The Atheist and the Acorn

 

This starts with a joke. Not a particularly good one, but perhaps the novelty will save the humor. It’s been a long time since I’ve heard it told.

An atheist is arguing with a priest as they walk through a grove of trees. “How can you believe in a God who created such a disordered universe? Look at these mighty oak trees. See the tiny acorns they produce. And yet the massive pumpkin grows on a feeble vine. If I had designed the world that situation would be corrected, let me tell you.”

Just then an acorn falls from the oak and taps the atheist on his noggin. “Imagine” drawls his companion “if that had been a pumpkin.”

The humor here (and I hope you’ll pardon my analyzing the joke. Perhaps with a better one I’d worry about squandering it) the humor lies in the atheist who is so confident that he knows how the universe ought to be ordered. He has a clear aesthetic view that fails to take into account some practical implications.

The Argument For and Against the Existence of God by Design

I doubt that particular conversation ever actually took place but I have seen similar arguments made. The blood vessels in the eye go in front of the retina where they inevitably block some percentage of the light. Wouldn’t it be more efficient to run the blood vessels along the back of the retina so you don’t get the “down in front!” effect? Maybe; maybe not. The system really is a wonder for oxygenating the eye, and it blocks only a small percentage of the incident photons. (I speak only from second-hand knowledge, mind you; I’ve never given the matter much study myself.)

The general form of the argument seems to be: “Nature works in this way. It would work better if instead, it worked this other way. Therefore a rational God did not design this.” And a general counter-argument. “Nature actually works better the way it does because of this reason you have failed to consider.” Either way, I don’t find it very convincing; you can swap the argument and counter-argument to the opposite positions as well. Both the atheist and the theist, in making their arguments, are assuming that they know all functions a given thing has and can deduce all reasons that the Lord might have constructed that thing that way.

I bring it up to illustrate two closely-related principles that one must keep in mind when reasoning about the Almighty:

  • God is smarter than I am.
  • God is also wiser than I am.

The Good Lord who stretched out the giraffe’s neck presumably had a good reason for doing so. Possibly it was for some overriding engineering concern. I think it more likely that He did so because he takes joy in the delight children get from seeing such an absurd animal. Not a value that many of us science types generally worry about, but that’s that second principle for you. The Good Lord has his own purposes that are better than the ones that you and I hold. In the end, that sort of design objective is hardly a thing that could be proven, at least on this side of the grave.

Arguing With the Almighty Himself

If one were to argue design with God, however, the general argument would take on a different form. “Nature works this way. It would work better if instead, it worked this other way.” (Therefore…? What exactly would one hope to gain by gainsaying the Almighty?) God would respond “No, this is the best configuration because…” and there would follow a series of reasons and counterarguments that would settle the matter. A God who knows the end from the beginning will have weighed every competing concern and derived the optimal solution. That is, He’d respond if He felt the need to justify His reasons to you in the first place. Job got several chapters of “Where were you when I laid the foundation of the Earth?”.

That lack of an answer is deeply unsatisfying to us as readers. You let the man’s kids die; the least you can do is explain why to him. Job though, Job takes it as a complete answer. He doesn’t argue; he apologizes for demanding an answer in the first place.

I have heard of You by the hearing of the ear,
But now my eye sees You.
Therefore I abhor myself,
And repent in dust and ashes.

Why? The answer to that question comes from the first chapter of the book, but not from the story, from something that Job said after he had lost everything.

Then Job arose, tore his robe, and shaved his head; and he fell to the ground and worshiped. And he said:

“Naked I came from my mother’s womb,
And naked shall I return there.
The Lord gave, and the Lord has taken away;
Blessed be the name of the Lord.”

In all this Job did not sin nor charge God with wrong.

Everything — the money, Job’s health, his children — everything was given to him by the Lord. None of it was immutably his; he enjoyed all the gifts at the pleasure of the Lord. There’s no higher court, no standard of justice, no celestial insurance company to make him whole after the Lord removes those gifts. It’s easy to assume that His justice reflects our own ideas of justice when we’re talking among ourselves, but the holiness of God allows no quibbling. Job here reverts to the usual reaction of man when confronted with the reality of the Living God; stark, raving terror. All our sophistries fade away like snowflakes in a rainstorm when we’re forced to acknowledge the actual, living presence of God.

The Implications of Infinity

If one is going to consider the nature of God, then it’s probably best to consider God on God’s own terms. If God is infinite, then reasoning about a god that is not infinite won’t actually tell you about the Lord. If you start with the assumption that God is confined by the Laws of Physics then you’ll never understand anything about a God who isn’t. I touched on the point briefly when discoursing on my opium dreams.

