The 20th Century Called … And They Have the TV Remote

 

Ventriloquist Edgar Bergen with daughter Candice on The Charlie McCarthy Show 1952 (Photo: CBS)

CBS announced on Wednesday that they have reached a deal with creator Dianne English and star Candice Bergen to revive Murphy Brown, a 10-year hit for the network that first debuted in 1988. It is just the latest in television’s zombie lineup of shows that been repeatedly stabbed, shot, blown up and generally worn out but simply will not die.

Bergen, who debuted on her father’s radio show at age 6, is now 71. The fictional baby that riled the 1992 Presidential campaign when then-Vice President Dan Quayle criticized the glamorization of single motherhood would be 26. Don’t struggle trying to remember the sex of the baby because, by now, nine chances out of 10 the kid is probably transitioning to something else.

According to the network the revival will be set in “a world of cable news, fake news and a very different political and cultural climate.” In other words, like the cast of Will & Grace, they are itching to get into the game of bashing one Donald J. Trump.

There are very few fictional characters that once they’ve left the culture I’ve pined to learn their fate. I really don’t care to know what cable network Murphy Brown is reduced to working at. After the disaster that was the series finale for Mad About You (also slated for revival), I don’t care to revisit the domestic life of Paul and Jamie Buchanan. I don’t care if the truth is still out there nor does the prospect of John Goodman pulling a Patrick Duffy in the mind of Roseanne Barr send a thrill up and down my spine. What’s next? Does anyone want to know if Sam Malone of Cheers fell off the wagon and is dealing with the devastating effects of an STD?

Rule One of show business used to be “Don’t stay on the stage too long.” Rule Two should be “Don’t force your way back.” The Golden Rule was “Always leave them wanting more.”

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  1. Front Seat Cat Member
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    TV is worse than the movie choices – oh the days of Seinfeld and non-political funny shows….Archie Bunker will be back I predict…

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  2. DrewInWisconsin Member
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    Of course, the most authentic cop show has to be Cop Rock.

    Right?

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  3. Ed G. Member
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    DrewInWisconsin (View Comment):
    Of course, the most authentic cop show has to be Cop Rock.

    Right?

    That or Police Squad.

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  4. Jim Kearney Member
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    Gary McVey (View Comment):
    NYPD Blue was another milestone … more realistic … Andy (Sipowicz’) methods would not get by today, but in the Nineties he was still a familiar type around urban precincts.

    Very realistic, because the best dramas of the 1990’s employed law enforcement and other professionals as consultants and NYPD Blue had the best, former NYPD Detective Bill Clark. His collaboration with writer David Milch furnished season one’s stories, as chronicled in their book True Blue. Clark not only supervised realism on the set. He also convened his former police colleagues annually to inspire the writers, and became so involved in the writing and everything else that he rose in rank to Executive Producer.

    Also rising in rank was Detective Sipowicz, who started off a drunk with race prejudice, but who eventually sobered up, wised up, and became a trusted mentor. Most of his methods were cerebral, and based on a deep understanding of human character. Early on Andy showed impatience with a lying suspects, but as the show evolved his reputation changed from thuggish drunk to respected cop’s cop. Would that New York had more like him today. In the 1990’s when crime in the city dropped so dramatically, it was because they had a Mayor who demanded effective policing, and in those urban precincts, NYPD officers given the latitude to seek justice.

    NYPD Blue reruns air weekdays in sequence on DirecTV‘s Audience Channel.

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  5. CarolJoy Coolidge
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    James Lileks (View Comment):

    drlorentz (View Comment):
    People still watch TV?

    Don’t get me wrong, but I am genuinely confused when people say “What is (x)?” when X is obviously something that would be known to people whose memory extends back six or seven months. How is professing ignorance supposed to make the speaker seem smart and up-to-date? I know it’s supposed to be a cheeky way of making the subject seem irrelevant to contemporary concerns, but when has anyone ever thought “hah! That person is confused by the mention of the telephone and newspaper, they’re really modern. Their utter lack of backstory context lends great weight to their opinions.”

