If It Goosesteps Like a Duck …

 

25-donald-trump-tower-wave.w529.h352Do not rejoice in his defeat, you men. For though the world has stood up and stopped the bastard, the bitch that bore him is in heat again. –Bertolt Brecht

In the last few Trump news cycles (and, yes, they are all Trump news cycles) we’ve seen left-wing thugs disrupt Trump rallies, right-wing thugs retaliate, and the Great Leader himself settle the matter by declaring, “No more Mr. Nice Guy,” darkly hinting at organized revenge. We’ve seen allusions to Hitler tossed around in the form of comparisons between Trump’s rallies and some of National Socialism’s more successful soirées in the early 1930s, and the inevitable chorus of denunciations from Trump and his surrogates who, invoking the Donald’s long-standing commitment to civility and balance, dismiss such suggestions as shrill and over the top — as if it were ridiculous and hysterical to see thuggish, bellicose encounters, straight-arm salutes, and loyalty oaths as anything more than youthful hijinks.

In the midst of these nose-on-your-face events, some students of history and other 2+2=4 types have publicly asked if Trump is in fact exploiting exactly the same kinds of forces that have propelled strongmen to power throughout history — Hitler being but the most obvious example — and wondered aloud if we can’t learn something from the comparison. The typical response runs a very short gamut from eye-rolling to derision and contempt.

One reason for this is it’s typically considered the hallmark of unserious and irresponsible argument to invoke Hitler or Nazism as a way of objecting to a contemporary figure or political program. In fact, Godwin’s law, an Internet canon if ever there was one, goes so far as to suggest that any such comparison is proof you’ve lost the argument. This is why we usually associate such people with lifetime occupants of the crazy paddock, like Ward Churchill, who famously called 9/11 victims “little Eichmanns,” or Keith Olbermann, whose “You’re a fascist” paroxysms about George Bush have their own chapter in the DSM.

That said, there is another, older, law, Occam’s razor, that indicates we should prefer the simplest theory that adequately accounts for all the facts over more elaborate ones. In the current context, that roughly translates to, “If it goosesteps like a duck, there’s a pretty good chance it’s a duck”.

So it could be that Trump is just a misunderstood agrarian reformer whose random, bellicose and often chaotic effusions mask a die-hard constitutionalist with a steel-trap mind. Or it could be he is exactly what he seems.

To help sort this out, let’s put on our Man from Mars glasses, suspend fears of being called insensitive or a lunatic for a moment, and consider the following:

[Insert name of strongman here] is narcissistic, pugnacious, and thin-skinned, with an almost obsessive need to settle scores. He expresses himself in vulgar, brutish, and often incoherent ways, and surrounds himself with equally thuggish people whom he routinely appears to encourage with a wink and a nudge to violence. He demands unquestioned loyalty and is ruthless and persistent in his punishment of anyone who falls short of that mark. He taps into the rage and disillusionment of a people thoroughly disgusted with their own government, and trades in solutions that are short on specifics but long on emotionally satisfying rhetoric, might-makes-right nationalism, and scapegoats. There is nothing in his past that suggests any regard for, or commitment to, the primacy of his country’s constitution or even basic rule of law. In fact, one his greatest selling points is his implied ability to sweep such obstructions aside and “get things done.”

I could go on, but you get the point. You could plug Hitler, Mussolini, Chavez, Castro, Mao, or even farm-team members like Huey Long into that template and not miss a beat. Please tell me where and how Trump wouldn’t be a perfect fit. If research is required I would recommend the public record, the behavior of his operatives, the culture of his campaign, his recent pronouncements in debates and rallies, or any random twenty minutes of his Twitter feed.

“So you’re seriously saying Trump is as bad as the guy who killed six million Jews?”

No, I’m not.

All analogies ultimately all break down, or they wouldn’t be analogies. Their only purpose is to demonstrate similarities in different events and suggest reasonable extrapolations based on those similarities. There are always differences; when two events are alike in every respect, you don’t have an analogy, you have a tautology.

Which is just a hifalutin’ way of saying that yes, it’s reasonable to suggest that current events and public figures are similar to the forces that brought Hitler to power in the 1930s, although it does not necessarily mean that it all ends up at Dachau or Bergen-Belsen.

It’s worth noting, though, that however benign a form of fascism Trump might bring to the party, it will still invariably lead to social and economic misery and the creeping loss of freedoms. And no amount of eye-rolling will make that go away.

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  1. BastiatJunior Member
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    Robert McReynolds: No I’m not for Trump. I like Cruz but I don’t quite get the hysteria behind the Ricochetti these days.

    The alternative to “hysteria,” as you call it, is the “it can’t happen here” mentality.  What happened to constant vigilance?

    The OP and its title are spot on.

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  2. Tuck Inactive
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    BastiatJunior: Their leftist thugs are picking fights with our leftist thugs.

    LOL.  Although one side’s thugs are still purely theoretical at this point.

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  3. Joseph Kulisics Inactive
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    Tuck:He’s perfectly representative of a strain of Progressive Republican from New York that goes right back to Teddy Roosevelt.

