Your Favorite Band Sucks

 

There. I said it. All you classic rock types can fight me. The following bands are overrated and are hereby banned from their never-ending song rotations on the radio:

Rush. Canada’s greatest export? Sure. But still not good.

The Eagles. Prolific, yes. Good? Maybe in the beginning. Still good after all this time? Nope. They’re old and Hotel California is probably still the most overplayed song ever.

Nirvana. Did they become the poster boys for Grunge? Yes. Was it a new sound that they were advancing? Yes. But after two albums, it was enough. If Cobain hadn’t self-destructed, there’s still no guarantee that he would’ve done anything of value. He was already tired of playing and his lyrics and music were getting too predictable.

Bob Dylan. Inventive. Useful. Interesting. Nonsensical. The man hasn’t done anything good in years. This includes having a son that also became famous on his dad’s coattails (see, “The Wallflowers”). While his initial poetry turned folk-jam was good in its time, that time has been passed for a very long time. People continue to see him for nostalgia purposes. Not because he’s good anymore or has produced anything of value.

There are others, but I think four will do. Who is on your list? Why are they awful? Vent your spleen here!

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  1. Dotorimuk Coolidge
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    Archibald Campbell (View Comment):

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    RyanFalcone (View Comment):
    The only performers that honestly seem to me to actually “suck” despite their fame are Springsteen and The Grateful Dead.

    What? Bruce Springsteen sucks, and I’ve been shouting that from the roof tops since high school, but the Grateful Dead? No way. The older I get, the more I love them. I listen to Grateful Dead channel for hours on end when I’m in the car.

     

    Hard to beat Uncle John’s Band.

    The first disc of the live album One from the Vault is essential summertime listening, for me anyway. But, hey, I’ll admit Two from the Vault was pretty darn bad. A fallible band that is lovely when hitting stride.

    That’s the problem with declarations of total putridity: there’s always an exception. As far as I am concerned, with the exception of Uncle John’s Band and Keep on Truckin’, everything the Grateful Dead did could disappear, leaving the universe a better place. Even Springsteen has songs I like.

    Workingman’s Dead and American Beauty are great albums to me. I like them because they’re song oriented, without any jamming.

    I’ve always been a Dead hater, but I listened to American Beauty recently, and it’s a good roots-rock record. Without the interminable jamming and a modicum of discipline, those guys could turn out some good songs. Plus it has “Truckin’” my favorite Dead song by a mile.

    And “Ripple!”

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  2. Chris Oler Coolidge
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    Archibald Campbell (View Comment):

    Workingman’s Dead and American Beauty are great albums to me. I like them because they’re song oriented, without any jamming.

    I’ve always been a Dead hater, but I listened to American Beauty recently, and it’s a good roots-rock record. Without the interminable jamming and a modicum of discipline, those guys could turn out some good songs.  Plus it has “Truckin’” my favorite Dead song by a mile.

    Here’s some interminable jamming, open-ended, with plenty of discipline by, well, maybe the best. No band can jam live without skill and discipline, but I do understand and sympathize with your point. Dead, Inc. just was meant for the road, I think. 

     

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