Necessary Diversion: #TweetsFromThe80s

 

 

80sTwitter

I was at my Mom’s place last weekend rummaging through my teenage things and found some old tweets!

Can’t believe she kept them. Remember how modern Twitter seemed in the 1980s? That was when we changed our Twitter handles almost daily. #GoodTimes

Thought I would share a few:

@OPShorts Met a rad girl @Zuma. Like totally awesome! She gave me her party line number. It rang Musicland :( #Bogus

@HeatOfTheMoment Decision: Zeppelin’s In Through The Out Door or Styx Paradise Theater? Only have $5. #WentWithAsia

@TheWayItIsnt  Cronkite also refers to Reagan’s SDI laser thing as ‘Star Wars’. Hey Walt: At least call it something from this decade – Missile Command. #DeepSpaceThoughts

@BetteDavisThighs Juan must really love Maria. That’s like his 4th radio dedication this week. #LoveSongsOnTheZzzzzzzzzzz

@FlockOfSpitballs RIP John Belushi. That is all. #ImAZitGetIt? 

@MrHandsFeet Just saw Fast Times at Pacific Theaters in the mall they filmed Fast Times, where a character worked at same theater, where I was sitting, watching… #WigginOut

@DavidLeeSpandex DJ: Play less ‘Hello’ and more ‘Hot For Teacher’ #LionelRitchieMakesMeItchie

@CaughtBetweenTheMoon&NYC Found the Ringwalds home number in the White Pages. Just spoke with her Grandma who will pass on my message to Molly. #DONTUSETHEPHONEMOM!!!

@InTheFamilyJewels? Hands Across America. Gerbils in Gere #PagingPETA

@SeaBiscuitAndGravy The Titanic was found near Newfoundland. Sounds like the first place they should’ve looked. #IcebergLettuceAHead

@CherNotSoNobyl The most permanent feature of Russia’s socialistic economy are their temporary shortages. #CageyBee

@AbeFroman I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I’m the nurse who likes to… #TheyThinkHe’sARighteousDude

@MrFurleysAscot More like Three’s Slightly Amusing Misunderstandings #MeetAtRegalBeagle

@DebbieGibsonOrTiffany? Girl in my class wears Electric Youth perfume. If I wore Gene Simmons’ KISS cologne you think I got a shot? #NobodyPutsBabyInTheCorner

@HeresTheBeef Band-Aid, Live-Aid, and Farm-Aid are all Cool… ade. #FeedTheWorld

@1234Siskel&EbertsThumbwar Movie Review: Star Trek III – The Search For Pillow #TribbleMeThis

@JimBakkersAlibi Dear Penthouse Forum. You won’t believe this, but this really did happen to me. #YeahThatsTheTicket

@MilkBoneUnderwear Spuds MacKenzie learned to play guitar yet I can’t get past the first 3 notes of Jessie’s Girl. #DrinksFromBudBowl

@BeKindRewind Ghostbusters II was a pretty funny sequel. Glad they didn’t pander and replace them with an all female cast. #GhostWithTheMost

@AndLeonsGettingLarger Hulk Hogan played Thunderlips and doesn’t get the Oscar nod? Rigged. #WeBuiltThisCityOnRockyRoad

@ThatsInconceivable They’re called Compact Discs. Totally indestructible. Will never scratch. #HastaColumbiaRecords

@AwesomeKarioke My favorite was Milli… no, Vanilli… #BlameItOnTheLame

@Frajeeelay Deck the halls with boughs of horry. #OhFfffffudddgggee

@WeirdWeatherScience A guy named Doppler invented a better radar… to find his dopplerganger. #MaxHeadroomToldMe

@BackInTwoAndTwo Mooooon River…Thank you doc, ever serve time? #NeverGoingBackOnWoolery’sShow

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  1. Ed G. Member
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    Titus Techera:

    Ed G.:

    Titus Techera:Hot for teacher is better than Hello. Also, less creepy…

    Don’t hate on Lionel Ritchie even if VH is obviously better in every way (whether with Dave or Sammy). Lionel was smooth and talented.

