Let Me Say This About That

 

I support the websites and podcasts that I like by, to the extent possible, buying stuff from their sponsors.  Harry’s Shave, Casper mattresses (pillows), Quip. But I would have never bought a “weighted calming blanket.”  Sounds like a gimmick. Doesn’t sound comfortable. Wouldn’t it be too hot to sleep in?

The Lovely And Talented Mrs. Mongo bought me one for Christmas. She did it because there are few people with as many and as big sleep dysfunctions as I have. Just trying to help. I kind of rolled my eyes–internally, after about 137 years of marriage, I’ve learned that ensuring the eye roll is solely internal is key to maintaining domestic tranquility–and kind of thought “yeah, whatever.”

Okay. Now I gotta come clean.

I am sleeping every night like someone hit me over the head with an axe handle. Unbelievable. Sleeping so well I’m waking before the alarm goes off (usually at/about 0530) and just waiting for it, enjoying the blanket.

If your sleep is jacked up, you might want to give this a shot.

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  1. Judge Mental Member
    Judge Mental
    @JudgeMental

    It’s because it feels like the blanket is giving you a big hug.

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  2. Boss Mongo Member
    Boss Mongo
    @BossMongo

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    It’s because it feels like the blanket is giving you a big hug.

    See, that’s what the company says.  But I’m not a “hug” guy.  There are only three groups I hug, ever:

    My wife and kids, and I love those hugs.  But I don’t crave them.  I don’t miss them when the kids are away at school.

    Brothers in arms that I haven’t seen in a while, and that’s a bro-hug, not a hug-hug.

    At the end of class at the dojo.  Again, bro-hugs.

    So, I don’t know if I can sign on to the “you just want to get a big ol’ hug” theory.

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  3. She Member
    She
    @She

    I had never heard of such things till a couple of weeks ago, when my stepdaughter told me a bunch of ladies were coming over to her house for a class on how to make these things.  So I guess, if you’re crafty, you can make something similar for yourself. Although I’m sorta fascinated by the “ultra-plush minky” aspect of the bought one.  Will have to see if that’s available by the yard.

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  4. Phil Turmel Inactive
    Phil Turmel
    @PhilTurmel

    It’s like swaddling clothing calming a newborn.  You are back in the womb.  Your momma is enfolding you with warmth and safety.

    You’re a momma’s boy. (-:

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  5. Judge Mental Member
    Judge Mental
    @JudgeMental

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    It’s because it feels like the blanket is giving you a big hug.

    See, that’s what the company says. But I’m not a “hug” guy. There are only three groups I hug, ever:

    My wife and kids, and I love those hugs. But I don’t crave them. I don’t miss them when the kids are away at school.

    Brothers in arms that I haven’t seen in a while, and that’s a bro-hug, not a hug-hug.

    At the end of class at the dojo. Again, bro-hugs.

    So, I don’t know if I can sign on to the “you just want to get a big ol’ hug” theory.

    Don’t run away from your feelings.

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  6. Jimmy Carter Member
    Jimmy Carter
    @JimmyCarter

    I’ve worn a Thunderhsirt before Thundershirts were cool.

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  7. Judge Mental Member
    Judge Mental
    @JudgeMental

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    I’ve worn a Thunderhsirt before Thundershirts were cool.

    Aren’t those for dogs?

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  8. Jimmy Carter Member
    Jimmy Carter
    @JimmyCarter

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    I’ve worn a Thunderhsirt before Thundershirts were cool.

    Aren’t those for dogs?

    I don’t know, but… I’m no longer afraid of storms, now… or hugs. 

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  9. Henry Castaigne Member
    Henry Castaigne
    @HenryCastaigne

    Boss Mongo:

    I support the websites and podcasts that I like by, to the extent possible, buying stuff from their sponsors. Harry’s Shave, Casper mattresses (pillows), Quip.

