Things Conservatives Don’t Have to Do

 

As a relatively new convert, here are some burdensome tasks I’ve been glad to let go:

  • Trying to convince myself (or others) that Trevor Noah or Amy Schumer are funny.
  • Trying to believe or saying how great Michelle Obama looks or how much style she has.
  • Trying to believe the veil/hijab/niqab are just fine and not proof of membership to a backward sect antithetical to Western values and culture.
  • Watching the Oscars (or any awards ceremony).
  • Believing that “educated” people know things (burden of proof is on them and it isn’t an Ivy League diploma).
  • Feeling sorry for people.

Feel free to add!

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  1. Vance Richards Inactive
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    Keeping track of the grievance hierarchy seems pretty hard. I mean, if there is a dispute between a Black Lesbian and a Hispanic Transgender, which one is the bigot?

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  2. Jason Obermeyer Member
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    Ray Gunner (View Comment):

    The most liberating moment in my conservative evolution is when I stopped worrying about being cool.

    But that’s when you become cool.

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  3. DrewInWisconsin, Unhelpful Communicator Member
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    Tocqueville (View Comment):
    – believing that every time some jerk goes outside with a handwritten poster we are reliving the civil rights era, and you are on the “Good Side” (naturally).

    Hand-written? Ever notice that the left’s placards are frequently mass-produced in some union shop?

    I loved how this sign was produced with an empty space so that the leftists could protest whoever the President nominated by just filling in the blank. 

    Liberal protesters' next target: Thwarting Gorsuch - POLITICO

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  4. Jason Obermeyer Member
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    Franco (View Comment):

    Having any respect for people who utter the phrase “conspiracy theory” as the first defense of any speculation things might not be entirely as reported.

    (last night, watching the Epstein doc on Netflix with the wifey, some journo – Fox business(!) – actually said Epstein’s death, attributed to something other than suicide, was a conspiracy theory. Meanwhile the entire documentary was about a massive conspiracy ‘theory’.)

    Also, the definition has shifted from a theory that involves the secrecy of an implausible number of people to anything that suggests people – well, government officials and liberals – aren’t being entirely honest.

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  5. DrewInWisconsin, Unhelpful Communicator Member
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    I’m told that there’s a bit of a cascade effect for those leaving the left. You start by rejecting just one of their premises, and you free up your mind to reject several more. It’s like eating potato chips.

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  6. danok1 Member
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    Vance Richards (View Comment):

    Keeping track of the grievance hierarchy seems pretty hard. I mean, if there is a dispute between a Black Lesbian and a Hispanic Transgender, which one is the bigot?

    The straight white guy who’s not involved, obviously.

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  7. DrewInWisconsin, Unhelpful Communicator Member
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    Vance Richards (View Comment):

    Keeping track of the grievance hierarchy seems pretty hard. I mean, if there is a dispute between a Black Lesbian and a Hispanic Transgender, which one is the bigot?

    The Black Lesbian. However, trannies are only on the second rung. Muslims still hold the top position. If the Black Lesbian is also a Muslim, she wins.

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  8. Full Size Tabby Member
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    Pony Convertible (View Comment):

    • – trying to figure out what groups people belong in.
    •  

    Like.

    I think of it as, conservatives can treat people as individuals rather than as representatives of one or another group.

    • #38
  9. Henry Castaigne Member
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    Believing that celebrities and athletes are not vacuous narcissists who would be sex workers or laborers in a poorer society.

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  10. Miffed White Male Member
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    kylez (View Comment):

    The comedians Amy Schumer stole material from are funny.

    If so, she’s apparently stealing the wrong stuff.

     

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  11. Dotorimuk Coolidge
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    If you’re not a Leftist, you’ll never have to participate in one of those stupid, tired “Hey, hey, ho ho” chants.

    And you’ll never have to say “Latinx” or learn bizarre new pronouns.

