Your Favorite Band Sucks

 

There. I said it. All you classic rock types can fight me. The following bands are overrated and are hereby banned from their never-ending song rotations on the radio:

Rush. Canada’s greatest export? Sure. But still not good.

The Eagles. Prolific, yes. Good? Maybe in the beginning. Still good after all this time? Nope. They’re old and Hotel California is probably still the most overplayed song ever.

Nirvana. Did they become the poster boys for Grunge? Yes. Was it a new sound that they were advancing? Yes. But after two albums, it was enough. If Cobain hadn’t self-destructed, there’s still no guarantee that he would’ve done anything of value. He was already tired of playing and his lyrics and music were getting too predictable.

Bob Dylan. Inventive. Useful. Interesting. Nonsensical. The man hasn’t done anything good in years. This includes having a son that also became famous on his dad’s coattails (see, “The Wallflowers”). While his initial poetry turned folk-jam was good in its time, that time has been passed for a very long time. People continue to see him for nostalgia purposes. Not because he’s good anymore or has produced anything of value.

There are others, but I think four will do. Who is on your list? Why are they awful? Vent your spleen here!

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  1. Stina Member
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    Stina (View Comment):

    Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    TheRightNurse: Your Favorite Band Sucks

    Eh … what do you know ’bout music?

    I think I saw those guys at Germanfest.

    I know a group of family singers that perform at Octoberfest and they are better than that :p

    I went to high school with this guy’s three kids, lol. Always wanted to sing a duet with his oldest daughter. Fantastic alto.

    http://www.swingingbavarians.com/videos.htm

     

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  2. Django Member
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    TBA (View Comment):

    I take issue with your outrageous dissing of Very Important Rock Icons and am outraged by the callous criticisms of Classic Bands in the name of Conservatism, Tradition, Drugs and Apple Pie!

    I mean, you’re absolutely right, but still.

    I hate to advocate sex, drugs, and violence, but they’ve always worked for me. 

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  3. JustmeinAZ Member
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    You don’t have to worry about any of these if you just keep your dial on a classic country station.

     

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  4. Dotorimuk Coolidge
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    D.A. Venters (View Comment):

    The only one I’d fight you on is Dylan. I know some people go way overboard, and most of his recent stuff is not great, but I think his contribution to music and literature, and the combination of those things, make it difficult to overrate him. Plus, he’s rarely on the radio, even on classic stations.

    And to be fair, he is 80 years old, so he’s not going to be able to do much for you lately. That said, he did have one new song last year that I think is really great called Key West (Philosopher Pirate). He sounds like an 80 year old man on that one, but that’s alright because it fits with the song, which seems to be about an old man, who knows the end is near, dreaming of a place where he can rest and think back on his life and be surrounded by calmness and beauty. That’s what I get from it anyway.

    I think he’s been pretty steadily good-great other than a patch in the ‘80s.

     

     

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  5. KirkianWanderer Inactive
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    Isn’t Dylan’s best stuff what was written by him but performed (“covered”) by others who are actually understandable?

    Ron Wood did do a very nice cover of “Seven Days”: 

    (They show Ringo on the drums, but they were actually done by Mick Fleetwood on this track, and Charlie Watts on the rest of the album).

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  6. KirkianWanderer Inactive
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    Django (View Comment):

    I don’t care for Lou Reed, Led Zeppelin, Boston, Van Halen, but if they float your boat listen all you want. Just not around me, please.

    I’ve discovered, through trying a lot of other classic rock bands, that the only one I actually like is the Stones. Probably because it’s a blues band (incorporating a lot of other elements as time goes on, but still fundamentally connected to that) with a jazz drummer who can swing. Also, I would guess, because I grew up listening almost exclusively to classical, jazz, and, to a lesser extent, old school blues. 

    Although all of my music teachers were huge Beatles fans. Never liked them (the band) much either. 

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  7. kedavis Coolidge
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    I’ll take Blondie over the Beatles any day.

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  8. OccupantCDN Coolidge
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    Foreigner? The original Nickelback.

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  9. Chris Oler Coolidge
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    James Salerno (View Comment):

    There’s a special place in hell for Dave Matthews Band fans.

    One of the most boring concerts I’ve ever been to. I enjoyed Hootie immensely more (I recall they played Kool and the Gang’s “Get Down on It” and really rocked it).

