“Gee, I’m Really Sorry Your Mom Blew Up, Ricky”

 

Better Off Dead was released 35 years ago tomorrow, on August 23rd, 1985.

I love this movie so much! It has everything — John Cusack before he became annoying, Diane Franklin at peak cuteness, a psychotic paper boy, Curtis “Booger” Armstrong, an antagonist named Stalin, Asian drag-racing brothers who talk like Howard Cosell, a claymation hamburger performing Van Halen, an appearance by Barney Rubble, homages to Rocky, Harold & Maude, The Graduate, and several other films that I’ve probably missed.

For those who haven’t seen it, it’s the (more than slightly) surreal story of Lane Meyer, a severe underachiever of a high school student. His girlfriend of six months dumps him “Because I really think it’d be better for me if I went out with someone more popular — better looking, who drives a nicer car.” He stages multiple half-hearted attempts at suicide, and gets involved with the french foreign exchange student [Franklin] living with the family across the street.

It’s not quite the “Throw every gag we can think of at the screen and see what sticks” approach to comedy that Airplane or The Naked Gun series is, but it’s a similar sensibility. I rewatched Airplane a few months ago, and didn’t laugh nearly as much as I did at Better Off Dead this afternoon.

It’s a film that needs multiple viewings to really appreciate. There are so many little moments – the little hop that Ricky does while chasing a balloon, Curtis Armstrong mouthing “wake up” at the fetal pig during his geometry class.

Finally, this is one of the more quotable of the cult films of the ’80s.

“That’s a real shame, when people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.”

“I want my two dollars!”

“Go that way, very fast. If something gets in your way, turn!”

“I’ve been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I’m no dummy.”

So, for fans of the film, find some time to watch it this weekend.  For those who haven’t seen it, give it a shot.

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  1. RightAngles Member
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    “I’ve been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I’m no dummy.”

    Ha!

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  2. Al Sparks Coolidge
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    Miffed White Male: It’s a film that needs multiple viewings to really appreciate.

    Then I’ll pass.

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  3. Miffed White Male Member
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    Al Sparks (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male: It’s a film that needs multiple viewings to really appreciate.

    Then I’ll pass.

    It’s more of a “you won’t necessarily catch everything the first time” kind of movie.  Plus some of the silliness might be a little off-putting to an older* first-time viewer, until you see how it all fits together.

     

    I was in my late 20s the first time I saw it.  I’m 58 now and it still cracks me up.  Like visiting an old friend.

     

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  4. Miffed White Male Member
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    Miffed White Male: There are so many little moments – the little hop that Ricky does while chasing a balloon,

    From an interview with Dan Schneider:

    Also, after the dance when I run out looking for Monique. I’m not sure who’s idea it was to take the balloon and have it let go. That may have been in the script. I know for sure it was my idea to do that little half-hearted jump for the balloon, which by the way, is the one thing I hear the most about from fans of the movie when I run into them. For some reason people seem to enjoy when I let go of the balloon, and did that sort of half-assed leap to get it, and then forgot about it. I hear about that a lot.

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  5. RightAngles Member
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    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male: There are so many little moments – the little hop that Ricky does while chasing a balloon,

    From an interview with Dan Schneider:

    Also, after the dance when I run out looking for Monique. I’m not sure who’s idea it was to take the balloon and have it let go. That may have been in the script. I know for sure it was my idea to do that little half-hearted jump for the balloon, which by the way, is the one thing I hear the most about from fans of the movie when I run into them. For some reason people seem to enjoy when I let go of the balloon, and did that sort of half-assed leap to get it, and then forgot about it. I hear about that a lot.

    Now I want to see the balloon scene.

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  6. Miffed White Male Member
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    RightAngles (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male: There are so many little moments – the little hop that Ricky does while chasing a balloon,

    From an interview with Dan Schneider:

    Also, after the dance when I run out looking for Monique. I’m not sure who’s idea it was to take the balloon and have it let go. That may have been in the script. I know for sure it was my idea to do that little half-hearted jump for the balloon, which by the way, is the one thing I hear the most about from fans of the movie when I run into them. For some reason people seem to enjoy when I let go of the balloon, and did that sort of half-assed leap to get it, and then forgot about it. I hear about that a lot.

    Now I want to see the balloon scene.

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  7. Miffed White Male Member
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    A scene I didn’t mention.

