Sam, Bugs, Daffy: Where Do You Fit In?

 

Recently, an intrepid Rico coined a phrase: “Yosemite Sam Conservative”. To illustrate:

Yosemite Sam

As you see, Sam’s got the guns going. He listens to Mark Levin and The Blaze. Find him in Provo, Utah. Sam owns a three year supply of canned food and 144,000 rounds, just in case. Candidates: Cruz, Perry, Bachmann, Palin.

Sam’s a cantankerous partner to his well-off establishment suburban cousins, “Foghorn Leghorn Conservatives”:

Foghorn Leghorn

Found: at the country club outside Atlanta, Tampa, and the Research Triangle. Enjoys Haley Barbour, Karl Rove, Mitch McConnell.

Their wary libertarian allies on the west coast are “Bugs Bunny Conservatives”:

Bugs Bunny in Hollywood

They listen to Dennis Miller, read Reason and Camille Paglia, and will support Rand Paul—most of them.

Their east coast, big city, reform-minded moderate cousins are “Top Cat Conservatives.” Read: City Journal, National Review.

Top Cat 2

The only “Daffy Duck Conservative” is 10 Cents.

Daffy Duck

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  1. user_352043 Coolidge
    user_352043
    @AmySchley

    Aaron Miller:

    Paul Ryan to the rescue!

    Scrooge-McDuck

     Funny, I thought that was Mitt Romney.

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  2. CandE Inactive
    CandE
    @CandE

    Amy Schley:

    Aaron Miller:

    Paul Ryan to the rescue!

    Scrooge-McDuck

    Funny, I thought that was Mitt Romney.

    Well, yeah, Romney is wearing the top hat and skis while Ryan is wearing the snow shoes.

    -E

    • #62
  3. RightinChicago Member
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    @

    Heneryhawk

    I’m a Chicken-Hawk Conservative.  Just an angry little bird that will never give up until I kill that damned chicken (The Left).

    • #63
  4. Copperfield Inactive
    Copperfield
    @Copperfield

    Eric Cartman conservative.  It’s something akin to Bob Packwood.

    • #64
  5. Misthiocracy Member
    Misthiocracy
    @Misthiocracy

    Marc Anthony

    • #65
  6. user_409996 Member
    user_409996
    @

    This is my hero.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP6teva-VKU

    • #66
  7. user_2505 Contributor
    user_2505
    @GaryMcVey

    And don’t think the Other Side hasn’t been active!  From nearly twenty years ago, “Limburger”, a character from “Biker Mice of Mars” that is widely thought to be based on a certain extremely popular AM radio talk show host–

    limburger 2

    • #67
  8. user_231912 Inactive
    user_231912
    @BrianMcMenomy

    Amy Schley:

    Aaron Miller:

    Paul Ryan to the rescue!

    Scrooge-McDuck

    Funny, I thought that was Mitt Romney.

     Be honest, though; wouldn’t you pay (ok have Rob Long pay) a fair amount of that stack to have Romney sitting behind the Resolute desk rather than the rank amateur sitting there now (when not fundraising, golfing, etc.).

    • #68
  9. user_2505 Contributor
    user_2505
    @GaryMcVey

    At the three way intersection of animation, capitalism, and jokes, here’s a Rocky and Bullwinkle ‘Fractured Fairy Tales” segment on how a certain familiar-looking king figures out how to become fabulously rich turning a sleeping princess into a theme park:

    • #69
  10. Alcina Inactive
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    @Alcina

    I would like to imagine myself as the fabulous Cecil Turtle, the only character who ever consistently got the better of Bugs. 

    • #70
  11. Bryan G. Stephens Thatcher
    Bryan G. Stephens
    @BryanGStephens

    I say, I say, isn’t it obvious son?

    • #71
  12. Rob Long Contributor
    Rob Long
    @RobLong

    Top Cat all the way!

    (But you knew that, didn’t you?)

    • #72
  13. Misthiocracy Member
    Misthiocracy
    @Misthiocracy

    Rob Long:

    Top Cat all the way!

    (But you knew that, didn’t you?)

    Yep, we always knew you slept in a back alley.

    • #73
  14. Casey Inactive
    Casey
    @Casey

    Rob Long:

    Top Cat all the way!

     Are you sure?

    Robby Robby Smurf

    • #74
  15. Z in MT Member
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    @ZinMT

    BastiatJunior:

    I don’t know which character I would be. I am a ..

