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  1. Umbra Fractus Inactive
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    Metalheaddoc (View Comment):
    Likewise, Trump is the right man to beat the Russkies with a legs, boobs, butt and pu**y race.

    I don’t know, Putin’s got a hell of an ace in his h… I’m just gonna stop that sentence right there.

    Image result for alina kabaeva

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  2. Umbra Fractus Inactive
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    billy (View Comment):

    I’m sure Berlusconi has, but not publicly.

    Boy, talk about a missed opportunity.

    A Trump/Berlusconi summit would have been epic!

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  3. Michael Collins Member
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    I guess they lost the arms race, but won the legs race.

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  4. I Walton Member
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    You guys are awesome.  Just throw you a good line and off you go.

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  5. Elephas Americanus Member
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    Make America’s prostitutes great again!

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  6. James Gawron Inactive
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    EJ,

    Putin needs a visit from the Doctor! That will teach him a lesson.

    https://youtu.be/aTy8SMXrA_c

    Regards,

    Jim

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  7. David Deeble Member
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    When your entire economy is a three-legged stool of natural gas, vodka and hookers, they’d better be the best in the world.

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  8. EJHill Podcaster
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    Gas, vodka and hookers. That’ll pretty much sum up my life if I live to be 85.

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  9. DocJay Inactive
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    EJHill (View Comment):
    Gas, vodka and hookers. That’ll pretty much sum up my life if I live to be 85.

    Bowels, booze and bought babes.  60 is the new 85 EJ, go for it.   I’ll start with the first two if you come down here as I have a special drink, milk of magnesia and vodka.  I call it a Phillips Screwdriver.

    The problem after a few of those is that if you do manage to make it to the cat house the ladies hold their noses  at volcanic diarrhea and the price triples.

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  10. David Deeble Member
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  11. David Deeble Member
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  12. J. D. Fitzpatrick Member
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    “From Arms Race to Tail Race: Foreign Policy in the Age of Trump”

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  13. Henry Castaigne Member
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    There is an element of Putin in Trump isn’t there. The yearning for strength and security and confidence.

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  14. Eb Snider Member
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    I sent a Russian friend a similar headline as a joke, but from the Market Watch website. He said that Putin was lying. Instead, Ukraine and Moldova in fact had better prostitutes. Russian ones in his words were “greedy bitches”.

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  15. CB Toder aka Mama Toad Member
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    DocJay (View Comment):

    Randy Weivoda (View Comment):

    TKC1101 (View Comment):
    Maybe Vlad is pitching a reality show- “Best Hookers of Moscow”.

    He gets an American panel of snarky judges to review the honey trap video and make funny comments.

    The winner gets a free trip and a date with Charlie Sheen.

    Trump’s signature line was “You’re Fired”

    Vlad could have one for the guy on the video “You’re F…….ed!”

    Howard Stern could produce it.

    Dang, this is genius.

    Howard Stern had a get grandpa laid contest. The winner was a man in his 80’s who was flown out to South Tahoe with his grandson. The man visited the Bunny Ranch ( complete with giraffe statues outside) and chummed it up with the owner and a bunch of hookers for the TV, discussing which girl he’d pick the following day. Grandpa went back to the casinos for a great steak dinner the night before the big show…..and promptly vapor locked from a heart attack. The anticipation was too much.

    Yes this is true

    Not that anyone would disbelieve DocJay, but just in case, here’s a news item…

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  16. Tedley Member
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    Vlad felt left out, since he didn’t have enough time to catch up to Bill’s record while both were in office.  But now, he’s had the time, he’s found a kindred spirit, so now a new arms, T and A race is on!

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  17. Manny Coolidge
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    The line that was deleted from the news has Putin adding, “Ask Bill Clinton.  He’s fallen for a few.”

     

    (Kidding)

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  18. Penfold Member
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    The Ruskies may have the best prostitutes.  But we have the best free prostitutes.  (took a large bit of license with a line in  “The Right Stuff”)

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  19. No Caesar Thatcher
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    Well the KGB has had experience for decades laying honey traps…

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  20. Brian Clendinen Inactive
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    David Deeble (View Comment):

    It should say “Russia Tranny whores are the finest in the world at pretending to be black and the American first family”.  Trump should then say “Hold my beer I need to pitch a new show idea to NBC, its going to be comedic gold”.

    If it were not so off from left field and ridiculous that James Franco wished he had thought of the idea first,  it really would be very offensive. However to be offensive when it comes to rumors you actually have to make up story that at lest one person would actually have to believe.

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