Good Thing It Wasn’t an Eight-Track — Jon Gabriel

 

If you weren’t feeling old already, watch these kids trying to figure out a Walkman:

As an ’80s kid, I was very proud of my shiny red Aiwa portable cassette player, complete with auto-reverse and three-bar equalizer. I cut quite the figure with it hanging off my Bugle Boy jeans as I perused Member’s Only jackets at Chess King.

This video reminded me of my kids astonishment a few years back. After using a hotel’s restroom, my seven-year-old couldn’t find any soap. “It’s right there,” I said, pointing to a bar next to the sink. She held it up, shook it and said, “how do you get the soap out?”

Have any kids made you feel old lately? Spread the misery in the comments.

 

 

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  1. Arahant Member
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    @Arahant

    Seawriter: One more reason I am glad I live in the 21st century rather than the 20th. In the 70s I ran a wargaming fanzine. Typewriter copy, blue pencil markup, and x-acto knife-rubber cement layout. Memories, memories. Thank God.

     Indeed!  Creating magazines today is much, much easier.

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  2. Pilli Inactive
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    1973.  One evening, I was riding with a gal that I really liked and hoped to impress.  It was her new car and had the latest gadgets.  She handed me a cassette and asked me to play it.  I couldn’t see very well and couldn’t figure out how or where to put it.  (I had an after market, self-installed,  8-track player in my car and this thing wasn’t anything like that.)  After a few moments she took the tape back and put it into the player and we had music.  I was embarrassed big time.

    Funny thing.  I still have a cassette player in my current truck.  I never use it though.  No tapes.

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  3. user_1184 Inactive
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    @MarkWilson

    We recently had a couple of senior engineers retire.  I inherited a device whose name I don’t know.  It is like a ruler, but it has a low-tension spring running its length, with an adjustable slider attached to the spring at one end.  The coils of the spring are painted at regular intervals which line up with the inches when the slider is fully extended.  You can move the slider to adjust the length of the spring, and all the painted coils move proportionally, to allow scale drawing.
    I tried googling around for a picture but I couldn’t come up with the right combinations of terms.  Does anyone know what I’m talking about?

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  4. Seawriter Contributor
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    @Seawriter

    Mark Wilson: I tried googling around for a picture but I couldn’t come up with the right combinations of terms.  Does anyone know what I’m talking about?

     Something sticks in my memory, but it slips as it sticks.

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  5. user_1184 Inactive
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    @MarkWilson

    Seawriter: Something sticks in my memory, but it slips as it sticks.

    It’s not a slide rule.

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  6. Arahant Member
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    @Arahant

    Mark Wilson: I tried googling around for a picture but I couldn’t come up with the right combinations of terms. Does anyone know what I’m talking about?

     Try googling “Tracing tools for drawing” and see if you see a picture.

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  7. Arahant Member
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    @Arahant

    Or “engineering tools for drawing.”

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  8. Misthiocracy Member
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    Arahant:

    Seawriter: One more reason I am glad I live in the 21st century rather than the 20th. In the 70s I ran a wargaming fanzine. Typewriter copy, blue pencil markup, and x-acto knife-rubber cement layout. Memories, memories. Thank God.

    Indeed! Creating magazines today is much, much easier.

    “Magazines”?

    Again, you talk of sorcery!!!

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  9. user_1184 Inactive
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    @MarkWilson

    Surprisingly it doesn’t show up in google.  I did find this patent though.  The device I’m talking about is most clearly shown second from the left in the first image.

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  10. Arahant Member
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    @Arahant

    Down the page in the table of patents cited, there is the Proportional Scaling Instrument.  Is that what you have?

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  11. Misthiocracy Member
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    Arahant Down the page in the table of patents cited, there is the Proportional Scaling Instrument. Is that what you have?

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  12. Arahant Member
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    @Arahant

    Is he calling for a nurse?  And why are those men yellow?

    Seriously, though, the Proportional Scaling Instrument was patented by one James D.  Carter in 1922.  With all the Carters we have around here, he could be related to one of ours.

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  13. user_1184 Inactive
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    @MarkWilson
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  14. user_1184 Inactive
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    @MarkWilson

    I dug the instrument out to take a look at it.  It’s a Gerber Variable Scale.

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  15. captainpower Inactive
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    Mark Wilson:

    I dug the instrument out to take a look at it. It’s a Gerber Variable Scale.

     Looks like you already got your question answered somehow.

    But here’s a link anyway, for next time.

    http://www.reddit.com/r/Whatisthis/top/?sort=top&t=all

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  16. Fricosis Guy Listener
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    Misthiocracy: my brother and I were partners in a firm that developed for Commodore…though we were Amiga and CDTV era.

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  17. Carey J. Inactive
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    MLH:

    Arahant:

    Misthiocracy: I’ve used computers for all my word processing needs since I was in grade 5, starting with my beloved Commodore 64 way back in the 1980s.

    Now I’m really feeling old. Time to get my 1927 Underwood down from the shelf in the closet and commune with it for awhile.

    From USA Today : “LOS ANGELES — When Johnny Depp packs his belongings and heads to shoot a movie for a few months, he makes sure he brings two things: his guitar and a portable typewriter.

