First-World Predicaments

 

shutterstock_164988680So, I’m reclining in a chair at the bedside of an old man, asleep, in a nursing home. Life is easy when the senile sleep.

On the other side of my chair is a coffee table with a single item, taunting me: a container of delicious cookies.

The catch is that it’s one of those clear plastic snap containers they sell in the bakeries of supermarkets.  If I try to open it, the loud snapping will undoubtedly wake my slumbering charge.

Diabolical!

What are some first-world problems you have encountered lately?

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  1. tabula rasa Inactive
    tabula rasa
    @tabularasa

    Julia PA:

    tabula rasa:My Kindle Fire. Just downloaded (free) the complete works of Dickens in less than sixty seconds. Not fast enough.

    I have a MBPro, no kindle. no tablet. no smartfone. I just realized I am third world.

    Julia:  Looks more like fourth world to me.

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  2. Howellis Inactive
    Howellis
    @ManWiththeAxe

    Some people have ebola, and some people have been overrun by ISIS, and some are worried that the Russians are about to invade, but John Kerry and I are horrified by the thought that in 100 years the world will probably be a degree warmer than it is now.

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  3. Misthiocracy Member
    Misthiocracy
    @Misthiocracy

    When the number next to “Alerts” has three digits.  How can I get through them all?!?!

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  4. Misthiocracy Member
    Misthiocracy
    @Misthiocracy

    Aaron Miller:You know, Yeti, as much as I love some Weird Al from time to time, the music to that song is awful.

    Some people just aren’t fans of The Pixies, I guess.

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