No one else is talking about it, but we will! The Mueller Report was released in full, outside of a few redacted bits. Did it change anyone’s mind? The intro/outro and Stephen’s song of the week is “Faithless” by Operators, and Jon’s song of the week is “Torment Operator” by She Sir. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our 2019 Spotify playlist!
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Calm Jon actually left his house and saw a movie: Director Jordan Peele’s second film, Us. We talk about the pros and cons and wonder if the modern Democratic Party can accept an old white male as goofy as Joe Biden. The intro/outro and Jon’s song of the week is “Lucky Girl” by Fazerdaze, and Stephen’s song of the week is “Everyday” by Weyes Blood. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our all-new 2019 Spotify playlist!
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Robert Mueller ended his investigation into Trump/Russian collusion without any new indictments. Bill Barr submitted his summary to Congress showing no collusion. Jon and Stephen review the latest and wonder why the media failed so hard for so long.
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Quip Kat Timpf visited the last Blockbuster Video store left on earth and shares what she found. Kat is a regular on “The Greg Gutfeld Show” and writes for National Review. Then, Jon and Stephen wonder if Joe Biden is too goofy to be president.
The intro/outro and Stephen’s song of the week is “Woman” by Karen O and Danger Mouse, and Jon’s song of the week is “Viktor Borgia” by Stephen Malkmus. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our all-new 2019 Spotify playlist!
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Calm Jon and Stephen offer their thoughts on New Zealand and prayers for the mourning. Stephen explains why he’s muting Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Jon explains why Beto would make a better life coach than president. The intro/outro and Jon’s song of the week is “X” by New Zealand band Bailter Space and Stephen’s song of the week is “Palms” by Jangula. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our all-new 2019 Spotify playlist!
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Jon and Stephen solve all the woke problems this week, including anti-semitism, reparations, and trans-sports in high school. The intro/outro is “Breathe” by The Prodigy. Jon’s song of the week is “Bruxist Grin” by Pile and Stephen’s song of the week is “Long Way Home” by Durand Jones and the Indications. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our all-new 2019 Spotify playlist!
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No deal for NoKo and the Dems and The Bulwark are stuck in 2016, fighting the last battle. Is conservativism conserved by mocking pro-lifers at CPAC? The intro/outro and Jon’s song of the week is “Cotton Skies” by Westkust and Stephen’s song of the week is “Maybe You’re the Reason” by The Japanese House. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our all-new 2019 Spotify playlist!
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Calm Bernie enters the 2020 field, with new ideas fresh from the Supreme Soviet Kulak Liquidation Act of 1932. The Conservatarians also wrap up the coverage on Jussie Smollett’s arrest, the psycho Coast Guard supremacist, and the worst pundits ever.
The intro/outro and Jon’s song of the week is “Spiked Flower” by Swervedriver and Stephen’s song of the week is “Murmuration” by Desperate Journalist. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our all-new 2019 Spotify playlist!
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Quip The Conservatarians wrap up the Jussie Smollett hoax and the press misbehavior surrounding it, and weigh in on Trump’s emergency powers and Amazon’s departure from New York City.
The intro/outro and Stephen’s song of the week is “Boys Got to Go” by BRONCHO and Jon’s song of the week is “Vote for Me” by The Specials. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our all-new 2019 Spotify playlist!
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The Conservatarians ponder the Washington Post’s $5.2 million Super Bowl ad, Trump’s second State of the Union address, Warren’s diminishing 2020 chances, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s insane Green New Deal proposal.
Stephen’s song of the week is “Varieties of Exile” by Beirut and Jon’s song of the week is “Desire” by Josefine Ohrn & The Liberation. The outro song is “Plains” by Deerhunter. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our all-new 2019 Spotify playlist!
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Calm Conservatarians pounce! Gov. Ralph Northam busted for blackface, Kamala Harris wants to abolish private health insurance, New York and Virginia go all in for infanticide, and Green New Dealers want to ban cars. Other than that, Dems had a pretty good week!