    The guitar is for killing time. The typewriter is for communication that matters.

    “I love everything about writing the old-fashioned way,” says Depp. “I like how long it takes. I like the care you have to take. If I had wax, I’d seal the letter with that. I’m old school.” ”

    (I guess 50 is so old that pen on paper writing is beyond old fashioned. )

    I hate Johnny Depp. I used to love the William Tell Overture until Depp made that stupid movie wearing a dead bird on his head. Now I can’t listen to the piece without thinking of Dopey Depp and his dead bird chapeau.

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  18. MLH Inactive
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    Carey J.:

     

    I hate Johnny Depp. I used to love the William Tell Overture until Depp made that stupid movie wearing a dead bird on his head. Now I can’t listen to the piece without thinking of Dopey Depp and his dead bird chapeau.

     Sez they guy in the Micky Mouse hat (just ribbin’ ya)!

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  19. Spin Inactive
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    This is wonderful.  Not lately, but a few years ago we visited the home of an older couple who only had for music one of those Realistic 8-track / Turntable / Radio all in one units.  My son saw it and was just amazed.  “What does it do?”

    CDs and digital music players don’t amaze me.  I get exactly how those work.  I have no idea how they made records work.  None whatsoever.

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  20. user_358258 Inactive
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    @RandyWebster

    Arahant: wilber forge: How many recent college grads could complete a paper or flawless resume on such a device today without spellcheck or white out visible on the finished product ? Willing to take a few bets here – There is probably one somewhere. I wouldn’t lay money on it, though. And i

     When I took typing, there was one (1) electric typewriter in the room.  The best student got to use it for a while.  The rest of us got by on manuals.

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  21. user_358258 Inactive
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    @RandyWebster

    Seawriter: One more reason I am glad I live in the 21st century rather than the 20th. In the 70s I ran a wargaming fanzine. Typewriter copy, blue pencil markup, and x-acto knife-rubber cement layout. Memories,

     What wargames?

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  22. Arahant Member
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    anonymous: publishers rushed out CDs created from analogue master tapes without re-equalising them

     I have a few of those.

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  23. Arahant Member
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    @Arahant

    Randy Webster: When I took typing, there was one (1) electric typewriter in the room.

     You had electricity?  Kids these days are so spoiled.

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  24. user_358258 Inactive
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    @RandyWebster

    We did, but it was a drag on the days it was your turn to power the generator.

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  25. Arahant Member
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    Well, after ’52 when Dr. Franklin did his experiments, we assigned a kid to fly a kite each day to charge up the Leiden jars, but it only worked on stormy days.  After a few times out there, we started calling him Curly.  Yep, Curly Fry.  I hear they have a lightbulb named after him now.

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  26. Seawriter Contributor
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    Randy Webster: What wargames?

     Pretty much all of them at the time.  We are talking 1975-79.  The ‘zine was Ann Arbor Wargamer, which had a circulation of about 350 and a print run of 500.  Did it while I was in college.  So . . . board wargames (including Avalon Hill and S&T), role playing, miniatures, you name it.  

    I did naval stuff mostly. We had another guy that did PanzerBlitz/Panzer Leader variants, someone who did fantasy role playing, another guy that was into Napoleonic and Civil War miniatures, and a big Drang Nach Osten group as I recall.

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  27. user_6236 Member
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    @JimChase

    CIMG0645sm2
    Hey, image posting is back, although I had to do some weird cropping of the original – the upload process truncated the first attempt (the pic was portrait, yet the upload process cut off the top and bottom as if to force it landscape). Oh, and image upload wouldn’t work with IE10.  Had to use Firefox.  Anyway, Walkman still works, and even has that switch for “metal” tapes.

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  28. Arahant Member
    Arahant
    @Arahant

    Seawriter: (including Avalon Hill and S&T)

     Kingmaker!  Those were the days.  (I still have it in my closet.)

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  29. Seawriter Contributor
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    @Seawriter

    Arahant:  Kingmaker!  Those were the days.  (I still have it in my closet.)

     Ah yes.  At college I had a friend that was a play-tester for Machiavelli, a Diplomacy-style game set in Renaissance Italy.  I heard of him a few years later in 1979, after we had both graduated from college.  We were not best buds, just wargaming buddies.  He was Richard Queen. I saw him on the nightly news we he was released by the Iranians after having been taken in the US Embassy in Tehran.

    My contribution to history and wargaming has been a bit more modest, although I did playtest Wizard’s Quest (a cross between Diplomacy and Risk, sort of.)  

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  30. Jon Gabriel, Ed. Contributor
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    @jon

    Seawriter:
    Pretty much all of them at the time. We are talking 1975-79. The ‘zine was Ann Arbor Wargamer, which had a circulation of about 350 and a print run of 500. Did it while I was in college. So . . . board wargames (including Avalon Hill and S&T), role playing, miniatures, you name it.

    I forgot all about zines — I had a short-lived one as well. I entered the graphic design world right on the cusp of the digital revolution. Thankfully, that allowed me to learn about the old world of “camera ready art”, non-photo blue pencils and proportion scales, and the advent of digital layout. I still use some of the old techniques of which the newer designers are unaware.

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