Brangelina, RIP

 

_91317428_gettyimages-495946574Finally, a story that might shake Election 2016 from the headlines:

It’s over. The world’s most famous couple (apart from Kim and Kanye) are no more. Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from husband Brad Pitt after two years of marriage, and more than a decade together.

Dearest Ricochetti: How are you coping with this earth-shattering news?

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  1. Valiuth Member
    Valiuth
    @Valiuth

    I am devastated. If something so pure and wholesome as a Hollywood Marriage can not last longer than two years, what hope is there for Love in this world? I will be in my room listening to the sound of soft rain drops falling into an empty tea cup while I write melancholy poems about this greatest of romances.

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  2. Israel P. Inactive
    Israel P.
    @IsraelP

    Are they famous?

    Does it have to do with some diplomatic alliance?

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  3. Quinn the Eskimo Member
    Quinn the Eskimo
    @

    Can 2016 just end already?

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  4. Tom Meyer Member
    Tom Meyer
    @tommeyer

    I blame SSM.

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  5. Casey Inactive
    Casey
    @Casey

    I wonder which one was for Trump.

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  6. Mike Hubbard Inactive
    Mike Hubbard
    @MikeHubbard

    I hope their children are staying away from the sewers of the internet, where the people are gloating about Mom and Dad breaking up.

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  7. Casey Inactive
    Casey
    @Casey

    Mike Hubbard:I hope their children are staying away from the sewers of the internet, where the people are gloating about Mom and Dad breaking up.

    Yeah, we shouldn’t make fun. It’s a real shame they didn’t get to meet their parents before the breakup.

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  8. Sheila Inactive
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    @Sheila

    gomer

    At least those kids will have lots of money for their celebrity psychiatrists.

    • #8
  9. Claire Berlinski, Ed. Member
    Claire Berlinski, Ed.
    @Claire

    From Twitter:

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  10. Bartholomew Xerxes Ogilvie, Jr. Coolidge
    Bartholomew Xerxes Ogilvie, Jr.
    @BartholomewXerxesOgilvieJr

    I, for one, am applauding them for sticking it out so long. Two years is a long time for a Hollywood marriage. They are an inspiration and a reminder to young people today that it is important to finish what

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  11. Curt North Inactive
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    @CurtNorth

    Apart from the comedy opportunities, we should remember that there are kids involved, not to mention the two adults here.  It does make you wonder why a celebrity would every marry another celebrity, I’m not interested enough to do the research, but my gut tells me a celebrity has a better chance at a long marriage if they marry one of us common folk.

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  12. Probable Cause Inactive
    Probable Cause
    @ProbableCause

    Tom Meyer, Ed.:I blame SSM.

    Well played, sir.  Well played.

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  13. Seawriter Contributor
    Seawriter
    @Seawriter

    ‘Cause when you’re a celebrity
    It’s adios reality
    No matter what you do
    People think you’re cool
    Just ’cause you’re on TV
    I can fall in and out of love
    Have marriages that barely last a month
    When they go down the drain
    I’ll blame it on the fame
    And say it’s just so tough
    Being a celebrity

    from Celebrity
    Brad Paisley

    Seawriter

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  14. Kevin Creighton Contributor
    Kevin Creighton
    @KevinCreighton

    Memo to the Clinton Camp: If you want to dump some bad info about her health/emails/marriage/whatever, today at 5pm is the day to do it.

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  15. Old Bathos Member
    Old Bathos
    @OldBathos

    I have had the same girlfriend since June 8, 1978.  I don’t want to jinx anything but I think we may have something special going here what with the kids and the grandkids and the laughing and all.

    Maybe it is that nobody ever thought to make up a stupid couple nickname for us (“Brangelina”, seriously?) and not only did I not adapt my hair any clothing style to match my girlfriend’s preferences, there is a lot of available witness testimony (i.e., daughters) that I have no discernible fashion sense whatsoever.

