True Confessions of a Ricochetti

 

On another thread, one of our members admitted something:

I always confuse Horace Greeley with William Jennings Bryan.

I’ve seen a few other comments like this over the years I have been here. When Ricochetti go wild and make their true confessions, it usually isn’t the sort of thing you would see on Facebook or Jeff Bezos’ diary. How many people on your Facebook feed even know who Horace Greeley and William Jennings Bryant are? This is a high-class joint with high-class true confessions.

My true confession: the older I get, the more trouble I have with homonyms. I tend to write out loud. I once found an error in one of my books where I had used the word “clamber” instead of “clamor,” for instance.

What’s your most Ricochet-style true confession?

 

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  1. Lois Lane Coolidge
    Lois Lane
    @LoisLane

    Arahant (View Comment):
    He, like Melville in that whale section, suffered from the same disease as Jules Verne suffered from…. 

    Shut yo’ mouth, @arahantThe Lord of the Rings is nothing like Moby Dick, which destroyed Melville’s career!  Yet I still think Melville is a master writer.  (He also produced Benito Cereno and Billy Budd, though that last was stuffed in a breadbox and not published until years after Melville’s death.)

    Regardless, I’ve read the whole darn LOTRs multiple times, though I do dip more regularly into excerpts.  This is not because of lack of love though.  Name me any book people repeatedly read over and over and over in a finite life apart from the Bible.  

    I mean… dude’s an amazing writer (to me), but even I recognize he’s not God.  

     

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  2. Phil Turmel Inactive
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    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    I don’t think JRR Tolkien is a good writer. At all.

    I’ve tried numerous times, can’t work my way through the LOTR. Just can’t.

    Them’s fighting words!

    Wait… you’re.. you’re.. him: the Boss Mongo!

    { tip toes away ….. }

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  3. Lois Lane Coolidge
    Lois Lane
    @LoisLane

    Seawriter (View Comment):

    Arahant (View Comment):
    I have gotten through it, but I was young at the time. It’s much easier when one does not feel time’s wingèd chariot rolling over one’s bones and urging one to not waste time on poor writers.

    Lord of the Rings was the last three books my father-in-law read before he died. He had started reading it in February, 2018. He was determined to finish it one more time.He finished re-reading it back in June, when he was 96. Shortly thereafter he had a set of mini-strokes which made it impossible for him to concentrate on reading. (He died in December.)

    I hope he found it comforting.  It is actually layered with a strong sense of the eternal.

    In all seriousness… I’m very sorry for your loss.

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  4. OldDanRhody Member
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    Vance Richards (View Comment):

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    I don’t think JRR Tolkien is a good writer. At all.

    I’ve tried numerous times, can’t work my way through the LOTR. Just can’t.

    Don’t waste your time, the movies are better.

    No they aren’t.

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  5. OldDanRhody Member
    OldDanRhody
    @OldDanRhody

    Arahant: What’s your most Ricochet-style true confession?

    I am not evil, but don’t be fooled: I am a jerk.

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  6. The Reticulator Member
    The Reticulator
    @TheReticulator

    Manny (View Comment):

    Hank Rhody, Acting on Emotion (View Comment):

    Alright, you want a scandalous one? I can’t recite all the protections in half the Bill of Rights. I never remember the specifics covered by amendments 4-8.

    Me too and the Ten Commandments. Which one is number six?

    Which version do you want? Calvinist? Lutheran? 

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  7. Paul Erickson Inactive
    Paul Erickson
    @PaulErickson

    Fredösphere (View Comment):
    And if every note of Haydn’s music disappeared from the earth tonight, I wouldn’t be sorry.

    Of course, that can’t happen since he is responsible for The Creation

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  8. The Reticulator Member
    The Reticulator
    @TheReticulator

    OldDanRhody (View Comment):

    Vance Richards (View Comment):

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    I don’t think JRR Tolkien is a good writer. At all.

    I’ve tried numerous times, can’t work my way through the LOTR. Just can’t.

    Don’t waste your time, the movies are better.

    No they aren’t.

    The movies are never better. Never.

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  9. Paul Erickson Inactive
    Paul Erickson
    @PaulErickson

    Confession:  I (we) have two rescue dogs.   I am very attached to them, but I have no idea how to handle them and they basically run my life.

    Cosi: mildly psychotic

    Chance: criminally insane

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  10. RightAngles Member
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    Miffed White Male (View Comment):

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    I don’t think JRR Tolkien is a good writer. At all.

    I’ve tried numerous times, can’t work my way through the LOTR. Just can’t.

    Amen brother!