If God is in fact infinite, then you’ve got to reason about Him as if He’s infinite in order to get anywhere. If he’s infinitely intelligent then it’s not enough to just say that you’re likely to lose any sort of game of cosmic riddles. You’re measuring your finite IQ against his infinite IQ, and any finite quantity is less than an infinite quantity. But once you start talking about God as if he’s infinite there are whole debates that just sort of melt away.

For instance, evolution. If the Lord spoke the Earth into existence literally as it’s described in Genesis chapter 1 then He could have done it precisely that way. Any amount of clever biologists discoursing on fossils and DNA doesn’t change that. An infinite God can speak whatever he likes into the fossil record just as easily as He could have spoken its absence in. Alternately, perhaps he ran evolution like a computer simulation to see if you could get whales back out of land mammals, or maybe he just let the Earth run for an epoch and said ‘Let there be ponies now.” If God is infinitely powerful and infinitely intelligent then we have to acknowledge the possibility that He did things any old way He pleases and never mind what we’d have chosen.

We’ve established a means, do we have a motive? Why not? God, judging from the Bible, values the salvation of people rather highly. Suppose he set up the whole pageant of evolution in order to reach a single biology grad student in North Carolina. Seems like an awful lot of work, doesn’t it? Again, we’re thinking about infinity here. It’s just as easy for Him to do it that way as any other. If I have infinite money on hand, I can pay the national debt just as easily as if I can pay for an ice-cream cone. Infinity dollars minus 20 trillion works out to the same thing as infinity minus two bits; it’s still infinity.

As such I’m never much bothered by questions of atheists and acorns. From either side of the question, it’s nothing but a plausibility argument. We can play our games with wisdom and logic but we ought to do so with a certain amount of humility. One may argue with the Almighty, one would be foolish to expect to prevail. There’s no possible example, experiment, theoretical, hypothesis, what have you that can prove God exists unless God allows it. The question always — always — always resolves to the one Christ offered to Peter:

He said to them, “But who do you say that I am?”

Peter answered and said, “The Christ of God.”

In the end, that’s the question that matters.

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  1. J Climacus Member
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    HeavyWater (View Comment):

    J Climacus (View Comment):

    Well, yes, if minimizing suffering is a moral fact, then minimizing the suffering of puppies is also a moral fact. All we have done is shift the question from the suffering of puppies in particular to suffering in general. Is then, minimizing suffering in general a true or illusory moral fact?

    I think that “other things being equal, suffering ought to be minimized” is a true moral fact.

    I am perfectly willing to say that it is a self-evident moral truth that suffering should be minimized (all else being equal). All sane people should be able to know it simply through common sense, and whether they believe in God or not. And by self-evident moral truth I mean that it is “true moral fact” that some hypothetical objective moral observer would validate as true.

    I agree.

    Is that what you mean by “accept the proposition?” If so, we are in agreement.

    We are in agreement.

    A lot of atheists would not be in agreement with me here because they would deny we have an innate moral sense that can intuit genuine moral features of the world.

    Atheists disagree among themselves on human nature. I am currently reading, for the second time, Steven Pinker’s 2002 book “The Blank Slate: The Modern Denial of Human Nature.” I have watched Steven Pinker’s video’s where he summarizes his views on the nature versus nurture debate and I have found his views, that much of human behavior and thought has a genetic basis.

    One example Pinker uses is that of Phineas Gage. From page 42.

    The first hint came from Phineas Gage, the nineteenth-century railroad worker familiar to generations of psychology students. Gage was using a yard-long spike to tamp explosive powder into a hole in a rock when a spark ignited the powder and sent the spike into his cheekbone, through his brain, and out the top of his skull. Phineas survived with his perception, memory, language, and motor functions intact. But in the famous understatement of a co-worker, “Gage was no longer Gage.” A piece of iron had literally turned him into a different person, from courteous, responsible, and ambitious to rude, unreliable, and shiftless. It did this by impaling his ventromedial prefrontal cortex, the region of the brain above the eyes now known to be involved in reasoning about other people. Together with other areas of the prefrontal lobes and the limbic system (the seat of the emotions), it anticipates the consequences of one’s actions and selects behavior consonant with one’s goals.

    The Blank Slate is an excellent read. I read it a long time ago, and remember thinking it was a mixture of fascinating science and occasionally questionable philosophy.

