My Personal Struggle with OPM Addiction: A Cautionary Tale

 

Opium is my pet name for OPM – Other People’s Money. I know that it’s addictive and dangerous. I have personal friends whose lives have spiraled out of control after just trying a little bit of it. It seems harmless enough in small doses, but their experience has led me to do my very best to avoid experimenting even with recreational use of this powerful substance. But recently, I have fallen off the wagon. I share my story, hoping to help others. My name is Dr. Bastiat, and I am addicted to OPM.

I live in a very nice house on a golf course in a gated community in Hilton Head. A few months ago, we found a leak in our roof. My neighbor down the street had just replaced his roof. His estimate was $13,000, but during the repair, they found some problems with flashing and sheeting, and it ended up costing nearly $15,000. My house is a little bigger, so I was thinking of numbers close to $20,000. That would be a setback, but not enough of one to lead me to get hooked on OPM. At least, you wouldn’t think so, would you? But hear my story, dear reader, so that you do not suffer the same fate as me.

The roofer shows up, and he finds the leak. There’s a 5×5-foot area of bad shingles, plus some flashing that would need to be replaced. He figured $2,000 – maybe $3,000 if they found some other problems when they got into it. I mentioned that my neighbor got a whole new roof for five times that amount, and he just shrugged.

So he goes to my HOA. Our gated community has very restrictive rules – our mailboxes all match, and I recently got a letter from them pointing out that I needed more mulch around my landscaping. No kidding. Our neighborhood looks very nice. But the HOA rules supreme.

So he goes to my HOA and tells the lady that he needed to replace a 5×5-foot section of shingles on my roof. The lady there asked if he could match them. He said no, they don’t make that shingle anymore. And even if they did, the roof is 14 years old, and has faded some, and they wouldn’t match anyway. But he showed her samples he had found that were very, very close. He pointed out that the repair was in a valley of the roof, facing away from the road, and the new shingles were so close in color, that no one would ever notice the difference. Easy repair, and it’ll look great.

She said, “No.”

He said, “I have to fix this. His roof is leaking.”

She said “No.”

He said, “I need that in writing.”

So he comes to me with a letter stating that he was not permitted to repair my roof. I said some bad words, and he says, “Relax – the game is just beginning. Watch this.”

So he sends that letter to my home insurance company. They had already approved the $3,000 repair. He explained to the insurance company that he was not permitted to do the repair they had approved, and that the only way that he could repair this leak, and have all the shingles match, would be to replace the entire roof. Which would cost $70,000.

The insurance company approved it. They had to fix the leak.

The HOA approved it. The shingles all match, and it didn’t cost them anything.

My roofer approved it. He drives a Shelby Mustang.

My wife approved it. She got a new roof, and it didn’t cost her anything.

And here I sit, rocking back and forth in the dark, struggling with my addiction to OPM. You just can’t imagine the horror until you’ve been there yourself.

But I’ll bet that you have been there yourself, haven’t you? Don’t try to act holier than thou with me – I know you’ve dabbled in the pleasures of this drug yourself, correct? Be truthful. Maybe a little harmless experimentation in college, like a Pell Grant or something? No big deal, right? In fact, it was kind of nice, wasn’t it?

Right. I knew it. So don’t judge me.

Plus, this was just a little relapse. A long weekend, if you will.

I can quit anytime I want.

In fact, I quit now. I’ve had enough. That was it. Never again. I really mean it this time. You’ll see.

Oh, boy…

It’s just that OPM is, um… so, well, so wonderful. There. I said it. It’s wonderful. It really is.

But I don’t want any more. Nope. Not me.


The politicians continue to run for office promising more and more OPM for the masses.

And they win, and they hand out the OPM. Not just to those who really need it — they hand it out to everybody. The people are happy and content, and re-elect the politicians. And we don’t criticize, because now we’re all on the take. And after all, just a little is harmless, right? Maybe just a little more. Why not?

And the politicians keep handing it out — it doesn’t cost them anything.

And they keep getting re-elected. And on and on we go.

It’s mostly harmless, right? Why not?

Oh boy…

This is going to be difficult to stop.


My name is Dr. Bastiat, and I’m addicted to OPM.

 

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  1. RufusRJones Member
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    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    RushBabe49 (View Comment):

    Anyone drawing Social Security is living on OPM. Regardless of whether they “earned” it and are “entitled” to it. It is still OPM.

    Were Social Security means tested it wouldn’t be so bad. What the welfare state does is that it ropes everybody into OPM. A social safety net has some OPM but it doesn’t encourage a lifestyle of OPM.

    Yep. 

    The people that start this crap have zero foresight. 

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    Bob Thompson (View Comment):
    It really looks as if the Communists Democrats want to take us to a place where all the money belongs to government and government will distribute it.

    How many decades have they been forcing interest rates lower than they should be? That’s communism. It’s been going on since at least 1996. 

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  3. RufusRJones Member
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    Dr. Bastiat (View Comment):

    Jimmy Carter (View Comment):
    “Other People’s Money” would be government funds that You didn’t pay into

    I pay taxes. I pay into government funds.

    There’s no such thing as government money. Only money that has been taken from my friends and fellow citizens. Taxes are not voluntary, making the government version of this shell game much more dangerous.

    People have no idea.

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    Skyler (View Comment):
    The government put a gun to your head and told you that you HAD to pay for insurance or go to jail.  So you paid.  The insurance that they force you to buy has certain rules.  You have every right to demand to be paid off by those rules.  It is NOT other people’s money.

    Perfect. 

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  5. RufusRJones Member
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    Bob Thompson (View Comment):

    Skyler (View Comment):
    Yes, so get your money back while you can, even if it only helps towards destruction of socialism just a tiny bit.

    I take what I’m legally entitled to take and I have no guilt feelings. When it is the government taking money from the people, it matters not whether we call it a tax or insurance, if it’s mandatory, it is a taking. This has little to do with whether I support and believe this is what our government should be doing nor whether it is being done equitably and efficiently, neither of which ever happens.

    Just like ***inflation,***  ***which the measurement of is a complete disaster***. 

    Felix Zulaf says that the current 3% we are experiencing is actually 9%. That completely comports with my own experience. not that many people benefit from it, but the ones that do benefit in the extreme.

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    Gossamer Cat (View Comment):
    I think that’s what the nanny state does and even insurance.  It insulates you from the idea that you are making others pay for you because it is all viewed as someone else’s money and not yours.  I use it when I need to, and that’s what government programs and insurance is for, but I always try to be a good steward of other people’s money and my own as well, even when I’m not on the HOA.

    Well done. 

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  7. Mark Camp Member
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    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):

    RushBabe49 (View Comment):

    Anyone drawing Social Security is living on OPM. Regardless of whether they “earned” it and are “entitled” to it. It is still OPM.

    …A social safety net has some OPM but it doesn’t encourage a lifestyle of OPM.

    When the government guarantees you 1 dollar more of OPM, that is 1 dollar more of encouragement to live on OPM.  A person doesn’t suddenly become dependent on the state, and to the same degree incapable of living on his own voluntary production plus voluntary transfers, when the fruits of the last free hour of labor are stolen, and his wallet is empty.

    It is a step by step march into totalitarian slavery that begins when the principle of collectivism is first accepted by the citizen as moral. That is, with the first dollar stolen by, and distributed by, the socialist state, and accepted by the former citizen as his due.

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