Strange Bedfellows

 

Last week, a friend’s wife posted a picture on Facebook of her adorable baby, clad in the onesie to the right. Under the photo, she’d poured out the usual lamentations about how sad she was that her daughter would not witness the ascendance of Hillary Clinton. I’ve seen the same (and much darker) eulogies on hope from every Facebook friend who gave birth in the last three months. Like Michelle Obama, many of the women I know apparently have an extraordinarily narrow set of conditions that must be met before they can feel proud of their country at election time.

What stood out about this particular post though, was the tagline at the end about where to find the onesie:  “From Otherwild, proceeds to Planned Parenthood.

I checked the website and, sure enough, Planned Parenthood — the organization that was founded to make sure the future didn’t belong to anybody, male or female, whom they deemed “unfit” — is getting a 25 percent share of proceeds off the sales of … babywear.

Now that I know what easy marks my feminist friends are, both my capitalist and do-gooder sides are inspired. I think I’ll slap a catchy fem-friendly logo on a set of shot glasses with a matching flask, offer it as the must-have cold-weather accessory for protesters, and throw in a free bottle of the liquor of your choice with every order.

Of course, I’ll send 25% of all profits to AA.

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  1. Front Seat Cat Member
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    How many little ones were carved up in the womb and the body parts sold for profit out of that very organization – can we get all those Facebook supporters of these baby clothes to answer that?

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  2. RightAngles Member
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    Mate De (View Comment):

    Doctor Robert (View Comment):

    Mate De (View Comment):
    Ever since the Clinton administration that is what they have been about and they don’t care who they have to put up with as long as abortion is safe.

    It’s not a matter of abortion being safe. There are easy ways for any physician to safely induce a first trimester abortion, even apart from surgery.

    It’s a matter of abortion being free.

    I agree they want abortion to be free but what I meant by safe, was that the universal legality of abortion through Roe V Wade is at risk if more constitutionalists are appointed to the Supreme Court. So I was taking about the safe in the legal sense.

    They mean “safe” as in  not going to a back-alley guy who performs the procedure with a knitting needle. In the 60s when abortion was illegal in my state, a friend of mine went to one of those down on Martin Luther King Drive, and she nearly died.

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  3. Skyler Coolidge
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    Onesies are apparently for adults now too.

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  4. Fake John/Jane Galt Coolidge
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    RightAngles (View Comment):

    Mate De (View Comment):

    Doctor Robert (View Comment):

    Mate De (View Comment):
    Ever since the Clinton administration that is what they have been about and they don’t care who they have to put up with as long as abortion is safe.

    It’s not a matter of abortion being safe. There are easy ways for any physician to safely induce a first trimester abortion, even apart from surgery.

    It’s a matter of abortion being free.

    I agree they want abortion to be free but what I meant by safe, was that the universal legality of abortion through Roe V Wade is at risk if more constitutionalists are appointed to the Supreme Court. So I was taking about the safe in the legal sense.

    They mean “safe” as in not going to a back-alley guy who performs the procedure with a knitting needle. In the 60s when abortion was illegal in my state, a friend of mine went to one of those down on Martin Luther King Drive, and she nearly died.

    Still happens but now they are legal and the government and media are complicit in covering the deaths up.

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  5. Mate De Inactive
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    Fake John/Jane Galt (View Comment):

    RightAngles (View Comment):

    Mate De (View Comment):

    Doctor Robert (View Comment):

    Mate De (View Comment):
    Ever since the Clinton administration that is what they have been about and they don’t care who they have to put up with as long as abortion is safe.

    It’s not a matter of abortion being safe. There are easy ways for any physician to safely induce a first trimester abortion, even apart from surgery.

    It’s a matter of abortion being free.

    I agree they want abortion to be free but what I meant by safe, was that the universal legality of abortion through Roe V Wade is at risk if more constitutionalists are appointed to the Supreme Court. So I was taking about the safe in the legal sense.

    They mean “safe” as in not going to a back-alley guy who performs the procedure with a knitting needle. In the 60s when abortion was illegal in my state, a friend of mine went to one of those down on Martin Luther King Drive, and she nearly died.

    Still happens but now they are legal and the government and media are complicit in covering the deaths up.

    This is true, Gosnell was able to practice legally for 25 years in Philly

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  6. Fake John/Jane Galt Coolidge
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    Mate De (View Comment):

    Fake John/Jane Galt (View Comment):

    RightAngles (View Comment):

    Mate De (View Comment):

    Doctor Robert (View Comment):

    Mate De (View Comment):
    Ever since the Clinton administration that is what they have been about and they don’t care who they have to put up with as long as abortion is safe.

    It’s not a matter of abortion being safe. There are easy ways for any physician to safely induce a first trimester abortion, even apart from surgery.

    It’s a matter of abortion being free.

    I agree they want abortion to be free but what I meant by safe, was that the universal legality of abortion through Roe V Wade is at risk if more constitutionalists are appointed to the Supreme Court. So I was taking about the safe in the legal sense.

    They mean “safe” as in not going to a back-alley guy who performs the procedure with a knitting needle. In the 60s when abortion was illegal in my state, a friend of mine went to one of those down on Martin Luther King Drive, and she nearly died.

