Insidious or Inane?

 

Yesterday as I was preparing to fly out of Baltimore airport, I wandered past a coffee shop I hadn’t seen before: Green Beans Coffee Co. Since I imagined I must still be caffeine-deprived after two gigantic seder meals, delicious holiday lunches, and visiting with warm and generous people, I wanted just a simple cup of hot and tasty coffee.

As I approached the kiosk, I noticed that the person in front of me was filling out a form. I assumed she might be completing a job application.

She wasn’t.

When she finished writing on the form that was on a clipboard, I could see the cover sheet:

Valued Guests: Could you kindly fill out the Covid-19 Contact Tracing Sheet, Please.

Seriously? Yes.

Note that it wasn’t really a request or a question: it was a demand.

To be sure I was understanding their “request,” I asked the one person behind the counter whether I could still buy coffee if I didn’t complete the list.

She said no.

By the way, the first column asked for the “guests” name, the second column asked for phone number, and I couldn’t see the third. It could have been asking for an email address. Or perhaps it asked the time of day.

When she said I essentially had to sign it, I said that information is none of your business and walked away.

Just down the concourse was a Cinnabon that sold coffee. (And no, I didn’t buy any of their goodies.) There was no tracing sheet to complete and the coffee was half the price. I bought one and returned to Green Beans to capture a photo of the cover sheet. Afterward, I regretted not telling the other people in line that they could buy coffee at half the price at Cinnabon’s. I didn’t think of saying anything until long after I was home.

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I am so tired of companies and organizations who think they can invade our private lives and there’s nothing wrong with it. After all, it’s for a greater cause. Right?

My foot.

I plan to call the headquarters which are in California later today to see if they can tell me how they plan to use that information to help deal with Covid; if the list appears in all their locations; and if staff are instructed not to serve a customer who won’t sign in. I’m going to guess that they have no clue about how they will use the information. I suspect it’s just virtue signaling since they are headquartered in CA.

The shame of it is that their cause is a good one. They are dedicated to serving members of the service and related organizations. A hint to their “woke” approach appears on their website:

In 2018 we rebranded Green Beans Coffee and re-dedicated ourselves to being a forward-thinking Millennial-relevant food & beverage concessionaire willing to take chances. That forward thinking shows in our striking, modern “Elevated Kiosk” under construction now in SFO’s Terminal 3, and our store in the International Terminal.

I’ll let you draw your own conclusions.

A cup of coffee can be pretty darned expensive, in more ways than one.

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  1. aardo vozz Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Susan Quinn (View Comment):
    I am curious to know if anyone else has had personal experiences of any company or organization demanding that you give up personal information that you think was inappropriate.

    Micro-Center always asks for name, etc. when you check out. Here’s my typical conversation:

    Clerk: Your name?

    Me: It’s too difficult, let’s skip it.

    Clerk: We need this for warranties. . .

    Me: Okay, (and then I say my last name in Anglo-Saxon).

    Clerk: Uh, could you spell that, sir?

    Me: Certainly, wen eoh rad thorn rad feoh eoh, uh, you’re not keeping up.

    Clerk: Those aren’t letters. . .

    Me: Well, not of your Latin alphabet, but I’m not Latin.

    Next time make it a little easier by giving your name in Sanskrit, Cuneiform, or Linear B.🙂

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  2. TBA Coolidge
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    aardo vozz (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    Susan Quinn (View Comment):
    I am curious to know if anyone else has had personal experiences of any company or organization demanding that you give up personal information that you think was inappropriate.

    Micro-Center always asks for name, etc. when you check out. Here’s my typical conversation:

    Clerk: Your name?

    Me: It’s too difficult, let’s skip it.

    Clerk: We need this for warranties. . .

    Me: Okay, (and then I say my last name in Anglo-Saxon).

    Clerk: Uh, could you spell that, sir?

    Me: Certainly, wen eoh rad thorn rad feoh eoh, uh, you’re not keeping up.

    Clerk: Those aren’t letters. . .

    Me: Well, not of your Latin alphabet, but I’m not Latin.

    Next time make it a little easier by giving your name in Sanskrit, Cuneiform, or Linear B.🙂

    Linear B. happens to be Arahant’s rapper name. 