    I have advised each of my sons to find a beautiful, big-hearted woman with low to moderate expectations and a great sense of humor and just try to keep her pleasantly surprised forever. Works for me.

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  16. Hoyacon Member
    Hoyacon
    @Hoyacon

    She’s become insufferable.  I stand with Brad.

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  17. Paul Dougherty Member
    Paul Dougherty
    @PaulDougherty

    This is a job for Dvorak’s Cello Concerto.

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  18. Weeping Inactive
    Weeping
    @Weeping

    Valiuth:I am devastated. If something so pure and wholesome as a Hollywood Marriage can not last longer than two years, what hope is there for Love in this world? I will be in my room listening to the sound of soft rain drops falling into an empty tea cup while I write melancholy poems about this greatest of romances.

    To be fair, I believe they were together for about 10 years before they formalized the relationship. So they were together like forever by Hollywood standards. :)

    Having said that, I do feel a bit sad for them – especially their children.

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  19. Weeping Inactive
    Weeping
    @Weeping

    Seawriter:

    ‘Cause when you’re a celebrity
    It’s adios reality
    No matter what you do
    People think you’re cool
    Just ’cause you’re on TV
    I can fall in and out of love
    Have marriages that barely last a month
    When they go down the drain
    I’ll blame it on the fame
    And say it’s just so tough
    Being a celebrity

    from Celebrity
    Brad Paisley

    Seawriter

    Love this song! Brad Paisley’s recorded several fun ones over the years.

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  20. SpiritO'78 Inactive
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    @SpiritO78

    Does this mean no more Mr. and Mrs. Smith movies?

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  21. Paul Dougherty Member
    Paul Dougherty
    @PaulDougherty

    Weeping:

    Valiuth:I am devastated. If something so pure and wholesome as a Hollywood Marriage can not last longer than two years, what hope is there for Love in this world? I will be in my room listening to the sound of soft rain drops falling into an empty tea cup while I write melancholy poems about this greatest of romances.

    To be fair, I believe they were together for about 10 years before they formalized the relationship. So they were together like forever by Hollywood standards. ?

    Having said that, I do feel a bit sad for them – especially their children.

    Reportedly, it stems from a disagreement over how to raise the children. If TMZ is a reliable source.

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  22. Paul Dougherty Member
    Paul Dougherty
    @PaulDougherty

    SpiritO'78:Does this mean no more Mr. and Mrs. Smith movies?

    Next one with live ammo…

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  23. Brian Wolf Inactive
    Brian Wolf
    @BrianWolf

    Tom Meyer, Ed.:I blame SSM.

    Now that kind of post can perk a thread right up!

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  24. Front Seat Cat Member
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    @FrontSeatCat

    Casey:I wonder which one was for Trump.

    Yep – that’s probably what did it.

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  25. Isaac Smith Member
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    Très jolie!

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  26. Isaac Smith Member
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    Curt North:Apart from the comedy opportunities, we should remember that there are kids involved, not to mention the two adults here. It does make you wonder why a celebrity would every marry another celebrity, I’m not interested enough to do the research, but my gut tells me a celebrity has a better chance at a long marriage if they marry one of us common folk.

    Volunteering?

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  27. Freesmith Member
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    @

    What’s the name of the 18-year-old girl responsible for this? I want to see pictures.

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  28. Percival Thatcher
    Percival
    @Percival

    This calls for a good stiff drink.

    (There for a while I thought I was going to have to fall back on “today’s Tuesday.”)

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  29. KC Mulville Inactive
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    @KCMulville

    For all the divorce lawyers … this is like Christmas Day and the Powerball lottery, all wrapped into one, isn’t it?

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  30. drlorentz Member
    drlorentz
    @drlorentz

    Tom Meyer, Ed.:I blame SSM.

    Is that the same-sex media? Or is it the same-stream media? Surface-to-surface missiles?

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