    Still happens but now they are legal and the government and media are complicit in covering the deaths up.

    This is true, Gosnell was able to practice legally for 25 years in Philly

    That is what bothered me.  Gosnell was bad but when I looked into things at that time it was amazing how shoddy the abortion outfits were ran, how many complications from abortions there was and that the abortion doctor in many cases did not even have admitting rights to the local hospitals.  Read a few stories on how they botched the abortion and basically just sent the women home to bleed to death.

    I am not much of an abortion fan but if they are going to do it they need to adhere to modern medical standards.  It seems in many cases they are not.

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  7. Kozak Member
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    This was posted by a Jewish friend of mine on Facebook, showing his daughter and son in law at the march in San Diego.  I had to comment on the irony of the signs, when the groups in the march support Palestinian terrorism and would cheer if Israel was destroyed and think Abortion is a sacrament.

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  8. Umbra Fractus Inactive
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    10 cents (View Comment):

    Is that all I am to you a pickle jar opener?

    Well, probably not you. Socks aren’t known for their strong grip.

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  9. Umbra Fractus Inactive
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    Fake John/Jane Galt (View Comment):

    That is what bothered me. Gosnell was bad but when I looked into things at that time it was amazing how shoddy the abortion outfits were ran, how many complications from abortions there was and that the abortion doctor in many cases did not even have admitting rights to the local hospitals. Read a few stories on how they botched the abortion and basically just sent the women home to bleed to death.

    I am not much of an abortion fan but if they are going to do it they need to adhere to modern medical standards. It seems in many cases they are not.

    I find it telling how the anti-life side reacts to attempts to make abortion more safe. They’re basically admitting that the majority of their “clinics” can’t meet basic standards of cleanliness.

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  10. Front Seat Cat Member
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    Kozak (View Comment):

    This was posted by a Jewish friend of mine on Facebook, showing his daughter and son in law at the march in San Diego. I had to comment on the irony of the signs, when the groups in the march support Palestinian terrorism and would cheer if Israel was destroyed and think Abortion is a sacrament.

    Insane – there is a group thought in the world now – no one actually thinks and reasons independently.

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  11. Bishop Wash Member
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    kelsurprise: Last week, a friend’s wife posted a picture on Facebook of her adorable baby, clad in the onesie to the right. Under the photo, she’d poured out the usual lamentations about how sad she was that her daughter would not witness the ascendance of Hillary Clinton.

    Did she assume the sex of her child? Not very progressive of her.

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  12. Miffed White Male Member
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    Matt Bartle (View Comment):

    Kozak (View Comment):
    PJ O’rourke had 1 word for anyone who was nostalgic for living in a “simpler more primitive past”

    “In general, life is better than it has ever been, and if you think that, in the past, there was some golden age of pleasure and plenty to which you would, if you were able, transport yourself, let me say one single word : Dentistry.”

    I once mentioned that to my dentist! I thought she’d appreciate it.

    He also said to those who romanticize nature that they should spend a couple of days naked in the woods – see if nature isn’t awfully itchy by then!

    Anytime anyone extols the virtues of “natural” this or that, I always remind them that natural is smallpox, bad teeth, and death at age 30.

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  13. Richard Fulmer Inactive
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    10 cents (View Comment):

    kelsurprise (View Comment):

    10 cents (View Comment):
    If there are only females in the future do men still get the blame?

    Yes. Next question.

    How can you blame people who are not even living? You can’t be oppressed by dead [pick your coler] men, can you?

    You must have missed the invective that is routinely dumped on our Founding Fathers and the racist, sexist, xenophobic, and homophobic country they created and into which we were cruelly born.

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  14. Full Size Tabby Member
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    kelsurprise (View Comment):

    Ryan M(cPherson) (View Comment):
    . . .

    Ah, condolences. Sorry to hear you and yours are so solidly on the wrong side of Herstory. As to your question, I’ll let the sellers of this “amazing tee” explain, since they have helpfully provided a manifesto product description:

    “The original ‘The Future Is Female’ T-shirt design was made for Labyris Books, the first women’s bookstore in New York City, which was opened in 1972 by Jane Lurie and Marizel Rios. The photographer Liza Cowan took a picture of musician Alix Dobkin, her girlfriend at the time, wearing it in 1975. The photograph was done for a slide show she was working on called: ‘What the Well Dressed Dyke Will Wear.’

    This slogan has lasted through the decades and is reemerging as an empowering statement for all, as female-identified bodies and rights remain under attack. Inflexibile and compulsory sexual and gender binaries are used to oppress and deny people their humanity and agency. Otherwild believes in an inclusive, expanded and fluid notion of gender expression, identities and feminisms. We support liberation, embrace our trans sisters, and call for the end of patriarchal ideology, domination, oppression and violence. We believe that ‘The Future is Female’ is the past, the present and the future, and is language that resonates.”

    Once again, these people make it so hard to create parody.

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  15. Full Size Tabby Member
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    Joe P (View Comment):

    10 cents (View Comment):

    kelsurprise (View Comment):

    10 cents (View Comment):
    If there are only females in the future do men still get the blame?