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  2. HeavyWater Inactive
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    Here is a good video where Moral Realism is discussed.  The video features Professor of Philosophy Michael Huemer being interviewed by Nathan Ormond.

    They discuss the argument from disagreement, which is often used as a reason to be skeptical about moral realism.

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  3. HeavyWater Inactive
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    At the 27 minute mark they begin discussing God, goodness and presuppositionalist apologetics.

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  4. CarolJoy, Above Top Secret Coolidge
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    HeavyWater (View Comment):

    As I see it, God either explains nothing or can provide rationalizations for everything. I do not believe in God.

    My father was not a big believer either. He called himself an agnostic, as he felt an atheist is someone who, once out of this Dimension, would eternally argue with God about existing if coming face to face with God. My dad said  said he certainly would not argue once they met.

    He was a wonderful, funny and wise human being. I have been on the fence about organized religion due to his influence. However doing hospice care for 20 years, I came to know there is indeed a life beyond this one, and that indicates a Supreme Consciousness.

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  5. CarolJoy, Above Top Secret Coolidge
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    SkipSul (View Comment):

    HeavyWater (View Comment):

    What you are describing is how different groups of human beings in different times, places and circumstances have behaved and perhaps what they believed about right/wrong behavior.

    But a set of moral facts would not simply take a survey how human beings currently behave or have behaved in the past, but would instead provide a framework for determining which actions would be considered right actions and which actions would be considered wrong actions.

    You’re either missing the point, or engaging in base-stealing with the term “moral facts”, or else winging it entirely by insisting on using a nonsensical term.

    A fact cannot be moral or immoral.

    An action can be moral or immoral.

    HeavyWater (View Comment):
    Also, moral facts could be categorical. For example, “One should never eat a squirrel.” Or moral facts can be defeasible. For example, “One should never eat a squirrel unless one is near starvation.”

    These are not facts. These are laws, or at least guidelines. Which points to what discussions of morality are: discussions of boundaries.

    SNIP

    I have met some surrealists, however they were insisting that the bananas were late for their walk.

    Given the style of clocks that surrealists use, it is not at all surprising that bananas are late for their walk!

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  6. HeavyWater Inactive
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    Here is Professor of Philosophy Russ Shafer-Landau, author of “Moral Realism: A Defense.”

    Nathan Ormond is the interviewer.

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  7. CarolJoy, Above Top Secret Coolidge
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    HeavyWater (View Comment):

    Here is Professor of Philosophy Russ Shafer-Landau, author of “Moral Realism: A Defense.”

    Nathan Ormond is the interviewer.

    In listening to this video, I kept reminding myself that on the Left, the moral reason of the week always supplants the prior week’s moral reality. So first it was the Women’s March against Trump, where the moral authority of those mobs demanded that all moral people march around hating Trump. (While wearing vagina hats on their heads.)

    Then came the push for open borders, and that to be answering to the newer high moral command, then there must never be any parent with a crying baby at the border.

    These two movements were followed by the gun control issue, which somehow involved letting junior high and HS aged students out of school to march around and show the fervor of their beliefs about the evil of guns. (Cynic that I am, I always felt that students of that age would much rather march around promoting any cause, as long as it gets them out of some class that they hate.)

    There was the statue toppling movement that led to the march in Charlottesville, and ended in that city with the death of the young  woman. So people across the South decided to let Civil War era statues be demolished, as who wants to be called by a whole group of people “insensitive” or racist? Then when the local school  districts had to cut back classes, as demolishing large statues can be expensive, people began to question the wisdom of this.

    Then it was the “Russian collusion/impeachment” movement. Along with that came Greta and the “12 years before the earth implodes” Global Climate Crisis issue. For some reason, the COVID #plandemic raised its ugly head right after that morally reasoned activity about Russian collusion was snuffed out, as there was never any proof Trump colluded with Russia to win the election.

    So now we’re back to pulling down statues, as well as protesting the inherent racism of all of us white people. And activities occurring within the eight or ten cities that had substantial amounts of real estate actually destroyed, and perhaps a hundred  lives lost, has to be overlooked, as the media keeps telling us that all recent activities involved peaceful protesters.

    I don’t mind a flavor of  the week when it comes to ice cream. But when a moral flavor of the week extends to one  whole side of the political spectrum waging war on the rest of us for not jumping enthusiastically from one issue to another, and who simply act as if we “sub humans” are racists when we actually philosophically or scientifically oppose their ideas on anything, you can certainly count me out.

    (I’m not sure what we were named for opposing gun control, as it was not really a race-based philosophy one way or the other.)

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