Christmas Lights

 

My wife and I have a yearly holiday disagreement: boring white lights or beautiful colored lights? As our woefully artificial tree is pre-lit with white lights (and I’m disinclined to get a new one) the argument is largely intellectual. Still, I gaze in wonderment and amazedness at the lovely colors of the Christmas tree across the street in the neighbors’ window.

White Lights

Pros:

  • Matches everything
  • Supposedly elegant
  • Safe choice
  • The mayonnaise of holiday décor
  • Can be used other times of year to decorate your dorm room

Cons:

  • Boooooring!
  • Colonialist and non-woke
  • Wife’s choice, not mine
  • Reminds you of your dorm room

Colored Lights

Pros:

  • Magical
  • Nostalgic – the bigger the better. I’d hang colored floodlights on my tree if I could.
  • Diverse!
  • The Sriracha of holiday décor

Cons:

  • Not sure if I should call them “colored lights” or “lights of color”
  • Hipsters are claiming them for themselves, and they are mine
  • I want to spell it “coloured” and that’s pretentious
  • I gaze at them too lovingly and my wife gets jealous

White lights or lights of colour? You tell me in the comments. And then I’ll judge you.

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  1. Arahant Member
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    E. Kent Golding (View Comment):

    You can’t decorate a dorm room with colored lights? Why not?

    People will think it’s Dawali.

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  2. Juliana Member
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    Colored lights always seem more festive. I leave my colored lights up all year over my windows in the sunroom so I can light them up on the Fourth of July.  I have a few fake trees – small (3-4 ft) ones. One is red – that looks great with white lights, one is white/silver with blue lights, and one is green with colored lights. I usually alternate them. One of these years I will put them all on display together and see which one I like best.

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  3. realestateaccountant Coolidge
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    We have a white light artificial tree but this year my husband added two strings of colored lights bought from Amaon. It looks lovely. 

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  4. TBA Coolidge
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    Larry3435 (View Comment):

    You had me at “Colonialist and non-woke.” Them there are the lights I want. If you can make them heteronormative, so much the better.

    I had heteronormative lights one year but the HOA made me take them down because of children. 

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  5. Sweezle Inactive
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    As long as the lights twinkle I can go with white or color. I guess I can give colored lights a small edge. But they should twinkle!

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  6. DonG (skeptic) Coolidge
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    The future is programmable RGB lighting.  The technology is almost there for tastes.  I run them all around my house and the light them up appropriately for each holiday.

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  7. Arahant Member
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    DonG (skeptic) (View Comment):

    The future is programmable RGB lighting. The technology is almost there for tastes. I run them all around my house and the light them up appropriately for each holiday.

    What do the neighbors think of that?

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  8. Front Seat Cat Member
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    Aaron Miller (View Comment):

    I used all 3 kinds this year, white, “white”, and colored. No plan. What still works is what get used. That includes roundish bulbs, pinecone bulbs, and … something like pinecones.

    Overall, it looks like Santa’s crooked smile — inviting, but something’s a little off.

    What still works as you said, is key! Of course, this little pre-lit tree with white lights worked fine for a week and it was all decorated, then the bottom half went out!  They are tightly wrapped around the branches.  There’s no way to get them off without taking everything off.  My husband found a strand at the store and I just wound around the bottom, but of course, they are the LED lights being sold everywhere and are brighter than the top. 

    A neighbor who hails from Sweden had the prettiest tree – a live tree, large, with these big white frosted bulbs and red ornaments only – it looked stunning so I copy that for my porch tree.

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  9. Front Seat Cat Member
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    MichaelKennedy (View Comment):

    We have both. The tree has white lights.

     

    The house has colored lights.

    And here.

    Do you have a flat roof? Easier for the sleigh to land.  Are you in a Southwestern area?

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  10. Stad Coolidge
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    Arahant (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):
    Meet “Da” and “Nyet”, the reindeer on our front porch. Anyone care to guess how they got their names?

    Do their heads move, perhaps? One up and down and the other side-to-side?

    Bingo.  Plus, our daughters were born in Russia.  It made sense at the time . . .

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  11. Stad Coolidge
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    E. Kent Golding (View Comment):

    You can’t decorate a dorm room with colored lights? Why not?

    The term “colored” is dated and has racist connotations.  Use “Lights of Color” instead . . .

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  12. Adriana Harris Inactive
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    You should each decorate your own tree and submit the results next year. Here at the Harris Hacienda we have white lights on the big tree and lights of color on the three small trees (no one can accuse me of under decorating). The outside lights are also colored this year. I like both and we have plenty of each.

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  13. Randy Weivoda Moderator
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    My wife is more enthusiastic about Christmas than I am, so she does all the Christmas decorating.  She likes multi-colored lights and I’m fine with that.  If we had to get new lights and she asked my opinion, though, I’d vote for all yellow lights.  I think the yellow LED lights are the nicest complement to the pine green color of the tree itself.

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  14. OccupantCDN Coolidge
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    I’ve been meaning to take pictures of these trees for the past couple of years. These are the trees on CPR Ogden rail yards property. Every year they light them up, and tonight I stopped to take a few photos. The warmest night of the week -21… But as you can see there was not a breath of wind moving… So a nice night. (granted if you’re dressed for it)

    Merry Christmas!

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