    I’m so glad that someone remained level-headed and raised the subject of Teddy Roosevelt. I was about to mention him when I read your posts.

    The problem with original post is that the template description is a long exercise in question-begging highly subjective descriptions. (Even the template,  [Insert name of strongman here], is plainly begging the question. The writer is supposed to prove that Trump is a dangerous strongman, not assume the fact as part of the description.) The entire description could be applied Teddy Roosevelt. Did Teddy Roosevelt destroy the country?

    There’s more of Berlusconi than Mussolini about Trump.

    (Like Robert Reynolds, I’m a Cruz supporter—I voted for Cruz in the Texas primary—but I’m sick of the hypocrisy on display on Ricochet. This piece is no different than a Politico hit piece from today:

    “This is a five-alarm fire for our democracy. A hate-peddling bigot who openly incites violence is the likely presidential nominee of one of our nation’s two major parties,” reads the letter, signed by leaders of groups as varied as MoveOn, the Sierra Club, NARAL Pro-Choice America and Greenpeace. “It is alarming and dangerous. Donald Trump’s candidacy is a threat to the America we love, and we must respond to him and what he is stoking as such.”

    Sound familiar?)

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  4. Tuck Inactive
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    Joseph Kulisics: There’s more of Berlusconi than Mussolini about Trump.

    Yes.

    Like Robert Reynolds, I’m a Cruz supporter—I voted for Cruz in the Texas primary—but I’m sick of the hypocrisy on display on Ricochet.

    The Right and the Left lining up against one candidate in the middle is an odd alliance, for sure.  Hearing the Right parroting the same arguments against Trump that the Left used against Reagan is pretty hard to stomach.

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  5. Joseph Kulisics Inactive
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    There’s one other point that I wanted to make. The original post suggests that condemning Trump is a simple consequence of an application of Occam’s razor, but the post never explains why the conclusion that Trump is some crypto-fascist is more simple and direct than the conclusion that Trump is just angry and impolitic. If Trump is truly a self-aggrandizing megalomaniac, why did he wait until he was seventy to run for president? Every other megalomaniac started a political career much earlier. (I don’t think that Mussolini spent so much as a year of his adult life outside of politics and political activism.) Why didn’t Trump pursue political power before? I think that actually, Occam’s razor recommends the opposite conclusion. There’s no need to multiply causes to explain Trump, and attributing some possibly sinister motive to his run is multiplying causes. He has said that he’s running for president because he is concerned about the decline of America, and his entry into politics follows an extended period of decline. The simple explanation is that he is just a brash man who is concerned about the direction of the country and positioned to win the support to do something about it. The manifest explanations are sufficient to understand the situation.

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  6. Could Be Anyone Inactive
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    Joseph Kulisics: Every other megalomaniac started a political career much earlier.

    Not really. In the cases of Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, and Mussolini they were raised in autocratic nation states. Hitler did not hit politics till his mid 30s after serving in the military (serving in the post war military is how he became involved with the Nazis as a military undercover operative). Mussolini didn’t get involved in any real sense (actually organizing his own fascist party, he had been a socialist but was a journalist) till it was the 1920s (like Hitler) and he was in his 40s by then.

    Vladimir Lenin was interested in politics at an early age but did gain control till he was in his 40s just like Mussolini. The same goes for Joseph Stalin who was in his late 40s by the time he took power in the USSR after Lenin’s death.

    So for many political megalomaniacs political activism comes later in life.

    In the case of Drumpf though, he has been in politics for a long time. He has ran as the Reform Party candidate for President, he has been giving donations for decades and everything else.

    For Drumpf he sees this as ending on top (perhaps dying as President given his advanced age; which always garners sympathy and would permanently enshrine him, the ultimate goal of any narcissist) rather than ending somewhere below which would harm his ego.

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  7. Ball Diamond Ball Member
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    Tuck:He’s perfectly representative of a strain of Progressive Republican from New York that goes right back to Teddy Roosevelt. But he’s no Conservative. Neither was TR, or the Bushes.

    Huzzah.  And those who could not be excited by We the Kooks’ alarm over the last seven years are well-qualified to remain seated and silent now.

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  8. Tuck Inactive
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    Could Be Anyone: Not really.

    You did a pretty good job of undercutting your argument there… Trump’s ~70.

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  9. Robert E. Lee Member
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    It’s worth noting, though, that however benign a form of fascism Trump might bring to the party, it will still invariably lead to social and economic misery and the creeping loss of freedoms. And no amount of eye-rolling will make that go away.

    So how is this different from, say, the last half dozen or so presidents?

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  10. Could Be Anyone Inactive
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    Tuck:

    Could Be Anyone: Not really.

    You did a pretty good job of undercutting your argument there… Trump’s ~70.

    My point remains. Those megalomaniacs joined in their later age (especially when considering the life expectancy of said nations at the time) and Joseph’s point of them joining when they were young is not uniform. In the case of Donald, he has been in politics for a long time; since at least his 30s. He fits the very template Joseph was alleging others were that Drumpf was not.

    I didn’t not undercut my argument. I simply stated the positive reality of those despots and how Drumpf relates to that.

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