Subliberal Advertising

 

While watching TV advertising, I often get the feeling I’m being lectured to.

The Super Bowl yesterday was a series of lectures with this message: “As often as we’ve tried to educate you people out there in flyover country, you remain resistant to our efforts to civilize you. We continue to detect traces of racism, misogyny, and xenophobia in your makeup; so it’s our moral imperative to disabuse you of those ideas.”

If a young girl and a boy are in some kind of competition—running, shooting a basket, doing a science project—put your money on the girl. She’s a shoe-in. It’s all terribly cute, of course. Look, the girl beat the boy! But the schtick is getting a bit tired. Ad folk, lay off the ideology for a bit, for goodness sakes, and let the poor boy win every now and then.

There seems to be some kind of law in advertising that if you show two kids, one of them has to be black. The rule is so strict that there must be some kind of jail (probably on Madison Avenue) for those who break this law. In a group of seven or so, three or four will be “people of color.” They’ll sometimes show an Asian in a group shot, but Asians just don’t count as much as blacks. We’re being lectured to, folks.

In the Super Bowl T-Mobile ad showing a bunch of babies, more than half of which were “babies of color,” we were told that “Some people will be threatened” by the varied hues of these babies. “But,” we’re told, “you will love who you want.” Why do I get the feeling that person who considered himself enlightened was scolding me for my benighted ways?

The Kraft ad in the Super Bowl featured gay couples and interracial couples. “There is no right way to family” (using “family” as a verb) we were told by an ad that obviously was tweaking the noses of the unenlightened.

Perhaps it all started with that Coca Cola ad almost fifty years ago that wanted to teach the world to sing, with a long shot of a multi-cultural group of young people, all mingling peacefully, loving one another, all grokking one another. No borders for these folk.

These lectures are so important to the woke folk on Madison Avenue that the corporations—and the ad agencies that do their bidding—spend untold millions of dollars in which the products themselves never make an appearance. There was nary a phone in the T-Mobile ad, and no macaroni showed up in the Kraft ad.

I was trying to enjoy the Super Bowl, but these darned ads were harshing my mellow. (I can’t get enough of that phrase, which I stole from a DocJay post.)

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  1. KentForrester Inactive
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    PHenry (View Comment):

    Don Tillman (View Comment):
    Welcome Instapundit readers!

    Thanks @eddriscoll .

    Instalaunch! congratulations, @kentforrester! great post.

    ____

    Mr. Henry, thanks.  The post seems to have struck a nerve.

    Kent

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  2. KentForrester Inactive
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    KentForrester (View Comment):

    PHenry (View Comment):

    Don Tillman (View Comment):
    Welcome Instapundit readers!

    Thanks @eddriscoll .

    Instalaunch! congratulations, @kentforrester! great post.

    ____

    Mr. Henry, thanks. The post seems to have struck a nerve.

    Kent

    ________

    Mr. Henry, oh, I see.  Instapundit featured a part of my post.  I had never heard of Instapundit.  I have a few conservative sites I read fairly regularly—Red State and Ace of Spades, for instance—but I might add Instapundit to that list.  Thanks for the heads up.

    Kent

     

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  3. Kozak Member
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    RightAngles (View Comment):

    Kozak (View Comment):
    My wife and have noticed the amazing number of bi racial couples in TV commercials. Lately almost always white men with black women. According to Pew about 6% of marriages are inter racial. And black men are twice as likely to intermarry then black women.

    Kozak (View Comment):
    My wife and have noticed the amazing number of bi racial couples in TV commercials. Lately almost always white men with black women. According to Pew about 6% of marriages are inter racial. And black men are twice as likely to intermarry then black women.

    They would never dare show a black man with a white woman. Black women really hate that.

    Bingo.

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  4. Rightfromthestart Coolidge
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    RightAngles (View Comment):

    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    Songwriter (View Comment):
    On a positive note, these new virtue-signaling ads are crowding out the “dumb Dad/brilliant Mom” ads that dominated the airwaves for the past few years.

    That’s because they’ve become institutionalized as longer “ads” in the form of sitcoms.

    I always hated to see my favorite sitcoms trying to be “topical.” It’s jarring when you’re watching it and suddenly they inject domestic violence into the story. I mean I wanted to laugh, not be made to feel angry or sad. Get over yourselves, writers.

    Apparently Jerry Seinfeld feels the same way, when his show was on he said ‘You’ll never see a ‘very special’ Seinfeld” I loved that.

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    Rightfromthestart (View Comment):

    RightAngles (View Comment):

    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    Songwriter (View Comment):
    On a positive note, these new virtue-signaling ads are crowding out the “dumb Dad/brilliant Mom” ads that dominated the airwaves for the past few years.

    That’s because they’ve become institutionalized as longer “ads” in the form of sitcoms.

    I always hated to see my favorite sitcoms trying to be “topical.” It’s jarring when you’re watching it and suddenly they inject domestic violence into the story. I mean I wanted to laugh, not be made to feel angry or sad. Get over yourselves, writers.

    Apparently Jerry Seinfeld feels the same way, when his show was on he said ‘You’ll never see a ‘very special’ Seinfeld” I loved that.

    And then they violated that rule for their dud of a final episode.

     

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    Dorrk (View Comment):

    Rightfromthestart (View Comment):

    RightAngles (View Comment):

    Hoyacon (View Comment):

    Songwriter (View Comment):
    On a positive note, these new virtue-signaling ads are crowding out the “dumb Dad/brilliant Mom” ads that dominated the airwaves for the past few years.

    That’s because they’ve become institutionalized as longer “ads” in the form of sitcoms.

    I always hated to see my favorite sitcoms trying to be “topical.” It’s jarring when you’re watching it and suddenly they inject domestic violence into the story. I mean I wanted to laugh, not be made to feel angry or sad. Get over yourselves, writers.