    I just don’t get it. Of course people still watch visual entertainment on rectangular displays.

    Good comment. Many of us certainly do watch visual entertainment on rectangular displays. But we re learning not to mention our doing so to the grand kids.

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  6. Mike LaRoche Inactive
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    EJHill (View Comment):

    DrewInWisconsin: Which is why there’s so much left-wing messaging. The Democrats are the “party of the rich” after all.

    1971 was a seminal year in television. At the end of the the 70-71 television season programmers at CBS convinced Bill Paley that he to “urbanize” the network’s lineup. Axed in one fell swoop were a lot of still popular but rural based programs: Hee Haw, Mayberry RFD, The Beverly Hillbillies, Green Acres, etc. (Petticoat Junction, crippled by the death of Bea Benaderet ended the previous season.) In January of that year they found a mid-season replacement hit called All in the Family. That would retool CBS for the decade and beyond.

    The WWII generation would begin to enter their 50s. The boomers were the new target and the drift left began in earnest.

    Today it’s a scramble for whatever piece of the pie they can get. Schedule flow means little because eyeballs are no longer gathered in a linear fashion. Overnight ratings are less important until they get combined with results from DVRs/VOD/Streaming services.

    And where are the program decisions made? Places such as New York where there’s only 500,000 registered Republicans in a voter base of 5 million and Los Angeles where Democrats enjoy a 5-2 ratio in registrations.

    Roy Clark pushed back with “The Lawrence Welk-Hee Haw Counterrevolution Polka.”

    ”The big wheels at the networks started spinning, and the verdict was that Hee Haw had to go…”

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  7. EJHill Podcaster
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    Mike LaRoche: ”The big wheels at the networks started spinning, and the verdict was that Hee Haw had to go…”

    And truthfully it worked out better for Gaylord Entertainment. It did much better in first-run syndication. 2 seasons on CBS translated into a whole lot of success elsewhere.

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  8. Paula Lynn Johnson Inactive
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    Gah! Reboots! That’s all Broadway’s been for years now (Legally Blonde the musical, American Psycho the musical, now Mean Girls the musical).  There was an Animal House: The Musical in the works, but thankfully that died.

    And now Spielberg and Tony Kushner are remaking West Side Story.

    Fine, Spielberg, remake it with genuine Puerto Ricans.  But if anyone’s thinking about remaking The Sound of Music, I’m coming after them.

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  9. RightAngles Member
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    Paula Lynn Johnson (View Comment):
    And now Spielberg and Tony Kushner are remaking West Side Story.

    Fine, Spielberg, remake it with genuine Puerto Ricans. But if anyone’s thinking about remaking The Sound of Music, I’m coming after them.

    No doubt we’ll learn that Tony and Maria are Dreamers and Bernardo wants to be a woman.

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  10. DrewInWisconsin Member
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    Paula Lynn Johnson (View Comment):
    Fine, Spielberg, remake it with genuine Puerto Ricans. But if anyone’s thinking about remaking The Sound of Music, I’m coming after them.

    Well . . .

    The Sound of Music Live! (2013)

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  11. DrewInWisconsin Member
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    The 12 year old thinks musicals are pretty unrealistic anyway. “Who just breaks into song randomly like that!?”

    Of course, I instantly began singing everything I said, just to annoy her.

    I love being a dad.

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  12. EJHill Podcaster
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    No doubt a new West Side Story will be grittier and darker. Unless they really take the show back to its roots and call it “East Side Story.” Originally Maria was Jewish, a Holocaust survivor and Tony was her Catholic boyfriend.

    As they cast for Latino talent, a HuffPost writer has already stated that the new WSS will be more “authentic.” Or as authentic as a bunch of Latinos can get singing, dancing and acting out the work of three talented white Jewish men who based their play on the works of a very white, very dead Englishman.

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  13. EJHill Podcaster
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    DrewInWisconsin: The 12 year old thinks musicals are pretty unrealistic anyway. “Who just breaks into song randomly like that!?”

    If you get a chance take her to see Something Rotten. The showcase piece can be seen here (in truncated form) from the 2015 Tony Awards.

