Dear Governors Who Oppose Syrian Refugee Resettlement

 

I applaud you in your eagerness to keep our homeland safe from terrorism. Believe me, I don’t take the threat of terrorism lightly. I don’t want to pull this card too often — I know it gets old — but my cozy Paris neighborhood was turned into a river of blood the other day. I’m dusting off the escape plans, thinking maybe it would be prudent to buy myself a bit of atropine, 2-PAM and diazepam to have on hand at home, a Hazmat suit, that sort of thing. And I only I mention this to you just so you know I take this threat every bit as seriously as you do. Unfortunately, I suspect, I take it quite a bit more seriously, because it’s obvious to me that you’ve not given this even five minutes’ of serious thought.

Here’s why I think so. Have a close look:

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Do you see the problem I see?

Now, Syrian refugees are, at least in principle, subjected to a layer of screening that includes in-person interviews with staff trained to elicit testimony. Whether these trained staff are any good at it, I don’t know, and I doubt it a priori, but at least they’re thinking about the possibility that these people might not be who they say they are. After that, they refer only the most vulnerable and the least dangerous — survivors of torture and rape, for example, or families with multiple children and a female head of household — for resettlement. Then the applications have to be reviewed and approved by State, Defense, Homeland Security, and the FBI’s Terrorist Screening Center, as well as a bunch of agencies we probably don’t even know about; and then, supposedly, a DHS officer gets in on the act and interviews every applicant, too; they collect fingerprints, they scan eyeballs, they match them against databases at the National Counterterrorism Center, the Pentagon, domestic and international law enforcement, the FBI, NSA, and Interpol — and then they turn most of them away. Supposedly, half the refugees admitted are children. A quarter are adults over 60. Only two percent are single males of combat age, and I’d be pretty surprised if they weren’t cripples incapable of feeding themselves unaided, no less committing terrorism. After that, they’re followed up by a lot of vetted, Christian non-profits whose goal is to help them integrate, so basically they’re under semi-permanent surveillance, and the chances of their getting enough private time to plot a terrorist abomination sound, to me, reasonably slim.

But not impossible.

For you see, I’m completely with you in saying that we can’t and shouldn’t trust any of those agencies, given that they screw up everything they touch. It’s like they’ve got some kind of anti-Midas magic, isn’t it? And above all, I have to agree on the most basic of principles: Our policy, as Americans, should be to take no risk, ever. There is nothing so important that it’s worth taking a risk. Certainly not, say, saving someone’s life. That much is trivially obvious, as Chomsky would say.

So I’m with you 100 percent on the principle — no risk, ever — but I’ll know that you’re serious about this philosophy, as opposed to just being disgusting demagogues trying to exploit the plight of the most miserable victims of war in the world, when you shut down the Belgian pipeline. Because it sure looks to me as if the most despicable terrorists whose handiwork I’ve ever had the personal displeasure of coming across are Belgian and French nationals, not Syrians. And as you can see from the above, Europeans can just skip all of this vetting nonsense, book a ticket on Priceline, hail a cab to Brussel-Nationaal, and fourteen hours later walk out of customs into the sunlit tarmac of Dallas/Fort Worth International. No questions asked.

Given that on average, it takes a Syrian refugee 18-24 months get into the US (clearly, someone is cogitating deeply over those files, for better or worse) why isn’t that exactly the strategy any terrorist EU National who wasn’t clinically feeble-minded would adopt? I mean, haven’t you noticed that these scum are in a hurry to kill us? They don’t have the time to wait for our bureaucratic Behemoth to go through its creaking paces.

Think about it. Try to imagine you’re a terrorist. Don’t get all worked up about the tafsir part of it, just think about it like a video game: His goal (or hers, lots of she-jihadis these days) is to kill as many of us as possible in the most cost effective, time-saving, and maximally terrorising way. Now, we know these guys with the iris scanners and the notebooks and the scary-looking interrogators from State, Defense, Homeland Security, the FBI, the CIA, the DHS, the Pentagon and the NSA are all a total joke who couldn’t spot a terrorist if it bit ’em in the rump. After all, it’s not like anyone in any of those agencies has ever spent years in these parts of the world sincerely trying to avoid getting his own posterior blown up by jihadi psychopaths, so why would they know anything about that?

