Who’s a Good Dog?

 

“These are the tales the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the North.” — Clifford Simak, City

The conclusion to the 1957 movie, Old Yeller, has to be among the two or three most heart-rending scenes ever filmed. If you remember the story, Old Yeller, the beloved family dog, fights off a rabid wolf who is attacking the youngest son of the family. During the fight, Old Yeller is badly wounded.

Old Yeller (a yellow Labrador mix) develops rabies from the fight and turns into a snarling, dangerous animal. The scene of the boy killing his beloved dog is so powerful that people remember it for decades after they’ve seen the film. I just went back and viewed that scene, and it’s just as I remembered it. I didn’t cry this time. Big boys don’t cry.

Who was a good dog? Why, Old Yeller was a good dog, just like all those other dogs who perfected their craft in Hollywood: the Astas, Totos, Rin Tin Tins, Sandys, Benjis, and Lassies.

I believe that my dog Bob, like Old Yeller, will protect me if I ever need a buffer between me and a mortal threat.

Alexander Pope, the 18th-century satirist, owned a dog named Bounce, a pet so beloved that Pope had his portrait painted with Bounce. (In the portrait, Bounce is sitting at Pope’s feet, looking up into his master’s face as he reads a book.)

As a Catholic in hyper-Protestant England, Pope was not allowed to practice his religion; neither could he attend public school or live within ten miles of London. But Pope didn’t need to belong to a despised religion to make enemies. Pope made enemies by the dozens all by himself. That’s because Pope was an eager and deft satirist, probably the best England has ever produced, and he struck back against anyone or anything that he thought needed “correction.” He wasn’t called the Wasp of Twittenham for nothing.

One time Pope gave a puppy, wearing a collar with a hidden message, to the Prince of Wales. Evidently, the Prince kept his pets at Kew Gardens, a botanical greenhouse and outdoor park where royalty — and of course the fops and courtiers who attended them — liked to hang out. Pope hoped that a bootlicking courtier, seeing the dog’s collar, would bend over and read this little piece of doggeral that Pope had engraved on the pooch’s collar: “I’m His Highness’ dog at Kew. Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?” Now that’s satire with a bite.

As a result of that kind of biting satire on fops, toadies, critics, backbiters, and scribblers (Pope’s term for bad writers), Pope had enough enemies to fill the ranks of a small battalion. One night Pope was set upon while out walking and beaten badly. (It wasn’t hard to beat up Pope. He was a little man, 4’ 6”, and a hunchback with a curvature of the spine.)

After that attack, Pope never left his home without a brace of pistols and his beloved Bounce, his very large Great Dane. (Bounce was once heard to say to one of Pope’s enemies, “Come at the little man, sir, and you’ll have to pry my teeth out of your tuchus.” At least that’s what Bounce would have said if he had a larger brain, a human-like voice cavity, and a knowledge of Yiddish expressions.)

Was Bounce a good dog? Of course, he was.

Islam has had a long and complicated history with dogs. A popular Hadith (sayings of Muhammad) says that angels won’t enter your home if you have a dog. In traditional Islam, the dog is one of the ritually unclean animals.

Hugh Fitzgerald, the author of Islam Has a Problem with Dogs, describes a young Muslim girl standing over a litter of puppies, and suddenly kicking one as hard as she could. When asked why she did that, the girl says blankly, “But it’s unclean.” Later, Fitzgerald describes a Muslim chopping to death a litter of puppies, one by one, with a spade’s edge.

According to Fitzgerald, the US stopped sending bomb-sniffing dogs to Egypt, Jordan, and other Arab nations after a number of the dogs died from neglect and mistreatment, including starvation.

I don’t mean to pick on Muslims. The Chinese slaughter roughly 15 million dogs a year for consumption. I’ve seen a video of a dog being blowtorched alive in the annual Dog Meat Festival in China (Yes, there is such a thing.) At this same festival, I’ve read, some of the dogs are bludgeoned to death, and some are thrown alive into boiling water to remove their skins.

So were dogs who were mistreated, starved, and tortured by Muslims and Chinese good dogs? Of course, they were good dogs. They just didn’t have anyone to bend over, look into their eyes, and rub their necks while asking, “Who’s a good dog?” The human who bent over had a club in his hand.

And those are the tales the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the North.

To relieve you of any stress you may be feeling now after reading of mistreated dogs (after clicking on those videos, I’m feeling a lot), I’m offering up photos of two cute dogs who are treated well. First, here’s Boo, a Pomeranian who holds the title of the World’s Cutest Dog.

And of course, you knew I’d be posting a picture of Bob in a post about dogs. Here’s Bob in his fanciest winter outfit.

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  1. KentForrester Inactive
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    lhmoore (View Comment):

    Sorry, never ever thought I’d write this but this article needs a trigger warning. Seriously, how can anyone get past what China and some Muslims do to dogs. Is there no limit to the horribleness of humans? This is pretty much the last thing I want to read about especially when I think I’m getting a light hearted article on dogs and looking for some good news.

