This morning at about 5 a.m., while still in the delicious early-morning fog of sleep, my wife asked what on earth I was dreaming about. I explained that I had finally invented a way to accomplish Interstellar Travel.
“I am proud to announce,” I fuzzily mumbled, “that we can now instantaneously transport between any two Stellahs in the universe.”
“Of course, if you don’t happen to know anyone named ‘Stellah,’ then you are SOL.”
#2 son is getting married in 10 days. I think I might be showing signs of stress.Published in