    Also, he made a video about sorta kinda stalking a blind chick?

    That’s romance, not stalking. Don’t be bogus.

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  2. Titus Techera Member
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    Ed G.:

    Titus Techera:

    Ed G.:

    Titus Techera:Hot for teacher is better than Hello. Also, less creepy…

    Don’t hate on Lionel Ritchie even if VH is obviously better in every way (whether with Dave or Sammy). Lionel was smooth and talented.

    Also, he made a video about sorta kinda stalking a blind chick?

    That’s romance, not stalking. Don’t be bogus.

    That’s priceless.

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  3. Ed G. Member
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    @cosbyaccusers, Dr. Huxtable is an obstetrician so it’s totally normal for him to have drugs in his fanny pack meant to put you under. #science

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  4. Randy Webster Inactive
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    The Dowager Jojo:This kind of thing always disorients me because it takes me a minute to realize the 80’s actually were…….a while ago.

    Lol.  I was already old by the 80’s.

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  5. Randy Webster Inactive
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    RightAngles:

    Michael Minnott:I still fondly remember when music videos were a big deal. Not just on MTV, but local stations would have music video shows on after school. They had a certain cheesey charm to them.

    I know! I can still remember the first time I saw one. We were at a northside bar in Chicago, and suddenly all the TV screens had Madonna singing one of her songs and acting it out! We said, “Wh-a-a-a? Did they make a movie out of it?”

    Lol.  Madonna is new music in my book.

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  6. Randy Webster Inactive
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    Ed G.:

    Randy Webster:

    [….] Michael Moorcock, maybe?

    None for me, thanks. Makes me gag. And my name is Ed not Michael.

    I’m not going to ask how you know.

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  7. Ed G. Member
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    Randy Webster:

    Ed G.:

    Randy Webster:

    [….] Michael Moorcock, maybe?

    None for me, thanks. Makes me gag. And my name is Ed not Michael.

    I’m not going to ask how you know.

    #boygeorgegroupie

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  8. Tim H. Inactive
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    Randy Webster:

    6foot2inhighheels:I once read a Sci-fu book called Guns of the South, where racists from the future armed Lee’s Army with modern guns to fight the North.

    I wonder how cell phones and twitter would have changed the Reagan years.

    I don’t remember the author’s name, though I remember seeing the book. One of the first alt-history books. He wrote 3 or 4 in the series, I think. Michael Moorcock, maybe?

    Harry Turtledove.  A professor of Byzantine history, no less.  I loved this book, as well as his related alt-history book called How Few Remain, which also has the Confederate States winning their independence—and having to re-win it twenty years later—but without the time machine involved.  As a Southerner and history buff, I was impressed with the historical detail.

    How Few Remain is followed by The Great War, which takes US—CS relations up to World War I, and he has another that goes up to WWII.  I think I didn’t continue with these, but I can recommend the first two I named.

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  9. Grosseteste Thatcher
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    Mate De: #tiffanywasahackdebbiealltheway

    Noooooooooooo

    Only in my dreeeeeeeeams

    As real as it may see-ee-eem

    It was only in my dreams

    That has to be one of my top five earworms of all time.

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  10. Basil Fawlty Member
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    This is so bogus.  I just checked Wikipedia and Twitter didn’t even exist in the 1980s. Ricochet needs to employ some professional fact checkers like the New Yorker does.

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  11. DocJay Inactive
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    Dave Sussman:

    6foot2inhighheels:I once read a Sci-fu book called Guns of the South, where racists from the future armed Lee’s Army with modern guns to fight the North.

    I wonder how cell phones and twitter would have changed the Reagan years.

    DC Mayor Marion Barry may not have been re-elected… Abscam would have gone viral and Gary Hart and Donna Rice may have had a sex tape.

    #monkey business.

    Would The Clintons have made it big still?

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  12. Basil Fawlty Member
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    DocJay:

    Dave Sussman:

    6foot2inhighheels:I once read a Sci-fu book called Guns of the South, where racists from the future armed Lee’s Army with modern guns to fight the North.

