I’m a (R) Female Trump Voter and I Make Fantastic Salads!

 

No, we’re not finished with Trump Derangement outrage over the champion Clemson Tigers fast-food faux pas. Apparently, the women of CNN found President Trump’s announcement of what’s for dinner disgustingly sexist. Take a look.

“Sometimes what people say when they think they’re being funny exposes exactly who they are and what they think.” Yehehehessss — that works for CNN hostesses (see what I did there?) expressing disgust at “women making salads,” too.

Hey ladies, the subtext of your outrage at President Trump’s “sexism” goes something like this — it’s beneath women to make salads — to feed and take care of men — even if they’re national champions. Maybe especially if they’re manly national champions!

Well, I’ve got (real) news for the CNN hostess. I’d take that job! I make salads Mr. C is delighted to eat. He even asks for them! This is the same guy whose idea of “salad” when we met was iceberg lettuce, cheese, and enough Ranch dressing to float the contents of the bowl. Maybe I should send CNN Hostess my recipes.

Men and women — mothers and fathers — are not interchangeable. We are complementary! Mr. C brings home the bacon and I put it in the salad. It’s a good life. Stop with the contempt already.

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  1. Western Chauvinist Member
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    Ed G. (View Comment):

    How do those CNN heads know that Melania didn’t offer? So full of assumptions and judgement those people are!

    They hate us. They really, really hate us.

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  2. Bob Thompson Member
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    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    No one’s asking for recipes? Sheesh, must be a buncha saladphobes.

    Don’t you even want to know which salad I would serve the National Champion Clemson Tigers??

    What salad did you serve them before they met the Crimson Tide, that’s the important question.

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  3. cdor Member
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    DonG (View Comment):

    When I look at Donald and Melania, I have no doubt which one eats more salads and which one eats more burgers. I also have no doubt that Melania is often pushing Donald to eat more salads and fewer burgers.

    What does it matter what Donald eats or how he looks when he has a wife that looks like…no I mean, that makes such delicious salads as Melania.

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  4. Western Chauvinist Member
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    cdor (View Comment):

    DonG (View Comment):

    When I look at Donald and Melania, I have no doubt which one eats more salads and which one eats more burgers. I also have no doubt that Melania is often pushing Donald to eat more salads and fewer burgers.

    What does it matter what Donald eats or how he looks when he has a wife that looks like…no I mean, that makes such delicious salads as Melania.

    Don’t all women who make delicious salads for their men look like Melania?

    Don’t answer that.

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  5. cdor Member
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    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    cdor (View Comment):

    DonG (View Comment):

    When I look at Donald and Melania, I have no doubt which one eats more salads and which one eats more burgers. I also have no doubt that Melania is often pushing Donald to eat more salads and fewer burgers.

    What does it matter what Donald eats or how he looks when he has a wife that looks like…no I mean, that makes such delicious salads as Melania.

    Don’t all women who make delicious salads for their men look like Melania?

    Don’t answer that.

    Uh, OK I won’t answer.

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  6. Western Chauvinist Member
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    cdor (View Comment):

    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    cdor (View Comment):

    DonG (View Comment):

    When I look at Donald and Melania, I have no doubt which one eats more salads and which one eats more burgers. I also have no doubt that Melania is often pushing Donald to eat more salads and fewer burgers.

    What does it matter what Donald eats or how he looks when he has a wife that looks like…no I mean, that makes such delicious salads as Melania.

    Don’t all women who make delicious salads for their men look like Melania?

    Don’t answer that.

    Uh, OK I won’t answer.

    Snot.

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  7. Flicker Coolidge
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    Western Chauvinist (View Comment):

    You actually have a book stand?  It beats the music stand I use.

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  8. Western Chauvinist Member
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    Falafel salad with tzatziki dressing for dinner tonight.

    OMG, sooo good!

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  9. Manny Coolidge
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    drlorentz (View Comment):

    Back in the day, I used to do a lot of cooking and was pretty good at it, oft praised for my bouillabaisse and coq au vin. After we got married, my wife summarily threw me out of the kitchen. Talk about sexist!

    Similar experience. When we both worked and since I got home a good hour+ first, I cooked. She loved it. Then she quit her job and I was anathema in the kitchen. 

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  10. Randy Webster Inactive
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    Vance Richards (View Comment):

    Western Chauvinist: I make salads

    Western Chauvinist: Mr. C brings home the bacon and I put it in the salad

    Ok, so you hate women and are actively trying to set the women’s movement back a 100 years. But then, by putting bacon in salads you are sending out a dog whistle that you also hate Muslims, PETA, and Jews (we’ll give you a pass on the last one)! Tsk, tsk.

    Sincerely,

    A Bunch of Reactionary Chicks broads from CNN

    FTFY.

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