Having My Fill

 

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Nice little email box ya got there… It would be a shame if anything happened to it. I mean we could fill the thing up hourly…  This morning’s beg-a-thon letter from the Grand Old Party: GOPFRaising

Such a deal! The GOP is now the equivalent of the squeegee guy at the intersection promising to leave me alone if I just give him twenty bucks.

Obviously, the last thirty emails where they promised me “inside access” and a “voice in the national party” wasn’t enough. (It’s all my fault, folks. Had I made that $50 contribution earlier in the year, Mitch McConnell would have surely stood up to Obama by now. He would have listened if I had only greased the right palms with a picture of U.S. Grant.)

The three-week deal is a new approach. Usually the GOP waits until after the election for any of their promises to expire.

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  1. Carey J. Inactive
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    EJHill:

    Roberto: …yet even I find it difficult to believe that an actual adult in the party signed off on this.

    It was sent under the imprimatur of Sean Caincross, the RNC’s Chief Operating Officer. His RNC bio says, “Cairncross holds a J.D. from NYU School of Law, an M.Phil from Cambridge University, and a B.A., summa cum laude, from American University. Originally from Minnesota, he currently lives in Washington, D.C. with his wife and two children.”

    He also extorts funds at intersections and the bottom of interstate off-ramps.

    Will campaign for food?

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  2. captainpower Inactive
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    candidates you donate to sell your email address as well.

    don’t they realize this is scummy?

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  3. profdlp Inactive
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    Fake John Galt:…The NRA want at least $20 for their AR15s drawing but for $5 I can win the chance to eat and talk to the President of the United States and leader of the free world. Amazing.

    Yeah, but the AR15 is good for something.

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  4. Dustoff Inactive
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    UNDERWOOD

    I’m hurt. Reince never sends me birthday greetings.

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  5. Chris Campion Coolidge
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    EJHill:Join Ricochet and I’ll send you a mug. Join the RNC and we’ll give you 26 days before we ask for more money. Now, what’s the better deal, huh?

    Send us 20 bucks and we won’t key your car.

    Go America!

    Sincerely,

    The Guys Who Roll Over and Urinate Themselves Whenever Barry Says Boo, aka “The GOP”

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  6. Cantankerous Homebody Inactive
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    wait is that a real email or just a clever joke?

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  7. EJHill Podcaster
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    Cantankerous Homebody: wait is that a real email or just a clever joke?

    Very real.

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  8. Cantankerous Homebody Inactive
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    EJHill:

    Cantankerous Homebody: wait is that a real email or just a clever joke?

    Very real.

    Oh my, lol.  I’m kind of speechless.

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