    R.E.M. was another difficult concert to get through. “Everybody Hurts” live? C’mon, man!

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  10. Vince Guerra Inactive
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    The Cynthonian (View Comment):
    ETA:  Nirvana doesn’t count as classic rock in my book.  The “Classic Rock” period dates from the 60s through the 80s.   Nirvana didn’t hit it big till the 90s (as far as I can recall) and is too late and too grunge to qualify.

    Neither is Dylan. And I agree with you that both he and Nirvana suck. My adamance on the latter caused me to lose all respect for my girlfriend at the time of his death as she and her friend spent all afternoon glued to MTV’s continuous vigil, while I rolled my eyes next to them on the sofa wishing they’d just move on to Beavis and Butthead already. 

    Now for some real classic rock:  

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  11. E. Kent Golding Moderator
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    I love Pandora (the cellphone app, not the band).   Pick your bands or stations and hit shuffle,  and it is like a personalized radio station.   Ads appear customized to the artists and genres of music.   Canadian Brass,  Gordon Lightfoot,  Barenaked Ladies, Feist,    Blue Rodeo , Tragically Hip and many others were better Canadian Exports than Rush.  Even like Metric better.

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  12. Randy Webster Inactive
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    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    My hate for “the eagles” knows no bounds.

    You know that reaction You get when a song comes on the radio and within the first few seconds You git the urge to change the channel?

    By the second note of an eagles’ song I punch the radio… hard.

    My wife feels the same about Alabama.

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  13. MWD B612 "Dawg" Member
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    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    My hate for “the eagles” knows no bounds.

    You know that reaction You get when a song comes on the radio and within the first few seconds You git the urge to change the channel?

    By the second note of an eagles’ song I punch the radio… hard.

    My wife feels the same about Alabama.

    I do this with Elton John.

    I can’t think of many “classic rock” bands I really despise. But then again, that was the soundtrack of my youth (let’s say late ’60s – 1981). Do I think some songs are overplayed? Yep (looking at you “Hotel California,” “Walk This Way,” and “Sweet Home Alabama”). But there are some songs that deserve more play (looking at you “Pretty Maids All in a Row” and “The Ballad of Curtis Loew”). Maybe it’s not that the bands suck, but you’re tired of hearing the same tunes over and over and….

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  14. James Salerno Inactive
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    Chris Oler (View Comment):

    James Salerno (View Comment):

    There’s a special place in hell for Dave Matthews Band fans.

    One of the most boring concerts I’ve ever been to. I enjoyed Hootie immensely more (I recall they played Kool and the Gang’s “Get Down on It” and really rocked it).

    R.E.M. was another difficult concert to get through. “Everybody Hurts” live? C’mon, man!

    Funny story, DMB was actually one of the best concerts I ever attended. Me and a friend somehow ended up with free tickets and went with a DMB super fan. The show was at a Six Flags amusement park with an outdoor stadium. We dropped off our buddy so he could enjoy the show while we walked around the park slamming our $12 beers. Later that night, a severe thunderstorm hit. Buckets of rain coming down. We were all separated by that point. We cut through the amusement park on the way from our hotel to the stadium, and I decided to take the same way back, even though the amusement park was now closed. I was hiding under one of those hit-the-target-win-a-prize stands that was shuttered for the night. The rain was really coming down and I needed cover to use my phone. My friends must have been thinking the same thing, as I saw them hiding under mini golf props and park rides. We converged in the middle of the park and planned our way back to the hotel. Unfortunately, none of us were really fit to lead the way at that point, so the next couple hours were spent wandering around the abandoned amusement park, trying to find the way. An abandoned amusement park in a severe storm is like a scene from a zombie movie. It was a once in a lifetime experience. After finding cover under various Smoky the Bear statues and roller coaster cars, we eventually found our way back to the hotel.

    Our Dave Matthews super fan friend really enjoyed the concert, and so did we, even though we don’t remember a single thing from the actual show.

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  15. Jimmy Carter Member
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    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    My hate for “the eagles” knows no bounds.

    You know that reaction You get when a song comes on the radio and within the first few seconds You git the urge to change the channel?

    By the second note of an eagles’ song I punch the radio… hard.