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  14. Percival Thatcher
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    Paula Lynn Johnson (View Comment):
    Gah! Reboots! That’s all Broadway’s been for years now (Legally Blonde the musical, American Psycho the musical, now Mean Girls the musical). There was an Animal House: The Musical in the works, but thankfully that died.

    And now Spielberg and Tony Kushner are remaking West Side Story.

    Fine, Spielberg, remake it with genuine Puerto Ricans. But if anyone’s thinking about remaking The Sound of Music, I’m coming after them.

    Will they have real Nazis?

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  15. RightAngles Member
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    DrewInWisconsin (View Comment):
    The 12 year old thinks musicals are pretty unrealistic anyway. “Who just breaks into song randomly like that!?”

    Of course, I instantly began singing everything I said, just to annoy her.

    I love being a dad.

    Haha! When my nephew was about 7, my sister had them watch “Oklahoma!” with her. He got up and left, saying, “They should call it Stinklahoma!”  I said “Well, he’s not gay.”

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  16. CarolJoy Coolidge
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    Mike LaRoche (View Comment):

    EJHill (View Comment):

    DrewInWisconsin: Which is why there’s so much left-wing messaging. The Democrats are the “party of the rich” after all.

    1971 was a seminal year in television. At the end of the the 70-71 television season programmers at CBS convinced Bill Paley that he to “urbanize” the network’s lineup. Axed in one fell swoop were a lot of still popular but rural based programs: Hee Haw, Mayberry RFD, The Beverly Hillbillies, Green Acres, etc. (Petticoat Junction, crippled by the death of Bea Benaderet ended the previous season.) In January of that year they found a mid-season replacement hit called All in the Family. That would retool CBS for the decade and beyond.

    The WWII generation would begin to enter their 50s. The boomers were the new target and the drift left began in earnest.

    Today it’s a scramble for whatever piece of the pie they can get. Schedule flow means little because eyeballs are no longer gathered in a linear fashion. Overnight ratings are less important until they get combined with results from DVRs/VOD/Streaming services.

    And where are the program decisions made? Places such as New York where there’s only 500,000 registered Republicans in a voter base of 5 million and Los Angeles where Democrats enjoy a 5-2 ratio in registrations.

    Roy Clark pushed back with “The Lawrence Welk-Hee Haw Counterrevolution Polka.”

    ”The big wheels at the networks started spinning, and the verdict was that Hee Haw had to go…”

    I read a great article a while ago, that the idea that TV programs had to conform to demands of the citizens in the “demographic sweet spot” was a falsehood. Although we have all read or heard that advertisers like folks in the age group 18 to 35, this apparently is a lie. Especially now when millenials and generation Z, or whatever, are indifferent to ads.

    But TV programming and its ads are just that. Back in the day, TV networks offered the public many TV shows that revolved around family values and a moral code. Sure, it was a bit hokey that each week on Bonanza, the Cartwrights alone would support the Mormon family, or Mexican family et al who was shunned by everyone else in Virginia City.

    But that TV fictional reality was a great deal better than all the current day reality shows of Honey Boo Boo (which depicts people who live ruraly as brain dead idiots) and all the reality shows wherein people of color scream at each other non-stop over everything. What are the programmers  trying to do to young people’s hearts and minds, I would ask?

    And it is sad that with the end of Hee Haw and Andy Griffith, rural life is no longer seen as fun and entertaining. Certainly the Griffith Show and HeeHaw were often corny. But corny is fun, and certainly  rarely if ever repulsive.

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  17. Jules PA Inactive
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    CarolJoy (View Comment):
    What are the programmers trying to do to young people’s hearts and minds,

    I’m not convinced programmers have any plan, other than to meet whatever audience count goals they have, but, but, but,

    The fact that so many of our young people are disconnected from a core of common culture fragments our society so much.

    They become isolated, like line wolves. And I don’t think humanity is designed to thrive that way. It’s like individualism on steroids.

    So, is less about programner’s goals, and more about where humanity lands after ingested the diet of $/!t they offer.

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