I Am a Toad and I Live in a Swamp

 

Toad Hall is situated on a hill overlooking the beautiful Swartekill, or Black Creek, Swamp. Usually around Memorial Day, we have an influx of snapping turtles, and occasionally other types of turtles like painted turtles, coming up out of the swamp to lay their eggs in our warm flower beds and compost piles. Turtles, being reptiles, lay eggs that must be kept warm to incubate and hatch. My fluffy, sunny flower beds are apparently irresistible.

Yesterday, we saw several turtles in the yard. One mama got out on top of an old stone barn foundation, about ten feet high, and then fell. Fortunately she is a sturdy reptile and she landed in a flower bed, so she was fine. Here is a picture of her at the bottom of the wall. Her shell was probably about 15-18 inches or so:

Here is a closeup of her diggers — careful!:

One year, one of the turtles decided to take the shortest path from my compost pile back to the swamp. My garden lay en route, but she thought that she could scale my six-foot deer netting fence. I used some bamboo poles to get her off before she took the whole wall down with her, and then we stopped traffic to let her cross the road. She was a big one, with a more than two foot long shell.

We rarely see the baby turtles, so we’re not sure how successful the laying rate is here, but when we do see them they are teeny tiny, not much more than the size of a quarter. I once leaned over to pick up what I thought was a black plastic top and it was a baby painted turtle. This picture is from a couple of years ago, on a day when our young hens laid their first egg and I found a baby snapper:

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  1. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
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    Basil Fawlty (View Comment):

    CB Toder aka Mama Toad (View Comment):
    I once considered picking up a snapper, to try to help her cross the road.

    Why did she want to cross the road?

    To get back to the swamp…

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  2. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
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    OmegaPaladin (View Comment):

    I heard: I’M A TOAD AND THAT’S GOOD!

    It was not until a few years ago that I learned the actual wording. I figure I can combine my grade school version with the actual wording:

    MAMA TOAD IS THAT GOOD!

    Thank you, that is awesome.

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  3. Stad Coolidge
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    RightAngles (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    Idahoklahoman (View Comment):
    And all the camp counselors backed away from my alligator snapper, and that was the end of the turtle races.

    LOL! There’s a good reason why they backed away. These beasts are nasty, and they can get frighteningly large:

    https://www.google.com/search?rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-US%3AIE-Address&rlz=1I7GGRP_enUS499&biw=1280&bih=607&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=DmsNW7S4GIbVzwK0kIbQAg&q=alligator+snapping+turtle&oq=alligator+snapping+turtle&gs_l=img.1.0.0i67k1l2j0l8.28337.28933.0.32023.5.3.0.0.0.0.268.407.2j0j1.3.0….0…1c.1.64.img..3.1.264….0.zonVtrO9XTQ#imgdii=isUeRcYdcsUhWM:&imgrc=cpPjv0J77Xo_LM:&spf=1527605764568

    If you look through these pictures, you’ll find some with mouths large enough to bite someone’s head off. They are living dinosaurs, if you ask me . . .

    Whoa!

    Image result for alligator snapping turtle

    I saw this pic, and I’m thinking . . .

    Alligator turtle spouse could be within ten inches of biting this guy’s leg off:

    “I want my man back!”

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  4. RightAngles Member
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    Stad (View Comment):

    RightAngles (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    Idahoklahoman (View Comment):
    And all the camp counselors backed away from my alligator snapper, and that was the end of the turtle races.

    LOL! There’s a good reason why they backed away. These beasts are nasty, and they can get frighteningly large:

    https://www.google.com/search?rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-US%3AIE-Address&rlz=1I7GGRP_enUS499&biw=1280&bih=607&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=DmsNW7S4GIbVzwK0kIbQAg&q=alligator+snapping+turtle&oq=alligator+snapping+turtle&gs_l=img.1.0.0i67k1l2j0l8.28337.28933.0.32023.5.3.0.0.0.0.268.407.2j0j1.3.0….0…1c.1.64.img..3.1.264….0.zonVtrO9XTQ#imgdii=isUeRcYdcsUhWM:&imgrc=cpPjv0J77Xo_LM:&spf=1527605764568

    If you look through these pictures, you’ll find some with mouths large enough to bite someone’s head off. They are living dinosaurs, if you ask me . . .

    Whoa!

    Image result for alligator snapping turtle

    I saw this pic, and I’m thinking . . .

    Alligator turtle spouse could be within ten inches of biting this guy’s leg off:

    “I want my man back!”