    My wife feels the same about Alabama.

    Blasphemy!

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  16. Hoyacon Member
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    Umm, let’s see.

    The Eagles write melodic songs — lots of them.

    They do actual harmonies.

    They could actually play live

    They have Joe Walsh.

    But classic rock- over which they have no control-overplays Hotel California and Life in the Fast Lane

    Yeah, let’s hate ‘em

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  17. Randy Webster Inactive
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    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    Umm, let’s see.

    The Eagles write melodic songs — lots of them.

    They do actual harmonies.

    They can actually play live

    They have Joe Walsh.

    But classic rock- over which they have no control-overplays Hotel California and Life in the Fast Lane

    Yeah, let’s hate ‘em

    I liked their first album, and Desperado was great.  I don’t listen to enough radio to hear anything overplayed.

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  18. Randy Webster Inactive
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    Randy Webster (View Comment):

    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    Umm, let’s see.

    The Eagles write melodic songs — lots of them.

    They do actual harmonies.

    They can actually play live

    They have Joe Walsh.

    But classic rock- over which they have no control-overplays Hotel California and Life in the Fast Lane

    Yeah, let’s hate ‘em

    I liked their first album, and Desperado was great. I don’t listen to enough radio to here anything overplayed.

    And I also liked The James Gang.

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  19. Mark Alexander Inactive
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    Dylan? No. Casualties of Cool? Yes. (Not classic rock, but worth a listen.)

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  20. MWD B612 "Dawg" Member
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    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    Umm, let’s see.

    The Eagles write melodic songs — lots of them.

    They do actual harmonies.

    They could actually play live

    They have Joe Walsh.

    But classic rock- over which they have no control-overplays Hotel California and Life in the Fast Lane

    Yeah, let’s hate ‘em

    Here’s some proof of this comment:

     

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  21. Michael Brehm Lincoln
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    When I was a young man and foolish, I hated John Mellencamp, Bruce Springsteen, and Bob Seeger. Now that I am older, and wiser in the ways of the world, I transferred my hatred previously reserved for Bob Seeger onto Bruce Springsteen, where it rightfully belongs.

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  22. D.A. Venters Inactive
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    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    Umm, let’s see.

    The Eagles write melodic songs — lots of them.

    They do actual harmonies.

    They could actually play live

    They have Joe Walsh.

    But classic rock- over which they have no control-overplays Hotel California and Life in the Fast Lane

    Yeah, let’s hate ‘em

    I agree.  It’s fashionable to hate on the Eagles these days, but those things are cyclical.  Eventually, some music critic will say something like, “You know, everybody dumps on the Eagles, but actually ‘The Last Resort’ is a actually a really good piece of music, with some actual thoughtful composition, interesting key and tempo changes, and lyrics that all fit together in a really solid work.  And how about ‘Wasted Time?’ – what a pretty song.”   And then there will be a revival in their reputation. 

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  23. D.A. Venters Inactive
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    Michael Brehm (View Comment):

    When I was a young man and foolish, I hated John Mellencamp, Bruce Springsteen, and Bob Seeger. Now that I am older, and wiser in the ways of the world, I transferred my hatred previously reserved for Bob Seeger onto Bruce Springsteen, where it rightfully belongs.

    Springsteen – another one for whom it is getting fashionable to express disdain.  But that’s absurd.  Springsteen’s songs are genius, among the best of his era.  That’s a hill I’ll die on.  He’s also underplayed on the classic stations, in my opinion. 

    Listen to classic rock radio, and you’ll hear some godawful Lynyrd Skynyrd thing like “Oooh, That Smell,” fifty times before you hear Springsteen’s glorious “Thunder Road.”  I don’t get it.   (I’m not trying to diss Skynyrd.  I like a lot of their songs, too.  But they’re way overplayed.)

    I love Bob Seger , too.  Like Springsteen, for some reason, Seger’s best songs aren’t played as often as some of his lesser ones (looking at you “Old Time Rock n’ Roll”).

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  24. The Cynthonian Inactive
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    Michael Brehm (View Comment):

    When I was a young man and foolish, I hated John Mellencamp, Bruce Springsteen, and Bob Seeger. Now that I am older, and wiser in the ways of the world, I transferred my hatred previously reserved for Bob Seeger onto Bruce Springsteen, where it rightfully belongs.

