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Bombshell!!
RICOCHET EXCLUSIVE: The FBI has reportedly turned over a note found in Melania’s Trump’s closet to federal prosecutors and attorneys for the House January 6 Special Committee. It is believed to be from Vladimir Putin to Donald Trump authorizing the Jan 6 insurrection. Details have yet to emerge.
Attorney General Garland said that because there is an ongoing investigation, only the New York Times and Washington Post can receive any additional information.
One source said the note is in code and Rep. Adam Schiff has announced that a whistleblower who has seen the note and also knows the code says it is damning evidence of planning for the Jan 6 outrage.
One person on the Mar-a-Lago household staff told this reporter that she witnessed an FBI agent excitedly waiving a receipt for a Versace jacket purchased for the First Lady in an expensive shop on the Via Condotti and that other agents were rushing to examine it. It is unclear as to whether this might be the coded note in question.
MSNBC is planning a special with interviews with code-breaking specialists from federal agencies who will speculate on the content of the note. A spokesperson for Rep. Cheney said that she is troubled but not surprised.
Developing.
Published in General
This is delightful! It belongs on the Main Feed.
President Donald J. Trump is no joke.
I’m not sure about any other present or former federal officials.
The note in Melania’s pocket was in code to throw off Schiff – they finally deciphered it – pick up vanilla ice cream, whole wheat bread, a jar of Jiff, and extra aspirin – no this is not a joke. The whole thing is insane and will backfire
“Attorney General Garland said that because there is an ongoing investigation, only the New York Times and Washington Post can receive any additional information.”
Priceless
More Breaking News: Ricochet resident NT can neither confirm nor deny the other Breaking News but will soon write a manifesto confirming the newly discovered Trump/Putin plot because it sure sounds like something the imaginary Orange Man living in his noggin would do.
I gave it the 13th, so Main Feed, here it comes. But first, is this satire or straight reporting. It’s SO hard to tell anymore.
I think that Ricochet’s resident NT is living rent free in your head, given that he gave the Second Like to this post.
I am betting she has more than 8 closets. Spring wear, summer wear, fall wear, winter wear, formal wear, more-formal wear, super-model wear, and mom jeans.
I doubt it.
We the people are screwed.
I don’t know. These people scare me. This will get picked up by the mainstream media and reprinted as fact.
If it doesn’t make the Main Feed and still gets reported by the MSM, we’ll know they have moles in ricochet.
Funny story …. Seeing your name there second on the list brought back old manifesto memories and prompted me to write the comment.
Let it go…
It was a panty raid. The Sniffer-in-Chief wanted a whiff of Melania.
Has the Delaware Groper been seen nuzzling any young victims lately? Wonder if COVID knocked the core sense of the Olfactory Offender?
NEVER!!!!
A leaker has indicated that a note found in the pocket of one of Melania’s dresses had an apparent coded message on it. Although one agent has insisted it looks like a reminder to stop at the dry cleaners, another agent confidently explains that it disguises an insidious coded instruction. At this date, agents are still trying to decipher its meaning . . .
If the FBI was searching for documents, what the heck were they doing looking through Mrs. Trump’s clothing? Why weren’t they looking only in Mr. Trump’s home office?
Actually, magic glasses were found in the vicinity of the note which were immediately used in an attempt to decode the note, except the glasses were dropped and broke, rendering them useless. Still, sources close to Biden said he had a lucky rabbit’s foot on his keychain, which when placed in a MAGA hat also found in Melania’s closet, was used to read the note. Mitt Romney told him to place the rabbit’s foot over the paper, cover it with the hat and plunge his face into the top of the hat. The message:
“Don’t forget to drink your Ovaltine. Love, Vladimir.”
It’ll take them a while. They still haven’t figured out the true meaning of Covfefe, and it’s been years…
It said, ‘no ticky, no washy’.
They took it to the dry cleaners so they would have something to wear for the annual J. Edgar drag ball.
Uh-oh. Hope no Lefties are around. Cultural appropriation! Racism!
Mom jeans? On Melania???
I know this is very clever, and I appreciate the humor.
But … I have several friends and a sister in law whose homes were broken into. And their drawers (both kinds) rifled through.
To a one, they got rid of their clothes and sold their homes. One shared with me recently that she drives past her old home every single day and she doesn’t even glance at it. A home where she spent 20 years and raised four kids.
I wonder how Melania is feeling about all this …
They thought they were searching Sandy Berger’s closet. Now that he’s gone, he identifies as Melania.
Exactly! I can’t even picture mom jeans on Melania.
I hope that Melania does a careful inventory of her lingerie drawer. There just may be a few missing…
Lol
Breaking: Old Bathos has signed two year no-cut 10 million dollar deal with Babylon Bee. Washington Post and New York Times were in the bidding, until they were informed by unknown sources that he was a satirist.
The Bee is all over this story!
That is hilarious. It is good to laugh.