    War mongering chicken hawk Economic libertarian Immigration Squish Right to lifer Dedicated gun rights supporter Optimist

     Maybe you are Marvin the Martian?

    • #75
  16. Basil Fawlty Member
    Basil Fawlty
    @BasilFawlty

    24784bv

    Because I like Mendelsohn.

    • #76
  17. user_512412 Inactive
    user_512412
    @RichardFinlay

    I’m somewhere between Statler & Waldorf (Muppet Show, for the woefully ignorant) and The Brain (of Pinky and… for the culturally deprived).  My drive for world domination is derailed by my near-terminal cynical-snarkism.

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  18. BastiatJunior Member
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    @BastiatJunior

    Z in MT:

    BastiatJunior:

    I don’t know which character I would be. I am a ..

    War mongering chicken hawk Economic libertarian Immigration Squish Right to lifer Dedicated gun rights supporter Optimist

    Maybe you are Marvin the Martian?

     I guess if I replaced my tin foil hat with a scrub brush you’d be right.

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  19. user_2505 Contributor
    user_2505
    @GaryMcVey

    Basil Fawlty
    Because I like Mendelsohn.

    I must say, Fawlty, you have an amazing memory for little-used musical “quotes” in 80 year old cartoons.

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  20. Basil Fawlty Member
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    @BasilFawlty

    Gary McVey:

    Basil Fawlty Because I like Mendelsohn.

    I must say, Fawlty, you have an amazing memory for little-used musical “quotes” in 80 year old cartoons.

     Once you experience a mynah bird emerge from a mountain it had just rent in twain and slowly go hopping/skipping across the landscape to the tune of the Hebrides Overture, you don’t easily forget it.

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  21. user_2505 Contributor
    user_2505
    @GaryMcVey

    Even for animated cartoons, there were story conference meetings not unlike the ones Rob presides over today, almost a century later. It’s often difficult to pitch an idea no one has ever seen, and hard to summon up its final effect, especially if it’s not obviously all that funny on first hearing:

    “…and then, instead of a flurry of action, along comes a doleful little Mynah bird, see? With really slow sad symphonic music. No Carl Stalling or Ray Scott. All our other characters move around frantically, hitting themselves with hammers for a laugh. But the Mynah bird doesn’t do any of that! That’s why he’s funny!”

    “Uh, I don’t know…”

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  22. C. U. Douglas Coolidge
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    @CUDouglas

    To answer the title question: As a socially awkward fellow I don’t fit in.

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  23. user_11047 Inactive
    user_11047
    @barbaralydick

    Alcina: I would like to imagine myself as the fabulous Cecil Turtle, the only character who ever consistently got the better of Bugs. 

     You’re absolutely right – I completely forgot about him!

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  24. Misthiocracy Member
    Misthiocracy
    @Misthiocracy

    C. U. Douglas:

    To answer the title question: As a socially awkward fellow I don’t fit in.

     So, this guy:

    • #84
  25. Hydrogia Inactive
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    @Hydrogia

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-B5vCLAoqw

    • #85
  26. user_2505 Contributor
    user_2505
    @GaryMcVey

    The first “campaign commercial”; several years before TV was widespread, election ads were shown in theaters. Here’s 1944’s FDR ad, “Hell Bent for Election”. It’s worth a look. Here’s the “eminently fair” depiction of the political opposition:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=EX2U2Gtp-xU#t=315

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  27. 10 cents Member
    10 cents
    @

    Hydrogia, 

    You need to drop the “s” on the “http”. 

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-B5vCLAoqw

    • #87
  28. user_170953 Inactive
    user_170953
    @WilliamLaing

    Sylvester’s son had a name, but I can remember what it was. He would say to Sylvester “The shame. The shame. The other kittens will point and say, There’s the kitten whose father was frightened of a mouse.” Driving home his point he would put a paper bag over his head. When all the big brave pussycats in the Republican party failed to run in 2012, there must have been a lot of Sylvester Jr Republicans out there.

    • #88
  29. 10 cents Member
    10 cents
    @

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ANlXjiPLxY

    Testing to see if the hyphen in the URL stopped the video from playing. The above link has no hyphen so should show up.

    • #89
  30. user_170953 Inactive
    user_170953
    @WilliamLaing

    Actually, a little research has confirmed that the Sylvester’s son was named simply Sylvester Jr anyway.

    • #90
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