    Forced my way through it in college. Never again.

    That was going to be mine, though I’ve confessed it here before. I first tried in college because everyone was talking about it, but I just couldn’t stand it. Then years later when everyone was STILL talking about it, I tried again to see what the big deal was, but I just don’t get it. It just must not be my thing. I haven’t seen any of the movies.

     

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  11. RightAngles Member
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    Seawriter (View Comment):

    Even though I love nautical literature, I have never been able to finish Moby Dick. I think I have started it more times than Sam Clemens quit smoking but it always puts me to sleep. Once I tried listening to it as an audio book during my daily commute and it almost put me to sleep as I was going down Beltway 8 at 65 mph. Quit listening to it, and switched to Space Viking.

    Oh good, I’m not the only one! Thank goodness, and thank goodness it’s you. We had to read it in high school, and all my life it’s been called the greatest novel in the English language, but WHY? I mean I have a college degree. It’s not like I’m not well read or anything, but I just don’t get why.

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  12. RightAngles Member
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    Matt Bartle (View Comment):

    My confession: I can remember pi to 50 decimal places, but I can never remember the 51st.

    Well hang your head in shame.

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  13. Manny Coolidge
    Manny
    @Manny

    Amy Schley (View Comment):

    I’m a Lutheran who’d rather sing the mass in Latin than German or English.

    Bach Mass in B minor is gorgeous.  I can’t help but feel Bach was a secret Catholic.  ;)

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  14. Amy Schley Coolidge
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    Manny (View Comment):

    Amy Schley (View Comment):

    I’m a Lutheran who’d rather sing the mass in Latin than German or English.

    Bach Mass in B minor is gorgeous. I can’t help but feel Bach was a secret Catholic. ;)

    Yeah … no. :P

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  15. Manny Coolidge
    Manny
    @Manny

    The Reticulator (View Comment):

    Manny (View Comment):

    Hank Rhody, Acting on Emotion (View Comment):

    Alright, you want a scandalous one? I can’t recite all the protections in half the Bill of Rights. I never remember the specifics covered by amendments 4-8.

    Me too and the Ten Commandments. Which one is number six?

    Which version do you want? Calvinist? Lutheran?

    There are different versions?

    • #105
  16. Boss Mongo Member
    Boss Mongo
    @BossMongo

    Paul Erickson (View Comment):

    Confession: I (we) have two rescue dogs. I am very attached to them, but I have no idea how to handle them and they basically run my life.

    Cosi: mildly psychoticChance: criminally insane

    My daughter brought her rescue home when she visited for the holidays.  Nice pooch.  A bit spirited.  Took me about an hour, then I got him sorted out.  Then we were buds.

    • #106
  17. RushBabe49 Thatcher
    RushBabe49
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    Tolkien was very popular when I was in college in the 1970s.  I avoided reading LOTR then.  Then, fast forward to recent times, and the movies came out.  I was totally captivated, and after the first movie I started at the beginning and read the entire series, every bit of Tolkien I could get my hands on.  I love it now.  To me, the best part of the movies remains the music.

    Ricochet true confession:  don’t tell my boss, but I keep a tab open on Ricochet on my work computer from the moment I log on until I go home.  I’m back and forth all day long.

    • #107
  18. RightAngles Member
    RightAngles
    @RightAngles

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    Paul Erickson (View Comment):

    Confession: I (we) have two rescue dogs. I am very attached to them, but I have no idea how to handle them and they basically run my life.

    Cosi: mildly psychoticChance: criminally insane

    My daughter brought her rescue home when she visited for the holidays. Nice pooch. A bit spirited. Took me about an hour, then I got him sorted out. Then we were buds.

    OH you look so, er, happy.

    • #108
  19. Lois Lane Coolidge
    Lois Lane
    @LoisLane

    RushBabe49 (View Comment):
    RushBabe49  

    Tolkien was very popular when I was in college in the 1970s. I avoided reading LOTR then. Then, fast forward to recent times, and the movies came out. I was totally captivated, and after the first movie I started at the beginning and read the entire series, every bit of Tolkien I could get my hands on. I love it now. To me, the best part of the movies remains the music.

    Frrrriiiiieeeeennnnnddddd!

    • #109
  20. Vance Richards Inactive
    Vance Richards
    @VanceRichards

    Vance Richards (View Comment):

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    I don’t think JRR Tolkien is a good writer. At all.

    I’ve tried numerous times, can’t work my way through the LOTR. Just can’t.

    Don’t waste your time, the movies are better.

    I was rushing to get out the door when I typed that comment but the next line was supposed to read:

    Nerd hissy fit in 3, 2, 1 . . . 