     

     

     

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  8. Percival Thatcher
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    Miffed White Male: John Cusack before he became annoying …

    I do not believe in a pre-annoying John Cusack.

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  9. RightAngles Member
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    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    RightAngles (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male: There are so many little moments – the little hop that Ricky does while chasing a balloon,

    From an interview with Dan Schneider:

    Also, after the dance when I run out looking for Monique. I’m not sure who’s idea it was to take the balloon and have it let go. That may have been in the script. I know for sure it was my idea to do that little half-hearted jump for the balloon, which by the way, is the one thing I hear the most about from fans of the movie when I run into them. For some reason people seem to enjoy when I let go of the balloon, and did that sort of half-assed leap to get it, and then forgot about it. I hear about that a lot.

    Now I want to see the balloon scene.

    HA!

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  10. CarolJoy, Thread Hijacker Coolidge
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    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Al Sparks (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male: It’s a film that needs multiple viewings to really appreciate.

    Then I’ll pass.

    It’s more of a “you won’t necessarily catch everything the first time” kind of movie. Plus some of the silliness might be a little off-putting to an older* first-time viewer, until you see how it all fits together.

     

    I was in my late 20s the first time I saw it. I’m 58 now and it still cracks me up. Like visiting an old friend.

     

    This is probably a film I have seen parts of on streaming video. And never found out its name.

    Anyway, I like everything with Cusack. Although now that you mention it, he has become increasingly annoying over the years.

    So thanks, I’m going to put it on tonight’s watch list.

     

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  11. Jack Shepherd Inactive
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    I watch that movie at least once a year.

    It’s definitely one of my 25 top 10 favorite films.

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  12. Jimmy Carter Member
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    Damn. 1985 is the best year ever for movies:

    Better Off Dead

    Back To The Future 

    Teen Wolf 

    Weird Science

    Summer Rental

    Real Genius

    National Lampoon’s European Vacation

    Just One of the Guys (starring one of the hottest chicks ever (and She shows Her boobs at the end))

    Goonies

    Spies Like Us

    Brewster’s Millions

    Cocoon

    What an epic year for movies. 

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  13. Miffed White Male Member
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    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    Damn. 1985 is the best year ever for movies:

    Better Off Dead

    Back To The Future

    Teen Wolf

    Weird Science

    Summer Rental

    Real Genius

    National Lampoon’s European Vacation

    Just One of the Guys (starring one of the hottest chicks ever (and She shows Her boobs at the end))

    Goonies

    Spies Like Us

    Brewster’s Millions

    Cocoon

    What an epic year for movies.

    The Sure Thing

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  14. Percival Thatcher
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    Miffed White Male: “That’s a real shame, when people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that”.

    So Better Off Dead is where that line came from.

    Maybe I’ll see it one day.

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  15. Jeff Giambrone Coolidge
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    “I could be at home right now drinking a monster eggnog that my brother makes with lighter fluid.”

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  16. Jeff Giambrone Coolidge
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    One guy loved the movie so much that he tracked down the 1967 Camaro used in the film, purchased it, and restored it to its full glory: https://www.chevyhardcore.com/news/better-off-dead-camaro-found-and-restored-to-its-former-glory/

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  17. Jack Shepherd Inactive
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    Jeff Giambrone (View Comment):

    One guy loved the movie so much that he tracked down the 1967 Camaro used in the film, purchased it, and restored it to its full glory: https://www.chevyhardcore.com/news/better-off-dead-camaro-found-and-restored-to-its-former-glory/

    Did he have help from a hot French girl?

    No?

    Then it’s not authentic.

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  18. Vince Guerra Inactive
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    “This is pure snow! Can you imagine the street value of this mountain!”

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  19. Vince Guerra Inactive
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    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    Damn. 1985 is the best year ever for movies:

    Better Off Dead

    Back To The Future

    Teen Wolf

    Weird Science

    Summer Rental

    Real Genius

    National Lampoon’s European Vacation

    Just One of the Guys (starring one of the hottest chicks ever (and She shows Her boobs at the end))

    Goonies

    Spies Like Us

    Brewster’s Millions

    Cocoon

    What an epic year for movies.

    The Sure Thing

    1986 can give it a run for its money. 