The intro/outro song is “Wait until Tomorrow” by Crocodiles. Stephen’s song of the week is “Dylan Thomas” by Better Oblivion Community Center and Jon’s song of the week is “Newport” by Kinski. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our all-new 2019 Spotify playlist!
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Roger Stone was arrested, reporters were laid-off, Covington kids were harassed, and Stephen was almost murdered on the mean streets of Brooklyn. The intro/outro song and Stephen’s song of the week is “Seventeen” by Sharon Van Etten. Jon’s song of the week is “Scholars” by Buke & Gase. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our all-new 2019 Spotify playlist!
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Quip Is BuzzFeed’s story a blockbuster or a bust? Can Gillette clean up toxic masculinity? Does McDonald’s deliver to the White House? The intro/outro song and Jon’s song of the week is “Clean Up” by Pedro the Lion. Stephen’s song of the week is “Death in Midsummer” by Deerhunter. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our all-new 2019 Spotify playlist!
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Trump considers a border emergency, AM Radio keeps calling the shots in the White House, and Democrats are wondering how to control Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D–Twitter). The intro/outro song is “Fake Palindromes” by Andrew Bird. Jon’s song of the week is “Swebeach” by Westkust, and Stephen’s song of the week is “Cheer Up Charley” by The Delines. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our all-new 2019 Spotify playlist!
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The wokemob drags Louis CK — then they drag Ellen DeGeneres for trying to redeem their previous target, Kevin Hart. Will we need to wait for the next generation to reclaim comedy?
The intro/outro song is “Natural” by Tanukichan. Jon’s song of the week is “Summer Nights” by Lightfoils, and Stephen’s song of the week is “Ode to a Friend” by Old Sea Brigade. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our all-new 2019 Spotify playlist!
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Jon and Stephen close out the year with our top five albums of 2018, with special guest Courtney E. Smith. Courtney is the author of Record Collecting for Girls: Unleashing Your Inner Music Nerd, One Album at a Time and reviews music for Refinery29. Before that, Courtney worked for MTV, CBS, and iHeart Radio.
We’ve created a Spotify playlist for all 15 of our picks, which you can listen to here:
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DonorsTrust Mattis resigns, stocks plummet, Trump pulls out of Syria, and we might get both a government shutdown and a GoFundMe border wall. Jon and Stephen discuss the chaotic week in Washington.
The intro/outro song is “I Wish It Was Christmas Today” by Julian Casablancas. Jon’s song of the week is “Clear” by Nonn, and Stephen’s song of the week is “Growin’ Up” by Bruce Springsteen. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our Spotify playlist!
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Mrs. Fields Michael Cohen gets three years in the big house. House Democrats gear up for impeachment. Mike Pence just wants to go home. Jon and Stephen discuss the busy week in Trump World.
The intro/outro song is “What Do I Get?” by The Buzzcocks (RIP, Pete Shelley). Jon’s song of the week is “Stitches” by Chorusgirl, and Stephen’s song of the week is “Hi Hello” by Johnny Marr. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our Spotify playlist!
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Mrs. Fields The Oscars booted Kevin Hart and USA Today dragged Heisman winner Kyler Murray for years-old tweets. Why are the intersectionality police targeting black men immediately after their greatest victories? Jon and Stephen also discuss the rumored death of The Weekly Standard.
Jon’s song of the week and the intro/outro song is “Paradiso” by FEWS. Stephen’s song of the week is “Some Birds” by Jeff Tweedy of Wilco. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our Spotify playlist!
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Mrs. Fields Jon and Stephen discuss the death of President George H.W. Bush and Twitter’s moves to silence their users. The intro/outro song is “The Funeral” by Band of Horses . Stephen’s song of the week is “My Beautiful Boy” by Phosphorescent and Jon’s is “Pontiac 87” by Preoccupations. To listen to all the music featured on The Conservatarians, subscribe to our Spotify playlist!
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