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  12. Nerina Bellinger Inactive
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    Tocqueville (View Comment):

    Courtesy of husband: having to like Serena Williams, say how beautiful and inspiring she is, not notice that she behaves disgracefully, looks awful and has gained about 150 lbs over the past 10 yrs.

    Wow!  He’s right.  I just looked up pictures from 2000 v. today and she is…not small.  I mean, she has always been exceptionally muscular but she has gained a lot of weight.

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  13. Roderic Coolidge
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    The degree of self abnegation that the left requires of straight white men these days is obscene.  I can’t imagine anyone abiding by such abuse.  Beyond that, it seems that everyone on the left is constantly walking on eggshells, in fear of not being woke enough all the time.  What a miserable existence!

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  14. Charlotte Member
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    Vance Richards (View Comment):

    Keeping track of the grievance hierarchy seems pretty hard. I mean, if there is a dispute between a Black Lesbian and a Hispanic Transgender, which one is the bigot?

    You. You are the bigot.

    • #44
  15. Charlotte Member
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    Tocqueville: Things Conservatives Don’t Have to Do

    Find the energy to be outraged All. The. Damn. Time.

    • #45
  16. Dotorimuk Coolidge
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    You also don’t have to pretend to be “open” to dating/having sex with a tranny.

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  17. Flicker Coolidge
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    Dotorimuk (View Comment):

    You also don’t have to pretend to be “open” to dating/having sex with a tranny.

    That must be quite tiring.

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  18. Henry Castaigne Member
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    Dotorimuk (View Comment):

    If you’re not a Leftist, you’ll never have to participate in one of those stupid, tired “Hey, hey, ho ho” chants.

    And you’ll never have to say “Latinx” or learn bizarre new pronouns.

    When did Latino go to LatinX? Why did it go there?

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  19. Raxxalan Member
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    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

     

    Dotorimuk (View Comment):

    If you’re not a Leftist, you’ll never have to participate in one of those stupid, tired “Hey, hey, ho ho” chants.

    And you’ll never have to say “Latinx” or learn bizarre new pronouns.

    When did Latino go to LatinX? Why did it go there?

    It didn’t. Virtually no one who is Hispanic goes by Latinx.  The press decided to push it to help the alphabet soup community by replacing the gendered nouns.  Of course since Spanish itself is a gendered language this makes little sense.   

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  20. Tocqueville Inactive
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    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    It’s pretty nice not to have to like Megan Rapinoe.

    Or pretend to find women’s professional sports as enthralling as men’s.*

    *See acknowledging differences between men and women.

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  21. Tocqueville Inactive
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    DrewInWisconsin, Unhelpful Com… (View Comment):

    I’m told that there’s a bit of a cascade effect for those leaving the left. You start by rejecting just one of their premises, and you free up your mind to reject several more. It’s like eating potato chips.

    For me, the red pill moment was the campus “rape epidemic.” I’ve said it here before. 

    • #51
  22. Tocqueville Inactive
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    Nerina Bellinger (View Comment):

    Tocqueville (View Comment):

    Courtesy of husband: having to like Serena Williams, say how beautiful and inspiring she is, not notice that she behaves disgracefully, looks awful and has gained about 150 lbs over the past 10 yrs.

    Wow! He’s right. I just looked up pictures from 2000 v. today and she is…not small. I mean, she has always been exceptionally muscular but she has gained a lot of weight.

    She’s a big woman, but she has gone from muscular (c. 2005) to fat. I dare you to say it, on Facebook under your real name.

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  23. SParker Member
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    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    Dotorimuk (View Comment):

    If you’re not a Leftist, you’ll never have to participate in one of those stupid, tired “Hey, hey, ho ho” chants.

    And you’ll never have to say “Latinx” or learn bizarre new pronouns.

    When did Latino go to LatinX? Why did it go there?

