Things Conservatives Don’t Have to Do

 

As a relatively new convert, here are some burdensome tasks I’ve been glad to let go:

  • Trying to convince myself (or others) that Trevor Noah or Amy Schumer are funny.
  • Trying to believe or saying how great Michelle Obama looks or how much style she has.
  • Trying to believe the veil/hijab/niqab are just fine and not proof of membership to a backward sect antithetical to Western values and culture.
  • Watching the Oscars (or any awards ceremony).
  • Believing that “educated” people know things (burden of proof is on them and it isn’t an Ivy League diploma).
  • Feeling sorry for people.

Feel free to add!

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  1. Arahant Member
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    I was pretty much born this way, so I don’t know what burdens the other side has to carry. Being impervious to the lessons of history?

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  2. OmegaPaladin Moderator
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    Having to keep on the latest social justice fads

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  3. Arahant Member
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    OmegaPaladin (View Comment):

    Having to keep on the latest social justice fads

    Oooh! Having to keep up on who has been canceled so you can’t patronize them in any way. That’s hard.

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  4. Raxxalan Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    OmegaPaladin (View Comment):

    Having to keep on the latest social justice fads

    Oooh! Having to keep up on who has been canceled so you can’t patronize them in any way. That’s hard.

    And so time consuming. One wonders where they find time to burn and riot peacefully protest.

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  5. Ray Gunner Coolidge
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    The most liberating moment in my conservative evolution is when I stopped worrying about being cool. 

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  6. JustmeinAZ Member
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    Those tasks are not really burdensome are they?

    How about – trying to convince myself that professional sports teams are noble for supporting Antifa BLM.

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  7. DonG (skeptic) Coolidge
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    Tocqueville: As a relatively new convert,

    Welcome to the club!

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  8. Tocqueville Inactive
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    Courtesy of husband: having to like Serena Williams, say how beautiful and inspiring she is, not notice that she behaves disgracefully, looks awful and has gained about 150 lbs over the past 10 yrs.

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  9. Tocqueville Inactive
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    Ray Gunner (View Comment):

    The most liberating moment in my conservative evolution is when I stopped worrying about being cool.

    Totally! 🤣🤣

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  10. Seawriter Contributor
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    Tocqueville (View Comment):

    Courtesy of husband: having to like Serena Williams, say how beautiful and inspiring she is, not notice that she has gained about 150 lbs over the past 10 yrs.

    But it is all muscle. Steroid use can do that. 

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  11. Tocqueville Inactive
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    Seawriter (View Comment):

    Tocqueville (View Comment):

    Courtesy of husband: having to like Serena Williams, say how beautiful and inspiring she is, not notice that she has gained about 150 lbs over the past 10 yrs.

    But it is all muscle. Steroid use can do that.

    Right. That’s what I tell myself when I have an 8th pancake.

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  12. Tocqueville Inactive
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    Believe all women! 🤣🤣

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  13. Franco Member
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    Having any respect for people who utter the phrase “conspiracy theory”  as the first defense of any speculation things might not be entirely as reported.

    (last night, watching the Epstein doc on Netflix with the wifey, some journo  – Fox business(!) – actually said Epstein’s death, attributed to something other than suicide, was a conspiracy theory. Meanwhile the entire documentary was about a massive conspiracy ‘theory’.)

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  14. Tocqueville Inactive
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    Raxxalan (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):

    OmegaPaladin (View Comment):

    Having to keep on the latest social justice fads

    Oooh! Having to keep up on who has been canceled so you can’t patronize them in any way. That’s hard.

    And so time consuming. One wonders where they find time to burn and riot peacefully protest.

    – believing that every time some jerk goes outside with a handwritten poster we are reliving the civil rights era, and you are on the “Good Side” (naturally).

    – pretending to be afraid of “cops”;

    – hoping no one calls you out on your hypocrisy.

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  15. Weeping Inactive
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    JustmeinAZ (View Comment):

    Those tasks are not really burdensome are they?

    How about – trying to convince myself that professional sports teams are noble for supporting Antifa BLM.

    And various corporations. Don’t forget them.

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  16. Wiscosotan Member
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    Pretend that green energy is viable.

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  17. Bob Thompson Member
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    I was pretty much born this way, so I don’t know what burdens the other side has to carry. Being impervious to the lessons of history?

    Yeah, I can’t ever remember thinking any differently so I must assume I was born this way.

    @tocqueville, now you can have a truck.

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  18. Tocqueville Inactive
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    – pretending all families are equal.

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  19. danok1 Member
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    We don’t have to pretend that a man who thinks he’s a woman (or vice versa) is actually a woman.

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  20. John Park Member
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    Thinking that history has a right side

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  21. kylez Member
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    The comedians Amy Schumer stole material from are funny.

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  22. Full Size Tabby Member
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    The mental gymnastics of trying to figure out how to orient yourself in a relativistic world without foundational Truth.

    See August 5 Ricochet post “Give Me Relativism Or Give Me Death” by @richardfulmer , and especially comment #1 by @rightangles . 

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  23. Hoyacon Member
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    It’s pretty nice not to have to like Megan Rapinoe.

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  24. Richard Fulmer Inactive
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    John Park (View Comment):

    Thinking that history has a right side

    Or an “arc”

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  25. Dominique Prynne Member
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    Tasks it is good to let go:

    Having to disregard economic reality on all of the following issues:

    1.  Gender disparity in pay
    2. “Living Wage” minimum wage
    3. Free stuff of all kinds as a “right” – feminine products, healthcare, internet, cell phones etc
    4. Believing capitalism sucks

    Having to call women who aborted their own offspring “brave”

    Having to show any deference for a liberal arts degree from some hoity-toity school like Williams or Amhearst or really, any modern variation thereof…

    Being a conservative is so freeing!

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  26. Richard Fulmer Inactive
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    Believe rich people got rich by stealing from poor people.

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  27. Richard Fulmer Inactive
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    Believe that government can solve all problems

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  28. Hartmann von Aue Member
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    Pretending that the fundamental and essential differences between men and women don’t exist, i.e. that at guy in a dress who calls himself “Desiree” should be treated like a woman or a woman who dresses like a male biker and calles  herself “Jake” should be treated like a man. 

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  29. Pony Convertible Inactive
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    As a conservative your are free from the following burdens:

    • – thinking minorities can’t take care of themselves.
    • – expecting the government to take care of you and keep you safe.
    • – being afraid of law abiding people who keep and bear arms.
    • – following the rest of the sheep.
    • – the continuous struggle to increase your victim status.
    • – trying to figure out what groups people belong in.
    • – believing your success is dependent on other’s admitting their privilege
    • – believing justice means equal outcomes. 
    • – trying to force others to think like you, or a minimum shut them up if they don’t.
    • – blaming Trump for everything that you think is wrong with the world.
    • – comparing everything to a perfect world, and therefore seeing everything wrong with the world, instead of seeing how great things really are.
    • – believing the government can fix our education, and our healthcare systems.
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  30. Stad Coolidge
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    Supporting athletes who disrespect our flag and our nation . . .

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