     

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  21. Boss Mongo Member
    Boss Mongo
    @BossMongo

    RightAngles (View Comment):
    OH you look so, er, happy.

    Some chicks have RBF.

    Apparently, some guys (according to my daughters) have RAMF.

    I am a sufferer of Resting Ax Murderer Face.

    • #111
  22. Saint Augustine Member
    Saint Augustine
    @SaintAugustine

    RightAngles (View Comment):

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    OH you look so, er, happy.

    No one’s gonna ask which one is Boss Mongo?

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  23. The Reticulator Member
    The Reticulator
    @TheReticulator

    Manny (View Comment):

    The Reticulator (View Comment):

    Manny (View Comment):

    Hank Rhody, Acting on Emotion (View Comment):

    Alright, you want a scandalous one? I can’t recite all the protections in half the Bill of Rights. I never remember the specifics covered by amendments 4-8.

    Me too and the Ten Commandments. Which one is number six?

    Which version do you want? Calvinist? Lutheran?

    There are different versions?

    Yes. I’m too lazy to decide on a good page to link to, but if you search for “Ten Commandments numbering system” you’ll get some links that explain. 

    • #113
  24. RightAngles Member
    RightAngles
    @RightAngles

    Boss Mongo (View Comment):

    RightAngles (View Comment):
    OH you look so, er, happy.

    Some chicks have RBF.

    Apparently, some guys (according to my daughters) have RAMF.

    I am a sufferer of Resting Ax Murderer Face.

    Hahaha! 

    • #114
  25. Manny Coolidge
    Manny
    @Manny

    Ok here’s another confession while we’re on the topic. I find Lord of the Rings ok as a literary work, but I think Tolkein’s real masterpiece was The Hobbit. 

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  26. Manny Coolidge
    Manny
    @Manny

    The Reticulator (View Comment):

    Manny (View Comment):

    The Reticulator (View Comment):

    Manny (View Comment):

    Hank Rhody, Acting on Emotion (View Comment):

    Alright, you want a scandalous one? I can’t recite all the protections in half the Bill of Rights. I never remember the specifics covered by amendments 4-8.

    Me too and the Ten Commandments. Which one is number six?

    Which version do you want? Calvinist? Lutheran?

    There are different versions?

    Yes. I’m too lazy to decide on a good page to link to, but if you search for “Ten Commandments numbering system” you’ll get some links that explain.

    Found it. That was very interesting. Now I understand why I get confused. Thanks. 

    • #116
  27. Lois Lane Coolidge
    Lois Lane
    @LoisLane

    Manny (View Comment):

    Ok here’s another confession while we’re on the topic. I find Lord of the Rings ok as a literary work, but I think Tolkein’s real masterpiece was The Hobbit.

    I think they are different sorts of work.  Many people who don’t like the LOTR care about The Hobbit.  I love them both for very different reasons.

    One thing I’ll say about Bilbo though…. Peter Jackson destroyed his story.  It was a small book that could have been one phenomenal movie, but nooooo.

    The cartoon was better.

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  28. OldDanRhody Member
    OldDanRhody
    @OldDanRhody

    Lois Lane (View Comment):

    Seawriter (View Comment):
    Even though I love nautical literature, I have never been able to finish Moby Dick.

    The sad thing about that novel, which I had to read in graduate school, is that it starts out great. Queequeg is so compelling! Almost like a LOTR character! :) But then comes the whale section… You know which one I’m talking about. It reads like a textbook on mammals with fins, and it is so very, very, verrrrrry long.

    True confession: I liked Moby Dick, even though you can skip whole chapters and not lose the story.
    Otherwise, there’s Dave Berry’s version: “Nature is represented by a white whale and can kill you.”

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  29. Manny Coolidge
    Manny
    @Manny

    OldDanRhody (View Comment):

    Lois Lane (View Comment):

    Seawriter (View Comment):
    Even though I love nautical literature, I have never been able to finish Moby Dick.

    The sad thing about that novel, which I had to read in graduate school, is that it starts out great. Queequeg is so compelling! Almost like a LOTR character! :) But then comes the whale section… You know which one I’m talking about. It reads like a textbook on mammals with fins, and it is so very, very, verrrrrry long.

    True confession: I liked Moby Dick, even though you can skip whole chapters and not lose the story.
    Otherwise, there’s Dave Berry’s version: “Nature is represented by a white whale and can kill you.”

    Maybe this is even more shocking a confession, I loved Moby Dick. 

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  30. Percival Thatcher
    Percival
    @Percival

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