Insidious or Inane?

 

Yesterday as I was preparing to fly out of Baltimore airport, I wandered past a coffee shop I hadn’t seen before: Green Beans Coffee Co. Since I imagined I must still be caffeine-deprived after two gigantic seder meals, delicious holiday lunches, and visiting with warm and generous people, I wanted just a simple cup of hot and tasty coffee.

As I approached the kiosk, I noticed that the person in front of me was filling out a form. I assumed she might be completing a job application.

She wasn’t.

When she finished writing on the form that was on a clipboard, I could see the cover sheet:

Valued Guests: Could you kindly fill out the Covid-19 Contact Tracing Sheet, Please.

Seriously? Yes.

Note that it wasn’t really a request or a question: it was a demand.

To be sure I was understanding their “request,” I asked the one person behind the counter whether I could still buy coffee if I didn’t complete the list.

She said no.

By the way, the first column asked for the “guests” name, the second column asked for phone number, and I couldn’t see the third. It could have been asking for an email address. Or perhaps it asked the time of day.

When she said I essentially had to sign it, I said that information is none of your business and walked away.

Just down the concourse was a Cinnabon that sold coffee. (And no, I didn’t buy any of their goodies.) There was no tracing sheet to complete and the coffee was half the price. I bought one and returned to Green Beans to capture a photo of the cover sheet. Afterward, I regretted not telling the other people in line that they could buy coffee at half the price at Cinnabon’s. I didn’t think of saying anything until long after I was home.

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I am so tired of companies and organizations who think they can invade our private lives and there’s nothing wrong with it. After all, it’s for a greater cause. Right?

My foot.

I plan to call the headquarters which are in California later today to see if they can tell me how they plan to use that information to help deal with Covid; if the list appears in all their locations; and if staff are instructed not to serve a customer who won’t sign in. I’m going to guess that they have no clue about how they will use the information. I suspect it’s just virtue signaling since they are headquartered in CA.

The shame of it is that their cause is a good one. They are dedicated to serving members of the service and related organizations. A hint to their “woke” approach appears on their website:

In 2018 we rebranded Green Beans Coffee and re-dedicated ourselves to being a forward-thinking Millennial-relevant food & beverage concessionaire willing to take chances. That forward thinking shows in our striking, modern “Elevated Kiosk” under construction now in SFO’s Terminal 3, and our store in the International Terminal.

I’ll let you draw your own conclusions.

A cup of coffee can be pretty darned expensive, in more ways than one.

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  1. Chuck Coolidge
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    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious

    That’s gross! ;-)

    I’d try it. But with a side order of trepidation.

    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake. And people dip their french fries into their milkshakes. I’ve heard of people putting aged balsamic vinegar on their vanilla ice cream. And Ace of Spades recently touted chocolate covered bacon. So, somebody must like sweet and savory together.

    And I make chicken with pineapple, coconut and oyster sauce and soy sauce.

    A little coconut goes a long way: For me, just thinking about it is enough.

    The only phrase I want to hear in reference to coconut is “we’re all out.”

    Some say, An apple a day keeps the doctor away. In Trinidad they say, Coconut water is good for your daughter. And I do believe it’s true.

    I don’t have a daughter.

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    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious

    That’s gross! ;-)

    I’d try it. But with a side order of trepidation.

    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake. And people dip their french fries into their milkshakes. I’ve heard of people putting aged balsamic vinegar on their vanilla ice cream. And Ace of Spades recently touted chocolate covered bacon. So, somebody must like sweet and savory together.

    And I make chicken with pineapple, coconut and oyster sauce and soy sauce.

    A little coconut goes a long way: For me, just thinking about it is enough.

    For actual coconut, I especially dislike the texture.  As kids, mom made a chocolate cake with some coconut mixed in, we called it “chocolate wormy cake.”

    But coconut vinegar has no “wormy” texture and it does very nicely for tenderizing meats without just making them “sour” the way regular vinegar does.

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    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious

    That’s gross! ;-)

    I’d try it. But with a side order of trepidation.

    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake. And people dip their french fries into their milkshakes. I’ve heard of people putting aged balsamic vinegar on their vanilla ice cream. And Ace of Spades recently touted chocolate covered bacon. So, somebody must like sweet and savory together.

    And I make chicken with pineapple, coconut and oyster sauce and soy sauce.

    A little coconut goes a long way: For me, just thinking about it is enough.