    Haha! Or even worse: “Oh they’re so cute when they’re tiny babies”

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  5. Stad Coolidge
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    OmegaPaladin (View Comment):

    This post’s title brought back memories:

    My father has always enjoyed classic rock, and I grew up hearing music from before I was born. Naturally, music sounds different to a child’s ears, so I heard the chorus of this classic song…

    I heard: I’M A TOAD AND THAT’S GOOD!

    It was not until a few years ago that I learned the actual wording. I figure I can combine my grade school version with the actual wording:

    MAMA TOAD IS THAT GOOD!

    So that’s what they’re actually saying.  Next you’ll be telling me CCR was wrong, and there is no bathroom on the right . . .

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  6. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
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    Snort…

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  7. Stad Coolidge
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    CB Toder aka Mama Toad (View Comment):

    Snort…

    Shouldn’t that be “Ribbit”?

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  8. RightAngles Member
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    Stad (View Comment):

    OmegaPaladin (View Comment):

    This post’s title brought back memories:

    My father has always enjoyed classic rock, and I grew up hearing music from before I was born. Naturally, music sounds different to a child’s ears, so I heard the chorus of this classic song…

    I heard: I’M A TOAD AND THAT’S GOOD!

    It was not until a few years ago that I learned the actual wording. I figure I can combine my grade school version with the actual wording:

    MAMA TOAD IS THAT GOOD!

    So that’s what they’re actually saying. Next you’ll be telling me CCR was wrong, and there is no bathroom on the right . . .

    Hahaha! When my sister was in 5th grade singing along with the Beatles, instead of “Don’t have time for trivialities,”  she’d sing “Don’t have time for trippy and a tea”

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  9. Stad Coolidge
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    RightAngles (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    OmegaPaladin (View Comment):

    This post’s title brought back memories:

    My father has always enjoyed classic rock, and I grew up hearing music from before I was born. Naturally, music sounds different to a child’s ears, so I heard the chorus of this classic song…

    I heard: I’M A TOAD AND THAT’S GOOD!

    It was not until a few years ago that I learned the actual wording. I figure I can combine my grade school version with the actual wording:

    MAMA TOAD IS THAT GOOD!

    So that’s what they’re actually saying. Next you’ll be telling me CCR was wrong, and there is no bathroom on the right . . .

    Hahaha! When my sister was in 5th grade singing along with the Beatles, instead of “Don’t have time for trivialities,” she’d sing “Don’t have time for trippy and a tea”

    And Jimi Hendrix in Purple Haze sang, ” ‘scuse me, while I kiss this guy.” [the sky]

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  10. Glenn the Iconoclast Member
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    Have you read Lillian Hellman’s “Turtle”?  It’s anthologized in Pentimento, let me see if there’s an original … don’t see one, but I’m getting kinda sleepy, so may be overlooking.

    Pentimento is a pretty good book.  Includes “Julia.”

     

     

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  11. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
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    Glenn the Iconoclast (View Comment):

    Have you read Lillian Hellman’s “Turtle”? It’s anthologized in Pentimento, let me see if there’s an original … don’t see one, but I’m getting kinda sleepy, so may be overlooking.

    Pentimento is a pretty good book. Includes “Julia.”

     

    No, thanks old friend, I haven’t read it, but I know Vachel Lindsay’s poem about a turtle:

    There was a little turtle.
    He lived in a box.
    He swam in a puddle. 
    He climbed on the rocks.
    He snapped at a mosquito. 
    He snapped at a flea.
    He snapped at a minnow
    and he snapped at me.
    He caught the mosquito.
    He caught the flea.
    He caught the minnow
    but he couldn’t catch me!

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  12. Al French Moderator
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    CB Toder aka Mama Toad (View Comment):

    Glenn the Iconoclast (View Comment):

    Have you read Lillian Hellman’s “Turtle”? It’s anthologized in Pentimento, let me see if there’s an original … don’t see one, but I’m getting kinda sleepy, so may be overlooking.

    Pentimento is a pretty good book. Includes “Julia.”

     

    No, thanks old friend, I haven’t read it, but I know Vachel Lindsay’s poem about a turtle:

    There was a little turtle.
    He lived in a box.
    He swam in a puddle.
    He climbed on the rocks.
    He snapped at a mosquito.
    He snapped at a flea.
    He snapped at a minnow
    and he snapped at me.
    He caught the mosquito.
    He caught the flea.
    He caught the minnow
    but he couldn’t catch me!

    I remember that poem from my childhood.

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