But let’s let their total incompetence be our little secret, for now. See, I figure to an ISIS fanboy it could actually sound quite daunting, not to mention seriously hectic, to deal with all those agencies and their obnoxious, repetitive, intrusive, personal, and insulting questions — especially when the alternative is so supremely easy: You just book your flight, hop across the pond, and if anyone asks, you tell them you’ve always heard that Zee Burning Man, he is so cool, dude and I go to to hook up wid deez crazy girls who bring zee Axayacoatl to life! — and you’re home free! You don’t even need to bring your own Kalashnikov — we’ve got much better stuff for sale at any Walmart, and it’s way cheaper than those rusty ancient-model Russian rejects you’d have to buy from some Balkan gonif who’s probably going to sell you the only AK in the recorded history of warfare that’s ever jammed.

So prove to me you’re serious about keeping us safe, governors. And I mean 100 percent safe: No risk, ever. Not for any cause, however worthy. Show me you’re serious by getting that Belgian terrorist pipeline shut down. If one more Belgian gets into the US without the same treatment we give the Syrians, it’s on you if he blows himself and everyone around him up on prime time during a football game. Because that’s just the obvious thing to do, isn’t it? He doesn’t have to hang out for even a second with all those sad-faced, depressing, exhausted refugees — some of whom might even know who he is and start shrieking in horror, right in front of the local CIA vetter, you know? You just skip all that risky, time-consuming nonsense and hop right on the plane.

You know I’m right, Governors.

No need to thank me. It’s just what any patriotic American would do.

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  1. Bryan G. Stephens Thatcher
    Bryan G. Stephens
    @BryanGStephens

    Clarie,

    This entire post is beneath you. It is along the lines of  “But what about Timothy Mcvey?”

    Just because a solution is not perfect does not mean you do not do it.

    I get that you want to do something, but frankly, you sound more and more leftists with each of these posts.

    We owe nothing to Syrians.

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  2. Mike LaRoche Inactive
    Mike LaRoche
    @MikeLaRoche

    When Belgians murder 3,000 Americans in the name of a false pagan deity, let me know.

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  3. iDad Inactive
    iDad
    @iDad

    Dear Ms. Berlinski:

    I think you should be aware that Fred Cole has found a way to post under your name.

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  4. Mike LaRoche Inactive
    Mike LaRoche
    @MikeLaRoche

    And I’ll take any of those governors over the Islamist-sympathizing Marxist currently occupying the White House.

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  5. Pseudodionysius Inactive
    Pseudodionysius
    @Pseudodionysius

    What’s being done for Syrian Christians?

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  6. Albert Arthur Coolidge
    Albert Arthur
    @AlbertArthur

    Here’s the thing: Governors actually do think about their jobs, even when you disagree with them. And just because someone disagrees with you doesn’t mean they’re disgusting demagogues. That’s actually an incredibly insulting thing to suggest. For instance, I disagree with you about this. That’s ok. It doesn’t mean you’re…whatever. I just, really, really, disagree with you about Syrian “refugees.”

    You may mock the governors, but they have legitimate concerns, which are shared by a majority of Americans.

    Their concerns are legitimate because the mastermind of the Paris attacks re-entered Europe posing as a Syrian refugee, even though he was…a Belgian national.

    So your theory is basically…what?

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  7. A-Squared Inactive
    A-Squared
    @ASquared

    There is an important difference between “no risk ever” and “an easily avoidable risk.”

    But I’m with you.  Let keep all Belgians from entering the US. They scare me.  Nomads you know.  Smell like cabbage.  Small hands.

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  8. Bryan G. Stephens Thatcher
    Bryan G. Stephens
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    Pseudodionysius:What’s being done for Syrian Christians?

    How dare you suggest a relgious test! Don’t you know that all faiths are equal and that no faith is better than another???!!! Islam is a religion of peace and the fact Muslims do things like execute homosexuals, cut off hands of thieves, is just a minority of extremists in places like Saudia Arabia.

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  9. Claire Berlinski, Ed. Member
    Claire Berlinski, Ed.
    @Claire

    Mike LaRoche:When Belgians murder 3,000 Americans in the name of a false pagan deity, let me know.

    They got one last week. And 188 Frenchmen. It seems a significant warning sign.