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  3. kedavis Coolidge
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    Flicker (View Comment):
    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake. 

    Sounds like some kind of millennial version of chicken and waffles.

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  4. Flicker Coolidge
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):
    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake.

    Sounds like some kind of millennial version of chicken and waffles.

    Sounds delicious.

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  5. kedavis Coolidge
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    Flicker (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):
    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake.

    Sounds like some kind of millennial version of chicken and waffles.

    Sounds delicious.

    Depends on the kind of cake, I suppose.  But I’d rather have chicken and waffles.  KFC actually sells that, or at least they did for a while.  Last time I checked, the places often ran out of the waffles so it must be popular.

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  6. Flicker Coolidge
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):
    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake.

    Sounds like some kind of millennial version of chicken and waffles.

    Sounds delicious.

    Depends on the kind of cake, I suppose. But I’d rather have chicken and waffles. KFC actually sells that, or at least they did for a while. Last time I checked, the places often ran out of the waffles so it must be popular.

    I think we’re off-topic.  So I’ll just say that one of the places that I didn’t happen to see the contact list sign-in sheet until I was leaving, served me eggs with jam on buttered toast, and bacon, with a side of pancakes with butter and maple syrup.  And I liked it.

    And I won’t make any jokes about chocolate covered catfish.

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  7. kedavis Coolidge
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    Flicker (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):
    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake.

    Sounds like some kind of millennial version of chicken and waffles.

    Sounds delicious.

    Depends on the kind of cake, I suppose. But I’d rather have chicken and waffles. KFC actually sells that, or at least they did for a while. Last time I checked, the places often ran out of the waffles so it must be popular.

    I think we’re off-topic. So I’ll just say that one of the places that I didn’t happen to see the contact list sign-in sheet until I was leaving, served me eggs with jam on buttered toast, and bacon, with a side of pancakes with butter and maple syrup. And I liked it.

    And I won’t make any jokes about chocolate covered catfish.

    Sounds like a Japanese candy.

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  8. Arahant Member
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    aardo vozz (View Comment):
    Next time make it a little easier by giving your name in Sanskrit, Cuneiform, or Linear B.

    But I’m not Greek (or Minoan) or Indian or Middle-Eastern. I’m Anglo-Saxon.

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  9. aardo vozz Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    aardo vozz (View Comment):
    Next time make it a little easier by giving your name in Sanskrit, Cuneiform, or Linear B.

    But I’m not Greek (or Minoan) or Indian or Middle-Eastern. I’m Anglo-Saxon.

    How would they know. And just because you’re not Minoan doesn’t mean you’re not Mycenaean. 

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  10. Arahant Member
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    aardo vozz (View Comment):
    How would they know.

    The Anglo-Saxon name, perhaps?

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  11. Flicker Coolidge
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):
    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake.

    Sounds like some kind of millennial version of chicken and waffles.

    Sounds delicious.

    Depends on the kind of cake, I suppose. But I’d rather have chicken and waffles. KFC actually sells that, or at least they did for a while. Last time I checked, the places often ran out of the waffles so it must be popular.

    I think we’re off-topic. So I’ll just say that one of the places that I didn’t happen to see the contact list sign-in sheet until I was leaving, served me eggs with jam on buttered toast, and bacon, with a side of pancakes with butter and maple syrup. And I liked it.

    And I won’t make any jokes about chocolate covered catfish.

    Sounds like a Japanese candy.

    Where’s 10 cent when you need him?

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  12. Susan Quinn Contributor
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    JustmeinAZ (View Comment):
    Eeeew! Fake bacon flavor

    That does sound disgusting!

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  13. Susan Quinn Contributor
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    TBA (View Comment):

    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    Did you take your business elsewhere? Or did you figure that so much of your information is already out there that you might as well give in?

    I think I’ve done all of that, and in some cases gotten disgusted or frustrated half-way through and left in annoyance. I do best when I am properly cussed, irritable, or wary.

    This is why attacks are often two-pronged; an emotional appeal to occupy your heart and prevent your brain from noticing that either this is too good to be true, or too easy for someone else to misuse.

    “Would you like to fill out an application and get 15% off your purchase?”

    “Nope, I like paying full price.”

