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Having My Fill
Nice little email box ya got there… It would be a shame if anything happened to it. I mean we could fill the thing up hourly… This morning’s beg-a-thon letter from the Grand Old Party:
Such a deal! The GOP is now the equivalent of the squeegee guy at the intersection promising to leave me alone if I just give him twenty bucks.
Obviously, the last thirty emails where they promised me “inside access” and a “voice in the national party” wasn’t enough. (It’s all my fault, folks. Had I made that $50 contribution earlier in the year, Mitch McConnell would have surely stood up to Obama by now. He would have listened if I had only greased the right palms with a picture of U.S. Grant.)
The three-week deal is a new approach. Usually the GOP waits until after the election for any of their promises to expire.
Published in Politics
Will campaign for food?
candidates you donate to sell your email address as well.
don’t they realize this is scummy?
Yeah, but the AR15 is good for something.
UNDERWOOD
I’m hurt. Reince never sends me birthday greetings.
Send us 20 bucks and we won’t key your car.
Go America!
Sincerely,
The Guys Who Roll Over and Urinate Themselves Whenever Barry Says Boo, aka “The GOP”
wait is that a real email or just a clever joke?
Very real.
Oh my, lol. I’m kind of speechless.