    Ihmoore, when you think of an animal as “unclean” or your food, apparently there is no limit to what you can do to them.  Like you, my tendency is to look away because I don’t want those terrible images to fill my mind, but in this case I stayed to watch.  I think I’m sorry I did.

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  2. sawatdeeka Member
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    KentForrester (View Comment):

    sawatdeeka (View Comment):

    Kent: Pope hoped that a bootlicking courtier, seeing the dog’s collar, would bend over and read this little piece of doggeral that Pope had engraved on the pooch’s collar:

    I enjoyed the fresh view of Pope (I always thought that section of English literature too cerebral and thus under-stimulating), and thought this line was extra amusing.

    Carol, I know exactly what you mean. Despite the fact that I specialized in the early part of the 18th-century, I grew tired of Pope’s relentless attacks on his enemies, real and imagined. The Dunciad, let’s face it, is a bore.

    Thanks for your comment..

    Thanks for your reply.  Except, I’m not Carol.  :-)  

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    sawatdeeka (View Comment):

    KentForrester (View Comment):

    sawatdeeka (View Comment):

    Kent: Pope hoped that a bootlicking courtier, seeing the dog’s collar, would bend over and read this little piece of doggeral that Pope had engraved on the pooch’s collar:

    I enjoyed the fresh view of Pope (I always thought that section of English literature too cerebral and thus under-stimulating), and thought this line was extra amusing.

    Carol, I know exactly what you mean. Despite the fact that I specialized in the early part of the 18th-century, I grew tired of Pope’s relentless attacks on his enemies, real and imagined. The Dunciad, let’s face it, is a bore.

    Thanks for your comment..

    Thanks for your reply. Except, I’m not Carol. :-)

    I think you are.

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  4. Full Size Tabby Member
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    I have been struck by how movie characters can be shown to kill many people but may not really be the villains of the story. But if the character is shown to have killed the dog, the audience knows that the character is really villainous. 

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    Full Size Tabby (View Comment):

    I have been struck by how movie characters can be shown to kill many people but may not really be the villains of the story. But if the character is shown to have killed the dog, the audience knows that the character is really villainous.

     I think you’re right, Mrs. Tabby. I would know immediately who the villain of the piece. is.   There’s something about the innocent nature of dumb beasts that appeals to us.  I can’t stand to see them mistreated. It’s so upsetting to me that I usually turn away. 

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  6. AlanForrester Inactive
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    A couple of thoughts:

    1st: Although Old Yeller is a classic in unforgivably sad dog stories, Ahbhu by Harlan Ellison takes the cake. Here’s the link to the short story. https://animalfair.com/2002/11/06/ahbhu-passing-mans-inspiration-friend/

    (I don’t know if sending outside links violates the tos for ricochet. So I apologize if this constitutes a first strike for myself.)

    2nd: The earliest cat that I can remember was named Bounce. Was this an Alexander Pope reference my preschool self didn’t recognize?

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    AlanForrester (View Comment):

    A couple of thoughts:

    1st: Although Old Yeller is a classic in unforgivably sad dog stories, Ahbhu by Harlan Ellison takes the cake. Here’s the link to the short story. https://animalfair.com/2002/11/06/ahbhu-passing-mans-inspiration-friend/

    (I don’t know if sending outside links violates the tos for ricochet. So I apologize if this constitutes a first strike for myself.)

    2nd: The earliest cat that I can remember was named Bounce. Was this an Alexander Pope reference my preschool self didn’t recognize?

    Our cat Bounce was named after Pope’s dog.  You handled the link perfectly, and Ricochet encourages such links.

    I haven’t read the Ellison story.  I’ll have to give it a try.

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    AlanForrester (View Comment):

    A couple of thoughts:

    1st: Although Old Yeller is a classic in unforgivably sad dog stories, Ahbhu by Harlan Ellison takes the cake. Here’s the link to the short story. https://animalfair.com/2002/11/06/ahbhu-passing-mans-inspiration-friend/

    (I don’t know if sending outside links violates the tos for ricochet. So I apologize if this constitutes a first strike for myself.)

    2nd: The earliest cat that I can remember was named Bounce. Was this an Alexander Pope reference my preschool self didn’t recognize?

    It’s perfectly acceptable. And welcome, Alan!

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  10. AlanForrester Inactive
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    KentForrester (View Comment):

    AlanForrester (View Comment):

    A couple of thoughts:

    1st: Although Old Yeller is a classic in unforgivably sad dog stories, Ahbhu by Harlan Ellison takes the cake. Here’s the link to the short story. https://animalfair.com/2002/11/06/ahbhu-passing-mans-inspiration-friend/

    (I don’t know if sending outside links violates the tos for ricochet. So I apologize if this constitutes a first strike for myself.)

    2nd: The earliest cat that I can remember was named Bounce. Was this an Alexander Pope reference my preschool self didn’t recognize?

    Our cat Bounce was named after Pope’s dog. You handled the link perfectly, and Ricochet encourages such links.

    I haven’t read the Ellison story. I’ll have to give it a try.

