One week in, and the NBA keeps making their China kowtow worse. Will the backlash from all sides force American companies to stop taking a knee for the Commies?

The intro/outro song and Jon’s song of the week is “Chopper” by The Hecks. Stephen’s song of the week is “Magic Marker” by Craig Finn. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our Spotify playlist!

The cosplaying Prime Minister of the Great White North was caught wearing blackface again and again and again. Luckily, the press was busy attacking a now-fired SNL castmember and publishing more fake news about Brett Kavanaugh. Is cancel culture doomed?

The intro/outro song is “Sad Song” by The Cars (RIP, Ric). Stephen’s song of the week is “A Word of Wisdom” by M83. Jon’s song of the week is “Turn Away the Bad Thing” by Ceremony. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our Spotify playlist!

Trump used a Sharpie on Hurricane Dorian’s tracking map; time for impeachment? Also, David French and Sohrab Ahmari debate federal policy on library drag queens.

The intro/outro song and Jon’s song of the week is “Topographe” by Corridor. Stephen’s song of the week is “Someone to You” by Katie Toupin. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our Spotify playlist!

The President of the United States tweets The Conservatarians’ Photoshop, finally ensconcing this fine podcast in the National Archives. And why do Democrats call the late David Koch “polarizing” — was it his support for same-sex marriage, criminal justice reform, or legalized weed?

The intro/outro song and Jon’s song of the week is “Change With the Sun” by Soviet Soviet. Stephen’s song of the week is “Stained Glass Slipper” by WHY? To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our Spotify playlist!