are a: Right-Leaning Anti-Government Nationalist Reactionary

    Collectivism score: -17%
    Authoritarianism score: -33%
    Internationalism score: 0%
    Tribalism score: 17%
    Liberalism score: -67%

    In another quiz I just took,  I am

    Peaceful, Calm, and Relaxed

    Being around you is like being in a natural paradise full of peace and tranquility. Good-natured and steady, you calm everyone down. You are fearless and have a relaxed and laid back personality.

    • #74
  15. kylez Member
    kylez
    @kylez

    After skipping several questions and answering “maybe” on a few, I am a “Conservative Libertarian Isolationist Nationalist Reactionary”.

    What kind of a question is “we should just nuke other countries.”? Is that a position?

    • #75
  16. user_986247 Inactive
    user_986247
    @luly

    You are a: Conservative Libertarian Isolationist Nationalist Reactionary

    Collectivism score: -67%
    Authoritarianism score: -67%
    Internationalism score: -67%
    Tribalism score: 33%
    Liberalism score: -67%

    Yikes.  Really?

    • #76
  17. SteveSc Member
    SteveSc
    @SteveSc

    I am a Objectivist Libertarian Nativist Reactionary…

    Collectivism score: -100%

    Authoritarianism score: -67%

    Internationalism score: 0%

    Tribalism score: 50%

    Liberalism score: -67%

    • #77
  18. MJBubba Member
    MJBubba
    @

             -Right-Leaning Anti-Government Non-Interventionist Reactionary

         Collectivism score: -17%     Authoritarianism score: -33%     Internationalism score: -17%     Tribalism score: 0%     Liberalism score: -67%

    • #78
  19. Midget Faded Rattlesnake Member
    Midget Faded Rattlesnake
    @Midge

    Cato Rand:

    AIG:I don’t get how this “quiz” works. Apparently you’re a “non-interventionist” even if you answer yes/maybe to all the foreign policy questions, except the one on nuking everyone.

    I love that question. Basically, “do you think we ought to just nuke everyone who pisses us off?” I assume they have a “psychopath” option for anyone who says yes to that.

    And you can still be classified as a “cosmopolitan” “isolationist” if you answer “maybe” to that question.

    kylez: What kind of a question is “we should just nuke other countries.”? Is that a position?

    <Shrug.>

    • #79
  20. Sabrdance Member
    Sabrdance
    @Sabrdance

    “Rubble Doesn’t Cause Trouble.”

    Though while I might bluster from time to time on the point of paving particularly bothersome enemies in glass, it is generally to make the opposite point: if you aren’t willing to go to the mattresses militarily with our enemies, it is better not to start anything in the first place.

    • #80
  21. Kozak Member
    Kozak
    @Kozak

    You are a: Objectivist Libertarian Isolationist Nativist Traditionalist

    Collectivism score: -100%
    Authoritarianism score: -50%
    Internationalism score: -67%
    Tribalism score: 67%
    Liberalism score: -33%

    love it….

    • #81
  22. user_3444 Coolidge
    user_3444
    @JosephStanko

    kylez: What kind of a question is “we should just nuke other countries.”? Is that a position?

    Apparently, yes.

    • #82
  23. Snirtler Inactive
    Snirtler
    @Snirtler

    You are a: Right-Leaning Anarchist Cosmopolitan Reactionary

    Collectivism score: -33%
    Authoritarianism score: -83%
    Internationalism score: 0%
    Tribalism score: -33%
    Liberalism score: -67%

    Am I a reactionary for decrying the decline of the traditional family?

    • #83
  24. Midget Faded Rattlesnake Member
    Midget Faded Rattlesnake
    @Midge

    Snirtler:
    Am I a reactionary for decrying the decline of the traditional family?

    No.  As far as I can tell, I maximally decried the decline of the traditional family in my survey responses and was only labeled a “traditionalist”.

    (I missed the snirtling, so I’m happy to see you back :-) )

    • #84
  25. AIG Inactive
    AIG
    @AIG

    Joseph Stanko:

    kylez: What kind of a question is “we should just nuke other countries.”? Is that a position?

    Apparently, yes.

    Doh!!

    homer_computer_doh

    • #85
  26. Kozak Member
    Kozak
    @Kozak

    If you answer “maybe” to everything you get

    Rob Long Hollywood Rino Squish

    Well actually you get a lousy 2 word descriptor

    “Centrist Moderate”

    • #86
  27. Kozak Member
    Kozak
    @Kozak
    • #87
  28. Kozak Member
    Kozak
    @Kozak

    AIG: AIG Joseph Stanko: kylez: What kind of a question is “we should just nuke other countries.”? Is that a position? Apparently, yes.

    I gave that a maybe…

    • #88
  29. user_648492 Lincoln
    user_648492
    @MichaelBrehm

    Right-Leaning Anti-Government Non-Interventionist Nativist Reactionary

    Collectivism score: -17%
    Authoritarianism score: -33%
    Internationalism score: -33%
    Tribalism score: 67%
    Liberalism score: -50%

    I think I got this result because I answered yes to that question about whether I would approve of a “Mad-Max” style biker gang barbecuing and eating the entire UN. ;-)

    • #89
  30. user_423975 Coolidge
    user_423975
    @BrandonShafer

    You are a: Conservative Libertarian Interventionist Nativist Traditionalist

    Collectivism score: -50%
    Authoritarianism score: -67%
    Internationalism score: 17%
    Tribalism score: 67%
    Liberalism score: -33%

    • #90
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