    Aliens

    Top Gun

    Ferris Bueler

    Delta Force

    Hoosiers

    The Mission

    One Crazy Summer

    The Karate Kid II

    Running Scared

    The Money Pit

    Iron Eagle

    And let’s not forget,

    Rad

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  20. Miffed White Male Member
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    Vince Guerra (View Comment):

    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    Damn. 1985 is the best year ever for movies:

    Better Off Dead

    Back To The Future

    Teen Wolf

    Weird Science

    Summer Rental

    Real Genius

    National Lampoon’s European Vacation

    Just One of the Guys (starring one of the hottest chicks ever (and She shows Her boobs at the end))

    Goonies

    Spies Like Us

    Brewster’s Millions

    Cocoon

    What an epic year for movies.

    The Sure Thing

    1986 can give it a run for its money.

    Aliens

    Top Gun

    Ferris Bueler

    Delta Force

    Hoosiers

    The Mission

    One Crazy Summer

    The Karate Kid II

    Running Scared

    The Money Pit

    Iron Eagle

    And let’s not forget,

    Rad

    More evidence that the 80s were the best decade ever.

     

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  21. iWe Coolidge
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    How do I find it? Not on Netflix, and apparently I cannot even pay to rent on Amazon….

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  22. Miffed White Male Member
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    iWe (View Comment):

    How do I find it? Not on Netflix, and apparently I cannot even pay to rent on Amazon….

    https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7bidwu

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  23. Jimmy Carter Member
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    Vince Guerra (View Comment):
    The Karate Kid II

    Really? Yer using that as evidence? 

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  24. Eustace C. Scrubb Member
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    I recently (a week ago) bought this DVD for $5.95 at Amazon, but it’s not available that cheap anymore. Any 20th Century Cusack is worth watching. There’s a reason Ben Rector talks about him in his fun song, Brand New.

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  25. Jack Shepherd Inactive
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    iWe (View Comment):

    How do I find it? Not on Netflix, and apparently I cannot even pay to rent on Amazon….

    I bought it on Amazon Prime a decade ago. Along with “Real Genius”, another favorite.

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  26. Vince Guerra Inactive
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    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    Vince Guerra (View Comment):
    The Karate Kid II

    Really? Yer using that as evidence?

    Sure. It was a quality sequel, better cinematography than the original, good premise, solid acting. The first was better for its nostalgia but the second kinda holds up better for modern audiences I’d wager.

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  27. Eustace C. Scrubb Member
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    Good to great films with 20th Century John Cusack:

    16 Candles

    The Sure Thing

    Better Off Dead

    The Journey of Natty Gann

    Stand By Me

    Broadcast News

    Tapeheads

    Eight Men Out

    Say Anything (great, great film)

    The Grifters

    The Player

    Bullets Over Broadway

    Gross Point Blanke 

    Con Air

    The Thin Red Line

    Pushing Tin

    Being John Malkovich

    High Fidelity (2000, so still 20th century under the correct definition

    Okay to decent films with 21st century John Cusack:

    Runaway Jury

    Must Love Dogs

    The Ice Harvest

    1408

    Love and Mercy

    and that’s about it

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  28. Jack Shepherd Inactive
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    Eustace C. Scrubb (View Comment):

    Good to great films with 20th Century John Cusack:

    16 Candles

    The Sure Thing

    Better Off Dead

    The Journey of Natty Gann

    Stand By Me

    Broadcast News

    Tapeheads

    Eight Men Out

    Say Anything (great, great film)

    The Grifters

    The Player

    Bullets Over Broadway

    Gross Point Blanke

    Con Air

    The Thin Red Line

    Pushing Tin

    Being John Malkovich

    High Fidelity (2000, so still 20th century under the correct definition

    Okay to decent films with 21st century John Cusack:

    Runaway Jury

    Must Love Dogs

    The Ice Harvest

    1408

    Love and Mercy

    and that’s about it

    I showed my daughter “Say Anything” a couple of years ago, and she hated it.

    It took a lot for me to not yell at her.

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  29. iWe Coolidge
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    I love Grosse Pointe Blank. Hysterical movie.

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  30. Jimmy Carter Member
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    Vince Guerra (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):

    Vince Guerra (View Comment):
    The Karate Kid II

    Really? Yer using that as evidence?

    Sure. It was a quality sequel, better cinematography than the original, good premise, solid acting. The first was better for its nostalgia but the second kinda holds up better for modern audiences I’d wager.

    Put the crack pipe down.

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