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  1. Chuck Enfield Inactive
    Chuck Enfield
    @ChuckEnfield

    If he ever gets ousted as supreme leader he can always get a job on the tourist board.

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  2. Guruforhire Inactive
    Guruforhire
    @Guruforhire

    Awesome.

    That’s how you play the game.

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  3. Richard Finlay Inactive
    Richard Finlay
    @RichardFinlay

    Russian prostitutes?  The best?  Wait til Trump hears about this.  I am sure that he disagrees.  Ours are the best.  The winningest.

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  4. Vance Richards Member
    Vance Richards
    @VanceRichards

    China beats us on trade . . . Russia beats us on prostitution . . . It is time to make America great again!

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  5. EJHill Podcaster
    EJHill
    @EJHill

    I, for one, am not going to take this lying down.

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  6. KC Mulville Inactive
    KC Mulville
    @KCMulville

    This calls for some kind of evaluating procedure … may I make a suggestion?

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  7. Matt Bartle Member
    Matt Bartle
    @MattBartle

    By Golly, We wouldn’t be seeing headlines like this if John Kasich were President!

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  8. DocJay Inactive
    DocJay
    @DocJay

    I suggest we send Simon on a fact finding mission.

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  9. The King Prawn Inactive
    The King Prawn
    @TheKingPrawn

    DocJay (View Comment):
    I suggest we send Simon on a fact finding mission.

    Can’t send congress. They don’t like competition.

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  10. billy Inactive
    billy
    @billy

    Has this ever happened before?

    That is, has a world leader ever publicly boasted about the abilities of his nation’s prostitutes?

    I’m sure Berlusconi has, but not publicly.

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  11. DocJay Inactive
    DocJay
    @DocJay

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  12. Umbra Fractus Inactive
    Umbra Fractus
    @UmbraFractus

    Yeah, but you can’t trust them. All their clients get taken for a ride.

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  13. Brian McMenomy Inactive
    Brian McMenomy
    @BrianMcMenomy

    What happens in Moscow, stays in Moscow…

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  14. Randy Weivoda Moderator
    Randy Weivoda
    @RandyWeivoda

    We need to ask Bill Clinton for verification of Putin’s claim.

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  15. DocJay Inactive
    DocJay
    @DocJay

    What did Trump say to the Russian prostitute with leprosy?

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  16. DocJay Inactive
    DocJay
    @DocJay

    Keep the tip.

    • #16
  17. EJHill Podcaster
    EJHill
    @EJHill

    Oh, the humanity. The whore of it all.

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  18. Henry Castaigne Member
    Henry Castaigne
    @HenryCastaigne

    If Russians are the best prostitutes, how do our Russian prostitutes stack up?

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  19. TKC1101 Inactive
    TKC1101
    @TKC1101

    Maybe Vlad is pitching a reality show- “Best Hookers of Moscow”.

    He gets an American panel of snarky judges to review the honey trap video and make funny comments.

    The winner gets a free trip and a date with Charlie Sheen.

    Trump’s signature line was “You’re Fired”

    Vlad could have one for the guy on the video “You’re F…….ed!”

    Howard Stern could produce it.

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  20. Valiuth Inactive
    Valiuth
    @Valiuth

    I guess everyone likes to think their mother is great, why should Putin be any different?

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  21. Valiuth Inactive
    Valiuth
    @Valiuth

    Henry Castaigne (View Comment):
    If Russians are the best prostitutes, how do our Russian prostitutes stack up?

    You mean the ones that come here illegally and steal good American jobs?

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  22. Confucius Say Man Who Fail To Harpoon Whale Inherit Fail Whale Named Orca Inactive
    Confucius Say Man Who Fail To Harpoon Whale Inherit Fail Whale Named Orca
    @Pseudodionysius

    I can see Russia from my brothel.

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  23. Mike LaRoche Inactive
    Mike LaRoche
    @MikeLaRoche

    In Putin’s Russia, prostitutes pick up *you*.

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  24. TKC1101 Inactive
    TKC1101
    @TKC1101

    I do remember that hit TV show from the Reagan era, Moscow Vice.  It was great.

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  25. Randy Weivoda Moderator
    Randy Weivoda
    @RandyWeivoda

    TKC1101 (View Comment):
    Maybe Vlad is pitching a reality show- “Best Hookers of Moscow”.

    He gets an American panel of snarky judges to review the honey trap video and make funny comments.

    The winner gets a free trip and a date with Charlie Sheen.

    Trump’s signature line was “You’re Fired”

    Vlad could have one for the guy on the video “You’re F…….ed!”

    Howard Stern could produce it.

    Dang, this is genius.

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  26. Matt Bartle Member
    Matt Bartle
    @MattBartle

    Our prostitutes take a back seat to no one!

    (Wait, I may have worded that poorly)

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  27. DocJay Inactive
    DocJay
    @DocJay

    Randy Weivoda (View Comment):

    TKC1101 (View Comment):
    Maybe Vlad is pitching a reality show- “Best Hookers of Moscow”.

    He gets an American panel of snarky judges to review the honey trap video and make funny comments.

    The winner gets a free trip and a date with Charlie Sheen.

    Trump’s signature line was “You’re Fired”

    Vlad could have one for the guy on the video “You’re F…….ed!”

    Howard Stern could produce it.

    Dang, this is genius.

    Howard Stern had a get grandpa laid contest.  The winner was a man in his 80’s who was flown out to South Tahoe with his grandson.   The man visited the Bunny Ranch ( complete with giraffe statues outside) and chummed it up with the owner and a bunch of hookers for the TV, discussing which girl he’d pick the following day.  Grandpa went back to the casinos for a great steak dinner the night before the big show…..and promptly vapor locked from a heart attack.   The anticipation was too much.

    Yes this is true

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  28. Columbo Member
    Columbo
    @Columbo

    Putin: I don’t believe that Trump met with prostitutes 

    Putin: those who leaked Trump dossier worse than prostitutes

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  29. TKC1101 Inactive
    TKC1101
    @TKC1101

    Columbo (View Comment):
    Putin: I don’t believe that Trump met with prostitutes

    Putin: those who leaked Trump dossier worse than prostitutes

    Sounds like a reliable source to me

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  30. Metalheaddoc Member
    Metalheaddoc
    @Metalheaddoc

    Uh-oh.

    This poop just got real..

    Reagan was the right man at the right time to beat the Soviets with an arms race. Likewise, Trump is the right man to beat the Russkies with a legs, boobs, butt and pu**y race. He knows raw talent when he feels it. Cowgirl diplomacy at it’s finest. It’s no time for detente, it’s time for decolletage.

    We need to recruit the finest plastic surgeons, personal trainers, hairstylists and makeup artists. We need to build the biggest and best. The BJSX69 Insanely Curvaceous Breasted Mistress.

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