More Dispatches from the Pacific Northwest Loony Bin, a.k.a., Seattle

 

Sometimes it seems like the residents of Seattle are completely detached from reality. While those of us in the real world are hard at work at our jobs, Seattleites are rallying in the streets, protesting Chase Bank’s “Alleged Fossil-Fuel Investments.” Please enlighten me. Why, pray tell, would anyone give a rat’s behind whether a bank has fossil-fuel investments? The said bank isn’t even headquartered in Seattle! Maybe what they’re really protesting is the bankruptcy of the Seattle institution, Washington Mutual, in the 2008 financial crisis. Chase bought WaMu out of bankruptcy and the locals have never quite forgiven them for it. But any institution with any kind of “fossil-fuel” ties gets protested around here.

And then, there’s the story of employees at Seattle’s second-largest employer, Amazon.com, who are irked by Amazon’s “growing ties to the oil industry.” Just like with the Google employees protesting their employer’s work for the US military, Amazon employees think it’s actually their business whether Amazon works with the oil industry. These inmates seem to think they run the asylum. I sure hope that Amazon management lets them know that they do not, and it’s really none of their business who Amazon customers are. They are just acting like the spoiled brats they are.

In the Dubious Distinction category, Seattle has made the list of the most drunken-driving cities. Maybe the drivers in Seattle get really tired of all the traffic congestion, due to the city government’s efforts to get them out of their cars and into government transportation, so they just get drunk.

And, finally, in the Entitled Inmates Thinking They Own the Asylum category, residents of one of the “tiny house villages” for the homeless in Seattle locked out workers from the city government, and employees of the contractor who runs the Village. These residents think they own the place, when they are really living there at the expense of the taxpayers of the city of Seattle. Oh, I actually think the City Council forgets they are spending the taxpayers’ money and not their own!

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  1. Postmodern Hoplite Coolidge
    Postmodern Hoplite
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    Chris Campion (View Comment):

    I’m OK with hippie losers complaining about fossil fuels. Then don’t drive a car. Consume electricity. Fly. Use sidewalks. Use roads. Live in buildings.

    Put your money where your mouth is, hippie. Go sharpen a stick against a rock, hunt a wild boar, and run free with the wild rams.

    Well said! Hear, hear!

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  2. TBA Coolidge
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    Postmodern Hoplite (View Comment):

    Chris Campion (View Comment):

    NORTH CAROLINA WELCOMES YOU HOME, BROTHER!

    I escaped The Peoples’ Republic of Vermont 4 years ago, and I’m never going back.

    Where in NC? Also, what’s a tootle?

    Thanks! Mrs. PH and I both are already increasingly thinking of NC as home.

    We’re on the Perquimans River, just down stream from Hertford, NC. We’ll be about two miles up from the Albemarle Sound: so, I’ll be able to sail from my place down to the Sound, scoot west over to Edenton, or cruise east over to the Outer banks. From there, I’ll be able to sail to any shore that touches the open ocean (in theory, anyway!)

    “Tootle” is a verb, “to move or proceed purposefully in a given direction at a less-than-optimum rate as a result of being easily distracted.” Often the use of the word implies a measure of immaturity or child-like status on the part of individual in motion.

    I usually see it in relation to automobile travel, but that may be a funcion of the auto/child ratio these days. 

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