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  10. Pseudodionysius Inactive
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    @Pseudodionysius

    Of 2,184 Syrian refugees admitted into the U.S. since the Syrian civil war erupted in 2011, only 53 (2.4 percent) have been Christians while 2098 (or 96 percent) have been Muslims, according to State Department statistics updated on Monday.

    The remaining 33 include 1 Yazidi, 8 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Baha’i, 6 Zoroastrians, 6 of “other religion,” 7 of “no religion,” and 3 atheists.

    Oh, that’s right. Nothing.

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  11. Bob Thompson Member
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    @BobThompson

    I can see that visa waivers make us vulnerable. I don’t see why you would address  governors of states. That’s like asking the governors to declare war on ISIS.

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  12. Bryan G. Stephens Thatcher
    Bryan G. Stephens
    @BryanGStephens

    Albert Arthur:Here’s the thing: Governors actually do think about their jobs, even when you disagree with them. And just because someone disagrees with you doesn’t mean they’re disgusting demagogues. That’s actually an incredibly insulting thing to suggest. For instance, I disagree with you about this. That’s ok. It doesn’t mean you’re…whatever. I just, really, really, disagree with you about Syrian “refugees.”

    You may mock the governors, but they have legitimate concerns, which are shared by a majority of Americans.

    Their concerns are legitimate because the mastermind of the Paris attacks re-entered Europe posing as a Syrian refugee, even though he was…a Belgian national.

    So your theory is basically…what?

    Claire clearly thinks we are all wrong. She has the right to have a superior view, since she might have died! That gives her feelings more weight than ours, doesn’t it?

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  13. Pseudodionysius Inactive
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    @Pseudodionysius

    “There’s No Such Thing as Moderate Islam”: An Iraqi Priest Describes the Christian Genocide

    “THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS MODERATE ISLAM”
    Padre Douglas al Bazi recounts the Christian Genocide in Iraq

    Matteo Matzuzzi
    IL FOGLIO
    August 26th 2015

    “Wake up! The cancer is at your door. They will destroy you. We, the Christians of the Middle East are the only group that has seen the face of evil: Islam”.

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  14. Cal Lawton Inactive
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    @CalLawton

    How much vetting did Major Nidal Hasan receive?

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  15. Mike LaRoche Inactive
    Mike LaRoche
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    Claire Berlinski, Ed.:

    Mike LaRoche:When Belgians murder 3,000 Americans in the name of a false pagan deity, let me know.

    They got one last week. And 188 Frenchmen. It seems a significant warning sign.

    Precisely why all Muslim immigration to the West should have ended the day after 9/11, and those living in the West either expelled or compelled to renounce their barbarous creed.

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  16. Bryan G. Stephens Thatcher
    Bryan G. Stephens
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    Claire Berlinski, Ed.:

    Mike LaRoche:When Belgians murder 3,000 Americans in the name of a false pagan deity, let me know.

    They got one last week. And 188 Frenchmen. It seems a significant warning sign.

    Hardly a true Belgian. You are right Claire, we should introduce both religious and ethic tests to keep people out.

    Let’s stop dancing around the problem: Islam. Islam is the problem. Muslims are the most dangerous people in the world right now. That is the fact of the matter. We need to let none of them into America. The West should stop letting them travel freely.

    OMG, what have I said? I am painting with too broad a brush! Yet, that is how I feel, and how I feel is at least as important as how you feel, of is your brush with terror something that trumps me?

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  17. Bryan G. Stephens Thatcher
    Bryan G. Stephens
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    Mike LaRoche:

    Claire Berlinski, Ed.:

    Mike LaRoche:When Belgians murder 3,000 Americans in the name of a false pagan deity, let me know.

    They got one last week. And 188 Frenchmen. It seems a significant warning sign.

    Precisely why all Muslim immigration to the West should have ended the day after 9/11, and those living in the West either expelled or compelled to renounce their barbarous creed.

    You monster! How dare you! Bigot! Racist! Imperailaist!

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  18. Pseudodionysius Inactive
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  19. Pseudodionysius Inactive
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    List-Garissa

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  20. Bryan G. Stephens Thatcher
    Bryan G. Stephens
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    Being Cynical and Skeptical means we are all racists, right?