    Please do check it out. It’s wonderfully written and terribly touching. The link sadly only has the abridged short story. The unabridged version has a preface and addendum which frames the story into a kind of satirical lesson plan that I think you would enjoy for obvious reasons. I can’t find a link to the complete version that Ellison wrote that isn’t a complete mess of a website. Happy hunting if you want to seek it out.

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    @AlanForrester, I just read the Ellison piece. Thanks for directing me to it.   I always thought Ellison was a great science fiction writer.  He’s just as good as a non-fiction writer.  That is a very sad story. It reminds me of the times when we had to put our cats to sleep.  Your mother and I always stayed with them to the end. 

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    @AlanForrester, I forgot to mention that I wrote a post on the death of Friskie.  It’s similar to the Ellison piece.  It’s called Death of a Cat.  You might check it out. 

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    KentForrester (View Comment):

    AlanForrester (View Comment):

    A couple of thoughts:

    1st: Although Old Yeller is a classic in unforgivably sad dog stories, Ahbhu by Harlan Ellison takes the cake. Here’s the link to the short story. https://animalfair.com/2002/11/06/ahbhu-passing-mans-inspiration-friend/

    (I don’t know if sending outside links violates the tos for ricochet. So I apologize if this constitutes a first strike for myself.)

    2nd: The earliest cat that I can remember was named Bounce. Was this an Alexander Pope reference my preschool self didn’t recognize?

    Our cat Bounce was named after Pope’s dog. You handled the link perfectly, and Ricochet encourages such links.

    I haven’t read the Ellison story. I’ll have to give it a try.

    Don’t.  You’ll get all lumpy in the throat, like I did.

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    Housebroken (View Comment):

    KentForrester (View Comment):

    AlanForrester (View Comment):

    A couple of thoughts:

    1st: Although Old Yeller is a classic in unforgivably sad dog stories, Ahbhu by Harlan Ellison takes the cake. Here’s the link to the short story. https://animalfair.com/2002/11/06/ahbhu-passing-mans-inspiration-friend/

    (I don’t know if sending outside links violates the tos for ricochet. So I apologize if this constitutes a first strike for myself.)

    2nd: The earliest cat that I can remember was named Bounce. Was this an Alexander Pope reference my preschool self didn’t recognize?

    Our cat Bounce was named after Pope’s dog. You handled the link perfectly, and Ricochet encourages such links.

    I haven’t read the Ellison story. I’ll have to give it a try.

    Don’t. You’ll get all lumpy in the throat, like I did.

    There’s also the “Jurassic Bark” episode of Futurama.

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  15. AlanForrester Inactive
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    I actually skip the Jurassic Bark episode when I marathon Futurama because it’s too sad. It’s up there with the Disney movie The Fox and the Hound for me.

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    AlanForrester (View Comment):

    I actually skip the Jurassic Bark episode when I marathon Futurama because it’s too sad. It’s up there with the Disney movie The Fox and the Hound for me.

    Yes, it is very sad.  But when it was first on, you go ahead and sit through it because it’s certainly not what you’d expect from an animated comedy show.

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    kedavis (View Comment):

    Housebroken (View Comment):

    KentForrester (View Comment):

    AlanForrester (View Comment):

    A couple of thoughts:

    1st: Although Old Yeller is a classic in unforgivably sad dog stories, Ahbhu by Harlan Ellison takes the cake. Here’s the link to the short story. https://animalfair.com/2002/11/06/ahbhu-passing-mans-inspiration-friend/

    (I don’t know if sending outside links violates the tos for ricochet. So I apologize if this constitutes a first strike for myself.)

    2nd: The earliest cat that I can remember was named Bounce. Was this an Alexander Pope reference my preschool self didn’t recognize?

    Our cat Bounce was named after Pope’s dog. You handled the link perfectly, and Ricochet encourages such links.

    I haven’t read the Ellison story. I’ll have to give it a try.

    Don’t. You’ll get all lumpy in the throat, like I did.

    There’s also the “Jurassic Bark” episode of Futurama.

    Thanks very much for the warning!

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    Housebroken (View Comment):

    kedavis (View Comment):

    Housebroken (View Comment):

    KentForrester (View Comment):

    AlanForrester (View Comment):

    A couple of thoughts:

    1st: Although Old Yeller is a classic in unforgivably sad dog stories, Ahbhu by Harlan Ellison takes the cake. Here’s the link to the short story. https://animalfair.com/2002/11/06/ahbhu-passing-mans-inspiration-friend/

    (I don’t know if sending outside links violates the tos for ricochet. So I apologize if this constitutes a first strike for myself.)

    2nd: The earliest cat that I can remember was named Bounce. Was this an Alexander Pope reference my preschool self didn’t recognize?

    Our cat Bounce was named after Pope’s dog. You handled the link perfectly, and Ricochet encourages such links.

    I haven’t read the Ellison story. I’ll have to give it a try.

    Don’t. You’ll get all lumpy in the throat, like I did.

    There’s also the “Jurassic Bark” episode of Futurama.

    Thanks very much for the warning!

    You should still see it though.  Once.

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