    According to Señorx (where x may be null) Wikipedia (which see), it first appears on the internet in 2004, languishes, and becomes a thing on social media starting 2014.  It’s the romance language agony of having nouns distinguished by endings called “masculine” and “feminine,” although this probably comes from trying to imitate an ancient Roman grammarian who was having a very bad day when he came up with that flight of fancy.    Which is to say, people in all languages are very confused about grammatical terms used to describe the language (metalanguage) and endow them with a meaning beyond any they have.  Or, more likely for most users of “latinx,” they’re both confused and offended by grammatical terms of a language they don’t speak.  Which is very cosmopolitan.  I lava las manos of the whole thing.

    Tag-along comment on the OP (I’m lazy.  Sue me).  You gave up feeling sorry for people?  Do you mean you agree with Nietzsche that “pity” is the crappy, patronizing, assertion of superiority version of “compassion?”  Or that you feel that being conservative let’s you indulge your inner sociopath?  Please read Adam Smith’s Theory of Moral Sentiments, if it’s the latter.  Wonderful book.  Nietzsche, of course, was right.

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  24. Tocqueville Inactive
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    ”Wow, gorgeous!”

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  25. Tocqueville Inactive
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    I’d also say I enjoy with a clear conscience my safe, calm, conservative neighborhood with good schools, which possesses these attributes because residents vote right, not left.  

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  26. Tocqueville Inactive
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    SParker (View Comment):

    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    Dotorimuk (View Comment):

    If you’re not a Leftist, you’ll never have to participate in one of those stupid, tired “Hey, hey, ho ho” chants.

    And you’ll never have to say “Latinx” or learn bizarre new pronouns.

    When did Latino go to LatinX? Why did it go there?

    According to Señorx (where x may be null) Wikipedia (which see), it first appears on the internet in 2004, languishes, and becomes a thing on social media starting 2014. It’s the romance language agony of having nouns distinguished by endings called “masculine” and “feminine,” although this probably comes from trying to imitate an ancient Roman grammarian who was having a very bad day when he came up with that flight of fancy. Which is to say, people in all languages are very confused about grammatical terms used to describe the language (metalanguage) and endow them with a meaning beyond any they have. Or, more likely for most users of “latinx,” they’re both confused and offended by grammatical terms of a language they don’t speak. Which is very cosmopolitan. I lava las manos of the whole thing.

    Tag-along comment on the OP (I’m lazy. Sue me). You gave up feeling sorry for people? Do you mean you agree with Nietzsche that “pity” is the crappy, patronizing, assertion of superiority version of “compassion?” Or that you feel that being conservative let’s you indulge your inner sociopath? Please read Adam Smith’s Theory of Moral Sentiments, if it’s the latter. Wonderful book. Nietzsche, of course, was right.

    I mean I don’t feel the obligatory liberal guilt. Pity isn’t the right word. Will change phrasing. 

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  27. Miffed White Male Member
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    Tocqueville (View Comment):

    DrewInWisconsin, Unhelpful Com… (View Comment):

    I’m told that there’s a bit of a cascade effect for those leaving the left. You start by rejecting just one of their premises, and you free up your mind to reject several more. It’s like eating potato chips.

    For me, the red pill moment was the campus “rape epidemic.” I’ve said it here before.

    The claim by the Campus left that a woman is more likely to be raped on an American college campus than in active war zone.  And they claim that they are “critical thinkers”.

     

     

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  28. Charlotte Member
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    Tocqueville (View Comment):
    Or pretend to find women’s professional sports as enthralling as men’s.

    Oooh, good one! Might be my favorite so far.

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  29. Tocqueville Inactive
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    Roderic (View Comment):

    The degree of self abnegation that the left requires of straight white men these days is obscene. I can’t imagine anyone abiding by such abuse. Beyond that, it seems that everyone on the left is constantly walking on eggshells, in fear of not being woke enough all the time. What a miserable existence!

    Sorry you still have to at least bear witness as a conservative. Everyday I hear it at work. Considering lining my cubicle with photos of great white men. 

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  30. danok1 Member
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    We don’t have to pretend that real communism has never been tried.

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