    Excellent point!

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  14. Susan Quinn Contributor
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    Flicker (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):
    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious

    That’s gross! ;-)

    I’d try it. But with a side order of trepidation.

    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake. And people dip their french fries into their milkshakes. I’ve heard of people putting aged balsamic vinegar on their vanilla ice cream. And Ace of Spades recently touted chocolate covered bacon. So, somebody must like sweet and savory together.

    And I make chicken with pineapple, coconut and oyster sauce and soy sauce.

    Uh. . . No.

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  15. Stad Coolidge
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    In National Review, Rob Long did a parody column of a COVID check-in process for eating at a Denny’s.  I’m not surprised it has now made its way into reality . . .

    The Long View:

    https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2021/03/22/welcome-to-dennys/

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  16. Chuck Coolidge
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    Chuck (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    Chuck (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):

    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious.

    Added: Oh. that’s not kosher, though. Nevermind.

    How about bacon flavoring? (It’s kosher – just looked it up!)

    Isn’t that still “sinning in the mind” somehow?

    Not sure that’s an issue: Label says certified Kosher, so somebody apparently thinks it’s okay.

    Yes but if people are called to avoid bacon, shouldn’t they avoid bacon FLAVOR too? Cuz that’s “lusting in the mind” as Jimmy Carter used to say.

    @kedavis I’m not Jewish, so I don’t know if they can do that.  

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  17. Chuck Coolidge
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    Skyler (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    Fortunately I’ve never been the least bit interested in coffee.

    I’m with you there, @ kedavis. I took three sips of coffee in 1986 or so and never tried it again. I find the flavor vile and more importantly, I don’t understand how so many people can allow themselves to be so controlled by an addictive substance.

    Just need to keep trying.

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  18. Chuck Coolidge
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    TBA (View Comment):

    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    Did you take your business elsewhere? Or did you figure that so much of your information is already out there that you might as well give in?

    I think I’ve done all of that, and in some cases gotten disgusted or frustrated half-way through and left in annoyance. I do best when I am properly cussed, irritable, or wary.

    This is why attacks are often two-pronged; an emotional appeal to occupy your heart and prevent your brain from noticing that either this is too good to be true, or too easy for someone else to misuse.

    “Would you like to fill out an application and get 15% off your purchase?”

    “Nope, I like paying full price.”

    Actually I’ve done that more than once.  But usually with a wimpy “No, thanks.”

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  19. Chuck Coolidge
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    Flicker (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):
    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious

    That’s gross! ;-)

    I’d try it. But with a side order of trepidation.

    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake. And people dip their french fries into their milkshakes. I’ve heard of people putting aged balsamic vinegar on their vanilla ice cream. And Ace of Spades recently touted chocolate covered bacon. So, somebody must like sweet and savory together.

    And I make chicken with pineapple, coconut and oyster sauce and soy sauce.

    A little coconut goes a long way: For me, just thinking about it is enough.

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  20. Chuck Coolidge
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    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):
    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious

    That’s gross! ;-)

    I’d try it. But with a side order of trepidation.

    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake. And people dip their french fries into their milkshakes. I’ve heard of people putting aged balsamic vinegar on their vanilla ice cream. And Ace of Spades recently touted chocolate covered bacon. So, somebody must like sweet and savory together.

    And I make chicken with pineapple, coconut and oyster sauce and soy sauce.

    Uh. . . No.

    @Susan Quinn, maybe you just need to start another conversation. 😁

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  21. Susan Quinn Contributor
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    Chuck (View Comment):
    @kedavis I’m not Jewish, so I don’t know if they can do that.  

    If it is prepared under an authorized Kosher organization (not all of them are “kosher”), it would be fine. It’s still awful!

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  22. Susan Quinn Contributor
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    Chuck (View Comment):
    @Susan Quinn, maybe you just need to start another conversation. 😁

    Nah. People are still welcome to post on the original OP and ignore you itinerants!

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  23. EB Thatcher
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    Flicker (View Comment):
    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake.

    There is something about the combination of salt and sweet (in the right proportions) that is really good.  When I was a kid having an after school snack, I liked to alternate bites of cake with a potato chip.  

