The Not-At-All-Creepy Hillary Design

 

Progressives would rather base their campaigns on graphic design than issues. Barack Obama’s ubiquitous O logo and HOPE poster made marketing history in 2008, but can the Democrats recapture their branding mojo with a different candidate?

Based on Ready for Hillary‘s first effort, they have their work cut out for them. To your right is their idea of an iconic design that will loosen wallets, fill voting booths and lower sea levels.

Certainly, creepy floating heads are an underused motif in modern campaigns, but I found the tagline a bit generic. To help Team Hillary, I created a few more options to round out the collection.

HillarySISTER.jpg   HillaryHAUNT.jpg   HillaryWEIRD.jpg   Hillary8.jpg
HillaryArr.jpg

I’m confident that your tag lines/photoshops will be even better.

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    Joseph Stanko: If she actually wore an eye patch, and gave all her stump speeches in “talk like a pirate” lingo, I might even consider voting for her… · 12 minutes ago

    She came close in her speech at Selma in ’07.

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    @Percival

    biden_tee.jpg

    ..

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    Alan D: Good strategy, though.  Look at how young they made her look.  She knows her age is against her.  The more people identify with the image, the less they will be concerned about her actual age. · 2 hours ago

    I think this is an important point.  As creepy as the image is, it is a younger, prettier version of her.  Attractive.  

    Then, “Ready” implies that it’s time for a woman to be POTUS (her only selling point).  It makes us all gag, but I agree with RightinChicago.  The Low-info voters are probably going to eat this up.

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    I believe a more contemporary pic is in order….

    TeeRinger_0_lightbox-rev1.jpg

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    @ColinBLane

    Been ghazi done that.

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    @Pilli

    Not Ready!TeeRinger_0_lightbox.jpg

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    @BasilFawlty

    Panned, breasted and ready.

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    @JimmyCarter

    I Don’t Feel Noways Tired

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    @Pencilvania

    Love this post – hilarious!!

    They haven’t yet crowd-sourced which hairdo she will sport for the campaign, that’s the obvious reason for the image design.  

    Bangs or no bangs? hmm, do ‘bangs’ imply support of the second amendment?

    Pigtails?  Offensive to islam.  

    Up-do?  Too palinesque.

    Bouffant?  Too thatchery.

    Pageboy? Not for this woman’s woman.

    Fro? too.  

    No, the only sensible thing will be the Meryl Streep, since it will make the biopic so much easier. 

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    @FrightenedAmerican

    It brought to mind the horror movie “The Head that Wouldn’t Die.” Very creepy indeed.  I love all the comments.  

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    @EJHill

    Wouldn’t a strong Western Woman Leader send the right message?

    Wait a second…

    Thatcher.jpg

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    @HVTs
    EJHill

    George Savage Great minds thinking alike and all that.  

    But the picture is wrong. It needs Chris Stevens instead.

    So, for this picture: “I know exactly what difference it makes who answers the 2 AM call.”

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    Alan D: Good strategy, though.  Look at how young they made her look.  She knows her age is against her.  The more people identify with the image, the less they will be concerned about her actual age. · 2 hours ago

    I think this is an important point.  As creepy as the image is, it is a younger, prettier version of her.  Attractive.  

    Then, “Ready” implies that it’s time for a woman to be POTUS (her only selling point).  It makes us all gag, but I agree with RightinChicago.  The Low-info voters are probably going to eat this up. · 2 hours agoo

    No doubt, the Democrat message will be:

     “Vote for me and you’ll get a woman who can accomplish all those amazing things that a man cannot, and, by the way, you’ll get an economy like the ‘good ol’ days’ of Bill Clinton !

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    @SooperMexican

    They have stickers too!!

    HILLARY-BengHazi-sticker1-BUMPER-small.jpg

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    @RecklessEndangerment

    hillarymommydearest.png

    No more wire transcripts!

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    @EJHill

    Coincidence? I think not…Baby-Chris.jpg

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    You are KILLIN’ it.

    EJHill: Wouldn’t a strong Western Woman Leader send the right message?

    Wait a second… · 3 hours ago

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    @EJHill
    Jon Gabriel: You are KILLIN’ it.

    Thank you, sir…. But it’s kinda like Tee Ball… WHACK!

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    @PatrickLasswell

    Can somebody please shop up a version with:

    “I lied, people died.”

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    @JimGoneWild

    image.jpg      Baking cookies–Not.

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    @JohnDavey

    Pretty sure they’ll be putting that face on the back of some hotpants.

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