    Yes. Next question.

    How can you blame people who are not even living? You can’t be oppressed by dead [pick your coler] men, can you?

    Of course you can. You keep the villain, but shift the form of villainy to ones that are increasingly difficult to define and address in concrete terms.

    . . .

    So, the feminist version would be that there was misogyny. Then women could not vote. Then women could vote, but they couldn’t work. Then the third wave came around and… can anyone actually describe in concrete terms what it’s about? No, but men today are responsible for it, despite not being alive to cause any of the other problems.

    The only problem with the feminist version of this after all men are dead is keeping the sham going another generation despite having nobody to reproduce with.

    They’ll tell you they don’t need men. They just need the sperm, which can be stored and used without interaction with those yucky actual humans.

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  16. TheRightNurse Member
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    Joe P (View Comment):
    even recent immigrants from Eastern Europe are expected to pay just because they’re white. Hmm.

    Depending on who you ask, they’re not really white anyway.

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  17. kylez Member
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    how sad she was that her daughter would not witness the ascendance of Hillary Clinton.

    Funny, because she wouldn’t anyway. At the most she would be 8 when Hillary left office.

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  18. Kozak Member
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    Umbra Fractus (View Comment):

    10 cents (View Comment):

    Is that all I am to you a pickle jar opener?

    Well, probably not you. Socks aren’t known for their strong grip.

    Anti sockite….

    Grip socks

     

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  19. Kozak Member
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    Joe P (View Comment):
    The only problem with the feminist version of this after all men are dead is keeping the sham going another generation despite having nobody to reproduce with.

    Problem has been solved….

    Scientists create artificial sperm and fertilize eggs with it.

     

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  20. Randy Weivoda Moderator
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    TheRightNurse (View Comment):

    Joe P (View Comment):
    even recent immigrants from Eastern Europe are expected to pay just because they’re white. Hmm.

    Depending on who you ask, they’re not really white anyway.

    Come to think of it, if they are Eastern European their ancestors were probably part of the Roman Empire, which practiced slavery.  Hence, they are also guilty.

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  21. Joe P Member
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    TheRightNurse (View Comment):

    Joe P (View Comment):
    even recent immigrants from Eastern Europe are expected to pay just because they’re white. Hmm.

    Depending on who you ask, they’re not really white anyway.

    Hitler clearly did not think they were…

    But, more seriously, immigrant populations tend to become “white” over time, depending on how successfully they assimilate and how convienient it is for others to consider them to be “white.”

    Case in point: Italians and Irish are both now considered “white,” even though they are not of the White Anglo-Saxon Protestant persuasion that was considered “white” in their day. Even though “Irish need not apply” used to be stated explicitly in job advertisements, today they’re lumped in with the “oppressive” majority racial group.

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  22. Joe P Member
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    Kozak (View Comment):

    Joe P (View Comment):
    The only problem with the feminist version of this after all men are dead is keeping the sham going another generation despite having nobody to reproduce with.

    Problem has been solved….

    Scientists create artificial sperm and fertilize eggs with it.

    Maybe. They’ll still need a source of genetic variability. It’s going to be hard to fake that. Either they’ll have to keep some us around like the human batteries in the Matrix or they’ll have to start an interstellar diaspora to meet new people.

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  23. Joe P Member
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    Randy Weivoda (View Comment):

    TheRightNurse (View Comment):

    Joe P (View Comment):
    even recent immigrants from Eastern Europe are expected to pay just because they’re white. Hmm.

    Depending on who you ask, they’re not really white anyway.

    Come to think of it, if they are Eastern European their ancestors were probably part of the Roman Empire, which practiced slavery. Hence, they are also guilty.

    Either that or they have Genghis Khan as an ancestor somewhere very indirectly, so they’re doubly guilty.

    Then again, neither one of those slaver socities practiced slavery in or brought slaves to the United States, so I dunno how that means that I have to give Al Sharpton money.

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  24. skipsul Inactive
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    Joe P (View Comment):

    Randy Weivoda (View Comment):

    TheRightNurse (View Comment):

    Joe P (View Comment):
    even recent immigrants from Eastern Europe are expected to pay just because they’re white. Hmm.

    Depending on who you ask, they’re not really white anyway.

    Come to think of it, if they are Eastern European their ancestors were probably part of the Roman Empire, which practiced slavery. Hence, they are also guilty.

    Either that or they have Genghis Khan as an ancestor somewhere very indirectly, so they’re doubly guilty.

    Then again, neither one of those slaver socities practiced slavery in or brought slaves to the United States, so I dunno how that means that I have to give Al Sharpton money.

    Heh.  I remember a Kenyan woman who took great pains to point out this confusion of race is hardly limited.  Kenyans strenuously object to being lumped in with Nigerians, for instance, as merely “black”, and she had a string of Nigerian jokes every bit as bad (and funny) as polock jokes, Irish jokes, etc.  And just about every Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Thai, Hmong, etc. I’ve known will easily point out the differences of the others, yet they are all lumped in even with Indians as “Asian”, to their mutual chagrin.

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