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  24. Percival Thatcher
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    Chuck (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):
    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious

    That’s gross! ;-)

    I’d try it. But with a side order of trepidation.

    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake. And people dip their french fries into their milkshakes. I’ve heard of people putting aged balsamic vinegar on their vanilla ice cream. And Ace of Spades recently touted chocolate covered bacon. So, somebody must like sweet and savory together.

    And I make chicken with pineapple, coconut and oyster sauce and soy sauce.

    A little coconut goes a long way: For me, just thinking about it is enough.

    The only phrase I want to hear in reference to coconut is “we’re all out.”

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  25. Flicker Coolidge
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    Chuck (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):
    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious

    That’s gross! ;-)

    I’d try it. But with a side order of trepidation.

    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake. And people dip their french fries into their milkshakes. I’ve heard of people putting aged balsamic vinegar on their vanilla ice cream. And Ace of Spades recently touted chocolate covered bacon. So, somebody must like sweet and savory together.

    And I make chicken with pineapple, coconut and oyster sauce and soy sauce.

    A little coconut goes a long way: For me, just thinking about it is enough.

    I love Thai food, and coconut is just one of the reasons.  But a little bit does go a long way.

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  26. Flicker Coolidge
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    EB (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):
    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake.

    There is something about the combination of salt and sweet (in the right proportions) that is really good. When I was a kid having an after school snack, I liked to alternate bites of cake with a potato chip.

    I say the four food groups are sugar, salt, flour and alcohol.  And the more at one time the better  Thus, the delightful confection baba au rhum.

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  27. Flicker Coolidge
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    Percival (View Comment):

    Chuck (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):
    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious

    That’s gross! ;-)

    I’d try it. But with a side order of trepidation.

    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake. And people dip their french fries into their milkshakes. I’ve heard of people putting aged balsamic vinegar on their vanilla ice cream. And Ace of Spades recently touted chocolate covered bacon. So, somebody must like sweet and savory together.

    And I make chicken with pineapple, coconut and oyster sauce and soy sauce.

    A little coconut goes a long way: For me, just thinking about it is enough.

    The only phrase I want to hear in reference to coconut is “we’re all out.”

    Some say, An apple a day keeps the doctor away.  In Trinidad they say, Coconut water is good for your daughter.  And I do believe it’s true.

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  28. Percival Thatcher
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    Flicker (View Comment):

    Chuck (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):

    TBA (View Comment):

    Susan Quinn (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):
    Uh, yeah, you can. Bacon on vanilla ice cream is delicious

    That’s gross! ;-)

    I’d try it. But with a side order of trepidation.

    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake. And people dip their french fries into their milkshakes. I’ve heard of people putting aged balsamic vinegar on their vanilla ice cream. And Ace of Spades recently touted chocolate covered bacon. So, somebody must like sweet and savory together.

    And I make chicken with pineapple, coconut and oyster sauce and soy sauce.

    A little coconut goes a long way: For me, just thinking about it is enough.

    I love Thai food, and coconut is just one of the reasons. But a little bit does go a long way.

    I love it too, so I pretend that there isn’t any.

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  29. The Reticulator Member
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    Flicker (View Comment):

    EB (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):
    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake.

    There is something about the combination of salt and sweet (in the right proportions) that is really good. When I was a kid having an after school snack, I liked to alternate bites of cake with a potato chip.

    I say the four food groups are sugar, salt, flour and alcohol. And the more at one time the better Thus, the delightful confection baba au rhum.

    I thought they were sugar, salt, grease and caffein. 

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  30. Flicker Coolidge
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    The Reticulator (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):

    EB (View Comment):

    Flicker (View Comment):
    I’ve seen people alternately eat a bite of KFC fried chicken and a bite of cake.

    There is something about the combination of salt and sweet (in the right proportions) that is really good. When I was a kid having an after school snack, I liked to alternate bites of cake with a potato chip.

    I say the four food groups are sugar, salt, flour and alcohol. And the more at one time the better Thus, the delightful confection baba au rhum.

    I thought they were sugar, salt, grease and caffein.

    You corrected me.  Actually, I meant sugar, salt, grease and alcohol (not flour).  But caffeine is a virtuous substitute for the alcohol.

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