    But I would have never bought a “weighted calming blanket.” Sounds like a gimmick. Doesn’t sound comfortable. Wouldn’t it be too hot to sleep in?

    The Lovely And Talented Mrs. Mongo bought me one for Christmas. She did it because there are few people with as many and as big sleep dysfunctions as I have. Just trying to help. I kind of rolled my eyes–internally, after about 137 years of marriage, I’ve learned that ensuring the eye roll is solely internal is key to maintaining domestic tranquility–and kind of thought “yeah, whatever.”

    Okay. Now I gotta come clean.

    I am sleeping every night like someone hit me over the head with an axe handle. Unbelievable. Sleeping so well I’m waking before the alarm goes off (usually at/about 0530) and just waiting for it, enjoying the blanket.

    If your sleep is jacked up, you might want to give this a shot.

    Almost every bad thing that you can say about Boss Mongo is true. But bearing false witness isn’t his thing. If he endorses the blanket, I endorse the blanket. 

    • #9
  10. Annefy Member
    Annefy
    @Annefy

    Huh. I am not a great Sleeper – which is infuriating as it’s a quality my family excels at. 

    But I clicked on the link and remembered that my granddaughters’ can’t-live-without-blankets weighs more than she does. 

    And that kid sleeps. All my kids were good sleepers, but I do not remember any of them putting themselves down for a nap. Which she does often 

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  11. Aaron Miller Inactive
    Aaron Miller
    @AaronMiller

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):
    At the end of class at the dojo. Again, bro-hugs.

    I considered calling y’all girls. But I suppose even hugging classmates gets a pass if you beat the snot out of them first. 

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  12. 9thDistrictNeighbor Member
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    Weighted blankets have been used by occupational therapists with autistic or aspergers children and adults and various other populations, such as those with sensory issues, for around 20 years. There isn’t a lot of scientific research  about them, mostly anecdotal support for things like anxiety and sleep issues.  It is thought that the pressure increases serotonin in the brain.  There are many manufacturers and types.  You can even get one custom made.

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  13. JoelB Member
    JoelB
    @JoelB

    If it works, use it. Sleep deprivation can be an ugly thing.

    • #13
  14. Boss Mongo Member
    Boss Mongo
    @BossMongo

    Judge Mental (View Comment):
    Don’t run away from your feelings.

    Wait.  Now Ima supposed to have feelings?  This is out of control.

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  15. Boss Mongo Member
    Boss Mongo
    @BossMongo

    9thDistrictNeighbor (View Comment):
    Weighted blankets have been used by occupational therapists with autistic or aspergers children and adults and various other populations, such as those with sensory issues, for around 20 years.

    Okay.  I can cop to that.

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  16. Boss Mongo Member
    Boss Mongo
    @BossMongo

    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):
    Almost every bad thing that you can say about Boss Mongo is true.

    Uh.  Yeah.  True.

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  17. Percival Thatcher
    Percival
    @Percival

    Boss Mongo: The Lovely And Talented Mrs. Mongo bought me one for Christmas. She did it because there are few people with as many and as big sleep dysfunctions as I have. Just trying to help. I kind of rolled my eyes–internally, after about 137 years of marriage, I’ve learned that ensuring the eye roll is solely internal is key to maintaining domestic tranquility–and kind of thought “yeah, whatever.”

    • #17
  18. Henry Castaigne Member
    Henry Castaigne
    @HenryCastaigne

    Percival (View Comment):

    Boss Mongo: The Lovely And Talented Mrs. Mongo bought me one for Christmas. She did it because there are few people with as many and as big sleep dysfunctions as I have. Just trying to help. I kind of rolled my eyes–internally, after about 137 years of marriage, I’ve learned that ensuring the eye roll is solely internal is key to maintaining domestic tranquility–and kind of thought “yeah, whatever.”

    I one day hope to have the relationship that Boss Mongo has to the talented and lovely Mrs. Mongo.