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  21. Instugator Thatcher
    Instugator
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    Dear Governors,

    Although the American most responsible for the Syrian problem is President Barack Obama – as illustrated by the inestimable Walter Russell Mead,

    …no one, other than the Butcher Assad and the unspeakable al-Baghdadi, is as responsible for the humanitarian catastrophe in Syria as is President Obama. No one has committed more sins of omission, no one has so ruthlessly sacrificed the well-being of Syria’s people for his own ends, as the man in the White House. In all the world, only President Obama had the ability to do anything significant to prevent this catastrophe; in all the world no one turned his back so coldly and resolutely on the suffering Syrians as the man who sits in the White House today—a man who is now lecturing his fellow citizens on what he insists is their moral inferiority before his own high self-esteem.

    and although our very own Claire agrees with the President in his moral preening; I urge you to stay the course.

    Europe already has a well developed welfare state and rather than impose transportation and housing costs upon the already beleagured American taxpayer (burdened, as it were with nearly 50 years as the world’s policeman) it is perhaps fitting that the vaunted democratic socialism of Europe take this tiny additional burden. They could use these refugees to prop up their aging workforce, harvest their labor to improve their social safety nets and ensure the dependency of future generations.

    America is the world’s policeman, perhaps Europe should rise to their true calling as the world’s nanny (they already have the environmental scold part down and I would hate burden their conscience with the unneccessary expenditure of carbon to effect the transfer of the refugees) – consider it a way to pay forward the fruits of the Marshall Plan.

    Europe can handle this.

    Stew

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  22. Percival Thatcher
    Percival
    @Percival

    As the only thing a U.S. screener is likely to catch is cold, let’s just dispense with that fig leaf for the modesty of national security and let them all in.

    We can register them to vote while we’re at it.

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  23. BThompson Inactive
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    So what’s the rule when the editors start trolling all the members of the site?

    If your case were so compelling, Claire, you wouldn’t need to to resort to patronizing caricature and snark. Really, we don’t need any more of our betters sneering and mocking our concerns. We get enough of that from our president.

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  24. Bryan G. Stephens Thatcher
    Bryan G. Stephens
    @BryanGStephens

    BThompson:So what’s the rule when the editors start trolling all the members of the site?

    If your case were so compelling, Claire, you wouldn’t need to to resort to patronizing caricature and snark. Really, we don’t need any more of our betters sneering and mocking our concerns. We get enough of that from our president.

    Heh

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  25. Percival Thatcher
    Percival
    @Percival

    Only Nigel Farage can say “former Prime Minister of Belgium” and make it sound like a count on an indictment.

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  26. Bryan G. Stephens Thatcher
    Bryan G. Stephens
    @BryanGStephens

    Percival:Only Nigel Farage can say “former Prime Minister of Belgium” and make it sound like a count on an indictment.

    “Blame Belgium, Blame Belgium,

    It’s not a real country anyway”

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  27. Pseudodionysius Inactive
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    I’ll treat my Ricochet membership fee as a jizya Islam tax from here on in.

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  28. Lucy Elwood Member
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    I don’t think living in a city that undergoes a terrible assault gives one the right to take a superior stance: “Let me explain it to you awful demagogues, and I’ll map it out really slowly, because you seem to be stupid or maybe just morally defective.” The proximity to last Friday’s assault might explain the emotional intensity of Claire’s post. Understandable. But I lived through 9/11 in NYC; that did not make me an expert on national-security issues; that did not make it okay (or smart) to call my ideological opponents stupid.

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  29. A-Squared Inactive
    A-Squared
    @ASquared

    Bryan G. Stephens:

    “Blame Belgium, Blame Belgium,

    It’s not a real country anyway”

    Yeah, maybe we should invade

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  30. Muleskinner Member
    Muleskinner
    @Muleskinner

    Pseudodionysius:

    Of 2,184 Syrian refugees admitted into the U.S. since the Syrian civil war erupted in 2011, only 53 (2.4 percent) have been Christians while 2098 (or 96 percent) have been Muslims, according to State Department statistics updated on Monday.

    The remaining 33 include 1 Yazidi, 8 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Baha’i, 6 Zoroastrians, 6 of “other religion,” 7 of “no religion,” and 3 atheists.

    Oh, that’s right. Nothing.

    I wonder about those counts. Last month my church collected furniture and household goods for two families of Syrians that were resettled in our fair city. All Yazidi’s, eight total.

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