Contributor Post Created with Sketch. Definitive Proof of the Lab Origins of COVID Exposed

 

We’ve been told for several months that there is just no way that there are any lab origins to the COVID virus, and that anyone who suspects otherwise is a conspiracy theorist. Well, the Governor of New Jersey accidentally tipped his hand and confirmed that this isn’t just a regular virus, this is some kind of superhero virus that could not possibly be natural.

It’s the same story from governors and mayors across the country. They know that this virus can tell the difference between a legitimate gathering of thousands of people and five folks inside a nail salon. This virus analyses the motives of its potential victims and can determine who is worthy of being passed over and who should be targeted for destruction. That is why we are still unable to worship together or give our money to small businesses because the virus must have been engineered in such a way to determine that these are not legitimate reasons to gather. The virus knows that it’s admirable to destroy aforementioned churches and small businesses, and when people gather to wreak havoc on these buildings, they should be spared.

That’s some virus.

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  1. EJHill Podcaster
    EJHill Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

     “The Passover Virus?”

    Wait until Bill de Blasio finds about this.

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    • June 1, 2020, at 6:15 PM PDT
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  2. Ontheleftcoast Member

    It was engineered to infect Republicans.

    • #2
    • June 1, 2020, at 6:24 PM PDT
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  3. Vance Richards Inactive
    Vance Richards Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Worshipping your sky god or earning a living so you can feed your family are such unimportant pursuits, why should the governor allow that? Now, a man being killed 1,000 miles away and having his killers arrested? Well, such actions demand vandalism and looting.

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    • June 1, 2020, at 6:37 PM PDT
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  4. Chet Ross Member

    Ontheleftcoast (View Comment):

    It was engineered to infect Republicans.

    But yet the democrats seem to be the ones locked in fear and working hard to spread the fear to others.

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    • June 1, 2020, at 7:16 PM PDT
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  5. Lois Lane Coolidge

    Cute. 

    • #5
    • June 1, 2020, at 7:17 PM PDT
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  6. Lilly B Coolidge

    Why is it suddenly the most popular take to say that anyone wanting to reopen after an already long social distancing experiment just wanted to get their nails done? I feel bad for the owners and employees of nail salons because they offer services that many people really can do without. I don’t know if a lot of those small businesses can survive an extended shut down and the restrictive rules for reopening.

    From the beginning of the stay-at-home orders, I was worried about increased crime and social unrest from young, unemployed people with too much time and not enough income. But I am grateful to the rioters for confirming that the distancing is over. And I look forward to finding out in a week or two whether all these crowds were massive coronavirus spreading events. 

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    • June 1, 2020, at 7:26 PM PDT
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  7. Jules PA Member

    Lilly B (View Comment):
    And I look forward to finding out in a week or two whether all these crowds were massive coronavirus spreading events. 

    And of course, evil whitey, not the virus will be responsible for the deaths that star to appear after June 13, right??

    <sarc/off>

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    • June 1, 2020, at 7:42 PM PDT
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  8. James Gawron Thatcher
    James Gawron Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Bethany Mandel:

    The virus knows that it’s admirable to destroy aforementioned churches and small businesses, and when people gather to wreak havoc on these buildings, they should be spared.

    That’s some virus.

    Bethany,

    And the Gov of New Jersey is some schm*ck.

    Regards,

    Jim

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    • June 1, 2020, at 8:01 PM PDT
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  9. Lockdowns are Precious Inactive
    Lockdowns are Precious Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Sounds like a ring I used to have. Folks said it had a mind of its own.

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    • June 1, 2020, at 8:02 PM PDT
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  10. James Gawron Thatcher
    James Gawron Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

     “The Passover Virus?”

    Wait until Bill de Blasio finds about this.

    EJ,

    Hey, it’s right there in Shemos (Exodus). The firstborn and tall idiot lockdown mayors aren’t gonna make it through the night. Let my people go!

    Regards,

    Jim

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    • June 1, 2020, at 8:05 PM PDT
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  11. Arahant Member

    Bethany Mandel: That’s some virus.

    Such a naughty girl!

    • #11
    • June 1, 2020, at 10:13 PM PDT
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  12. indymb Member

    Brilliant, Bethany: #madnessmotivesmatter

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    • June 2, 2020, at 4:09 AM PDT
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  13. Stad Thatcher

    “peaceful protest”

    I guess the governor doesn’t watch the news . . .

    • #13
    • June 2, 2020, at 4:41 AM PDT
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  14. Vance Richards Inactive
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    Stad (View Comment):

    “peaceful protest”

    I guess the governor doesn’t watch the news . . .

    Or look out his window, because this is Trenton . . .

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    • June 2, 2020, at 5:01 AM PDT
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  15. colleenb Member
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    Congrats on Instapundit link. Well deserved.

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    • June 2, 2020, at 6:13 PM PDT
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  16. Ray Kujawa Coolidge

    That’s some smart nano machines you got there. We’re living the world of “The Ghost in the Machine.”

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    • June 3, 2020, at 2:33 AM PDT
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  17. Ray Kujawa Coolidge

    Stad (View Comment):

    “peaceful protest”

    I guess the governor doesn’t watch the news . . .

    My brother who lives in Camden, New Jersey sent me a link to a news article reporting they had an actual peaceful march in honor of the George Floyd killing. What is the world coming to?

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    • June 3, 2020, at 2:36 AM PDT
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  18. Jules PA Member

    Ray Kujawa (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    “peaceful protest”

    I guess the governor doesn’t watch the news . . .

    My brother who lives in Camden, New Jersey sent me a link to a news article reporting they had an actual peaceful march in honor of the George Floyd killing. What is the world coming to?

    Actually, that is good news. Because in all the kerfuffle, people still support the peaceful protestors. 

    Not following the details, is Camden experiencing looting and fire?

    Kudos to Camden if they can keep the rioters at bay.

     

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    • June 3, 2020, at 5:02 AM PDT
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  19. JosePluma Thatcher

    Ontheleftcoast (View Comment):

    It was engineered to infect Republicans.

    If so, the engineer needs to be fired:

    View image on Twitter

    By the way, read the graph, not the headline. It looks like an editor needs to be fired, too.

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    • June 3, 2020, at 2:18 PM PDT
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  20. JosePluma Thatcher

    Ray Kujawa (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    “peaceful protest”

    I guess the governor doesn’t watch the news . . .

    My brother who lives in Camden, New Jersey sent me a link to a news article reporting they had an actual peaceful march in honor of the George Floyd killing. What is the world coming to?

    In honor of the killing? In Camden? I think not.

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    • June 3, 2020, at 2:20 PM PDT
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  21. Randy Weivoda Moderator
    Randy Weivoda Joined in the first year of Ricochet Ricochet Charter Member

    Smart virus, indeed. A few weeks ago, Governor Cuomo said that you shouldn’t complain about being locked out of your non-essential job. Go get an essential job and it will be safe for you to work. Who knew that viruses could read New York’s list of who is essential and stay away from them?

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    • June 5, 2020, at 1:54 AM PDT
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