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  1. KC Mulville Inactive
    KC Mulville
    @KCMulville

    Keep track of Sidney Blumenthal’s whereabouts for the next few days.

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  2. Austin Murrey Inactive
    Austin Murrey
    @AustinMurrey

    Like so much it’s funny because it’s true!

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  3. FreeWifiDuringSermon Inactive
    FreeWifiDuringSermon
    @FreeWifiDuringSermon

    Heh.

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  4. Jamie Lockett Member
    Jamie Lockett
    @JamieLockett

    Heh.

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  5. Viator Inactive
    Viator
    @Viator

    http://www.oftwominds.com/photos2016/hillary-nixon.jpg

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  6. James Gawron Inactive
    James Gawron
    @JamesGawron

    Rob,

    More information has surfaced.

    Intercepted Internal Memo Sheds Light on Weinergate

    We must be sensitive and caring. (Whatever!)

    Regards,

    Jim

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  7. Craig Inactive
    Craig
    @Craig

    If Hillary gets elected, a massive segment of the population won’t be able to identify satire from slander.

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  8. RyanFalcone Member
    RyanFalcone
    @RyanFalcone

    He may already be gone. They’re just waiting for him to be stiff for more than seven hours before they call a physician.

     

     

     

     

    Note: I apologize to everyone and anyone offended by the above post. As always, Ricochet is not responsible and does not endorse the opinions of its posters.

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  9. Austin Murrey Inactive
    Austin Murrey
    @AustinMurrey

    RyanFalcone: Ricochet is not responsible and does not endorse the opinions of its posters.

    Or contributors.

    Or editors.

    Or podcast guests.

    Or podcast hosts.

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  10. ParisParamus Inactive
    ParisParamus
    @ParisParamus

    When Trump wins, I’m concerned that JPOD and a few others may need counseling.

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  11. Austin Murrey Inactive
    Austin Murrey
    @AustinMurrey

    ParisParamus:When Trump wins, I’m concerned that JPOD and a few others may need counseling.

    That’s how we know we’ve slipped into the alternate universe.

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  12. James Gawron Inactive
    James Gawron
    @JamesGawron

    ParisParamus:When Trump wins, I’m concerned that JPOD and a few others may need counseling.

    PP,

    I’d put JPOD on suicide watch.

    Regards,

    Jim

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  13. Basil Fawlty Member
    Basil Fawlty
    @BasilFawlty

    KC Mulville:Keep track of Sidney Blumenthal’s whereabouts for the next few days.

    Just follow the slime trail.

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  14. Arahant Member
    Arahant
    @Arahant

    Rob,

    May I refer you to the third bullet?

    You may need to get yourself an extra roll of aluminum foil to keep Trump from putting these thoughts in your head.

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  15. Craig Inactive
    Craig
    @Craig

    Has anyone made an ‘Exaggerated wager’ (not sure what the exact term is) or dare with @roblong on the prospect if Trump wins?  Like Rob will wear a ‘Make America Great Again’ cap for a day (which would be like throwing water onto The Wicked Witch of the West).

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  16. Austin Murrey Inactive
    Austin Murrey
    @AustinMurrey

    Craig:Has anyone made an ‘Exaggerated wager’ (not sure what the exact term is) or dare with @roblong on the prospect if Trump wins? Like Rob will wear a ‘Make America Great Again’ cap for a day (which would be like throwing water onto The Wicked Witch of the West).

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  17. Hoyacon Member
    Hoyacon
    @Hoyacon

    KC Mulville:Keep track of Sidney Blumenthal’s whereabouts for the next few days.

    Fortunately for Weiner, Fort Marcy Park is a pretty good hike from NYC.

     

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  18. Seawriter Contributor
    Seawriter
    @Seawriter

    Hoyacon: Fortunately for Weiner, Fort Marcy Park is a pretty good hike from NYC.

    There is always Fort Washington Park. If I were Weiner I would not accept any picnic invitations that take him there.

    Seawriter

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  19. Craig Inactive
    Craig
    @Craig

    Hoyacon: Fortunately for Weiner, Fort Marcy Park is a pretty good hike from NYC.

    I get the feeling Weiner is going through the Yellow Pages, calling private security firms and getting knocked back.  They know who his foe is now and who they are dealing with.  As Rodney Dangerfield’s character once said in ‘Back To School’ “I don’t know if you are familiar who runs that business but I assure you, it’s not the boy scouts“.

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  20. Metalheaddoc Member
    Metalheaddoc
    @Metalheaddoc

    Death is too easy for him.

    Three words — Male. Genital. Mutilation.

     

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  21. Austin Murrey Inactive
    Austin Murrey
    @AustinMurrey

    Craig:

    Hoyacon: Fortunately for Weiner, Fort Marcy Park is a pretty good hike from NYC.

    I get the feeling Weiner is going through the Yellow Pages, calling private security firms and getting knocked back. They know who his foe is now, as Rodney Dangerfield’s character once said in ‘Back To School’ “I’m not sure if you’re familiar who runs that business but they are not the boy scouts”.

    I love that movie.

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  22. James Gawron Inactive
    James Gawron
    @JamesGawron

    Craig:

    Hoyacon: Fortunately for Weiner, Fort Marcy Park is a pretty good hike from NYC.

    I get the feeling Weiner is going through the Yellow Pages, calling private security firms and getting knocked back. They know who his foe is now and who they are dealing with. As Rodney Dangerfield’s character once said in ‘Back To School’ “I’m not sure if you’re familiar who runs that business but I assure you, they are not the boy scouts“.

    Craig,

    We must be sensitive and caring (whatever!).

    https://youtu.be/9Hn9xAaKUbw

    Regards,

    Jim

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  23. Craig Inactive
    Craig
    @Craig

    Austin Murrey: I love that movie.

    I think it’s that scene where Thornton Melon is speaking with real life experience rather than the Professor Terguson (Sam Kinison) moment that makes it a great film.  

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  24. Vance Richards Inactive
    Vance Richards
    @VanceRichards

    Weiner, like the Clintons, has no shame and no one would believe his suicide. However, if he were to die “accidentally”, think David Carradine style, that would be less suspicious.

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  25. Craig Inactive
    Craig
    @Craig

    Vance Richards: However, if he were to die “accidentally”, think David Carradine style, that would be less suspicious.

    You’re giving them a great idea…

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  26. Crow's Nest Inactive
    Crow's Nest
    @CrowsNest

    Can anyone think of a more apt epitome for the fall of the house of Clinton, infamous for their heedless, persistent, amoral lust for power at any cost–betrayal, fraud, habitual lying, greed, these are par for the course–than senseless, unromantic images of a half-erect male member which are carelessly and compulsively sent out into the anonymous ether in hopes of finding approval?

    Its simply too perfect that The First Female PresidentTM may be laid low by a scorned, frivolous weiner.

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  27. ParisParamus Inactive
    ParisParamus
    @ParisParamus

    Anyone want to

    meet Election Day evening at Trump Tower and/or Trump’s campaign thing? Should be quite a public spectacle…

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  28. ParisParamus Inactive
    ParisParamus
    @ParisParamus

    Ps: looking forward to most of the Ricochet biggies eating crow when he wins. I’m really tired of having to avoid Ricochet to avoid all the pre-post mortems on Trump’s campaign.

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  29. Basil Fawlty Member
    Basil Fawlty
    @BasilFawlty

    Funnier without “suspicious.”

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  30. Daphnesdad Member
    Daphnesdad
    @Daphnesdad

    Rob Long:img_5189

    Suspicious?  Nah.  Double-tap-to-the-back-of-the-head suicide is now death by natural causes.

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