    Springsteen can’t sing.  He just kinda shouts.

    Thanks for reminding me that I can’t stand John Mellencamp either.  

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  25. Randy Webster Inactive
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    D.A. Venters (View Comment):

    Michael Brehm (View Comment):

    When I was a young man and foolish, I hated John Mellencamp, Bruce Springsteen, and Bob Seeger. Now that I am older, and wiser in the ways of the world, I transferred my hatred previously reserved for Bob Seeger onto Bruce Springsteen, where it rightfully belongs.

    Springsteen – another one for whom it is getting fashionable to express disdain. But that’s absurd. Springsteen’s songs are genius, among the best of his era. That’s a hill I’ll die on. He’s also underplayed on the classic stations, in my opinion.

    Listen to classic rock radio, and you’ll hear some godawful Lynyrd Skynyrd thing like “Oooh, That Smell,” fifty times before you hear Springsteen’s glorious “Thunder Road.” I don’t get it. (I’m not trying to diss Skynyrd. I like a lot of their songs, too. But they’re way overplayed.)

    I love Bob Seger , too. Like Springsteen, for some reason, Seger’s best songs aren’t played as often as some of his lesser ones (looking at you “Old Time Rock n’ Roll”).

    Born to Run, the only Springsteen I ever owned, was a killer album.

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  26. Craig Inactive
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    TheRightNurse: Nirvana.  Did they become the poster boys for Grunge?  Yes.

    No, the poster boys were Mudhoney, always were. 

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  27. Vince Guerra Inactive
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    The Cynthonian (View Comment):

    Michael Brehm (View Comment):

    When I was a young man and foolish, I hated John Mellencamp, Bruce Springsteen, and Bob Seeger. Now that I am older, and wiser in the ways of the world, I transferred my hatred previously reserved for Bob Seeger onto Bruce Springsteen, where it rightfully belongs.

    Springsteen can’t sing. He just kinda shouts.

    Thanks for reminding me that I can’t stand John Mellencamp either.

    Suprisingly, John Mellencamp was one of the best live performances I’ve ever seen. I liked him, but only the way one likes a good chili – good but certainly not great. Even still, I gotta give the guy his props. 

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  28. Chris Oler Coolidge
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    James Salerno (View Comment):
    Our Dave Matthews super fan friend really enjoyed the concert, and so did we, even though we don’t remember a single thing from the actual show.

    THIS portion of the story is very similar to a Smashing Pumpkins concert I’m pretty sure I attended. Barely knew the band, but had a raucous good time.

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  29. Hoyacon Member
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    D.A. Venters (View Comment):

    Michael Brehm (View Comment):

    When I was a young man and foolish, I hated John Mellencamp, Bruce Springsteen, and Bob Seeger. Now that I am older, and wiser in the ways of the world, I transferred my hatred previously reserved for Bob Seeger onto Bruce Springsteen, where it rightfully belongs.

    Springsteen – another one for whom it is getting fashionable to express disdain. But that’s absurd. Springsteen’s songs are genius, among the best of his era. That’s a hill I’ll die on. He’s also underplayed on the classic stations, in my opinion.

    We’ve discussed this before, I think, but the disdain for Springsteen doesn’t seem to me to be music related, or, if so, only as an adjunct to his rather annoying personna.  Dylan has successfully navigated these waters.

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  30. Judge Mental Member
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    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    D.A. Venters (View Comment):

    Michael Brehm (View Comment):

    When I was a young man and foolish, I hated John Mellencamp, Bruce Springsteen, and Bob Seeger. Now that I am older, and wiser in the ways of the world, I transferred my hatred previously reserved for Bob Seeger onto Bruce Springsteen, where it rightfully belongs.

    Springsteen – another one for whom it is getting fashionable to express disdain. But that’s absurd. Springsteen’s songs are genius, among the best of his era. That’s a hill I’ll die on. He’s also underplayed on the classic stations, in my opinion.

    We’ve discussed this before, I think, but the disdain for Springsteen doesn’t seem to me to be music related.

    It is for me.  You’d think that after 50+ years of playing guitar he’d be better at it.  But every time I’ve seen video of him live it looks like he’s wrestling the guitar, and losing.

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