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Necessary Diversion: #TweetsFromThe80s
I was at my Mom’s place last weekend rummaging through my teenage things and found some old tweets!
Can’t believe she kept them. Remember how modern Twitter seemed in the 1980s? That was when we changed our Twitter handles almost daily. #GoodTimes
Thought I would share a few:
Published in Humor@OPShorts Met a rad girl @Zuma. Like totally awesome! She gave me her party line number. It rang Musicland :( #Bogus
@HeatOfTheMoment Decision: Zeppelin’s In Through The Out Door or Styx Paradise Theater? Only have $5. #WentWithAsia
@TheWayItIsnt Cronkite also refers to Reagan’s SDI laser thing as ‘Star Wars’. Hey Walt: At least call it something from this decade – Missile Command. #DeepSpaceThoughts
@BetteDavisThighs Juan must really love Maria. That’s like his 4th radio dedication this week. #LoveSongsOnTheZzzzzzzzzzz
@FlockOfSpitballs RIP John Belushi. That is all. #ImAZitGetIt?
@MrHandsFeet Just saw Fast Times at Pacific Theaters in the mall they filmed Fast Times, where a character worked at same theater, where I was sitting, watching… #WigginOut
@DavidLeeSpandex DJ: Play less ‘Hello’ and more ‘Hot For Teacher’ #LionelRitchieMakesMeItchie
@CaughtBetweenTheMoon&NYC Found the Ringwalds home number in the White Pages. Just spoke with her Grandma who will pass on my message to Molly. #DONTUSETHEPHONEMOM!!!
@InTheFamilyJewels? Hands Across America. Gerbils in Gere #PagingPETA
@SeaBiscuitAndGravy The Titanic was found near Newfoundland. Sounds like the first place they should’ve looked. #IcebergLettuceAHead
@CherNotSoNobyl The most permanent feature of Russia’s socialistic economy are their temporary shortages. #CageyBee
@AbeFroman I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I’m the nurse who likes to… #TheyThinkHe’sARighteousDude
@MrFurleysAscot More like Three’s Slightly Amusing Misunderstandings #MeetAtRegalBeagle
@DebbieGibsonOrTiffany? Girl in my class wears Electric Youth perfume. If I wore Gene Simmons’ KISS cologne you think I got a shot? #NobodyPutsBabyInTheCorner
@HeresTheBeef Band-Aid, Live-Aid, and Farm-Aid are all Cool… ade. #FeedTheWorld
@1234Siskel&EbertsThumbwar Movie Review: Star Trek III – The Search For Pillow #TribbleMeThis
@JimBakkersAlibi Dear Penthouse Forum. You won’t believe this, but this really did happen to me. #YeahThatsTheTicket
@MilkBoneUnderwear Spuds MacKenzie learned to play guitar yet I can’t get past the first 3 notes of Jessie’s Girl. #DrinksFromBudBowl
@BeKindRewind Ghostbusters II was a pretty funny sequel. Glad they didn’t pander and replace them with an all female cast. #GhostWithTheMost
@AndLeonsGettingLarger Hulk Hogan played Thunderlips and doesn’t get the Oscar nod? Rigged. #WeBuiltThisCityOnRockyRoad
@ThatsInconceivable They’re called Compact Discs. Totally indestructible. Will never scratch. #HastaColumbiaRecords
@AwesomeKarioke My favorite was Milli… no, Vanilli… #BlameItOnTheLame
@Frajeeelay Deck the halls with boughs of horry. #OhFfffffudddgggee
@WeirdWeatherScience A guy named Doppler invented a better radar… to find his dopplerganger. #MaxHeadroomToldMe
@BackInTwoAndTwo Mooooon River…Thank you doc, ever serve time? #NeverGoingBackOnWoolery’sShow
That’s romance, not stalking. Don’t be bogus.
That’s priceless.
@cosbyaccusers, Dr. Huxtable is an obstetrician so it’s totally normal for him to have drugs in his fanny pack meant to put you under. #science
Lol. I was already old by the 80’s.
Lol. Madonna is new music in my book.
I’m not going to ask how you know.
#boygeorgegroupie
Harry Turtledove. A professor of Byzantine history, no less. I loved this book, as well as his related alt-history book called How Few Remain, which also has the Confederate States winning their independence—and having to re-win it twenty years later—but without the time machine involved. As a Southerner and history buff, I was impressed with the historical detail.
How Few Remain is followed by The Great War, which takes US—CS relations up to World War I, and he has another that goes up to WWII. I think I didn’t continue with these, but I can recommend the first two I named.
Noooooooooooo
Only in my dreeeeeeeeams
As real as it may see-ee-eem
It was only in my dreams
That has to be one of my top five earworms of all time.
This is so bogus. I just checked Wikipedia and Twitter didn’t even exist in the 1980s. Ricochet needs to employ some professional fact checkers like the New Yorker does.
#monkey business.
Would The Clintons have made it big still?
Don’t know about Hillary, but Bill probably wouldn’t have had a problem.
What jokes?
Thanks for the memories though. I forgot all about Twitter in the ’80’s.
My 8-track player stopped working. Can you repeat some of those “tweets”, as you call them?
A few months ago Gary McVey mentioned something that happened “thirty years ago.” It took me a few pages worth of comments to realize that “thirty years ago” was 1986.
@ValleyGyrl Wait! Paul McCartney used to be in a band with Julian Lennon’s dad? #NotBuyingIt
This is great!
Like some others here I remember Day One of MTV, but just as memorable was the first school day after Michael Jackson’s Thriller video came out. It was the talk of the school – we just couldn’t get over how long it was and all the special effects.
That’s so gay.
I knew you looked familiar!
#IthinkI’llBemoanNow
#WontGetFooledAgain
Im gonna say it… was a little surprised this went main feed.
Maybe someone can find and post their 70’s browser history.
ie: (www.LeaveTheGunTakeTheCannoli.com)
@docjay You may recall Rose Law Firm had a really nifty 80’s Facebook page for a new land development deal… It was called Whitewater until a group called #BlackWatersMatter suggested the name was racially insensitive to other fluids.
#blue dress fluids matter.
Silly DocJay. Get with the program. #EveryoneLiesAboutSex.
Eighties? Blue dress? Creepy? I’m your huckleberry! This has taken me away from Warren Zevon, who was a thing in the eighties, too, but here it is. You probably have to imagine listening to this drunk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMZocFVTSNE
I thought that was Mitch Ryder.
I guess, yeah–instant hit, just add one devil.