    Apparently Jerry Seinfeld feels the same way, when his show was on he said ‘You’ll never see a ‘very special’ Seinfeld” I loved that.

    And then they violated that rule for their dud of a final episode.

    I loved the final episode. Thought it was hysterical. Wasn’t preachey, it just tied everything together.

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    Kozak, you put me over the top. My previous PR for most responses from a single post was 95 (in 22 posts). Your response was the 96th.  Thanks.

    Kent

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    Kozak (View Comment):

    Apparently Jerry Seinfeld feels the same way, when his show was on he said ‘You’ll never see a ‘very special’ Seinfeld” I loved that.

    And then they violated that rule for their dud of a final episode.

    I loved the final episode. Thought it was hysterical. Wasn’t preachey, it just tied everything together.

    It judged them, which violated the spirit of the show.

    I had read an article about Seinfeld when it was taking off, and I think Larry David was quoted as saying “No one will ever learn anything, and no one will ever hug.”

    I consider the fate of the characters, even if they didn’t learn anything from it, a transgression, in that it looked down on them.

    And the sappy “I Hope You Had the Time of Your Life” montage was a virtual “hug.”

     

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    Dorrk (View Comment):

    Kozak (View Comment):

    Apparently Jerry Seinfeld feels the same way, when his show was on he said ‘You’ll never see a ‘very special’ Seinfeld” I loved that.

    And then they violated that rule for their dud of a final episode.

    I loved the final episode. Thought it was hysterical. Wasn’t preachey, it just tied everything together.

    It judged them, which violated the spirit of the show.

    I had read an article about Seinfeld when it was taking off, and I think Larry David was quoted as saying “No one will ever learn anything, and no one will ever hug.”

    I consider the fate of the characters, even if they didn’t learn anything from it, a transgression, in that it looked down on them.

    And the sappy “I Hope You Had the Time of Your Life” montage was a virtual “hug.”

    I always resented the ‘show about nothing’ formulation. Seinfeld was a fine show.

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  10. Eridemus Coolidge
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    @kentforrester

    on the formatting thing: You can also hit the quote marks to “leave” that function same as when you started the quote…and return to straight writing. You will notice the cursor jumps back over to the normal format.

    Also to correct after you see a posted goof you can go into edit mode and highlight (select) a portion of text and hit the quotes symbol to reverse that portion if it wasn’t what it was supposed to be (quoted or not).

     

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    Dorrk (View Comment):

    Kozak (View Comment):

    Apparently Jerry Seinfeld feels the same way, when his show was on he said ‘You’ll never see a ‘very special’ Seinfeld” I loved that.

    And then they violated that rule for their dud of a final episode.

    I loved the final episode. Thought it was hysterical. Wasn’t preachey, it just tied everything together.

    It judged them, which violated the spirit of the show.

    I had read an article about Seinfeld when it was taking off, and I think Larry David was quoted as saying “No one will ever learn anything, and no one will ever hug.”

    I consider the fate of the characters, even if they didn’t learn anything from it, a transgression, in that it looked down on them.

    And the sappy “I Hope You Had the Time of Your Life” montage was a virtual “hug.”

    I seem to recall reading that the final episodes (It was a two-parter, I think) was their way of reminding everybody what shallow, self-centered human beings the four main characters really were.

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    RightAngles (View Comment):
    When I was in college, at the dawn of the Black Power movement, the black athletes often dated white girls, and you should have heard the black girls in my freshman dorm on that topic.

    I believe the black jurors on the OJ trial probably resented his choice of wife.

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    I don’t buy anything with a pink ribbon if I can avoid it also.  Companies are pandering to audiences’ emotions are not sure they have a good product.

    The social causes that companies embrace are a turn off to me. I really don’t care to be drug into their fantasy that they make so much money and have copious amounts of time to care more than the average person does in their day to day activities.  I refuse to donate at the checkout counter also.  Notice they like to brag about how much they raise, but if it isn’t out of their profits, they are taking credit for being shakedown artists.

    I only like funny commercials.

    I find if I am interested in something to buy, I research it on the internet on mulitple sites if I can and see what people who have actually used and bought the product say.  And some of those are probably not reliable as actual customers, that’s why I use mulitple inquiries as well as ask people I know.

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    Ralphie (View Comment):

    RightAngles (View Comment):
    When I was in college, at the dawn of the Black Power movement, the black athletes often dated white girls, and you should have heard the black girls in my freshman dorm on that topic.

    I believe the black jurors on the OJ trial probably resented his choice of wife.

    ______

    Ralphie, but they acquitted him.

    Kent

     

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    Ralphie (View Comment):

    I refuse to donate at the checkout counter also. _________

    Ralphie, that shakedown annoys me too.  I’m tempted to say something, but I don’t because the checkout lady doesn’t have anything to do with it.  I imagine she hates it more than you and I do.

    Kent

     

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    KentForrester (View Comment):

    Ralphie (View Comment):

    RightAngles (View Comment):
    When I was in college, at the dawn of the Black Power movement, the black athletes often dated white girls, and you should have heard the black girls in my freshman dorm on that topic.

    I believe the black jurors on the OJ trial probably resented his choice of wife.

    ______

    Ralphie, but they acquitted him.

    Kent

    I know, because they had more empathy for him than his wife. Marcia Clark thought they would be more likely to convict him and she was wrong.

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    From American Consequence:

    “If you don’t buy this $13 Stella Artois beer glass, African children will die of thirst…

    …You buy a $13 glass… and Stella Artois donates $3.13 to Water.org for up to 300,000 glasses sold… or about $940,000. The Super Bowl ad space that Stella bought cost more than $5 million.

    So buy a glass… or a truck… if you want.

    But don’t feel good about it.”

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