The Shocking Lack of Historical Knowledge in Today’s America

 

This is a verbatim transcript of a conversation at work last night:

Colleague: Dennis Rodman is going to meet with ISIS. [This was a rumor going around the internet]

Me: Didn’t he go meet with Kim Jong Un?

Colleague: Yeah.

Me: He’s a regular Jimmy Carter. Someone should throw a rabbit at him.

Colleague: …What!?

It followed — as morning follows malaise — that he hadn’t heard of the Jimmy Carter Rabbit Incident. Neither had anyone else in the conversation.

As I walked the factory the rest of the night, I asked people if they knew President Carter had been attacked by a swamp rabbit. I asked intelligent people; I asked well-informed people; I asked people old enough to hear and remember it at the time. Not a single person to whom I posed the question could remember the incident. Excuses were paltry:

“I never knew rabbits could swim.”

“I wasn’t alive at the time.”

Well, neither was I, but you don’t hear me forgetting one of the funniest events in American History.

I ask you, dear Ricochetti, what is this world coming to?

Image courtesy of the Jimmy Carter Library via Wikipedia.

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  1. Basil Fawlty Member
    Basil Fawlty
    @BasilFawlty

    Amy Schley:

    Basil Fawlty:

    Aaron Miller:

    Amy Schley: Yes, my favorite part of the killer rabbit sketch from Search for the Holy Grail is that it was based on a real event …

    You know, I’ve been a Monty Python fan all my life and never made that connection.

    Grail was made four years before the rabbit attack. It’s more likely that Carter saw the movie and feared there was going to be a reenactment.

    Anyone have some milk?

    When you get egg on your face, make an omelet!

    “Life imitates art far more than art imitates life.”

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  2. Misthiocracy Member
    Misthiocracy
    @Misthiocracy

    Amy Schley: When you get egg on your face, make an omelet!

    When life gives you lemons, freeze ’em, then chuck ’em at people you don’t like.

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  3. user_494971 Contributor
    user_494971
    @HankRhody

    Misthiocracy:

    Amy Schley: When you get egg on your face, make an omelet!

    When life gives you lemons, freeze ‘em, then chuck ‘em at people you don’t like.

    When Life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade. Make Life take the lemons back. Get mad. I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see Life’s manager. Make Life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am?! I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down. With the lemons. I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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  4. user_352043 Coolidge
    user_352043
    @AmySchley

    Hank Rhody:

    Misthiocracy:

    Amy Schley: When you get egg on your face, make an omelet!

    When life gives you lemons, freeze ‘em, then chuck ‘em at people you don’t like.

    When Life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade. Make Life take the lemons back. Get mad. I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see Life’s manager. Make Life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am?! I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down. With the lemons. I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

    Note to self: get Hank a Talking Cave Johnson Portrait for Christmas.

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  5. Misthiocracy Member
    Misthiocracy
    @Misthiocracy

    Say what you will about Jimmy Carter, but the American beer industry has much to be thankful for thanks to actions taken during those four years:

    Breweries in America

    http://www.newrepublic.com/blog/jonathan-chait/76819/how-jimmy-carter-saved-beer

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