    • #18
  19. Judge Mental Member
    Judge Mental
    @JudgeMental

    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    Percival (View Comment):

    Boss Mongo: The Lovely And Talented Mrs. Mongo bought me one for Christmas. She did it because there are few people with as many and as big sleep dysfunctions as I have. Just trying to help. I kind of rolled my eyes–internally, after about 137 years of marriage, I’ve learned that ensuring the eye roll is solely internal is key to maintaining domestic tranquility–and kind of thought “yeah, whatever.”

    I one day hope to have the relationship that Boss Mongo has to the talented and lovely Mrs. Mongo.

    But with a different woman, right?

    • #19
  20. Mark Camp Member
    Mark Camp
    @MarkCamp

    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):
    I one day hope to have the relationship that Boss Mongo has to the talented and lovely Mrs. Mongo.

    I don’t think that reads quite right.

    • #20
  21. ctlaw Coolidge
    ctlaw
    @ctlaw

    Ordered one for Monday delivery.

    • #21
  22. The Reticulator Member
    The Reticulator
    @TheReticulator

    What means “weighted?”

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  23. Acook Coolidge
    Acook
    @Acook

    I like the lead “blanket” they put on you at the dentist while they do your xrays. My dentist office is usually chilly, so sometimes I ask to keep it on during the whole appointment. I’ve always liked some weight to my bed covers. Maybe I should check out this blanket. 

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  24. Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw Member
    Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw
    @MattBalzer

    Boss Mongo: I am sleeping every night like someone hit me over the head with an axe handle.

     I’m going to assume this is an analogy that has personal experience behind it.

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  25. Boss Mongo Member
    Boss Mongo
    @BossMongo

    Matt Balzer, Imperialist Claw (View Comment):

    Boss Mongo: I am sleeping every night like someone hit me over the head with an axe handle.

    I’m going to assume this is an analogy that has personal experience behind it.

    Lights out.  Sleep well.  Elvis has left the building.

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  26. Shauna Hunt Inactive
    Shauna Hunt
    @ShaunaHunt

    I had to smile when I read this! We got some weighted blankets several years ago. We use them mostly in the winter. I’m glad that you have found something that helps you sleep.

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  27. Stad Coolidge
    Stad
    @Stad

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    It’s because it feels like the blanket is giving you a big hug.

    I agree.  I’m not sure we have a “weighted calming blanket”, but we bought a duvet and stuffing just like the ones they use in Hampton Inns.  The duvet itself keeps you warm, but the stuffing is something we can only use on the coldest of nights, so we simply put it on top of the duvet so we don’t hav to insert it and withdraw it all the time.

    And yes, it feels like a great big hug, like sleeping on a cloud (even though you are under it).

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  28. Judge Mental Member
    Judge Mental
    @JudgeMental

    Stad (View Comment):

    Judge Mental (View Comment):

    It’s because it feels like the blanket is giving you a big hug.

    I agree. I’m not sure we have a “weighted calming blanket”, but we bought a duvet and stuffing just like the ones they use in Hampton Inns. The duvet itself keeps you warm, but the stuffing is something we can only use on the coldest of nights, so we simply put it on top of the duvet so we don’t hav to insert it and withdraw it all the time.

    And yes, it feels like a great big hug, like sleeping on a cloud (even though you are under it).

    I’m disturbed by your repeated use of ‘duvet’.  Like that’s a real word.

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  29. Old Buckeye Inactive
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    @OldBuckeye

    She (View Comment):
    “ultra-plush minky” aspect of the bought one. Will have to see if that’s available by the yard.

    It is available by the yard, but it’s a pain to sew with. Look for “minky,” “minkee,” or “cuddle” marketed by different manufacturers (Michael Miller, Moda, etc.)

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  30. ctlaw Coolidge
    ctlaw
    @ctlaw

    I had thought Mongo’s idea of a weighted comfort blanket was three German Shepherd dogs or this:

    http://usarmor.com/products/specialty-items/ballistic-blanket

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