    The only phrase I want to hear in reference to coconut is “we’re all out.”

    Some say, An apple a day keeps the doctor away. In Trinidad they say, Coconut water is good for your daughter. And I do believe it’s true.

    I don’t have a daughter.

    Are you suuure?  That’s okay, it works for everyone.

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    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious

    That’s gross! ;-)

    I’d try it. But with a side order of trepidation.

    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake. And people dip their french fries into their milkshakes. I’ve heard of people putting aged balsamic vinegar on their vanilla ice cream. And Ace of Spades recently touted chocolate covered bacon. So, somebody must like sweet and savory together.

    And I make chicken with pineapple, coconut and oyster sauce and soy sauce.

    A little coconut goes a long way: For me, just thinking about it is enough.

    The only phrase I want to hear in reference to coconut is “we’re all out.”

    Some say, An apple a day keeps the doctor away. In Trinidad they say, Coconut water is good for your daughter. And I do believe it’s true.

    I don’t have a daughter.

    Are you suuure? That’s okay, it works for everyone.

    I for one do not want to deprive someone’s daughter of her cocoanut water. That would be a terrible thing to do. She can have mine.

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  5. Flicker Coolidge
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    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious

    That’s gross! ;-)

    I’d try it. But with a side order of trepidation.

    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake. And people dip their french fries into their milkshakes. I’ve heard of people putting aged balsamic vinegar on their vanilla ice cream. And Ace of Spades recently touted chocolate covered bacon. So, somebody must like sweet and savory together.

    And I make chicken with pineapple, coconut and oyster sauce and soy sauce.

    A little coconut goes a long way: For me, just thinking about it is enough.

    The only phrase I want to hear in reference to coconut is “we’re all out.”

    Some say, An apple a day keeps the doctor away. In Trinidad they say, Coconut water is good for your daughter. And I do believe it’s true.

    I don’t have a daughter.

    Are you suuure? That’s okay, it works for everyone.

    I for one do not want to deprive someone’s daughter of her cocoanut water. That would be a terrible thing to do. She can have mine.

    Thank you.  She’s feeling a little dehydrated.

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    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious

    That’s gross! ;-)

    I’d try it. But with a side order of trepidation.

    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake. And people dip their french fries into their milkshakes. I’ve heard of people putting aged balsamic vinegar on their vanilla ice cream. And Ace of Spades recently touted chocolate covered bacon. So, somebody must like sweet and savory together.

    And I make chicken with pineapple, coconut and oyster sauce and soy sauce.

    A little coconut goes a long way: For me, just thinking about it is enough.

    The only phrase I want to hear in reference to coconut is “we’re all out.”

    Some say, An apple a day keeps the doctor away. In Trinidad they say, Coconut water is good for your daughter. And I do believe it’s true.

    I don’t have a daughter.

    Are you suuure? That’s okay, it works for everyone.

    Tried to find a gif of Justin Wilson saying “I gawrontee” but ran out of patience.

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  7. dukenaltum Inactive
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    Totalitarianism is fun and low-cost moral superiority affirming while the Gulag is relatively empty, but they will get around to you eventually and your database of Covid-19 tracked customers will not be that impressive. 

    Trading your freedom for a cup of coffee doesn’t seem prudent.   

     

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  8. The Reticulator Member
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    Trading your freedom for a cup of coffee doesn’t seem prudent.   

     

    Depends on whether or not it’s good coffee. Starbucks? No.

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    @ Susan Quinn, maybe you just need to start another conversation. 😁

    Nah. People are still welcome to post on the original OP and ignore you itinerants!

    <3

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    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake.

    There is something about the combination of salt and sweet (in the right proportions) that is really good. When I was a kid having an after school snack, I liked to alternate bites of cake with a potato chip.

    I say the four food groups are sugar, salt, flour and alcohol. And the more at one time the better Thus, the delightful confection baba au rhum.

    One of The Who’s better songs. 

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    You can put bacon in it, though. You can put bacon in anything.

    Uh. . . not really . . .

    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious.

    Added: Oh. that’s not kosher, though. Nevermind.

    From today’s Ace of Spades:

     

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    You can put bacon in it, though. You can put bacon in anything.

    Uh. . . not really . . .

    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious.

    Added: Oh. that’s not kosher, though. Nevermind.

    From today’s Ace of Spades:

    Not seeing anything, just a small square something.

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    You can put bacon in it, though. You can put bacon in anything.