    I wonder how cell phones and twitter would have changed the Reagan years.

    DC Mayor Marion Barry may not have been re-elected… Abscam would have gone viral and Gary Hart and Donna Rice may have had a sex tape.

    #monkey business.

    Would The Clintons have made it big still?

    Don’t know about Hillary, but Bill probably wouldn’t have had a problem.

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  13. Chuck Enfield Inactive
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    BrentB67:Thanks. I actually get those jokes.

    If I wasn’t feeling old before I am now.

    What jokes?

    Thanks for the memories though.  I forgot all about Twitter in the ’80’s.

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  14. JimGoneWild Coolidge
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    My 8-track player stopped working. Can you repeat some of those “tweets”, as you call them?

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  15. Umbra Fractus Inactive
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    The Dowager Jojo:

    This kind of thing always disorients me because it takes me a minute to realize the 80’s actually were…….a while ago.

    A few months ago Gary McVey mentioned something that happened “thirty years ago.” It took me a few pages worth of comments to realize that “thirty years ago” was 1986.

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  16. Umbra Fractus Inactive
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    @ValleyGyrl Wait! Paul McCartney used to be in a band with Julian Lennon’s dad? #NotBuyingIt

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  17. David Deeble Member
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    This is great!

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  18. Chris Member
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    RightAngles:

    Michael Minnott:I still fondly remember when music videos were a big deal. Not just on MTV, but local stations would have music video shows on after school. They had a certain cheesey charm to them.

    I know! I can still remember the first time I saw one. We were at a northside bar in Chicago, and suddenly all the TV screens had Madonna singing one of her songs and acting it out! We said, “Wh-a-a-a? Did they make a movie out of it?”

    Like some others here I remember Day One of MTV, but just as memorable was the first school day after Michael Jackson’s Thriller video came out.  It was the talk of the school – we just couldn’t get over how long it was and all the special effects.

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  19. Ario IronStar Inactive
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    That’s so gay.

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  20. Dave Sussman Inactive
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    Mate De:Hahahaha these are great. I used to wear Electric Youth perfume lol

    #tiffanywasahackdebbiealltheway

    I knew you looked familiar!

    #IthinkI’llBemoanNow

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  21. Dave Sussman Inactive
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    Basil Fawlty:This is so bogus. I just checked Wikipedia and Twitter didn’t even exist in the 1980s. Ricochet needs to employ some professional fact checkers like the New Yorker does.

    #WontGetFooledAgain

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  22. Dave Sussman Inactive
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    Im gonna say it… was a little surprised this went main feed.

    Maybe someone can find and post their 70’s browser history.

    ie: (www.LeaveTheGunTakeTheCannoli.com)

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  23. Dave Sussman Inactive
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    DocJay:

    Dave Sussman:

    6foot2inhighheels:I once read a Sci-fu book called Guns of the South, where racists from the future armed Lee’s Army with modern guns to fight the North.

    I wonder how cell phones and twitter would have changed the Reagan years.

    DC Mayor Marion Barry may not have been re-elected… Abscam would have gone viral and Gary Hart and Donna Rice may have had a sex tape.

    #monkey business.

    Would The Clintons have made it big still?

    @docjay You may recall Rose Law Firm had a really nifty 80’s Facebook page for a new land development deal… It was called Whitewater until a group called #BlackWatersMatter suggested the name was racially insensitive to other fluids.

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  24. DocJay Inactive
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    #blue dress fluids matter.

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  25. TG Thatcher
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    DocJay:#blue dress fluids matter.

    Silly DocJay.  Get with the program.  #EveryoneLiesAboutSex.

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  26. Titus Techera Member
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    Eighties? Blue dress? Creepy? I’m your huckleberry! This has taken me away from Warren Zevon, who was a thing in the eighties, too, but here it is. You probably have to imagine listening to this drunk:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMZocFVTSNE

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  27. Randy Webster Inactive
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    I thought that was Mitch Ryder.

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  28. Titus Techera Member
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    I guess, yeah–instant hit, just add one devil.

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