    Uh. . . not really . . .

    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious.

    Added: Oh. that’s not kosher, though. Nevermind.

    From today’s Ace of Spades:

     

    Let me know if this works.  Ace has has a major catastrophe with its servers and is running a different software I believe.

    [Last try]

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    You can put bacon in it, though. You can put bacon in anything.

    Uh. . . not really . . .

    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious.

    Added: Oh. that’s not kosher, though. Nevermind.

    From today’s Ace of Spades:

     

    Let me know if this works. Ace has has a major catastrophe with its servers and is running a different software I believe.

    Still don’t see anything.

    • #135
  16. Flicker Coolidge
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    You can put bacon in it, though. You can put bacon in anything.

    Uh. . . not really . . .

    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious.

    Added: Oh. that’s not kosher, though. Nevermind.

    From today’s Ace of Spades:

     

    Let me know if this works. Ace has has a major catastrophe with its servers and is running a different software I believe.

    Still don’t see anything.

    I’ve been, but one more time.

     

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    You can put bacon in it, though. You can put bacon in anything.

    Uh. . . not really . . .

    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious.

    Added: Oh. that’s not kosher, though. Nevermind.

    From today’s Ace of Spades:

     

    Let me know if this works. Ace has has a major catastrophe with its servers and is running a different software I believe.

    Still don’t see anything.

    I’ve been, but one more time.

     

    Nope, just a little square with some green and blue and a tiny cloud.

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    Nope, just a little square with some green and blue and a tiny cloud.

    Not even #134?  Odd.  I used four or five different ways to transfer the image.  Well, it was bacon ice cream.  Very attractively garnished with a half strip of bacon, too.

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    Nope, just a little square with some green and blue and a tiny cloud.

    Not even #134? Odd. I used four or five different ways to transfer the image. Well, it was bacon ice cream. Very attractively garnished with a half strip of bacon, too.

    Is that all?

     

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    Is that all?

    Sorry.

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    Nope, just a little square with some green and blue and a tiny cloud.

    Not even #134? Odd. I used four or five different ways to transfer the image. Well, it was bacon ice cream. Very attractively garnished with a half strip of bacon, too.

    I see all of them.

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    Nope, just a little square with some green and blue and a tiny cloud.

    Not even #134? Odd. I used four or five different ways to transfer the image. Well, it was bacon ice cream. Very attractively garnished with a half strip of bacon, too.

    I see all of them.

    COL (do I still have to explain Chuckle Out Loud?).  Good.  I don’t know what was going wrong.  A lot of work for a single Ba-DUM.

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    I don’t know what was going wrong.

    Probably a PEBCAK error at @kedavis‘ place.

     

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    I don’t know what was going wrong.

    Probably a PEBCAK error at @ kedavis‘ place.

    But you still have to explain PEBCAK.  It sounds like something Bronson Pinchot would have for dessert.

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    I don’t know what was going wrong.

    Probably a PEBCAK error at @ kedavis‘ place.

    But you still have to explain PEBCAK. It sounds like something Bronson Pinchot would have for dessert.

    Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard.

    But I’m just using Edge, so if someone screwed up programming Edge, it’s their fault, not mine.

    Unless it’s because Max didn’t do something right for embedding that kind of stuff, FOR Edge…

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  26. T.C. Member
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    I don’t know what was going wrong.

    Probably a PEBCAK error at @ kedavis‘ place.

    But you still have to explain PEBCAK. It sounds like something Bronson Pinchot would have for dessert.

    Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard.

    But I’m just using Edge, so if someone screwed up programming Edge, it’s their fault, not mine.

    Unless it’s because Max didn’t do something right for embedding that kind of stuff, FOR Edge…

    I’m using  “brave” web browser running under android, and and i, too, only saw a little squares with little squiggles of green in  as well.

     

    the Futurama clip did however render in the brave browser

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    T.C. (View Comment):
    I’m using  “brave” web browser running under android, and and i, too, only saw a little squares with little squiggles of green in  as well.

    Is there something you need to do to allow pictures on the site? (The Futurama clip is actually on another site, Youtube.)

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  28. Arahant Member
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    Still, trying another way:

    How’s that for you Brave and Edgy sorts?

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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Still, trying another way:

    How’s that for you Brave and Edgy sorts?

    I see that one.

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    Stuff like salted caramel works well for ice cream (and gelato), but I have no interest in adding bacon to ice cream.

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